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Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 14:29:18 No.10519670 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10520079 >>10527394 >>10546737 >>10560527

I really want a nope thread going on right now. I need to find out something important. I'll start with my experience.
>Be not even five minutes ago
>Outside with bro having a smoke
>Out of nowhere this huge thing on all fours comes out of nowhere
>Know it's not a dog because it was too loud to be a dog
>This thing does this demonic growl then dissapears
>Nope our way inside
>Die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 14:34:50 No.10519686 Report

Quoted By: >>10519744 >>10520902 >>10520910 >>10546737

must of been ur mom rofl

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 14:37:21 No.10519695 Report

Quoted By: >>10553304

>Be playing Minecraft
>Room is hot as fuck
>Open window
>Not even a minute later hear huge rustling in bushes outside
>Get up, close window
>Look out window, nothing there, no bears, no cougars
>Sit back down
>Nope

Z. Wed 18 Jul 2012 14:40:26 No.10519701 Report

Quoted By: >>10575095

>Be last night
>sleeping soundly..
>suddenly awake
>hear a distinctive tap, tap, tap
>heart rate is racing
>nope untill i fall asleep again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 14:52:33 No.10519740 Report

Quoted By: >>10520926

>Out having cigarette the other night
>Enjoying the night sky
>Put cigarette out, throw it over neighbors fence
>As I'm walking to back door hear something walking over gravel at the bottom of the garden
>Nopenopenope
>Slide door closed, lock, nope upstairs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 14:53:50 No.10519743 Report

Quoted By: >>10560645

>be living with bf and family
>home alone for the first time in ages
>upstairs in bedroom
>hear some one walking around downstairs things being dropped ect.
>i know im the only one home nope upstairs untill bf brother comes home

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 14:53:52 No.10519744 Report

Quoted By: >>10520902 >>10520910 >>10522508 >>10522558

>>10519686
>rofl

please GTFO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 15:01:23 No.10519762 Report

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My mums good friend is a quite in tune with the other side or a least has some kind of intuition. This is a story she told me.

> Its lady's 50th birthday and her father had passed away recently
> after coming home from birthday dinner with her husband they go to bed.
> lady wakes up in the middle of the night hearing footsteps up and down the hall stopping at bedroom door
>eventually falls asleep
>in the morning she found ribbons from the gifts she had been given on her bedroom door handle
>thinks it was he father saying happy birthday

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 16:45:04 No.10520016 Report

Quoted By: >>10532780

Here's another one I have from the cigarette guy

>Sister comes home, hears someone running upstairs
>Assumes it's me, thinks nothing of it
>I come home
>When did you go out?
>I only just came back
>Then who was stairs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 16:54:50 No.10520033 Report

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>another nope thread on /x/
>YEAH.AVI

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 17:18:22 No.10520079 Report

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>>10519670
>Die

So how's being a zombie working out for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 19:43:23 No.10520450 Report

Quoted By: >>10559034

>Go out for smoke
>Chilling, clearly dark outside
>Look at door
>Someone has put a picture of a girl
>Someone has ripped part of the face so you cant see her eyes
>Go to other side of room, use flashlight on picture
>Black holes as eyes
Not really nope but kinda creeped me

stagolee !W0JenfM5nc

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stagolee !W0JenfM5nc Wed 18 Jul 2012 21:35:54 No.10520751 Report

Quoted By: >>10547784

>Innadesert at night with my pops
>walking around the truck trail in South Mountain
>rustle rustle
>wwoooowwoooowwoooowwooooo
>pit pat pit pat pitpatpitpatPATPITPATPITPAT
>SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>DEFCON FUCKING 19^-3
>tactically nope the fuck right out of there

fucking chupacabra

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 21:52:12 No.10520804 Report

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Not really nope for me but a family related nope.

>Family friends husband died
>widow in the kitchen several weeks later
>lights on the ceiling start clattering and flickering
>widow gets a bit nopey
>This happens on and off over the next few months
>clatter and flickering intensifies
>one night really bad
>shes looks up at ceiling and yells "If thats you, cut that shit out now, Ill see you in a few years!"
>Ghost noped away because no more clattering or flickering.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 21:53:53 No.10520809 Report

Quoted By: >>10520932

>On a store run with buddy one night
>Rain coming down hard and thick
>Turn on to main road to see a huge animal on its side in the middle of the road
>We were in a pickup and I could have reached my hand out the window and touched it it was so huge
>Dirty white/gray fur, four legged, like a mutant sheep dog
>Obviously dead
>People are driving around it like its nothing
>Buddy doesnt say anything
>Finally, when were down the road a mile or so I ask If he saw that huge fucking animal in the middle of the road.
> I saw it. I dont want to talk about it.
>WTF?!?!
>Refuses to talk about it whenever I bring it up.
>Had werewolf nightmares for a week after we saw it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:10:47 No.10520888 Report

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>Be two weeks ago
>Outside smoking at the side of the house
>Hear the gate open on the other side
>Footsteps coming around
>NOPE.jpg put my smoke out and run inside

Also:
>Last night
>Trying to fall asleep
>Hear insanely loud tapping under my bed
>Scared so bad I jumped
>Thought nothing of it and went back to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:12:43 No.10520902 Report

Quoted By: >>10520910

>>10519686
>>10519744
>must of

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:14:35 No.10520910 Report

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>>10519686
>>10519744
>>10520902
>ur

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:18:22 No.10520920 Report

Quoted By: >>10522354 >>10562732

>be last night at 3am
>go let the dog outside
>see a possum on my fence
>NOPE
>run back inside, locking my dog out with reckless abandon
>turn off all the lights in the house, close all the windows
>load my revolver and point it at the door to my room until the sun comes up
>cautiously walk towards the back door, unlock it, open it
>dog comes back inside
>possum is nowhere to be found

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:19:04 No.10520926 Report

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>>10519740
>throw cigarette over neighbor's fence
So how's being underaged working out for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:20:19 No.10520930 Report

Quoted By: >>10520978 >>10521071 >>10525802

I tried posting this story in the other thread on my phone but.

Well its not really a NOPE story.

>grandma dies
>i didnt know.
>one day i go to sleep and have a very realistic dream of me waking up in our mexican vacation house.
>go to grandmas house
>"Mijito oh i didnt think you would come! im glad you got my message!"
>what message!
>come come you must be hungry
>after food she tells me she has something for me
>she has this room thats always closed
>she opens some boxes and gets out a book
>she hands it to me and tells me to protect it
>yes grandma

>wake up pass it off as a dream
>anniversy of her death comes by
>she comes to my in my dreams
>mijito why havent you gotten my book? didnt you promise me you will protect it?
>she kisses my forhead
>you were always so forgetfull
>fly to mexico
>her old house is torn down and a new house is built ontop of it by my uncle.
>ask him about the book
>they give me a weird stare
> ask me to leave
>all of my grandmas old stuff was burned.
>feel superbad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:20:43 No.10520932 Report

Quoted By: >>10537301

>>10520809
i have a somewhat similar NOPE

> be 14 or 15 years old
> driving home from somewhere with my pops
> driving down a fairly rural road, both sides are tobacco fields
> suddenly, out of nowhere, cop car comes flying by with sirens and lights
> see it veer off into one of tobacco fields
> has it's spotlight on something white
> looks like a white rhinoceros or something
> cop gets out of his car
> rhinoceros-thing charges him
> cop runs back in and peels out of there
> rhino was taller and bigger than cop car
> could have easily crushed it
> instead, went running into woods
> i live in New England; rhinos wouldn't survive a week in our climate
> ask dad if he knew what that was
> says he had no fucking clue (first time i ever heard him swear, too)
> drive home
> he calls police (this was before cell phones, mind you)
> they say they have situation under control
> he asks operator what that thing was
> they say situation is under control and thank him for contacting them
> they hang up on him
> nothing about it in the papers, nobody else around to see it
> dad still brings it up every time i see him
> at work, he calls a really difficult engineering problem a "white rhino of a problem"

sucks that i'll never know what it was...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:22:19 No.10520937 Report

Quoted By: >>10526103 >>10563283 >>10564617

>Last month
>Swimming in my backyard at night
>Hear some noises by the gate
>Hide behind the waterfall
>See a guy in a white mask in my backyard.
>He tried to open my back door and tripped the alarm
>He ran

I stayed in the pool until the cops showed.

Vash15 !iqwBqBUA2c

Vash15 !iqwBqBUA2c Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:24:41 No.10520944 Report

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>last night
>430 AM
>roommates are passed out, me trying to sleep too
>pitch black
>hear creaking in the room
>dismiss it as fat roommate rolling over
>start to fall asleep
>hear a little girl's laugh
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE

Wall Johnson

Wall Johnson Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:26:10 No.10520946 Report

Quoted By: >>10521314

>Passing through small New England town
>Locals aren't friendly, all look like inbreds and/or fish
>nope'd on outta there, after sleepless night
>Certain I was followed on my way out of town

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:26:41 No.10520949 Report

Quoted By: >>10564649 >>10575234

> godfather's 98-year-old mother died about four years ago
> didn't know her that well
> at her wake, talked to my godfather about her
> his brother loves to talk about how she was the only one who could beat my godfather at scrabble
> my brother reminisces about how we used to get a grape soda for visiting her
> i recollect how she used to give me a 2-dollar bill when i was good
> my dad remembers when she reached her 80's, she used to complain that crows would ring her doorbell
> sad event, but get over it
> later that night, go over my friend's house
> he asks what we wanted to do that night
> another friend comes over with a board game
> it's scrabble
> think nothing of it
> start playing
> friend plays the word "crow"
> think nothing of it
> later in game, I play "door" and another friend plays the word "bell" off of it.
> start to get a bit freaked out
> order pizza
> friend picks it up at door
> walks in with a 2-liter bottle of grape soda because they were all out of orange
> Gives us all our change
> says pizza guy gave him something weird
> it's a motherfucking 2-dollar bill
> gives it to me and says, "you should have it"

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:29:22 No.10520963 Report

Quoted By: >>10561011

>walking outside
>see another person
>nope

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:29:27 No.10520964 Report

Quoted By: >>10520976 >>10555724

>be last night
>about to go to sleep
>hear "SIT DOWN SIT DOWN SIT DOWN SIT DOWN" in cat's voice echoing off the walls
>mfw it was my cat talking in her sleep
>mfw my cat can talk
>mfw i have no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:31:33 No.10520976 Report

Quoted By: >>10526023

>>10520964
>in cat's voice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:31:38 No.10520978 Report

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>>10520930
Your uncle sounds like a faggot, what state are u from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 22:54:13 No.10521071 Report

Quoted By: >>10526092 >>10559335

>>10520930
>being Mexican
>not white master race
NOPENOPENOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 23:13:47 No.10521140 Report

Quoted By: >>10564646

>Walking down country lane
>Weather's shit. Thick fog, drizzles
>Hear a roar across the countryside
>Instantly more paranoid, as the fog's thick
>Keep walking
>Silhouettes become noticeable in the fog
>Men, and women, grouped together in the dirt trail
"Good afternoon."
>They turn at my voice
>They look like they were attacked
>Ragged clothes, unkempt hair, scratches all over them
>I keep walking
>Footsteps behind, begin running
>Don't stop until the next town.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 23:56:06 No.10521314 Report

Quoted By:

>>10520946

People in Innsmouth are so rude, aren't they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2012 23:58:32 No.10521324 Report

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Whenever I find animal skulls in the woods, I make weird alters out of them with stones and feathers and bones to nope people out.

Mega

Mega Thu 19 Jul 2012 01:40:34 No.10521846 Report

Quoted By: >>10522542

>Be last week
>Home alone
>Set up house for playing One-Man Hide-N-Seek
>Close all doors except my room, line the door ways with rock salt
>Begin to play
>Run to bathroom and stab Alex (that's what I named the doll)
>Hide and wait
>Hear front door open and close
>Realized I didn't salt that door
>Come out of hiding place and walk to bathroom
>No Alex
>NOPE
>See front door unlocked, lock it, head back to room
>Alex is on top of bed
>Grab him, spit salt water on him, then set him on fire
>Still hear front door open and close when I'm in my room and alone in the house

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 02:18:47 No.10522106 Report

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>playing CSS offline with some bots because internet went out
>planted the bomb at the same time a bot killed the last guy
>random fucking screech-like chatter over the radio
>nope.jpg
>remove headphones and think about playing again
>kept playing hasn't happened again
has anything similar happened to anyone? that shit creeped the shit out of me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 02:41:39 No.10522227 Report

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i remember being haunted as a child, by something demonic.

waking up at nights, with insects all over my body, seeing reapers dancing outside the windows, got so scared everytime i tried to run to my parents room, but some ghostly evel shade stopped me as i tried to run up the stairs, it grabbed me by the neck, pulled me upwards the wall and laughed in my face.

this was from when i was about 5-11 "when we moved out" and it stopped after that, but 1 year later, i had the a dream that i was sitting on a cross with the reaper, and he kicked me down the cross, haning me under it. i woke up seeing the ghostly shade spinning around in the room.

