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Hey /x/,

Something terrifying just happened to me;
I was in my bed, half-awake, watching tv. I was watching Discovery Channel, with "How is it Made", I was really chilled out, when suddenly.. Something caught my eye by the window.

It was some masky person, i couldnt barely see it because it was dark. He stood there for good 2 minutes, when i decided to pick up my phone for a picture. I acted like i was asleep, but i managed to take a picture.

He quickly got away after, because of the blitz.
I'm paranoid as fuck.

What should i do? Call the police? Call the neighbour?

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