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Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 00:32:32 No.10984468 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10984615 >>10988619 >>10992330 >>10993003

ITT: Crazy stories when we witnessed someone die.

>11
>walking home from a garage sale with my grandma
>see a skateboarder
>skateboarder tries to act cool and crosses the road when it was redlight
>a pickup truck hits him
>arm falls off with the kid in the air
>lands 7 meters infront of us
>couldnt sleep for almost a week

rip

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 00:35:40 No.10984488 Report

Quoted By: >>10984841

>come home from school
>turn on tv
>BREAKING NEWS!
>man in a chase on the freeway
>stops, pulls out gun
>red streams
>mfw i drive on that part of the freeway every now and then and that shit comes to mind. (It was the guy who shot himself over the HMO bullshit)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 00:36:36 No.10984493 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 00:37:52 No.10984497 Report

Quoted By: >>10984556 >>10984659 >>10984704 >>10988736

>be 12
>with my grandma doing laundry
>hear sudden WOOBODOOBOO
>wtf.jpg
>go upstairs
>TV on the ground
>pick up TV, see my cat under it
>cat dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 00:39:05 No.10984505 Report

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interesting thread, big bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 00:40:08 No.10984510 Report

Quoted By: >>10987667 >>10990883 >>10992330 >>10995639

>11
>ask my mom if i can stay out later if my older friend comes to pick me up from my other friends house.
>mom says sure
>Friend comes to pick me up.
>walking down street 3 mins from home
>black guy on a bike with a gun chasing skinny white guy screaming "wheres my money nigga!"
>shoots off gun 3 times
>my friend gets shot in the chest.
>held her til she died
>can't sleep well to this day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 00:40:27 No.10984513 Report

Quoted By: >>10987677

>These aren't mine but apply to thread. Source: 4chan.

I was about 13 and my friend and I were walking down the street. While we were walking, we notice this car drive past. When it was about a quarter block away it slowed down to about 10mph. That was enough to spook us and we started walking away pretty quickly

I turned back to look at the car just in time to see the windows roll down and gun barrels pop out. I grabbed my friend and tackled him to the ground, right as the guns started going off. A few moments later the car peeled off and I got up only to notice there was blood everywhere. I looked at my friend and saw that the left rear side of his head was missing.

I just sat there in shock until the paramedics arrived. I had to be taken to the hospital to get stitches. the side of my head had several small gashes caused by my friends skull fragments hitting me.

Found out about ten years later that a tiny bump on the back of my neck is a piece of my friends skull still lodged in me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 00:40:44 No.10984514 Report

Quoted By: >>10990919

>About 14 or 15
>It's late. Probably 10:00pm.
>Walking to 7/11 with a friend of mine for some snacks
>Some distance away from 7/11 still, but fairly close. Close enough to see guy with ski-mask on run in
>Me and my friend panic and hide behind some parked cars
>Hear two loud bangs
>See ski-mask guy take off in the direction opposite us
>Run inside to see what happened
>Guy behind the counter on the floor. There wasn't too much blood but he was definitely not moving
>Friend calls 911 and we wait there for like 10-15 minutes right next to the body before the cops come, shooing everyone out of the store

notmine

notmine Sat 22 Sep 2012 00:46:10 No.10984551 Report

Quoted By: >>10984565 >>10988798 >>10990932 >>10993532

On a trip in 1999 I went to Romania, and visited some of the orphanages there. I was prepared for something awful, but not what I saw.

We got the the orphanage in the morning as it was opening. It was winter in Romania and you can imagine, it's very cold. The orphanages are poorly funded and maintained. When we walked in the orphanage is essentially a few rooms, with one giant room housing all the babies. All of the babies are in cribs, painted white. The walls are grey, and there's nothing on them but stains, there are no windows. The cribs all have stained mattresses in them, and most of the kids don't have blankets. Just babies in cribs with bare mattresses. Many of the babies aren't dressed in anything more than a diaper. They're all facing the same direction. Many of them are just silently rocking back and forth. All of them have terrifyingly large, wide eyes that seem to bulge out of their skulls, but this is only because the hunger has sunken their cheeks.

