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ITT: Scary work stories

>Work at wal-mart, night shift
>See old guy walking around
>He leaves the isle I saw him in
>Decide to ask if he needs help
>Go to where I saw him
>"Sir, are you looking for anyth-"
>Nobody there
>Hmm
>Walk around some more
>Go to the other side of the whole store, near the alcohol, got there in a few seconds
>Hear glass break and shit
>Go see whats up
>Old man is there laying on the ground with glass and shit all around him
>Run to get help because I don't know what to fucking do
>Go back
>Everything's fine, no glass or anything anywhere, no old guy
>mfw