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Anonymous No.10846255 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>10846605 >>10849033 >>10849112 >>10849154
Ouija board greentext stories

>be doing a Ouija session with my two brothers earlier today
>we ask if anyone is there
>marker does several circle motions before moving to yes
>we ask what their name is
>again the marker is doing circular motions
>begins rapidly going between "z" and "o"
>i say "so zozozozozozozozo why are you such a hyperactive faggot?"
>lamp on the table falls off and onto the floor and breaks
>me and my bros get really scared and take our hands off the marker
>we put the game away
>didnt say goodbye to "zozozozozozo"

any body else get retard spastic spirits?
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