The morning nurse has to perform one of her duties: rounding up all the dead bodies of the babies that have frozen to death during the night. All the babies are watching her, rocking silently. She has an old sheet, and has gathered all of the corners together to make a 'sack' for the frozen baby corpses. She's dragging this sheet on the floor behind her as she walks between the rows and rows of cribs. As she's walking, one of the baby corpses slips out of the sheet and kind of 'thuds' on the floor. When the corpse of the frozen baby slips out onto the floor, one of the babies starts to laugh. The laughter spreads throughout the whole room, with all these skinny, pale, wide eyed, alien children just laughing at the frozen body of a child who lived in the crib next to them. It seemed to echo through the whole room. The nurse turned around and picked up the dead baby again and just tossed him back in the sheet, and continued on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 00:46:30 No.10984556 Report

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>>10984497
>WOOBODOOBOO

lol dude wat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 00:48:51 No.10984565 Report

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>>10984551
what the fuck... that gave me goosebumps

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 00:53:27 No.10984582 Report

Quoted By: >>10988804

Not dead, but still freaky af...

>19
>Going home with my friends from a party
>we hear a loud scream coming out of a house 3 houses away from ours
>we decided to check it out
>we knock on the door, silent
>knock again, silent
>We decide to open the door
>we see this women, shes been shot in the stomach
>call the paramedics
>paramedics arive and take her to the hospital
>2 days later she comes back

dude what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 00:56:12 No.10984603 Report

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>Day before my 25th birthday
>Mom is in ICU with lung cancer
>Have to make the choice to take her off of life support
>Make the choice
>She was completely motionless at first
>I'm holding her hand. Her eyes suddenly open she tries to sit up
>She keeps shaking all crazy and squeezing my hand
>Her eyes man, it was like she was looking into my soul
>She dies
>Most fucked up thing I have ever witnessed
>Still have nightmare about it
>Life goes on

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 00:58:37 No.10984615 Report

Quoted By: >>10984644 >>10987493

>>10984468
>be in McDonalds
>eat food
>leave McDonalds
>look across street at homeless woman sitting on curb
>suddenly some guy with a fucking sword starts slashing at her
>she slumps down dead and he runs away.
>people chase him but he keeps running
>cannot look away
>still staring in the same spot when the cops arrive.

This actually happened.

http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_21305813/woman-stabbed-death-san-jose-street

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:02:15 No.10984632 Report

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>go to my grandpas
>he goes to open the door
>falls
>has a huge cut on his head, it starts bleeding really bad
>we call the paramedics
>dies before they come

Last words - "thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven, give usss....."

can't pray the our father without having a tear in my eye :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:03:54 No.10984644 Report

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>>10984615
Oh jesus fuck. I live in San Jose close to Meridian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:06:48 No.10984659 Report

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>>10984497
It's sad your cat died and all but I laughed so hard at the >WOOBOODOBOO thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:06:59 No.10984660 Report

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any more stories?

notmine

notmine Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:07:23 No.10984663 Report

Quoted By: >>10991637

This is my step-dad's story. He delivers beer.

He is in a gas station making the delivery when he hears this girl start screaming over and over again and run into the store yelling "He's dead! He's dead! You have to help him, he's dead!" Well my step dad heads out to see if there is anything to be done and he sees that a guy riding a motorcycle slammed full speed into the back of a delivery truck. The guy must not have been paying attention. No helmet. He hit it going nearly 70 as it turns out. My step dad says he just walked back in and continued delivery because it was clear the only help needed was a clean up crew. The man had been splattered clear up the side of the truck. The only thing left of him was his lower half.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:13:09 No.10984687 Report

Quoted By: >>10984699 >>10984710 >>10984747

This isnt death either, but I have so much nightmares cause of this...

>be 14
>coming back from friends house
>exactly 11:38pm
>hear a really soft voice
>see someone walking slowly in the shadow
>already shitting my pants, but i have to pass him..
>i pass him, and take a quick peek to see who is that
>a teenager about 17 years old
>he keeps following me
>I turn around and all the sudden... "BUAAGGHHHH WHAHAHADOOOOOOOOO"
>pissed myself a lil, and started running like i never ran before
>the teenager keeps runnin atfer me with his hands above his head
>Im crying screaming help and running at the same time
>guy trips
>I keep running
>got home, told everything my mom
>couldnt sleep that night so i played xbox all night
>next morning it ends up that the teenager was an autistic child who lives near me