>NOPE
>NOPE
> FUCK YOU NOPE

but ofcourse years after so much horror and batshit crazy stuff i realised i just simply suffer from sleep paralysis.

kind of, a nope story :P

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 03:03:57 No.10522354 Report

Quoted By:

>>10520920
pussy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 03:06:47 No.10522368 Report

Quoted By: >>10522437 >>10522862 >>10523506

youre all summerfags for contributing to this cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 03:19:43 No.10522437 Report

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>>10522368

cancer belongs to b

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 03:25:01 No.10522476 Report

Quoted By: >>10527169 >>10532226

>live in Los Angeles
>friends and I walking around in Griffiths Park at night
>under a light we see someone standing with a hoodie
>accidentally rose flashlight to his/her face
>no face just darkness/shadow
>nopenopenope down the hill

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 03:27:07 No.10522483 Report

Quoted By: >>10525892

>Sister thinks thing are staring at her while she sleeps
>Sent to child psychologist because we all think she's schizo
>Shrink asks us about curtains
>She's scared of her curtains with cartoon faces on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 03:31:51 No.10522508 Report

Quoted By:

>>10519744
rofl u mad bro lol
ur
mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 03:39:47 No.10522542 Report

Quoted By: >>10523359

>>10521846
Any more experiences with one man hide and seek?
or information on the history of it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 03:43:54 No.10522558 Report

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>>10519744
>GTFO
You are in no way better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 04:36:12 No.10522862 Report

Quoted By: >>10527401

>>10522368
>implying nope threads haven't been around forever
>implying they're more cancerous than tulpa/jeebus/succubus threads
>youre

Mega

Mega Thu 19 Jul 2012 05:38:13 No.10523359 Report

Quoted By: >>10536524

>>10522542
Well, that was the only and first time I've played it this far. Don't think I finished the game right since there are still the whole front door opening and closing when I'm home alone. That, and my cat went missing like two days after I played the damned game. Gonna play it again, soon.

Milk Duds

Milk Duds Thu 19 Jul 2012 05:57:42 No.10523506 Report

Quoted By: >>10527401

>>10522368
>implying things with even a slight chance of being paranormal don't belong on the paranormal board
Go back to roleplaying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 08:44:29 No.10524644 Report

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>People in truck say hi to me
>nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 10:59:17 No.10525398 Report

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>sitting in school
>bean burrito day
>have to fart
>hold it in
>go to bathroom
>fart disappeared
>nope!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 12:29:53 No.10525802 Report

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>>10520930 That's really sad, made me cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 12:51:49 No.10525892 Report

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>>10522483
Your sister's a fucking pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 13:01:51 No.10525920 Report

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>be last night
>be on /x/ reading creepy threads
>eating rice crispys
>get up to go poop
>cant find my fuckin rice crispys
>freaked the fuck out
>go downstairs, find it on downstairs counter
>home alone that night
>noped the fuck up to my bedroom
>slept with knife underpillow

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 13:13:50 No.10525956 Report

Quoted By: >>10526011

>6th grade
>go to friend's house and he shows me the maze game
>jump for a second when that bitch pops up
>close window while saying I knew it wasn't just a game
>go back to doing stupid shit on his computer
>power goes out for about 5 seconds or so.
>power comes back on
>printer turns itself on and prints a picture of the exorcist girl
>we both nope at the same time and decide it's time to go to bed
>throw picture under his bunk bed
>there is a space between the wall and the bunk bed and I am on top bunk
>look down at floor while trying to get comfortable
>see the bitch on the paper looking up at me in the middle of the night
>NOPE
>turn the other way and eventually fall asleep after a few hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 13:36:52 No.10526011 Report

Quoted By:

>>10525956
LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 13:40:35 No.10526023 Report

Quoted By:

>>10520976
>mit-OWN mit-OWN mit-OWN

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 14:02:47 No.10526092 Report

Quoted By:

>>10521071
Not the anon you're replying to but..

>being white
>not Mexican master race

LEL FAGET.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 14:05:52 No.10526103 Report

Quoted By:

>>10520937
Holy shit! Nope. Fuck that noise. Where do you live? In the woods or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 14:13:03 No.10526127 Report

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not really nope per say but

>be 5-7 years old living in one of my grandparents houses
>get an old antique wooden dresser from relative which they got at an auction
>put it in my bedroom
>mom and I start hearing footsteps in the bedroom hallway
>let it be its harmless
>one night i wake up with terrible pain from my belly
>start crying and screaming as children do
>look at belly
>three long deep cuts that look like claw marks across belly
>mom yells at whatever it is to leave me alone
>get rid of dresser
>nothing happened after that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 15:05:15 No.10526270 Report

Quoted By: >>10526274

>Be now
>Since we moved into apartment things have been off (apt used to be a motel)
>Cat has a habit of meowing to get the door opened, or scratching at it.
>Other side of kitchen wall is the shower (its a walk in shower)
>Cat will scratch or meow at wall in kitchen furiously.
>He also scratches and meows at wall in shower.
>Will not let anyone go in bathroom alone. Will follow people in and immediately get in shower and lay staring at the wall.
>Sometimes cabinet under bathroom sink opens by itself.
>Late at night cat will freak out and scratch violently at the wall and stare at something I can't see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 15:06:53 No.10526274 Report

Quoted By:

>>10526270

>be on /x/ reading creepy thread
>everyone including cats are in living room
>hear/feel a loud thud
>get up to check it out since I was closest to bedroom
>check bedroom and bathroom
>everything is ok, nothing knocked over evrything cool
>have sudden feeling to check near bed (there is an 18 inch gap between the wall and bed that is blocked off by boxes at the end of the bed.)
>gf recently unpacked one of the boxes at the foot of the bed and moved all her crystal balls onto the floor in that gap by the bed
>largest crystal ball (has to weigh at least 5 pounds) is on the floor and its stand is knocked over
>hurry back to living room freaked out
>hear knocking in bathroom later that night when everyone is alseep.
>try to wake up girlfriend. Hear whispering from bathroom when I say her name.
>Nope. Nope. Nope? FUCKING NOPE.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 15:46:59 No.10526371 Report

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>>In my friends old house at about 2 PM, four of us downstairs in living room
>>Go to the bathroom upstairs to take a piss
>>About to enter bathroom when I suddenly get goosebumps
>>I look to the right
>>Unnaturally dark room, as in anything could be a few inches away from the threshold and I wouldn't know
>>Nope the fuck downstairs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 16:21:45 No.10526452 Report

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>Be 15
>Highschool days
>Researched at the library
>Students left but I remained
>Decided to just take the book home
>Librarian and me the only ones left
>While signing library cards, hears someone/something typing on the library computers' keyboards.
>Librarian looked at me scared as fuck
>Noped the walls, the floors and the ceiling

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 19:30:35 No.10527046 Report

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>Uncle died recently
>I was staying at his house alone
>nobody was home
>I could hear footsteps in his office
>Noped out to the car, drove home

chickybawn !!OaZ/k4yNvPv

chickybawn !!OaZ/k4yNvPv Thu 19 Jul 2012 20:00:05 No.10527169 Report

Quoted By: >>10530566 >>10532300 >>10562681

>>10522476
Been told by several people that Griffith park is weird as shit, and to stay out whenever I go to LA.
Both known people and strangers over the internet warned me.
What lurks there, /x/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 20:06:58 No.10527198 Report

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Here's a nope story
>Be 13-14 eating alphabet soup
>Soup in the corner spells out "HI"
>I reply "Hello!" to my soup excitedly
>Wind blows through window
>Look at window then back at soup
>Soup spells "HOW ARE YOU"
>Nope the entire bowl

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 20:52:15 No.10527345 Report

Quoted By: >>10527364

Well, here is a real nope story.
>be 12 years old, playing splinter cell chaos theory until about 3 in the morning.
>cut the game off, dark as fuck upstairs. Decide to walk downstairs to go to sleep.
>grab my glass of water i had with me to bring downstairs.
>before going down stairs, the computer room across the hall is making weird noises. Sounds like gurgling.
>set down cup on ground next to me. Slowly walk to computer room
>noise turns into almost vomiting/splashing sound mixed with angry growls.
>quickly open the door (cause i was a stupid ass twelve year old)
>sound completely stops.
>turn around to go downstairs.
>glass of water i carefully set down now spilled all over the place.
Nope to the left, nope the right, i noped and noped and nope'd all night.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 20:56:49 No.10527358 Report

Quoted By: >>10527372 >>10527401

fuck off eith your cancer you stupid summerfags

Frost

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Frost Thu 19 Jul 2012 20:58:18 No.10527364 Report

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>>10527345
That description almost sounds like my old house, even though the description was a little vague.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 21:01:03 No.10527372 Report

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>>10527358
Head on back on over to B, you fucking tumor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2012 21:09:03 No.10527394 Report

Quoted By: >>10530345 >>10532227

>>10519670
Reminds me of something that happened to me once, OP.

>Walking around at night near my house
>See a dog wandering around
>I walk up to it
>It comes into light
>It has a human-esque face, and is completely hairless
>The thing smiles eerily and barks
>It runs off

Ran into this things a few times, before I actually came across it in the daytime, with its owner. Turns out it's a weird mutation. Either way, looked creepy.

Milk Duds

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Milk Duds Thu 19 Jul 2012 21:13:42 No.10527401 Report

Quoted By:

>>10527358
Go to
>>10522862
>>10523506

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 00:23:33 No.10528449 Report

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>wake up from nap
>walk from couch to fridge
>about a 25 ft striaght shot
>the entire walk over I hear my grandpa on the computer
>grab drink
>walk to the right to grab snack
>see grandpa on computer from corner of eye
>turn around from cabinet to talk to him
>no one there
>computer off
>happenes in a span of 30 seconds
Wtf
Who was computer???
>nope.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 04:10:08 No.10529973 Report

Quoted By: >>10530345 >>10531386

>be about 3-6
>still remember every detail
>watching tv
>alone in room
>door was locked
>just keep flicking through channels
>didnt know what i was doing
>got to this one channel
>mexican or spanish chick on it
>pretty hot
>have no idea whats going on
>suddenly she starts to talk to me
>listening
>waiting for response
>mfw the big green hill is behind her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 05:15:38 No.10530345 Report

Quoted By:

>>10527394
Pics of the thing?

>>10529973
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 05:43:13 No.10530566 Report

Quoted By:

>>10527169

Yeah that wasn't the first encounter I had at Griffith park before. I went back multiple times around 2 am and heard child laughter up various hills. I suggest visit the park late at night, but bring a switchblade and a flashlight as backup.

Also, sneak up to the Hollywood sign, there is a LOT of paranormal activity up there. It has a history of people committing suicide up there. I heard a woman's voice whispering hello next to my ear. I ran down that hill faster than a cheetah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 07:18:08 No.10531386 Report

Quoted By: >>10545995 >>10552905

>>10529973
>be about 3-6
>remember every detail
>be about 3-6
>3-6
>ABOUT 3-6
>every detail

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 07:23:07 No.10531420 Report

Quoted By:

>bill collector calls
>nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 07:48:27 No.10531576 Report

Quoted By:

Someone knocks on the door
>Good day! Did you know Jesus died for your sins?
>Noped the door

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 08:57:26 No.10532065 Report

Quoted By:

>>Reading this thread
>>Hear a god awful shriek
>>ALLOFMYNOPES

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 09:23:58 No.10532144 Report

Quoted By:

>be in this thread
>be sitting in the dark
>notice something in peripheral vision
>look up
>fucking laser pointer racing around cieling
>check windows
>closed
>shine light from laptop around the room
>empty
>dead silence everywhere, everyone asleep
>nope
>stick middle finger out window just in case

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 09:29:45 No.10532161 Report

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>>be around 13 back in the day
>>me and my cousins hanging out, drinking in the woods outside of town
>>be completely smashed when night comes round
>>suddenly everything goes quiet
>>hear growling and fast movement in the bushes
>>me and crew take off out of there
>>here it chasing us
>>I'm lagging behind then I trip into a pool of water
>>wake up at my native friend's house
>>claimed that some mythical two headed werewolf almost got me
>>according to his gramps, the legendary monster is afraid of water
>>moved out of the native reserve after that

StolenTurtle !ozOtJW9BFA

StolenTurtle !ozOtJW9BFA Fri 20 Jul 2012 09:56:22 No.10532223 Report

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>Be last year
>Chillin in Glacier Park
>Wandering around with uncle at 10 pm
>hear a roar like no other
>we both start running
>finally we both stopped to catch breath
>lost as fuck
>Hear it again
>look to the left
>See it staring at me, it's eyes glinting in the moon light
>we yell at it thinking it was a cougar
>It roars again
>my uncle is down on the ground
>i take a step backwards
>foot caught in bear trap
>I yell
>"Roaaar"
>i'm a bear being hunted

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 10:13:08 No.10532226 Report

Quoted By:

>>10522476
That place is generally creepy as fuck.
>Be learning to drive
>Feeling like a boss driving the winding street around said park, lazy Sunday afternoon, road is pretty empty
>Black coupe whizzes by, almost cutting me off
>Regain composure, continue driving
>Out of nowhere, a black coupe cuts me off again, screeches around the next bend, LOUD crash sound follows
>Drive around the bend, see nothing, no debris, etc.
>NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 10:13:17 No.10532227 Report

Quoted By: >>10532243

>>10527394
You have an obligation to extrapalate on this shit. A mutant what??

