Can we get some nope stories here?
I'll start. I've posted this one a week or two ago on a different thread

Here's mine, it's haunted me for years.
>be 8 or 9
>downstairs watching tv
>downstairs has always scared the living bajesus out of me
>here some bangs coming from guest room behind me
>get off couch and turn around
>white human figure flies through hallway going from guest room to wash room
> nopejustchucktesta
>turns around scared sh*tless
>keeps watching spongebob
>heres bang by window
>turns head left looking at a window
>big black blob smashes against window
> ABSLDFHKALKFJ.JPG.PNG.GIF.NOPE
>grows some male parts and looks to see what it was
>nothing is there
> nope'd the fuck out of that house

Legit happened. Thankfully I've moved 3 times since the incident so I'm all safe from the big blob.

>2 weeks later I'm with friend
>outside in driveway
>rollerblading around like a fag
>home alone with him
>damn niggah im thirsty
>opens front door
>looks downstairs before walking up
>sees a fucking crow
>crow sees me
>nope'd the fuck out of there
>so did the crow