Im 16 now, and sometimes Im having a really hard time falling a sleep. Feelsbadman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:15:21 No.10984699 Report

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>>10984687
>>10984687

dude... wait... what.. thats fucked up..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:16:14 No.10984704 Report

Quoted By:

>>10984497
WOOBODOOBOO
Man sorry for that cat but I can't stop laughting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:17:50 No.10984710 Report

Quoted By: >>10987890

>>10984687

>irrelevant
>underageb&
>stop ruining my board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:20:14 No.10984727 Report

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i like this bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:21:07 No.10984734 Report

Quoted By: >>10984749 >>10984797

>last november, me and a friend walking to my apartment near peckham south london
>funeral procession on the road (hearse, black cars, etc)
>suddenly about 7 guys come out, start shooting at the convoy
>2 guys jump out and make a run for it, first guy gets his head shot and goes down straight away
>other guy gets shot loads and crawls to the step outside a grocery store opposite my flat and dies there within seconds
>all happened too fast, it's a bit of a blur but those gunshots were looouuud.

bit sketched out when i walk past there now even though i now live in hackney ughhh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:21:27 No.10984736 Report

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>18
>go to a bar
>someone has a heart attack
>dont give a fuck still drinking

next morning when i thought about it i felt so bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:23:48 No.10984747 Report

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>>10984687
yeah even small explainable things can fuck you up if you see it when you're young. i found a dead body of a guy who lived on a house-boat when i was a kid and he looked so scary. i get a bit uneasy around canals now. so fucked aha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:24:24 No.10984749 Report

Quoted By: >>10984770 >>10984797

>>10984734
>>10984734

that sounds soo fake but i believe u

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:28:16 No.10984766 Report

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moar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:29:23 No.10984770 Report

Quoted By: >>10984780 >>10984783 >>10984797

>>10984749
i thought someone might say this so i searched a bit and found it on the internet.
turns out only one of the guys died but i didn;t know that
i never lie haha
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/nov/03/gangland-killing-near-london-funeral

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:30:35 No.10984780 Report

Quoted By: >>10984784 >>10984797

>>10984770

wow thats suprising... u actually made me feel stupid now lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:31:36 No.10984783 Report

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>>10984770
the picture is taken virtually from the door of my apartment building.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:32:18 No.10984784 Report

Quoted By: >>10984797

>>10984780
haha no worries, it's easy to think someone's lying on /x/, this place is a haven for liars...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:34:08 No.10984797 Report

Quoted By: >>10984819 >>10984880

>>10984784
>>10984780
>>10984770
>>10984749
>>10984734
weirdo samefag detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:37:58 No.10984816 Report

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>be 8
>go to my uncles
>uncle has heart problems
>uncle finished painting bathroom
>goes to sit down, sits for a while. My mom asks him if he wants coffe, he said yes.
>water is boiling, and we hear my uncle breathing heavily
>has a heart attack
>screams "nitro! nitro!!!"
>I call the ambulance
>mom tries to help him
>people arrive
>try to give him a shock
>tried 3 times, doesnt work...
>uncle died.

:/ rip unlce, loved you

Setk the fixer !!QJZ+onreOFS

Setk the fixer !!QJZ+onreOFS Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:38:15 No.10984819 Report

Quoted By: >>10984843

>>10984797
>Paranoid weirdo detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:41:51 No.10984841 Report

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>>10984488
Just saw that on liveleak.
Holy fuck man, I wouldn't like this to interrupt my midday cartoons as a child either.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bdd_1243483147

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:42:38 No.10984843 Report

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>>10984819
read "their" convo again and tell me its not the same person talking to themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:45:22 No.10984865 Report

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>20
>regular drunken friday
>going home alone after a night at the bar
>walking under a tall bridge
>take out my last smoke
>had to stop for a while to get it lit up
>I see an person falling right next to me from the corner of my eye seeing and hearing how her skull cracked
>now there is a girl laying on the ground in a weird shape and blood pulping out
>freak the fuck out and call an ambulance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:47:33 No.10984880 Report

Quoted By: >>10984900 >>10984996

>>10984797

wow, you're such a faggot. i wish /x/ had i.d's so you could see how wrong you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 01:50:34 No.10984900 Report