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 10:16:57 No.10532241 Report

Quoted By: >>10552299 >>10569114

>Be asleep and in a dream
>Feel real
>be in bed, room has orange glow to it
>look out window
>see a whole bunch of old guys in maroon robes chanting crazy shit to a burning pentagram in my yard
>be like wtf
>one guy looks at me, and speaks to me mentally, telling me 6 artifacts of satan are in my home and if I don't find them satan will be in our world
>nope the fuck through my house looking for the shit
>find 2 of the shits
>watch as satan comes out of the ground in my yard, yelling loud as fuck
>nope the fuck awake

worst dream I've ever had. I remember it a lot more vividly, but I don't want to bore you all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 10:17:06 No.10532243 Report

Quoted By:

>>10532227

baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 10:30:10 No.10532300 Report

Quoted By:

>>10527169
Griffith Park Creature.
Griffith Park Curse.
Look it up, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 10:34:20 No.10532312 Report

Quoted By:

>years of nope reading experience
>see post starting with so and so died
>nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 10:40:54 No.10532339 Report

Quoted By:

How many of you guys got fucked over trying to type while the board was down?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 11:49:53 No.10532554 Report

Quoted By: >>10532819

>Have pretty creepy house
>Several occasions of activity
>Reading stuff in this thread
>Lights off, everyone asleep
>See two shiny objects to the left of my face
>Assume it's laptop light reflecting off hair
>Look to left
>Two eyes, like when cat eyes glow in the dark
>Right next to face
>NOPE
>Shine laptop in direction of eyes
>Nothing

Shit always happens at my house. Footsteps, doors opening and closing, my cat hissing at one of the closet hallways all the time,
Fun stuff.

Based Daddio !!OhCwQVnxKIS

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Based Daddio !!OhCwQVnxKIS Fri 20 Jul 2012 11:55:39 No.10532581 Report

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>be reading creepy unsolved murders and such
>make eyecontact with picture of boy from boy in the box
>can't forget his face, jimmies rustled
>play around with ouija board
>go to go to sleep
>wake up in middle of night and hear tapping from down the hall

OH GOD NOPE NOPE I LET HIM INTO THE HOUSE OH GOD BOY IN THE BOX IS COMING FOR ME OH GOD GOD GOD

>cat slept with me the entire night that night

Was she looking after me? :3

Pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 12:45:25 No.10532733 Report

Quoted By:

>be five minutes ago
>reading through this thread
>come across this post
>nope the fuck out
>actually not really that badly
>remember what post said and rewrite it word for wrod
>post it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 12:49:10 No.10532750 Report

Quoted By: >>10532810

>Go to watch Batman
>Movie is going alright, kinda meh compared to last two
>OMFG what is this smoke I can't breathe right wtf
>gunshots start going off, people scream, panic, trample
>Take cover underseats until chaos clears

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 12:51:54 No.10532762 Report

Quoted By: >>10548049 >>10552522

This isn't my story, but one that I read on here that intrigued the shit out of me, figured I'd retell it because why the fuck not.

>friend has internship at JPL
>lead scientist guy is retiring, whole department throws retirement party, friend invites me
>later in the evening, hanging out in parking lot smoking a cig
>lead scientist retiree walks out on his way to car, buzzed enough to be loose with info, but not enough to be unsafe to drive
>walk up to him, shake his hand, congratulate him on retiring and all that
>brief conversation, guy cool enough
>conversation dies, guy looks into night sky
"What do you think that is?"
>take a while figuring out which point in the sky he's talking about, finally find the particularly bright star he's pointing to
"I dunno....Star? Satellite? Comet?"
"That's what we thought, too."
>walks off

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 12:57:29 No.10532780 Report

Quoted By:

>>10520016
Who was stairs??

Calibrations !!HIttdpK+7Gd

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Calibrations !!HIttdpK+7Gd Fri 20 Jul 2012 13:00:44 No.10532795 Report

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>Laying in bed
>About to fall asleep
>As close as it could get to my ear without touching it
>Whispering is so loud it hurts
>Something like
"The loughbanou has begun."
>For some reason, I completely blew it off

>Sleeping in basement
>Because the consoles are down there and a giant-ass tv is too
>Drinking soda earlier
>Start hearing cans being crushed
>Confuzed
>Look at clock
>2:00 A.M.
>What the fuck I live alone
>Door slams shut
>Lay there NOPEing all night long``

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 13:05:06 No.10532810 Report

Quoted By:

>>10532750
denver

Calibrations !!HIttdpK+7Gd

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Calibrations !!HIttdpK+7Gd Fri 20 Jul 2012 13:08:25 No.10532819 Report

Quoted By:

>>10532554
My cat sometimes stands at a closet for hours meowing until I let it in.
That shits weird.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 13:11:06 No.10532832 Report

Quoted By:

>See this weird pink thing.
>See it tickle me in my sleep.
>Nope!

Calibrations !!HIttdpK+7Gd

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Calibrations !!HIttdpK+7Gd Fri 20 Jul 2012 13:22:39 No.10532880 Report

Quoted By: >>10541083

>Be chubby
>Sixth grade
>Fall
>Foggy as hell
>Street lamps and moonlight are the only illumination
>6:30 A.M walking to busstop
>Holding guitarcase
>A 16-wheeler is always parked in front of someone's house
>Don't know what's inside
>Don't want to know
>Walking on the side of it so that I can't cross to go to the otherside of the road
>This shit's hard to explain
>Hear mumbling about 1/4 across
>Look at person's house
>See 5+ full grown people
>Instantly look straight forward
>Mumbling to eachother continues
>Think I'm going to throw the guitar at them and make a break for it
>Make it all the way past
>Never tell anyone for a year

fast forward two years

>Eigth grade
>Jack Skellington skinny
>Cleaning patio furniture
>Find odd knife under chair cushion
>More like a mail opener (not sharp at all)
>Copper, amateurish designs showing suns and eyes on it
>Mom has no clue where it came from
(Single parent, only child)
>Takes it away
>Comes back 4 hours later
>Doesn't say a word all day
>Whenever I bring it up she refuses to talk about it
>Loved moving away
>whatthefuckishappening.jpg

Calibrations !!HIttdpK+7Gd

Calibrations !!HIttdpK+7Gd Fri 20 Jul 2012 13:24:33 No.10532896 Report

Quoted By: >>10533061

Anybody here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 13:59:25 No.10533061 Report

Quoted By:

>>10532896
yeh bruh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jul 2012 20:46:42 No.10534524 Report

Quoted By:

I miss /x/, I've not really been here more than a couple of times since the massive raid that the place never seemed to recover from.

Kinda nice to be looking though here again and see a type of thread I recognise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 02:02:11 No.10536431 Report

Quoted By:

>be upstairs.
>laundry room is in garage and my mom got locked in there one time.
>HEar door handle rattling and a voice that sounds like my mom calling my name.
>run downstairs to unlock it and then hear my mom answer the phone from her room upstairs.
>nope back up the stairs and into my room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 02:19:38 No.10536496 Report

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>Coming home from school
>My friend and I are going to hang out but I need to go home first (he lives a block away)
>The door is unlocked. "My cousin must have gotten home early from work."
>Get on computer. Hear someone taking a piss and flushing toilet in the upstairs bathroom." He could at least shut the damn door."
>Look out the window and see friend coming and cousin park in driveway.
>NOPE. Fuck this I'm out. Cousin can deal with that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 02:24:48 No.10536524 Report

Quoted By:

>>10523359
Wasn't aware this thread was still alive. Update when you've done the ritual again. Japanese rituals aren't something i hear a lot of

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 02:28:34 No.10536541 Report

Quoted By:

Not really worthy of green texting.

You know those times when you just get hit by intense fear for no apparant reason. Everything seems normal but something is just "wrong" setting off your fight/flight response.

I guess it is the human equivalent of when cats go crazy sprinting about the place, except they do it more often, so they must be more aware of the cause.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 02:29:21 No.10536544 Report

Quoted By:

>bill collector calls
>nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 02:38:55 No.10536581 Report

Quoted By:

>early teens, on holiday with friend and his family
>go to nearby shop to buy some juice
>start heading back to the house, totally empty but well lit street
>street light nearest me turns off, think bulbs gone keep walking
>next one goes off, start picking up the pace
>each light I come to goes off as I sprint down the street

Not totally sure but I think the lights came on slowly behind me so only 2 or 3 were off at a time. Also pretty sure it happened again during the trip, the only two times I was on that street alone at night.

This incident probably made me more aware of it but in my mid/late teens I noticed I was a slider (sometimes lights would flicker or go off when I was near them), of course could just be a coincidence, my then girlfriend started noticing it too but maybe I was just making her aware of it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 03:01:26 No.10536686 Report

Quoted By: >>10536900

>mysteriously appear on prison cart
>bout to get executed
>dragon out of fucking nowhere
>NOPE NOPE NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 03:29:43 No.10536818 Report

Quoted By: >>10541443

>Last night
>Hear footsteps
>NOPE
>Go to /x/
>Suddenly my room's walls are pitch-black
>See door open
>NOPE NOPE NOPE
>Hide under computer table
>See bloody axe and bloody boots
>Heart beats like a drum
>See the ghost leave
>Go to bed
>An shadow on the ceiling of my room
>Hide under my pillows and shit
>Hear deep breathing and someone saying "I know you are there."
>NOPE THE FUCK OFF THE ROOM
>Didn't happen again because I went to sleep to the sofa.
>Still looking over my shoulder all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 03:40:50 No.10536862 Report

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> be the night before halloween
> be in apartment foreveralone.pdf because roommates left home for the weekend
> be studying for upcoming finals in the living room (yes nerd)
> suddenly hear front door creak open (i lived in a really old building so these noises were common)
> yell, "sup, forget something?" without looking away from my book
> no response
> slowly turn head toward the doorway
> nobody's there
> quickly run to kitchen and grab the biggest knife i can find, then approach the door cautiously
> "hello, anybody there?"
> silence
> peer out of my door and glance down the dimly lit hallway to see and hear no one
> hurriedly shut door and lock it
> begin to get drowsy and end up falling asleep on the living room couch

the next morning...

> cold breeze brushes against me, pulling me out of my deep slumber
> absentmindedly try to reach for bed covers
> suddenly realize I fell asleep on the living room couch, not my bed
> cold breeze lashes against my bare skin again
> realize this isn't normal because I always keep my windows closed (allergies) and our A/C doesn't work
> notice out of the corner of my eyes that the blinds leading to the outside balcony are fluttering around wildly from the wind
> impossibiru.jpg, me and my roommates never use the balcony and our sliding door is always closed
> this time it wasn't
> shit brix
> immediately slam sliding door shut and lock it, then without thinking sprint down to the bottom floor to tell my landlord
> calls 911
> popo comes to investigate, finds nothing, says i'm safe to go back inside
> nope.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 03:51:55 No.10536900 Report

Quoted By:

>>10536686
>>10536686

Oh no you don't!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 05:10:21 No.10537301 Report

Quoted By:

>>10520932
I'm getting here kind of late, but in another thread I posted about what my dad saw when he was a kid and it matches the description of this "beast". Weird stuff.
Also, reviving the thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 05:32:47 No.10537466 Report

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>Jogging 'round on this really long dirt road earlier
>See empty looking farm house.
>Some guys are moving some stuff into a van
>Decide to go back later to check it out
>Came back at dusk with a flash light,
>Climbed a tree and went through the window
>Smell of stale carpet inside
>Room literarilly filled with old portraits of family members
>Hear loud banging outside, jump the fuck up.
>Notice it's a gate banging towards the wall, laugh at myself before going downstairs.
>The whole house is furnished, decide to go check out the bedroom.
>Stench from where the previous owner had departed, yellow-ish brown stain smelling of rot on the mattress.
>Getting nausious, decide to walk backout when I hear a crack from the staircase,
>Walked back to the staircase and noticed one of the steps had cracked
>Hear something drop and several footsteps upstairs
>Bump into the door, luckily it wasn't locked
>Sprint all the fucking way home
>Picture sort of related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 08:03:57 No.10538660 Report

Quoted By: >>10540371

OP I think you got Rake'd.
>Be 14 home alone
>Go to kitchen to get food, take out spoon, leave on table
> Go to pantry
>Hear clang
>Come out to see spoon, knocked on ground
>Get scared, run upstairs
>Met by my dog, scratching and barking at air vent next to my room low to the ground
>Hear desperate scratching sound from vent between dogs scratches
>Become terrified and rush out of house, slamming the door shut behind me
>Get call from parents asking why I left door open
NOPENOPENOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 12:20:42 No.10540342 Report

Quoted By:

Not really a nope but comforting.

