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Nope thread?
Nope thread.

>Walking around town at night, just left home, finished reading some creepypasta
>go on a river path, sit at a bench and enjoy the night air
>look left, just street lights
>look right, tall dark figure standing there
>"hello?"
>figure runs towards me, and rips my innards out
>had green eyes
>wake up
>Go to the bathroom, look in mirror, i am dark creature
>realize i have craving for melons
>realize tall dark figure is nigger.
>nigger nigger nigger
>nigger nigger nigger