Quoted By: >>10984996

>>10984880
hey if you want to talk to yourself fine by me but don't make it so obvious next time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 02:05:22 No.10984996 Report

Quoted By: >>10985005

>>10984900
>>10984880
obvious samefag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 02:06:53 No.10985005 Report

Quoted By: >>10987924

>>10984996
come on now, we all know there is only one person in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 02:13:25 No.10985055 Report

Quoted By: >>10985164 >>10985246 >>10986994 >>10987428 >>10987462

>be 16
>in Great Britain, you can drive a motorbike when you're 16
>work 2 summers, get a bike.
>1st day on my bike, I'm riding home from school
>like a fucking boss, feeling great and doing about 50mph along a country lane.
>Road ahead has 2 of my mates from school, who laso have bikes.
>they're about 400yds in front, and about to hit a hump in the road which goes over a little stream.
>for some reason mate1 veers into mate2
>they both flip off bikes and fly through the air
>50mph
>mate1 hits the floor, his bike lands on top of him
>mate2 hits the floor, helmet first, head gets decapetated from his torso.
>mate1 is in a hedgerow, and gets up almost straight away.
>mate2 is dead, his sethered head is still in his helmet.
>havent driven a motorbike since then, now 16 yrs later.
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 02:28:24 No.10985164 Report

Quoted By: >>10985283

>>10985055
How did mate1 cope with it?
Sounds like he was responsible in that situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 02:40:13 No.10985246 Report

Quoted By: >>10991572 >>10992598

>>10985055
that awkward moment when your mate 1's sethered head laso's into your mate 2's stream and veers into a hump right before you Great Britain into your mate mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 02:45:22 No.10985283 Report

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>>10985164
(sorry for the late responce)

He was totally devastated and had councilling for about a year after.
At the time he said he was trying to avoid something in the road, and everyone took it on facevalue (mate1 was and still is the nicest guy u could ever meet), so nobody, inc the family of mate2, blamed him.
Although he was responsible in a way, no charges were pressed, but he never got over it.
Ive been mates with him all my life.
i can still see them flying thru the air and hitting the floor, like it was yesterday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 02:55:12 No.10985375 Report

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>This thread
Goddammit /x/, why do you all type like fucking 12 years olds on YouTube?

One Bad Goat !!UMKaJVGHnG8

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One Bad Goat !!UMKaJVGHnG8 Sat 22 Sep 2012 02:55:19 No.10985377 Report

Quoted By: >>10985398 >>10986170 >>10987372

>smoking outside mickyDs smoking
>hear sirens coming up the road, go to sidewalk
>90's suburban flies through intersection going 95+
>smashes into a van and both go rolling
>man in van dies instantly
>3-4 people in truck, one in ditch screaming
>fire fighters cut another guy out
>watch the fire fighter wash blood off his hands in the snow
>so much screaming

One Bad Goat !!UMKaJVGHnG8

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One Bad Goat !!UMKaJVGHnG8 Sat 22 Sep 2012 02:57:27 No.10985398 Report

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>>10985377
And the van

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 04:05:36 No.10985932 Report

Quoted By: >>10986009 >>10987905 >>10989696 >>10991692 >>10992612 >>10993090 >>10993145

>11
>Hear funny noises outside window. Go wake up daddy, "daddy, sumfin's creepy outside."
>Awesomesauce daddy considers it srs bsns.
>"U wait here with momma, Imma go see." Daddy's jimmies are rustled. Grabs his glasses, robe, etc.
>Creepy noises in mah room. We all hears it.
>Peek around Daddy's side. Flashlights moving in mah room. Daddy braces himself against doorframe.
>Scary Hairy Man steps into hallway, with a prybar & flashlight.
>Daddy empties 5 shots of .38spl into Hairy Scary Man. Loudest noise I ever heard.
>Big red spashes appear on Hairy Scary Man's chest. Falls down doesn't move.
>Rest of the evening was cops tramping around house.