>friend dies
>went over to see his aunt, find closure
>tells me 10 yr old orchid plant is growing nonstop in middle of fall
>usually grows 1-2 flowers in summer, stopped already
>started growing a week after death with 2 separate stalks and about 4 flowers each, total of 8-9 flowers
>tells me lights have been flickering on/off in different places of house
>replaced bulbs, rewired and restarted circuits, wasn't helping
>initially kind of skeptical, aunt is older and religious
>ask to use bathroom, in bathroom peeing and lights flicker on/off, I freeze, try to compose myself
>say I know it's you... lights stop for a moment, wet my hands and as I'm noping out lights flicker a bit and stop again

Still a nope after all. Even friends are scary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 12:29:01 No.10540371 Report

Quoted By:

>>10538660
I think that was a squirrel dude

Anomylous

Anomylous Sat 21 Jul 2012 12:31:15 No.10540382 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 5
>See hatman
>weeks later mom talks about hatman like a motherfucker on phone with friend
>i tell her I saw a man in a black hat as well
>all of my mothers nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 12:35:14 No.10540394 Report

Quoted By: >>10546894

>Be home alone
>Fapping in bed with door open
>Door slams shut
>Flip the fuck out
>Put dick away
>Open door slowly
>Teddy bear in the middle of hallway
NOPE
>look outside
>no car parked in driveway
NOPE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 12:38:53 No.10540415 Report

Quoted By:

>Reading nope thread
>Noping along like a boss
>Cat moves in my peripheral vision
>Nope

scared as dick

scared as dick Sat 21 Jul 2012 12:44:22 No.10540440 Report

Quoted By: >>10540469

>be in nope thread at friends
>throughly enjoying
>sadman no scary stuff ever happens
>random metal bendong and bowing sounds outside
>ALLOFOURFUCKINGNOPES
>friend informs me no metal out side other then grill
>hulu is on wii starts flashing and changes from inuyasha to some scary as tits hobo face
>we shit all the brix more glas sounds outside were in a cornor right now
>cornors are safe
>sleep is for scrubs...?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 12:53:27 No.10540469 Report

Quoted By:

>>10540440
>Inuyasha
>Nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 13:21:51 No.10540565 Report

Quoted By: >>10546902

>early morning
>about to fap
>other people start to wake up
>nope.psd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 14:33:31 No.10540800 Report

Quoted By: >>10545205

>Be on chatroulette
>Talking with cute redheaded girl
>All of a sudden she gags alittle
>Ask if she's okay
>"Yeah, it's my stomach acting up, I have acid reflux"
>continue talking
>her cam goes black
>When it comes back she startes gagging again
>Vomits blood all over her lap
>She ends the video
>Noped

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 15:33:55 No.10541014 Report

Quoted By: >>10541293 >>10541452 >>10541694 >>10543293

This just happened last night

>Be house sitting parents house while they're on vacation
>Play Ouija board in old room out of curiosity
>Get over it
>Go out back for a smoke
>be 3:00 in the morning
>Suddenly hear neighbor behind us dragging something big towards the trashcan, then back again
>After listening for a few minutes, boyfriend takes a look over fence to see whats going on
>Mother of the house walks back in with a creepy smile on her face
>Apparently there is an empty crib in the living room
>"Mother" begins sweeping the living room, still smiling
>Stands up and boyfriend realizes there is no broom or any cleaning utensil, or ANYTHING for that matter in her hands
>Continues walking while smiling
>NOPE at how crazy this bitch is
>Go upstairs, have awesome sex, then go to bed

in;b4 tits or GTFO, cuz fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 15:54:35 No.10541083 Report

Quoted By:

>>10532880
>Be chubby
>Sixth grade
>Eigth grade
>Jack Skellington skinny
These feels..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 16:47:05 No.10541258 Report

Quoted By: >>10541731

Anomalous !!0EE9WR3LNjf

Anomalous !!0EE9WR3LNjf Sat 21 Jul 2012 17:00:34 No.10541293 Report

Quoted By: >>10541731 >>10542029

>>10541014
We're more civilized than the rest of 4chan my fine lady.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 17:20:21 No.10541339 Report

Quoted By:

>Live in New England
>fishing
>decide to jump in water
>land on something big
>it swims out grabbing my bait on the way out
>rod letting line out like crazy
>nope outta the water
>nope my fuckin line with a knife
Pissed that was 35 pound test line

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 17:58:53 No.10541443 Report

Quoted By:

>>10536818
Nothing has never not happened more than this did not happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 18:02:39 No.10541452 Report

Quoted By: >>10541731

>>10541014
TITS OR G-

...fuck, I can't even make the joke.

Dementia in the old lady maybe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 18:16:33 No.10541473 Report

Quoted By: >>10541731 >>10542477

>430am, decide to go take a walk and have a smoke.
>Still slightly dark, with tinges of blue in the sky, pretty beautiful while having just snowed .
>Walking around enjoying the themes and such
>Pass a pretty old neat looking house, looks kind of abandoned.
>Being the urban exploring fellow such as myself, decide to check it out.
>Open the door (I swear there will be no walking of the dinosaur.)
>Giant fucking wave of putrid bags of sand nigger anus rape my nose.
>Almost throw up.
>5 minutes later, man up and check what's inside hopefully not dead bodies.
>at least 100 fucking cats.
>Blood. Everywhere, mostly stained into the floorboard. Crusty blood everywhere.
>Most of them are dead, the alives ones look malnourished.
>See multiple cats eating the corpses of other cats.
>Freak the fuck out and stand there gagging
>Throw up
>In mid regurgitation hear footsteps and scraping.
>Try to run the fuck away but i'm just on my knees throwing up everything, the stench worsening.
>Make out a human figure in my peripheral vision.
>Get up and start running as fast as fucking possible
>Hear screeching and about 50 yards out I turn around to see what it was, because it obviously wasn't chasing me.
>See this 500 foot tall giant crustacean creature.
>It looked directly at me, eyes red as the devil's sack.
>I yell "What do you want from me, monster!"
>Monster says "Uhh... I need about tree fiddy"
>Realize i aint givin no god damn loch ness monster tree fiddy god damn loch ness monster getchown tree fiddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 18:54:18 No.10541586 Report

Quoted By: >>10541731

BUMP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 19:13:15 No.10541694 Report

Quoted By: >>10541731 >>10542029

>>10541014
scuze me, ma'am, does this look like b to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 19:24:49 No.10541731 Report

Quoted By:

>>10541694
yes
>>10540959
>>10541258
>>10541290
>>10541293
>>10541452
>>10541473
>>10541586

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 20:35:49 No.10542029 Report

Quoted By: >>10542057

>>10541293
>>10541694

/x/ was awesome till the b raid a few years back in which the vast majority of interesting people abandoned the place.

Now there is just so much crap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 20:39:08 No.10542050 Report

Quoted By:

Not really a nope story, more of a wtf story. But whatever.
>be just now
>preparing strawberries for dinner
>wash the strawberries, set half of them aside on a plate and quarter the others
>put the cut up strawberries in a bowl
>look back at where I put the other strawberries
>strawberries not there anymore
>wtf.jpg nope.jpg

I guess the strawberries fell right through a hole in reality and/or we have a strawberry eating ghost in the house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 20:39:29 No.10542057 Report

Quoted By: >>10542658

>>10542029
I've only checked it from time to time ever since.
I'll be honest, old /x/ was never really my cup of tea, but this... jesus christ this is horrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 20:42:07 No.10542073 Report

Quoted By:

>be 13
>gang of kids around 18-19 infront of me
> me scared
> gang looks at me all terified
>one yells
>FUCKING RUN, TURN AROUND KID
>they run
> nope nope nope nope
> I run with them
>they run faster
>Run past a mirror
> NOPE
>Somethings there
>thing runs of
>NOPE NOPE n0Pe FUCNOPE

nixel

nixel Sat 21 Jul 2012 21:44:35 No.10542425 Report

Quoted By: >>10542504

New here. I dunno how to make text green...

Bout 13. Me and my two sisters at home dad at the bar. Livin in a trailer next to the woods. Bout to go to bed when we hear sounds out front. All our lights are out and so is the only streetlight on our little dead end street. Suddenly we hear loud footsteps on the stairs and our screen door is ripped open and someone starts banging madly on the door. We run and hide behind our kitchen table. Banging continues. We hear our dads motorcycle and see its light shine into the house as he drives up. Banging stops. He comes in asking why we are so freaked out. Apparently there was noone at the door and the screen wasn't even open. It was jammed shut again.

slynhor

slynhor Sat 21 Jul 2012 21:51:55 No.10542477 Report

Quoted By:

>>10541473

YES!!1 FINALLY SOMEONE DID THE JOKE THANK YOU! <3<3<3<33<<3<3<3<

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 21:56:38 No.10542504 Report

Quoted By:

>>10542425

Put a > in front of the text.

>implying this isn't obvious because you can fucking see it right there

nixel

nixel Sat 21 Jul 2012 22:12:07 No.10542598 Report

Quoted By:

Ah my friend told me it was a hidden code and he forgot it.
>thanks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2012 22:21:07 No.10542658 Report

Quoted By: >>10545083

>>10542057

Hahaha, yeah don't get me wrong old /x/ wasn't utterly amazing, but there was some quality threads of experiences, dreams, strange creatures and so on ... and ofcourse streams which actually felt like they had some kind of community.

But now....

Yeah I wear the tag e/x/ile with pride.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 00:27:30 No.10543293 Report

Quoted By:

>>10541014
>implying everyone in the world besides her boyfriend wants to see her tits.

Get over yourself whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 04:54:40 No.10545002 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 05:04:50 No.10545062 Report

Quoted By:

>Trying to get home from work one day.
>Hear weird knocking coming from roof of car while stopped.
>Engine seems fine, so decide I'll park somewhere and check it out.
>Get out of car.
>A fucking huge dent in my roof.
>Massive fucking pentagram carved there
>Evil spirits in my fucking car

NOPE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 05:09:20 No.10545083 Report

Quoted By: >>10546712

>>10542658
>complains about bee
>posts picture from shock site.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 05:35:12 No.10545205 Report

Quoted By:

>>10540800
Vomiting blood can actually happen with acid reflux.

nixel

nixel Sun 22 Jul 2012 05:55:47 No.10545299 Report

Quoted By:

Anyone else got something relavent to the thread?

>near christmas
>me and sisters sittin in room
>little sister freaks
>face at our window. Just a face
>it moves away
>older sister looks out and noone there
>our window is about 12ft off the ground

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 06:05:16 No.10545348 Report

Quoted By: >>10545360 >>10545373 >>10545409 >>10545697

Right. This little story is from when I was homeless, and was out of my mind 24/7 on any 'drug' I could get my hands on.

>spending night in my usual spot, just got something which was heroin, but could of been fermented piss for all I knew.
>fucked out my mind beforehand, somehow come to the conclusion to stab myself below the eye with the needle
>forget as i'm stabbing my eye with a needle full of fuck knows what (i assume) and turn my head rapidly causing a nice gash under my eye
>pass out
>wake up to stabbing pain in eye (minus the needle, some cunt probably nicked it)
>press against eye in ridiculous pain now i'm fully awake
>rip off a bit of old towel I was using to lie on and wrap it around eye
>be a few days later, pain getting worse but too out of it to give that much of a shit
>around a week later, decide to un wrap my eye as the pain was unbearable
>can't see out of eye
>start squeezing eye
>clotted blood and puss flowing from under eye
>suddenly an insect, sure it was a spider dropped out
>spider legs followed it
>as I was kneeling on the floor in agony, bent over, 2 sacks which I can only assume are spider nests swinging from something connected within the gash
>pull them out painfully and as they hit the ground 10's of tiny spiders started scattering around
>nope'd so hard I shit myself, literally

When people ask how I lost my eye, I just tell them my mate shot it with a bb gun in a drunk prank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 06:08:49 No.10545360 Report

Quoted By:

>>10545348
That made me fucking cringe. THAT is scary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 06:11:46 No.10545372 Report

Quoted By: >>10545429

>come to /x/ looking for the rare good thread
>scroll down
>see another moronic nope thread
>nope.xml.tiff.avi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 06:11:52 No.10545373 Report

Quoted By: >>10545394

>>10545348
That has to be made up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 06:16:27 No.10545394 Report

Quoted By:

>>10545373
lmao I wish it was

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 06:20:34 No.10545409 Report

Quoted By:

>>10545348
Would of an hero'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 06:23:51 No.10545429 Report

Quoted By:

>>10545372
>complaining about a nope thread instead of the rest of the cancer around here
>not even saging
>nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 06:27:04 No.10545443 Report

Quoted By:

>decide to see new batman movie
>enter theater
>see gasmask wearing gun toting gun
>nope the fuck out of there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 07:11:46 No.10545697 Report

Quoted By:

>>10545348
what. Just for kicks, could we have a timestamped pic of your eye?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 07:51:48 No.10545995 Report

Quoted By:

>>10531386
i have never laughed so fucking hard in my entire pathetic life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 08:05:58 No.10546113 Report

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Not my story, but some years ago my cousin told my brother and I.
>Walk through neighborhood with friends, about 5 kids and I
>Walk by old wooden house
>Four friends stop, I try to walk by, and other friend stopped before we even passed by the house, he just stays back
>Friends say "Dude, this house is haunted by Old Man Wrinkles"
Old guy, really mean to everyone, just croaked one day
>Stand there four about twenty minutes while other friend nope'd the fuck out of there walking backwards
>Two older teenagers, guy and girl come and say "Stupid kids, there're no such things as ghosts!"
>My friends and I are like "But what about the strange noises and stuff?"
>Teenagers say "Know what, let's go inside, and prove there's nothing here"
>They go inside, and we stay outside
>2 hours later, we all hear a thud, girl screaming, and old man cackling
>Nope'd faster than a Mexican across the border
>Tell littler cousins about it
>Nothing on the news, house is probably demolished by now
Well, that's my cousin's story, written by me.
Sorry if it's written weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 09:40:07 No.10546712 Report

Quoted By:

>>10545083

I don't see what's shocking about it, just some kids playing in whale blood.

