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Alright niggers. Share your best UFO/Alien encounter stories. Anything goes.

>Be 15
>Be out camping at lake
>Sun is setting
>Everyone else sleeping, it's been a long day
>I can't sleep, so I decide to do a little fishing
>Look up
>Small red ball up in sky
>lolwut
>Squint at it
>It's shiny, very shiny, and very red. Like a metallic red
>Sort of like iron man
>It's insanely high up
>Maybe as high as a jet
>It's as fast or faster than one
>Run inside to tell Dad
>It's gone by the time we get out

Fuckin' Aliens.