...which is why at 16, I joined the NRA junior marksman program, at 18 bought my first shotgun (Remington 870 12ga.), at 21 bought my first handgun (.38spl Colt Detective Special just like Daddy's), at 23 got politically active and became a life member in NRA, CCRKBA, GOA, GO-VT, when we moved east... GO-NH, and go to the range at least twice a month whether I have time for it or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 04:12:17 No.10986009 Report

Quoted By: >>10986348

>>10985932
trying to work out what part of this is totally wrong, and then i realised it's all of it. you are totally wrong. you need to take a seat.
but which seat shall you take

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 04:20:39 No.10986077 Report

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Walking home from a new years party with my fiance, loud screeching of tires and heavy thud, we turn around, I get winged and she gets hit full on.
Drunk driver went to prison, she died in the middle of the street several minutes later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 04:31:23 No.10986170 Report

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>>10985377
Where do you live anon? Just curious since that looks like a Rural Metro ambulance and I work for those cheap fuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 04:53:22 No.10986348 Report

Quoted By: >>10987753

>>10986009
>"trying to work out what part of this is totally wrong, and then i realised it's all of it. you are totally wrong..."

hmmm... sounds like we have us a butthurt leftard who doesn't like people protecting their families. I guess my old man should have tried sneaking around like a scared little bitch in his own house so he could get downstairs and call the police. Yeah, that makes sense. Then he could leave me and my mom upstairs alone with that Hairy Scary Fuck until the police get there in another 15-20 minutes.

Fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 05:07:28 No.10986477 Report

Quoted By: >>10986809

>during my upbringing
>live in Brighton beach
>always see my father talking to a man, a /friend/
>his name is Alexi
>drives a fat, black, tinted Mercedes
>always see him standing at the back of supermarket/import market
>they speak in Russian, I understand more than I can say
>Alexi was a very hard man, was apparently formerly working for Russian government
>is nice to me in front of my father, otherwise just ignores me if I see him
>one day I hear screaming in the night
>my parents apartment was two stories, albeit very small
>go to the downstairs portion and look off balcony
>looks like he's stuffing legs into his trunk
>like it was a fucking movie, he looks up and sees me
>suddenly i'm pulled inside
>my father had grabbed my shirt and yanked me in
>he tells me to stay away from Alexi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 05:48:46 No.10986809 Report

Quoted By: >>10986817

>>10986477
>few days go by, don't see Alexi
>following week, Monday, I'm going to school
>see Alexi standing on the corner of my building, the one adjacent to market
>he sees me then goes around back
>my head fills with horror movies and I leg it around my building, walk 3 blocks over and then down a few miles to my school
>late as fuck from non-direct route
>tell my father that night during dinner
>he gives my mother a concerned look
>thinking "oh shit o shit we gonna have to move/change identities"
>later my sister tells me this guy is working with the mafia not the government, dad told her to tell her friends to be wary, this guy is snatching up other illegal Russian immigrants, mostly girls and young kids, and extorting their family
>she finishes telling me and goes downstairs
>I'm in my room doing something school related
>hear a crashing sound
>I run downstairs
>my sister intercepts me and hauls my ass up the stairs
>see my father and Alexi fucking like.. man wrestling inside my parents apartment
>yelling for my sister to let me go
>my mom isn't even screaming or making a fuss, she is dashing to our kitchen
>think she's calling the police
>hear more noises, then some quiet sounds
>mom knocks on bathroom door, tells us it's safe to come out
>dad is sitting at kitchen table, face is a little fucked up and he's bleeding
>mom has such an alien demeanor, never seen her like this
>she's washing blood off a meat knife, begins to wrap it in cloth
>dad says it's done, won't have to worry about Alexi anymore
>before the end of the week we pack our shit and move down the coast all the way to Florida
>never had these problems since
>never found out what happened to that crazy mafia/government guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 05:49:35 No.10986817 Report

Quoted By: >>10987781 >>10992810

>>10986809
Going to assume that guy definitely killed the woman he was fucking man handling into his trunk, or her fate must be fucked up. I also am pretty sure my parents fucking killed that guy. Later heard stories from my dad and mom about how fucked up it is over here if you didn't have papers, like my family was. We were illegal until we basically all got naturalized in/around 2005.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 05:52:41 No.10986846 Report

Quoted By: >>10986888 >>10986902 >>10987318 >>10987472

>be a nurse
>working in an ER
>witness people's heart stop beating
>sometimes witness hearts restart after a while
>wonder what happens to soul during that time.