Sockie !i5DjqCVayQ

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Sockie !i5DjqCVayQ Sun 22 Jul 2012 09:47:10 No.10546737 Report

Quoted By:

>>10519670
>>10519686

copypasta
copypasta allwhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 10:10:57 No.10546894 Report

Quoted By:

>>10540394
>>Teddy bear in the middle of hallway
He wants your dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 10:11:54 No.10546902 Report

Quoted By:

>>10540565
>.psd
Fuck you and your proprietary formats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 10:32:24 No.10547013 Report

Quoted By: >>10547448

>be 15
>smoking in the woods outside of my house in a small rural area
>highness level is probably about 8
>laying on ground in a fetal possition under log because it is cold and starting to snow
>something rustled the bushes and shit
>i play it off as bird
>hear deep lion type roar and then a noise like a cat is being eaten alive
NOPE
hear is another but without green text because it takes to long to do on a tablet
be walking to bus stop 1/2 mile away from hose through a dark tunnle of trees at 5 am in the winter (is dark and snowy but the moon is full and bright and casting shadows)
listening to ipod on shitty head phones that let in tons of sound
hear foot steps
fucking fast foot steps
turn around to see a guy running full speed at me through a couple inches of fresh snow
he is wearing a suit and has a shaved head
HOLY SHIT ITS SLENDERMAN
nope to the right off into the wwods a couple of feet guy stops and apollogizes for scaring me
see him do it alot after that
never knew what he was doing maybe car pooling and he had to go to the end of the road or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 10:39:54 No.10547059 Report

Quoted By:

>A few nights ago
>In my room with my dog, only one awake
>Dog starts crying because she wants out of the room
>Open door
>Dog starts out of the room
>Stops dead in her tracks, whimpers, and backs into the room
>Nope the door closed for the rest of the night

It was actually just one of my cats. No idea why my dog is scared of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 11:59:58 No.10547448 Report

Quoted By:

>>10547013
>highness level is probably about 8
>hear noises

Seriously, whenever a post starts out by saying they were high or on meds, I can't take it seriously.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 12:51:30 No.10547618 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 16
>Playing Guitar Hero on my DS
>fart
>Paint starts to peel off walls because of nuclear smell
>holyshit
>Keep on playing Guitar Hero
>Smell gets so bad that I am distracted by my holy game of Guitar Hero
>Open window
>Holy bologna curtains it's George W. Bush
>I play wack-a-mole with him
>Beat him
>Got sent to the Shadow Realm
>Back to Guitar Hero
>fuckitsafakedragonforceguitarsolo
>Stroke harder than I've ever stroked
>mfw when I stroke harder for Guitar Hero on the DS than when I stroke my web spitter
>friction from the stroking ignites the DS into a flaming ball
>throw the fiery fuckball into the forest
>mfw I feel like fire Mario
>all spiders are killed
>world peace ensues
>I'm elected president
>Visit white house
>"Welcome sir, we're taking you downstairs for a special briefing"
>I head downstairs
>Illuminati induction ceremony
>I'm next
>oshit.avijpgpngexegif
>Get inducted
>mfw they ask you you're favorite movie
>Didn't even have to sell my soul
>I ain't even mad.willsmith
>Become top tier
>Sit on throne next to Obama and Kim Jong Jing Jew
>Have to piss
>Nope
>mfw I have to get up to piss in 2012
>mfw a shitty $2 version of Guitar Hero got me into the world's biggest secret

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 13:32:14 No.10547784 Report

Quoted By:

>>10520751
your from arizona? i just had a date at rustlers roost

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 14:02:39 No.10547870 Report

Quoted By:

>Middle of the night.
>Needed to pee.
>Walked out of my room.
>Looked across hall.
>White, semi transparent veil thing to keep heat in that area of the house in front of me.
>See little girl's body floating about a foot off the ground.
>She has no head.
>Nope my way to the toilet.
>Piss lightning and hellfire.
>Nope my way back to my bed.
>Nope until the sun rises.
>Nope all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 14:53:11 No.10548049 Report

Quoted By:

>>10532762
jimmies rustled

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 15:01:52 No.10548069 Report

Quoted By:

>Two nights ago
>Late at night
>Garbage day is tomorrow, forgot to roll the garbage can down for pick-up
>get to the edge of my driveway
>Hear loud footsteps
>No one on the sidewalk in any direction
>Nope my way back into my house

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 15:11:04 No.10548096 Report

Quoted By: >>10548102

This happened three years ago.

>living in Thailand
>host family goes to Japan, so I have to spend a week living at their vinyl factory
>I am the only one in the factory at night
>have to sleep in what is pretty much a large storage closet with a bed in it, upstairs
>wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty
>go downstairs to the office area to grab a drink, walking past the Buddhist shrine behind CLOSED sliding glass doors
>get some water and walk back upstairs
>door to the shrine is now OPEN and there are fucking incense burning
>window next to the stairs is open (not sure if this was open when I went downstairs though)
>NOPE all the way downstairs
>sleep on the couch in the office for the next five nights.

There was absolutely NO ONE else in the factory. Still freaks me the fuck out to this day. The factory always gave me chills in the first place.

Pic related. Not the same shrine, but this is the one in my current home so you get the idea. The one in the office was a bit bigger and more spectacular.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 15:14:33 No.10548102 Report

Quoted By:

>>10548096
It was a religious ghost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 15:28:10 No.10548125 Report

Quoted By:

I was playing video games by myself while my family went to a football game and went to go get a drink of water while I was drinking the water my backdoor starts shaking and the door handle was shaking too it scared the fuck outta me so I grabbed a knife and hit against the door hard as I could and said "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR CORPSE" there wasn't any more banging on my backdoor ever again

I love xbox live for teaching me how to shit talk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 16:01:08 No.10548211 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 15
>Have sleeping problems, awake till 3 most nights, sometimes till 5
>Always hear some footsteps outside my window on our gravel path
>Sounds like a dog, but as heavy as a person
>Happens all the time
>One night get freaked the fuck out, wake mother up so we can both scour our land
>Nothing
>No footsteps
>Nothing AT ALL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 16:06:53 No.10548231 Report

Quoted By: >>10548237 >>10548249

This happened to me when my roommates up and left, and i was living alone in a two room house(more like a cube really)
>Be 20
>Get home from hard days work as Dish Dog
>Watch cable until night arrives
>Go to sleep
>Dream a friend of mine is watching tv, im in a bedroom where the mattress takes up the entire room
>Wake up (in the dream mind you) and walk out to see what friend is doing
>I look up at the ceiling and the grudge girl is phasing through the ceiling and looking at me
>i ask buddy if he sees what im seeing, he says he does not(for some reason this scared me so bad it woke me up)
>wake up in a cold sweat but think to myself "it was just a dream"
>Try to open eyes but cant "oh great sleep paralysis" whole body wont move

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 16:08:21 No.10548237 Report

Quoted By: >>10548248 >>10548249

>>10548231
continued
>Im like "eh whatever"
>Then i hear a whisper, no words just the sound
>NOPE NOPE NOPE
>Still cant move or open eyes
>Suddenly my face gets cold
>Feel a breath on my face
>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
>Feel something looking at me face to fucking face
>still cant open eyes, dont know if i wanted to at that point as the thought of seeing this hideous/creepy/Void face looking at me scared the ever living fuck outta me
>Wait for what felt like 20 minutes for something to happen, at that point i was ready for whatever it was to take my life
>Paralysis wears off and i creek open one eye to scope the place out
>Nothing around feel good enough to sit up
>hear creek in kitchen area, go to look to see what it was(bad idea)
>A large humanoid shadowy mass, almost like a void, is in the kitchen
>NOPE TO INFINITY AND BEYOND blankets over head
>Stay up for rest of night listening to creeks whispers,a low hum a feeling of something else in the room and the room just being incredibly cold for summer
>All the while im NOPEING up a storm until dawn
>morning arrives and i muster up the courage to look out from underneath my force field blanket
>Call boss, cant come in today
>Go spend a week with friends, get the hell away from that place
>Come back after week is up, feels alright no boogey men around
>Go to sleep at night, no crazy shit happens
>Get up go take a shower get ready for work
>Cleaning steam off of mirror when i see a little girl( in a Victorian age dress) in the closet behind me
>check closet
>check mirror
>NOPE the fuck out of there with only a towel on
>Bail from that place and move in with buddy.
>year later somebody else moves into that place and has similar experiences but they ended up staying longer than i did and ended killing themselves
>I NOPE anytime i pass that place

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 16:14:51 No.10548248 Report

Quoted By: >>10548292 >>10551559

>>10548237

TL;DR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 16:15:46 No.10548249 Report

Quoted By: >>10548276

>>10548231
>>10548237
That was a fun read.

Any more stories from that house?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 16:28:25 No.10548276 Report

Quoted By:

>>10548249
Not that ive heard lately but i go by it all the time(after that why i do, i do not know) i dont get any ominous feelings or anything but i always remember that night when im near it and i get the chills

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 16:40:24 No.10548292 Report

Quoted By: >>10548295 >>10548298 >>10551559

>>10548248
Im sorry i made it too long, i just wanted to make sure i got every detail in that was important to the story, for those of you who did read it all the way thought and put up my long ass explanations, i thank you but i will try to keep in mind SHORT explanations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 16:41:37 No.10548295 Report

Quoted By:

>>10548292
through

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 16:43:10 No.10548298 Report

Quoted By: >>10548358

>>10548292
I had no problem with the length. I enjoyed it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 16:52:38 No.10548325 Report

Quoted By:

>be about 4 months ago
>foggy as fuck
>me and friend decide to go camping in the woods "cause we thought it would be funny"
>pack our shit, get some beers
>pack my revolver just in case (all you /x/enophile's know that there can be some crazy shit in the woods)
>take friends car to nearest nature reserve fog is seriously getting thick can barely see road ahead
>anyway we get to the place, walk about half an hour into the woods and set up shop
>early hours of the morning, we're up reminiscing about school and shit like that
>hear a faint cough outside
>slightly nope-ing we both go and check it out, i take my gun and my friend takes his flashlight
>nothing outside fog has gotten really really thick now
>we decide to just go back in the tent and forget it but when we turned around we could hear some rustling
>friend turns around with flashlight and there is some fucking dude with a white mask stood peeking around the tree at us
NOPENOPENOPENOPE
>tell him i'll shoot if he doesn't tell us who he is, he fucking screams and runs away
>we chase him until we come to a fucking horrible cabin with the windows painted over in black
>can hear him inside desperately looking for something
>could have a gun or knife or fucking anything so out of sheer adrenaline/paralysing fear
>kicked in the door
>waved in the .44
>all you heard was poppa don't hit me no more

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 17:00:37 No.10548358 Report

Quoted By: >>10548392

>>10548298
Glad you enjoyed it, that was the scariest fucking night in my life so far. See when my roommates were there everything was fine nothing weird happened but once they left and i was alone its like i became prey to whatever was there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 17:07:57 No.10548379 Report

Quoted By:

>Be a few months ago
>listening to music
>subwoofer pounding away, loud as fuck
>song ends, almost silent except for static
>realise I can hear voices in the static
>something flits past my window
>hear something land on roof
>nope my way under cover 'cos pussy
>don't come out til next morning
>three roof tiles knocked off

I still feel uneasy around my house at night, even though I live at the foot of a police headquarters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 17:11:00 No.10548392 Report

