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A HISTORY OF /x/

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Ok let me see if i've got this straight...

Back in the primordial soup of ideas that pre-empted the creation of the planet earth there lived (possibly) in alternate dimensions beyond time, a range of intelligent matterless sentient entities with agendas and histories who's comprehension is probably unfathomable to our human minds and ability to imagine the infinite.

Even during the million year reign of the wild beasts who ruled earth for countless eons, these entities might possibly have strayed into the mental dimensions of the collective unconscious of the promordial animals of earth,.. playing out their wills against each other, in their plight to control the future of earth's species. They may have even killed the dinosaurs and shaped the evolution of our ape ancestors, fostering their will upon our futures to raise us in their image and likeness, for purposes unknown.

Some human civilisations (like Ancient Greece) managed to rise into healthy democratic havens of communication with these dimensions, which conversed with the hidden world and these other dimensional entities, even trying to map out their complex family trees and relationships... in order to create a better relationship between the human world and the entities of the hidden dimensions....

Meanwhile, in other parts of the world, some entities were not satisfied merely communicating with the humans but wanted to dominate the entire earthly species and have them worship them alone. The great fearful entity Yahweh for one example, fought to abolish and make illegal any communications from other entities in the hidden dimensions with the creatures of earth, and thus vowed great punishments upon those who denounced his universal theocracy.
(To be continued..)