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HAIL NOPE
Seriously guys, post Nope Stories.

>On a night jog
>Heading home
>Weird guys starts staring at me at the intersection I need to cross to get home
>Guy starts walking towards me
>NOPE the fuck away.
>Sleeps at friend's house
>Wake up next morning, only to see that there was an accident at the same intersection I needed to cross.