Quoted By:

>>10548358

Thank you for posting it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 17:30:15 No.10548469 Report

Quoted By:

>be reading this thread
>be pulling on ingrown pubic hair
>finally pull out ingrown pubic hair
>puss everywhere
>continue pulling hair
>hair gets thicker
>begin to nope
>keep pulling but starts to hurt
>turn on light to see what is going
>not ingrown pubic hair
>ingrown spaghetti
>all of my pubic hairs are spaghetti
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2012 17:41:00 No.10548519 Report

Quoted By:

Heres another one that happened to me

>Again be 20
>Watching neighbors kids for the night and buddy is hanging out, neighbors of that house(this was when roommates were still there)
>Kids are fast asleep in parents bed, we're all chillax on the living room couch watching some Adult swim
>i go into kitchen to make sammich
>China cabinet next to counter i was currently making sammich on
>I see a flash of yellow light in the reflection of the glass on the china cabinet
>WAT, continue sammich assembly, and ask him if he saw it, and unfortunately he did not
>Again another flash this one in the tv as i was walking to the couch, again he didnt see(note the lights were not flickering at all)
> somewhat NOPE, "you cannot tell me you're not seeing these lights" him "nope, maybe you're just crazy"
>plop on the couch and enjoy my sammich, yet on alert for weird happenings
>as im going to throw the paper plate away three columns of light appear out of thin air beneath a chandelier and stay there for only a second and then disappear
>i look towards him and his face, he bugged out of there so quick that he broke one of the hinges on the door
>He's all "come on dude we've gotta get out of here
>I'm all "but im watching the kids, i cant just leave them"
>At this point im like a kid who cant decide whether to go to the bathroom or to go play games with friends
>He makes a beeline for our house
>i choose to be the hero and stay with the kids
>an hour passes nothing else happens, the parents get home and then i make a beeline for home
This actually happened before the house incident. i would say im a magnet for the paranormal but as of lately nothing has happened so im not really sure now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 01:02:07 No.10550172 Report

Quoted By: >>10550206

Le bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 01:06:30 No.10550206 Report

Quoted By:

>>10550172
Thank god you bumped this. The 'new' one posted was shit.

Contributan:

>House sitting with le fiance
>He is sleeping on the couch (he got out of work late and didn't want to wake me)
>I'm in the master bedroom
>Fight or flight senses kicked in to overdrive all night
>Hear foot steps running up and down the staircase outside my room
>Hear clicking on the walls
>Wake up repeatedly throughout the night
>Finally wake up this morning, the light I had left on in the closet is off (because I'm a wimp)
>Talk to fiance, he also says he heard weird noises all night...the running on the stairs, a weird sudden buzzing noise.

Not sure what's going on, but I'm a little unsettled and I have a few more nights to go before we can go home. We've house-sit before in the past, but it has never been as creepy as last night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 03:34:44 No.10551208 Report

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>Be last night
>Take my dog out at 4am
>Outside lights are off, it's dark as fuck
>Walk by sensor light so it goes on
>Yay light
>Look at my dog who's staring towards the driveway
>Shes literally staring and frozen
>Ask her what's wrong and pick her up
>I look over to where she was staring
>Black figure that looks like he's hiding behind our hedges
>It moves as if it's hiding
>NOPENOPENOPE inside the house
>Feels weird prescences every night trying to fall asleep
>Last night it was worse
>nosleepthatnight.jpg

Woke up to a dog cage full of shit. Feel bad for not letting her go outside but... Fucking black figures man. Scare the shit out of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 04:21:04 No.10551559 Report

Quoted By:

>>10548248
Lazy.

>>10548292
>i thank you but i will try to keep in mind SHORT explanations

Nah man, write as much as you want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 04:21:19 No.10551561 Report

Quoted By: >>10551882 >>10571229

>be in the woods on a horse
>middle of winter, snowing
>dismount horse to check something out
>climb up a small hill of snow
>peer over edge, see a shitton of dead bodies arranged in a weird pattern
>NOPENOPENOPE
>turn around, another body is hanging from a tree
>NOPE all the way back to my horse and ride away

Anonymous

nope

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 04:42:10 No.10551733 Report

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>Be 12
>At like, 3 am
>Listening to creepypasta
>Hear knocking on window, behind me
>nope.jpg
>look behind
>see nothing
>hear knocking on door,
>nope
>scared shitless,
>sleep in chair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 04:45:44 No.10551761 Report

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>today
>at renaissance fair
>lady yells "Fairy Weed!" really loudly in my ear
>scares the fuck out of me
nope.mp4

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 04:51:35 No.10551818 Report

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>Be 17
>Sick, having fever dreams
>Dream that I'm in my room at night
>Exorcist demon face appears in my window
>pic related
>Wake up
>that feel when the dream was way too real
>that feel waking up to the SAME setting you dreamt
>heard a bump outside, probably nothing but...
>NOPE
>slept on the couch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 04:58:08 No.10551882 Report

Quoted By:

>>10551561
Did you call the cops?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 05:07:33 No.10551971 Report

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>> Share room with brother, be 5-7ish
>> Have dream twice where I'm in strange house, with dark wood panelling, brown floor, and odd furniture.
>> chased by hulking shadow
>> Shadow eventually catched me, lifts me up and engulfs me in shadows, suffocating me.
>> Have deep feeling of fear, being lifted, and suffocation.
>> Wake up scared. Breathing deep.
>> Couple nights after second time, brother wakes up, panting, sweating; ask, "Whats wrong."
>> Explains dream exactly like mine.
>> Freaked the fuck out, tell him I have the same dream!
>> Little nope.
>> Pass it off as common circumstances, being brothers.
>> Years later, we go to strange great uncle's house.
>> House of our nightmares.
>> "Should we say anything."
>> NOPE
>> Uncle's old and creepy as shit.
>>Had to sleep there.
>> NOPE like motherfuckers all night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 05:11:28 No.10552004 Report

Quoted By: >>10552043 >>10552302 >>10552323 >>10552939

I have gathered by all the
>was standing outside, having a smoke
>crazy creature approaches
that there is some force of beings that either
a>wants to stop people from smoking
b>wants a cigarette

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 05:16:35 No.10552043 Report

Quoted By: >>10552051

>>10552004
I don't know why people freak out when that happens. Tobacco smoke is an excellent ward, if you're smoking, you're perfectly safe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 05:17:38 No.10552051 Report

Quoted By:

>>10552043
Apparently not. And that's lung cancer aside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 05:50:30 No.10552299 Report

Quoted By:

>>10532241
requesting description of satan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 05:50:39 No.10552302 Report

Quoted By: >>10552318

>>10552004
lulz

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 05:54:11 No.10552318 Report

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>>10552302
Disnfo bot
Subliminally making fun of things

Setti The Sucking of /x/, King of di/x/

Setti The Sucking of /x/, King of di/x/ Mon 23 Jul 2012 05:54:46 No.10552323 Report

Quoted By:

>>10552004

Yeah, the Great Spectral Beings of Common Sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 06:23:48 No.10552522 Report

Quoted By:

>>10532762
this made me yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 06:38:41 No.10552636 Report

Quoted By: >>10553067

>doing laundry at laundromat
>sitting, reading magazine
>some guy asks if he can "borrow some change to do laundry"
>"sure, how much do you need?"
>"tree fitty"
>look up
>it's the fucking loch ness monster wearing a too small dress shirt
>one of the women working there notices
>chases after it with a broom
>"NO TREE FITTY! LOCH NESS MONSTER NOT ALLOWED INSIDE!"
>loch ness monster flees
>NOPE

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 07:19:45 No.10552861 Report

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>be three years ago
>be walking in our woods, bro and I, because bored
>derpderpderp
>come across firepit, recently used, and jacket hanging up on tree branch next to it
>look at bro
>hear rustling somewhere next to us
>NNNNOOOOPPPEEE
>tell parents, because it's like 300 yards away from house
>they don't do anything about it
>ofw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 07:24:54 No.10552896 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 07:27:14 No.10552905 Report

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>>10531386
best laugh today

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 07:32:20 No.10552939 Report

Quoted By:

>>10552004
maybe tobacco smoke makes you either more susceptible to freaking out (nicotine is a stimulant), draws the attention of things (I can smell smoke from like 100 feet away or more, since quiting ciggs) or makes you able to perceive them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 07:50:40 No.10553067 Report

Quoted By:

>>10552636
i gave him a dollar cus i thought he'd go away D:

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 08:22:08 No.10553283 Report

Quoted By:

> Be 12
> Sitting up on original Xbox playing original Splinter Cell at 2am
> Hear loud banging from railway (I live in a populated area in northwest UK)
> Go to look out of curiosity thinking it's just repair work
> See heavily armed soldiers welding shit and patrolling along side of a stopped train that is the longest train i've ever fucking seen with the weirdest textured silvery grey disc like object on the back
> NopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNope

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 08:25:31 No.10553304 Report

Quoted By:

>>10519695

It was your jimmies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 08:36:35 No.10553360 Report

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>be 8
>have knight statue in house
>creepy as fuck
>have nightmares of it
>at like 2 am i hear a loud clang
>wake up, quick as fuck
>door is open
>the statue is right there
>statue is outside with mask up
>scream for mom
>she screams
>we bring it downstairs, to the basement
>basement door slams, lights turn off
>we both freak the fuck out and run out of the house, in nothing but pajamas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 08:44:52 No.10553418 Report

Quoted By:

>be 12
>sleeping in bed
>feel what feels like a cat jumping on the bed and laying on my stomach
>i realize we dont have a cat anymore and flip out and throw it off my body
>turn light on
>stuffed animal dog that was on other side of the room

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 08:51:06 No.10553464 Report

Quoted By: >>10553612

I had a dog when I was a kid that was pretty much the greatest pet I've ever had. The dog was with me from the day I was born until I was 11 or 12. She really protected me and was insanely motherly towards me. I have two paranormal stories regarding her.

>Be 11 or 12
>Dog had recently died
>Dog was best friend since birth.
>Dog looked after me, treated me like it's kid or something. Really protected me a few times.
>Was really upset
>Walk through main hallway downstairs
>Feel presence behind me. I can't describe it, it's kind of like the feeling you get when you feel someone's eyes looking at you.
>Presence feels like my dog, who would walk very closely to me. It feels like she was right behind me again.
>Turn around
>See strange mass of mist. Formless and translucent. Only see it for a second before it wisps into wall.
>NOPE all the way back to my room.

>Around the same time
>Taking a shower
>Have skylight in my bathroom
>Snow had just fallen so it was covering skylight
>Look up at skylight after shower
>Snow has fallen thickly over some parts, thinly over others. Because of this some parts of the skylight are darker while others are lighter.
>In the snow there was an image that looked EXACTLY like my dead dog's face, just looking down on me
>Got dad and showed him
>He instantly thought it looked like her too

Really not scary stories I guess, but they had an impact on me. I was really distraught when my dog died It felt like the one who was always there for me was gone. I think in a way she was somehow telling me she was still there.

Pic related. This dog looks just like my late dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 09:07:42 No.10553586 Report

Quoted By:

>Be anywhere
>hear anything
>NOPENOPENOPE

Uber

Uber Mon 23 Jul 2012 09:11:49 No.10553612 Report

Quoted By:

>>10553464
tonight I will sleep huging my dog. She is great too and she is almost 10 years old. She follows me around all the time

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Sockie !i5DjqCVayQ Mon 23 Jul 2012 09:14:34 No.10553634 Report

Quoted By: >>10553963 >>10554036

>New kid in town
>Stories of haunted house roaming through streets
>Go to check it out, some shy, wimpy kid asks to come along
>Set out on the road
>Kid's girlfriend runs up
how he ever got a girlfriend is beyond me, she was smoking hot for a redhead.
>they argue
>he says something about needing to prove he's strong
>she calls him stubborn and pushes her way through us back to town
>go to haunted house
>skeletons, skeletons everywhere
>kid thinks he recognizes one
>it's the kid's dad
>note in skeleton dad's hands
>note talking about the house blah blah blah, at the end says "to my son kolorado, I'm proud of what you've become"
>kid's name isn't kolorado
>isn't kid's dad
>we keep going
>red skeleton in front of door
>try to walk over it
>skeleton pops up laughing
>hundreds of skeletons drop down from the ceiling grabbing at us
>smash them all with hammer
>nope the fuck out of there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 09:17:24 No.10553658 Report

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>be 14
>sister commits suicide
>week afterwards wake up on couch
>see curly hair, arm wrapped around me
>think nothing of it, assume it's different sister
>go get breakfast
>come back
>no one on couch
>nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 10:05:53 No.10553947 Report

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This shit just happened.
>Dad comes back home from getting food
>Tells me that he saw some woman in white standing in the hallway outside the apartments
>She goes down the hall, turns, and dissapears
>I laugh and walk down the hall
>See nothing, and walk back
>He tells me she went the other way
>Go back once more, laughing again
>Reach the point where she disappeared
>Tell him there's nothing here
>All the lights in the hall go off
>NOPE my way back to my apartment
>Come back out a few minutes later
>All the lights are on again, but are glowing white
>NOPE my way back into apartment because lights were orange when dad came home

That was fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 10:08:19 No.10553963 Report

Quoted By:

>>10553634
Ha, I remember that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 10:16:44 No.10554023 Report

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>friends driving to other friends house to pick up their kid
>other friends house is in a town full of dogs; like every person in that area has a dog
>me and 2 other bros head out to retrieve the baby car seat
>hear barking in the distance
>barking turns to coughing
>coughing turns to yelping
>yelping turns into groans and moar coughing
>we all stop what we're doing and shut the fuck up to pay attention to the transforming noise
>Barking/yelping/coughing stops
>all 3 of us NOPE.jpg all the way inside with the seat
could have been a doberman

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 10:19:09 No.10554036 Report

Quoted By:

>>10553634

Alright, I larfed. Now I'm off to /notb/ to masturbate. Good day to you all.

