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A warning.

Pleiadians will disguise themselves as good aliens, against evil aliens called Grays. But Grays are just machines. This war between them is fabricated. The Grays were built by and owned by the Pleiadians in order to make it easier for you to follow them when you are saved.

Pleiadians are blonde, with bright eyes and light skin. They represent light. They have been trying to manipulate you for centuries into thinking a certain way that benefits them.

Our real allies are these weird looking aliens who have a distant ancestor in common with us. They even sent us a message a long time ago via crop circle warning us from the Grays, and then showing a picture of themselves.