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Anonymous No.10945056 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>10945080 >>10945768 >>10947286 >>10951629 >>10959677 >>10960673 >>10961168
>Read on /x/ about how to lucid dream
>Try the Reality Check test
>Be last night
>Be dreaming
>Begin to doubt reality
>Shout "Reality Check"
>Check my watch
>Remember I don't own a watch
>"I'm dreaming."
>Try to fly
>Can't
>Try jumping in an attempt to fly
>Still can't
>Girl appears and asks what I'm doing
>She looks like a younger version of my aunty
>I abandon the idea of flying and start making out with her before she jacks me off

ITT: Lucid Dreaming General.
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