O just this

>Be 4 years ago, coming out of pub at 3 in the morning drunk and stoned
>decide to take pitch black country road because it was misty and cool like that
>cycling down dark misty road, can't see further than 10 feet, liking the excitement
>Elm trees on both sides of road
>nearing end of road onto lit intersection to civilization
>hear footsteps from behind, speeding up and coming closer like someone sprinting up to me
>nope the fuck out and lance-armstrong my way home
>laugh at myself when I realise it was probably just a duck taking off out of the water (flap-flap-flap you know the sound)
>probably

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 12:32:38 No.10554693 Report

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bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 13:03:51 No.10554851 Report

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Katie Holmes Baby Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 13:15:53 No.10554928 Report

Quoted By:

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS1Jg3RTgGM&feature=related
>NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 15:40:19 No.10555576 Report

Quoted By:

bamp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 16:31:34 No.10555724 Report

Quoted By:

>>10520964
fuckin cats, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 23:15:54 No.10557515 Report

Quoted By:

Contributing.

>Be last Thursday
>Working to earn money in my summer job
>Be washing the walls of a house that's going for rent by myself (no one else in the whole house)
>Taping the battens in a corridor that leads to the bathroom
>Ladder placed just half a meter away from the bathroom door. Currently taping the battens on the ceiling
>Single loud bang against the closed door of the bathroom
>Nope.jpg
>Get behind the door and open it as it opens inwards
>Nobody's in the bathroom
>Ignore the sound and continue taping for a few minutes while moving away from the bathroom corridor
>Few minutes later another loud bang against the door
>NOPE.PNG
>Open the door look inside to see nothing abnormal
>Carry a wrench with me through rest of the house in case of more rustling

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jul 2012 23:35:23 No.10557638 Report

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>be last week
>smoking last cigarette before bedtime
>hear soda can being kicked down street
>think it's just the neighborhood rowdies, so don't even give it a second thought
>sound now coming from woods next to home, gradually getting closer to me
>suck down the rest of my smoke, nope back inside

Sometimes I hear the sound of a toy cat that sounds like it's been left in the rain. Really damned weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 01:31:12 No.10558609 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 02:22:35 No.10558924 Report

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>be going to dentist with mom from school
>mom tells me to call my grandma
>calls grandma
>talking, whatever, having a good time
>halfway through call both sides are cut off by "SAHKDLSCGGURGLS:GLEAHSDCJL"
>sounded like static + gurgling + growling
>hang up, laugh about it with mom and call back
>"did you hear that?"
>grandma says yeah, she thought i hit a button or something

We laughed about it at the moment... But now it gives me chills. I dont think that when a call gets cut off, you're presented with a demon gurgling growling satanic beast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 02:35:20 No.10559034 Report

Quoted By:

>>10520450
>not really nope
That's "nope" as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 02:36:15 No.10559038 Report

Quoted By: >>10559102

>Be yesterday
>Sleeping late because fuck yeah Sunday
>Weird ass dream involving scary sounds that wake me out of the dream
>All power flickers on and off really fast about 10 times
>No storm or anything outside, but hear shuffling and knocks outside
>Nope back to sleep
>Have dream where the power turns off and stays off
>Hear strange talking
>Wake up
>Nope the fuck out of the house

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 02:47:27 No.10559102 Report

Quoted By:

>>10559038
Lucid nightmare? False awakening? Your house is haunted as fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 02:51:43 No.10559134 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 03:34:17 No.10559335 Report

Quoted By:

>>10521071

>Implying you're white and not an albino subhuman
>Do you even life/own slaves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 04:01:40 No.10559470 Report

Quoted By: >>10560059

>Be about 6 hours ago
>Playing piano that was given to me by grandfather
>Grandfather passed away 2 years ago
>Piano has a mirror on top of it
>See black mass move behind my reflection
>Nope.jpg to room
>Hear my Grandfather say "Sounded good"
>Nope the fuck out of the house

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 04:24:00 No.10559601 Report

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>be watching tv
>nickelback comes on tv
>nope the fuck out of the house forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 05:20:09 No.10559957 Report

Quoted By:

>be just now
>go up to green house
>come out of green house and the garden gate is open
ihaven'tbeentheretoday.jpg
>no tracks but a raddish has been eaten
Every now and then something manages to open a door or lock me out when I go out side. Ghosties like to fuck with mah doors.
Captcha: helialo illogical,

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 05:22:51 No.10559971 Report

Quoted By: >>10560059

The ghosts in my house are nice most of the time, but there are times when they do things that really scare me for a bit before I go "Oh you!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 05:37:44 No.10560059 Report

Quoted By:

>>10559470
Should've said "Thank you".

>>10559971
Elaborate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 06:27:32 No.10560364 Report

Quoted By:

>Fall asleep listening to "Voodoo Child Slight Return"
>Have the craziest dream, wake up in cold sweat
>Ipod still playing
>Woke up precisely when the solo ends
>Try to play the song on my shitty chinese made fender
>Never could play the solo part
>Make it through the first verse, feel hands getting hot and stiff
>Begin solo
>Hands trembling like crazy
>I can't fucking believe i'm hitting the right notes
>Blaze through that motherfucker
>Finish the song, feel myself collapse
>Wake up in bed
>Fuck, all a dream, never really played
>Look a guitar under bed
>High e string broken
>Fingertips sore as hell, red and inflamed
>Turn off Ipod, screen goes black, music stops
>Reach for guitar
>Hear guitar blasting away in my ears
>Fuck, loud as shit
>Yank headphones out
>Pick up Ipod
>Press center button
>It turns on
>NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 06:45:09 No.10560468 Report

Quoted By:

>> Couple years ago
>> Driving home from work, late night
>> See weird tall guy with what looked like a dark trench coat walking down the highway
>> Walking looked weird, as if he was on a bicycle or something, but there was no bicycle
>> CUTS RIGHT THE FUCK IN FRONT OF ME JUST AS I PASS HIM
>> Hard brake, swerve a little, but there's no thump
>> Get out of car, look around, fucking nothing
>> NOPE all the way home
>> Tell mom
>> "Oh my god! I've had that happen to me twice now!"
>> Google this shit
>> Find a semi-recent article from the local paper
>> Local chick reported seeing the same exact thing, wrecked her car
>> Call up local paranormal investigators
>> "Haven't heard anything about it, tell us the link to the article?"
>> Look up article again
>> Article has changed
>> Words, phrases, sentences that were once put together are separated by other things that completely dilute the story
>> No mention of the tall guy anymore
>> NOPE.m3u for a while and give up on ever trying to understand this shit.

Actually haven't had it happen for a while now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 06:52:27 No.10560527 Report

Quoted By:

>>10519670

Game of Thrones much ?

>Be 19
>House sitting for aunt
>House creepy as fuck and huge, gives me the chills
>Take laptop with for gaming
>Hear creepy ass noises all night long
>Go to Kitchen
>makin' some coffee, ignoring the creaky sounds(since at that time I was kinda skeptical about the 'paranormal')
>Walk back to room in long hallway
>Door slams shut
>Nope all the way to the door like a fool
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 06:56:44 No.10560559 Report

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>Be in Mexico
>Be 11-12
>Sister is 6-7
>It's 3:00 in the morning
>Sleeping with mother and sister in same room
>Hear some guttural scream
>Mom yells at me to grab a Bible.
>Hand it to her.
>'HOLD DOWN YOUR SISTER!'
>She's got some She-Hulk strength.
>Mom puts hand on her forehead and starts reading
>More yelling
>Finishes Psalm I guess.
>Sister collapses
>Multiple dogs start fighting a few yards away outside the house

>Nope

My mother refuses to speak of it to this day, it's been atleast eight years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 07:06:12 No.10560645 Report

Quoted By: >>10560669 >>10560671

>>10519743
>bf brother
???

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 07:08:26 No.10560669 Report

Quoted By:

>>10560645
Maybe meant "bf's brother"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 07:08:36 No.10560671 Report

Quoted By:

>>10560645
Boyfriend's brother

(s)he is living with his/her boyfriend's family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 07:52:41 No.10561011 Report

Quoted By:

>>10520963
I like this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 11:22:59 No.10562577 Report

Quoted By: >>10562623

Scurr me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 11:31:36 No.10562623 Report

Quoted By:

>>10562577

>fuck a goast
>get pragnant
>zombie goasts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 11:34:48 No.10562633 Report

Quoted By:

> be at cousins house
> in living room watching tv alone
> windows open because heat
> hears gurgling/growling/some sort of laughter from outside window
>NOPE
> run into back bedroom
> get under covers
> go on 4chan paranormal forum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 11:43:43 No.10562681 Report

Quoted By:

>>10527169
Griffith park is pretty dangerous at night. Lots of creeps and shady folks.

There are probably a lot of paranormal things going on there too because the energy is so fucked. There's a lot of dark magic in LA, especially in places like Griffith park because of rituals done in those places. Sacrificial murders are not uncommon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 11:54:18 No.10562731 Report

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> be at old house in California mountains
> have 4 acres of forest as back yard
> take friend wandering
> find dog carcass ripped to shreds
> she takes out cellphone and snaps a picture
> walk further out
> hear rustling in bushes
> I offer to check it out
> she reaches phone to record my possible death
> phone disappeared
> nope.jpeg
> get back to house
> in my room
> go in closet
> find her phone in black bag along with several chunks of long blond hair
> NOPENOPENOPE
> nope out of house to grocery store
> call her mum's number
> static, gurgling, and dog whimpers
> phone shuts off
>FOREVERNOPE.AVI
> call her mum on payphone
> have her come get us
> never speak of it again

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 11:54:22 No.10562732 Report

Quoted By:

>>10520920

a possum rustled your jimmies?

Not saying youre a coward, but youre a coward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 11:55:11 No.10562739 Report

Quoted By:

>be 9
>dosing off to sleep
>see closet slowly open
>walk over to it
>bad idea
>skeleton popped out
>nope.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 12:56:56 No.10563079 Report

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>Hanging out with my friend Logan.
>Decide to take a walk around campus.
>As we go under street lights, they seem to dim a bit.
>Suddenly, out of nowhere, all street lights go out completely.
>It's absolutely pitch black, and we hear a loud screaming noise not far from us, then something about my height, (5'8") crosses the street.
>Lights come back on when it's out of view.
>Then me and Logan,
>We looked at each other,
>And we each said,
>Nope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 13:17:22 No.10563216 Report

Quoted By:

bump because still reading thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 13:29:43 No.10563283 Report

Quoted By:

>>10520937
Probably some retarded teenage btard in guy fox mask who thinks stealing makes him dark and edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 14:30:06 No.10563625 Report

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>be 7 or 8
>have to take a piss at like 3am
>get up, piss, and open door
>see ghostly image with my child eyes
>nope.jpg and slam door shut
>sit cowardly in a corner and fall asleep
>wake up with mom yelling at me "anon, why did you unravel toilet paper everywhere??"
>"but mom..." "go to your room!"
>okay.jpg

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 14:33:54 No.10563643 Report

Quoted By:

>>10563638

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 16:20:37 No.10564141 Report

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People in this thread need to man up and actually go and find out what is making the noises, can't understand why everyone runs away.
Anyway, here is mine
>Be start of year
>Wake up at like 3-4AM
>See what looks like a face leaning over my bed
>Go to punch it
>Fist goes through nothing
>Image of face slowly fades
>Nope for about five minutes before going back to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 17:14:38 No.10564291 Report

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>Be 13
>Live in 100 year old house in the country.
>Middle of the night I'm in bed.
>Hear footsteps pacing from kitchen to lounge room.
>Hear mum snoring in her bedroom.
>Nope the fuck out in bed as the footsteps start running.
>Hear them outside my door.
>I crawl onto the floor
>Footsteps stop.
>Noping like it's going out of fashion.
>Door opens.
>I'm on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 17:28:36 No.10564332 Report

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Not much of a nope, but it's just a nice comforting thing.
>dad dies at 13
>beforehand, I remember having a conversation with my mum about how feathers appear when you're thinking of someone who's dead and a relative
>something about angel's wings
>dad dies, devastated etc
>every time we think about him, a feather just magically appears out of nowhere
>feather appears under the sofa, all windows/door closed

>in her car
>window slightly opened on her side
>feather floats in, despite going 30mph
>collect all feathers
>bag of about 23 feathers, all have a unique way of appearing
;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 18:14:21 No.10564486 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 18:15:41 No.10564493 Report

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>be right now
>see nope thread on first page
>nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 18:34:37 No.10564588 Report

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>have a friend: hardarse rural aussie - jimmies cannot be rustled, not capable of NOPING
>meet him first day of new school term (boarding school)
>he's spooked
>finally manage to get an answer out of him in the dorm that night
>his grandmother died the day before last
>his bedside table has various picture frames depicting his family members, including a portrait of his granny
>he woke up the next morning (the day before the term started) - not knowing yet that she had died early that morning/ the previous night
>her picture was not in its usual spot, but had been turned to face him as he slept
>see that upon waking; thinks nothing of it
>after he has settled down after hearing the sad news from his parents when he goes down for breakfast, he returns to his room and notices the photograph
>really notices it
>the un-Nopeable becomes the NOPED

He has not spoken about it to this day (not that I would ask)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 18:40:10 No.10564617 Report

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>>10520937
>tfw you'll never get noped by a mask totting freako whilst swimming in a pool causing you to hide in the waterfall because you poorfag and you don't have a pool with a waterfall and a fancy alarm system

;_;

feelsbadman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 18:44:22 No.10564646 Report

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>>10521140
That's real nope (if it actually happenend)

What country was this in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 18:44:35 No.10564649 Report

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>>10520949
>playing the word "bell" off of "door"
You done fucked up brah

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 18:59:04 No.10564720 Report

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>up early with bf
>power goes out
>go sit outside since there's light
>bf's mom asks if someone cut off the power
>no
>"i heard someone walking around my room"
>nobody around
>bf's mom goes back in room
>bf sees something go in room, i don't, he tells mom there's something that followed her in her room
>i'm like haha whatever man you're full of shit
>bf's mom comes out
>see some shadowy thing follow her and turn toward me before going into an adjacent room
>not bf's mom
>not her shadow
>not animals
>nope nope nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 20:20:37 No.10565109 Report

Quoted By: >>10571000

>Be yesterday
>Inside watching Fringe
>Episode where a guy discovers he can control electronics
>Scene where he stars flickering the light in is house
>At the exact same moment lights flicker in my house too
>Close TV
>Close blu ray
>Close everything
>Nope my way out of here
>Nope Nope Nope Nope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jul 2012 21:50:54 No.10565560 Report

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>be last night
> on the train with my friends after batman
>polish man comes onto the train, smells really bad
>nope
>jump of the train

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jul 2012 00:44:12 No.10566769 Report

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boomp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jul 2012 00:55:52 No.10566875 Report

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>Be in a boarding school next to some woods
>Around 10th grade, best friend is roommate
>Were outside and saw a shooting star, began discussing aliens and shit
>Realise it's time to get to the room so we go in
>In bed around midnight, finished our previous conversation and attempt to sleep
>All of a sudden hear a loud SNAP as if someone had just stepped on a branch but 100 times louder
>Came from inside the room
>"Did you hear that?" "Shit, you did too?"
>Blinding light fills the room
>Can't see a fucking thing, too shocked to say anything
>Room is bathed in white light for about 15 seconds
>Light goes out
>Look at each other NOPE.JPG
>Burst into nearby rooms "DID YOU GUYS HEAR / SEE THAT?"
>"Hear / see what?"
>Go back to room
>NOPE.JPG

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jul 2012 02:16:11 No.10567474 Report

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>be 5 years ago.
>watching the rise of the joker's night.
>in my room alone watching it
>girlfriend is sitting next to me laughing at everything calling is stupid
>she laughed and the joker laughed back.
>NOPENOPE
>turn it the fuck off and take a shower with my boyfriend
>he trips over the carpet that i kicked a minute before.
>NOPENOPENOPE
>sleep with 6 foot bastard sword under pillow that dark knight

JorbitSnorbitBear

Nope

JorbitSnorbitBear Wed 25 Jul 2012 02:50:15 No.10567744 Report

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Be last night
Wake up around 2:50
Creeped out not sure why
Use phone as flashlight
Phone rings "private number"
Nope
Answer phone anyway
Just tone sounds over and over
Nope under covers till morning

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jul 2012 07:05:37 No.10569114 Report

Quoted By: >>10570589

>>10532241

I....I don't want to fuck anyones day, but I had this exact same dream a few years back. I mean down to the detail.

I managed to lucid the dream near the end and force satan into the sun. Not much of a nope, but definitely a dream I never want repeated.

Also every 7 years I have a 6 day period where I cannot sleep normally, and for the 45 minutes to 2 hours a night that I do I have a set of recurring dreams. Only 4 1/2 more years til it happens again....

Dell

Dell Wed 25 Jul 2012 08:32:52 No.10569861 Report

Quoted By: >>10571246

>Be yesterday
>Live in New Mexico
>Have best friend who's mute, says (signs, really) that he "sees things"
>Be sitting at home with daughter and friend upstairs
>See something creeping in the shadows
>Look closer
>Mute friend walks out of shadows, acting odd
>He reaches out to touch my daughter
>"Spy sappin' mah sentry!"

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jul 2012 10:19:22 No.10570589 Report

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>>10569114

> hurrdurr numbers and my story is the same as herpderp

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jul 2012 11:28:10 No.10571000 Report

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>>10565109
lol, that was one of the weaker episodes. He's got nothing on this guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jul 2012 12:08:34 No.10571225 Report

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>Be last week.
>Watching television at three in the morning.
>Hear scratching outside window.
>Think it's my dog wanting in (dog has done this before).
>Open window.
>Nothing.
>Scratching starts at front door.
>Look threw the front window.
>Nothing.
>Hear shuffling outside.
>Think it's the dog again.
>Dog is asleep on his bed in the kitchen.
>Nope back to room.
>Hear scratching and shuffling sounds all night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jul 2012 12:09:26 No.10571229 Report

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>>10551561
Game of royal chairs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jul 2012 12:10:59 No.10571246 Report

Quoted By: >>10573006

>>10569861
Whereabouts do you live in this crappy state?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jul 2012 19:00:09 No.10572891 Report

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bumping the shit out of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jul 2012 19:15:54 No.10572974 Report

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bwamp

Dell

Dell Wed 25 Jul 2012 19:24:00 No.10573006 Report

Quoted By: >>10573248

>>10571246
Son, I think y'all are missin' the point of the joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jul 2012 20:25:21 No.10573248 Report

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>>10573006
Fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jul 2012 20:58:51 No.10573371 Report

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>Be 5 or 6 years old
>Playing in small pool in aunt's back yard with older brother and cousin
>Having ourselves a good time playing with this inflatable alligator thing that barely fit in the pool
>See something shift on the bank next to the pool
>Some mottled-looking, emaciated...thing, with long white hair and sunken eyes rises up from the bank
>NOPE behind the alligator for ten minutes
>Peek out from behind the alligator
>Nothing's there
>Look over the bank
>Still nothing
>Hear a twig snap
>NOPE back to the house

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2012 00:36:37 No.10574512 Report

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>be 12
>home alone
>watching tv in parents room
>door is open, all lights are off
>see small, child-sized black thing crawling fast past floor out of the corner of my eye
>peek out doorway, total darkness
>shut door and nope til parents come home

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2012 02:06:37 No.10575095 Report

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>>10519701
WAS IT AT 3 in the MORNING??
i had one of these things following me for like a week. every house i was in, at 3 am ish, tap tap tap. and it was def out of reach of any human, and i live where no wildlife does.
i made a friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2012 02:26:20 No.10575234 Report

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>>10520949
you cant play bell off of door. fake story is fake
but almost creative

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2012 02:39:05 No.10575328 Report

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This was at my friends house about a year ago, and lasted over 3 months. Almost gave us all heart attacks.
> Tormenting what we think is fake demon in his house
> One day he comes to school and says his mom saw a bag floating in his living room and landed on his kitchen table
> We start investigating, going in his basement, doing tests, etc.
> Finally we come across weird mumbling that wasn't us in the video.
> We actually believe there is something in is house now.
> One night my friend started tormenting the demon and were all pissed at him cause we know we are about to get raped
> His ac/fan was going the entire night with a loud whizzing sound. He says if there is a demon down here stop that vent noise right now
> vent noise instantly stops
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE
> friend fucking dolphin dives to the couch, we are holding hockey sticks and two by fours
> Finally start to chill out we go upstairs to get some food
> Hand print on his window dragged down the window.
> NOPENOPENOPENOPE again

I am being totally serious this is 100% legit and i havent exaggerated at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2012 04:00:42 No.10575963 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2012 04:24:15 No.10576145 Report

Quoted By: >>10576223

>be 17
>be outside in backyard
>late evening but still light out
>minding own business when I hear girl's voice in my ear say hi
>no one around me
>nope my way inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2012 04:33:56 No.10576223 Report

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>>10576145
Missed an opportunity to make friends with a ghost girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2012 04:34:38 No.10576233 Report

Quoted By: >>10576240

When I was 13 we moved into a new apartment, but these aren't from there, rather, the old house I lived in from my birth until I was 13. So I'll end up saying 0 as an age here.

>Be 3-12 (happened the entire time we were there, going back as far as I remember)
>Bed randomly shakes at night
>Violently
>NOPE
>My room was the only room it happened in
>Sister tries to prove me wrong and we switch beds for the night
>It shakes that night
>She NOPED all the way down the hall back to her room, where we stayed talking to each other and watching TV for the rest of the night
Never really knew why it happened.

>Be 0-12
>We have a room that is always cold (It's a pretty small room, was probably 6x8 feet)
>Heater in the room works, hot to the touch
>Even in summer with that heater on, still unbelievably cold
>Cat was chilling in there one time
>Go to pet her
>She hisses and tries to scratch me
>NOPE
Any ideas?

(Continued)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2012 04:35:51 No.10576240 Report

Quoted By: >>10576262

>>10576233
(Continued)

>Be 11
>Have friend over
>We were bored and home alone that night as it was my parents anniversary, siblings were at their friends' houses
>We go down to the basement to get some stuff to play badminton
>Start walking back towards stairs
>Hear a low growling
>NOPE
>We both spin around
>Nothing there
>See window on the wall (the area was filled with dirt later on, it's a pretty old house so you used to be able to see out that window, but now all you see is dirt)
>See a man's face
>Drop the stuff and NOPE all the way up the stairs where we played Goldeneye in my room on the N64

>Be 8
>Dog died last week, February 15th, got hit by a drunk driver who lost control on the icy road and drove onto our lawn
>Have a nightmare
>Majora's Mask is coming out of a box downstairs in the living room
>My vision is kind of acting like a free camera
>It starts floating up the stairs
>I'm in front of it, going backwards up the stairs while looking at it
>Sister is running back and forth in the hallway screaming
>It reaches my room
>Looks down at my sleeping body
>Suddenly wake up to a bark that sounded exactly like my dog's
>Hear someone running down the stairs and out of the front door
Not really NOPE, but frightening nonetheless

(Continued)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2012 04:38:20 No.10576262 Report

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>>10576240
(Continued)

>Be 12
>Sister has moved out
>Sleep after moving in to her room, it's bigger and a lot nicer
>Lay in bed
>Hear someone whisper into my ear
>Eyes open up as wide as possible
>I look around once I'm used to the darkness
>Nothing
>NOPE all the way downstairs and sleep on the couch
Shit happened in that room a lot, I asked my sister about it later on and she said that she always got a weird feeling from her room and never liked it

>Be 4
>Wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty
>Start to go downstairs
>Feel myself get pushed by something
>Start rolling head-first down the stairs
>Manage to grab the railing
>Stop and spin around due to inertia
>See a dark, shadowy figure at the top of the stairs
>Only thing I can make out is his face
>Get scared and hands start to sweat
>Lose grip and start rolling backwards down the stairs
>Hit my head on the front door
>Look back up to see the figure is gone
>Start to cry and mom comes running down the stairs to see what's wrong
>Explain what I saw and what happened
>Finally find out what happened to my dad
>He hung himself in the garage when my mother was 3 months pregnant with me
>My dead dad pushed me down the stairs
>NOPE

Speaking of which, that might be why a couple other things happened in that house, but things were happening to my siblings before he even killed himself, so who knows.

I hope you guys enjoyed them. A few things have happened in the apartment I moved into after moving out of my parents last year, but nothing NOPE worthy other than my closet door slamming shut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2012 05:11:43 No.10576513 Report

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Crazy stories, bro.

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