Technically, you're dead. But your soul obviously isn't if you can be revived

Trippy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 05:58:33 No.10986888 Report

Quoted By: >>10987392 >>10987542

>>10986846
Like those people that claim they went to heaven or whatever. I don't believe it, but it's still interesting to think what is actually happening in their heads to make them see that stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 06:00:51 No.10986902 Report

Quoted By: >>10986908 >>10987964

>>10986846
PROTIP: souls don't real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 06:01:12 No.10986908 Report

Quoted By: >>10987964 >>10988661

>>10986902

Then how do you explain ghosts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 06:04:02 No.10986930 Report

Quoted By: >>10987127 >>10987315

>walking home GF
>pass through alley
>pass garage of her childhood friend
>friend hanging from rafter
>tell GF go in get her parents, call cops
>cut cord with handy dandy pocket knife
>Coroner said she'd been dead for at least an hour.
>4 months ago GF killed herself, pill overdose.
>no clue, neither left notes nor told anyone they weren't feeling well.

Anonymous

noko

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 06:08:36 No.10986965 Report

Quoted By: >>10988736

>be like 5-6
>old ass boxer (dog)
>he's chilling, doing dog things
>WOOBODOOBOO.avi
>boxer stops moving
>he can't move for some reason
>gets dragged across the floor to the car
>last time I saw him
>feelsbadman.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 06:10:44 No.10986994 Report

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>>10985055
My imagination was incredibly detailed when reading this...omg. I can see why your friend needed counseling. Something like that would change my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 06:25:13 No.10987127 Report

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>>10986930
>cut cord with handy dandy pocket knife
i shouldn't laugh but i did...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 06:48:46 No.10987315 Report

Quoted By: >>10991730

>>10986930
iirc, most successful suicides don't leave notes or if they do they don't explain much and are just apologies for the suicide. The ones that do generally are hoping to be found and have someone realize they need help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 06:49:20 No.10987318 Report

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>>10986846
>nurse
>believe magic hocus pocus
I hope you never work on me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 06:58:15 No.10987372 Report

Quoted By:

>>10985377
I don't understand why people speed in the city.

I mean, out in the country, you can generally see for miles if any cars are coming, so sure, go ahead and speed, then if you crash you only kill yourself. When you're in the city you're putting everyone else at risk for stupid reasons. If you're trying to out-run a cop in the city, you're fucking stupid. You're going to get into an accident way before you manage to get away from the cops. You're better off trying to lose them on foot. It's easier to hide one person than a whole car.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:02:32 No.10987392 Report

Quoted By: >>10987520

>>10986888
release of DMT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:02:52 No.10987394 Report

Quoted By:

Goddamn you americans and your guns
yall crazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:09:12 No.10987428 Report

Quoted By:

>>10985055
bikes are dangerous man.. I've eard all kinds of weird stuff about people getting killed in bikes.
BE CAREFUL OF BIKES

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:15:51 No.10987462 Report

Quoted By: >>10987647 >>10987664

>>10985055
>great britain
>mph
>mp
>m
>m as in miles, not kilometers
>great britain

YOU SHUTUP AND QUIT WRITING SHITTY STORIES

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:17:54 No.10987472 Report

Quoted By:

>>10986846
why dont you ask them survives

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:22:06 No.10987493 Report

Quoted By: >>10987596

>>10984615
Dude I live in San Jose too I heard about this shit. I went to the memorial. I was really sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:24:23 No.10987520 Report

Quoted By:

>>10987392
fucking lel pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:27:01 No.10987542 Report

Quoted By:

>>10986888
Well, the brain survives for around 6 minutes until it is finally suffocated by lack of oxygen. So I think people 'seeing' Heaven is really just hallucinations as their brain slowly dies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:27:06 No.10987543 Report

Quoted By: >>10991749

>Be 11
>Walking with friend to mcdonalds
>a guy with a motorcycles speeding past us
>a car FUCKING NAILS HIM
>wat
>run to the crash hes under the car
>CAnt see his head because helmet
>Theres a pool of blood coming from under the car
Another
>2 weeks later
>Walking with friend right next to mcdonalds
>Some mexicamn guy got stabbed
dont know if he died though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:30:28 No.10987565 Report

Quoted By: >>10988682

one time i was out walking with my father (he was very old) and he broke his leg so i took him to the hospital and on his death bed he gripped my sweathurt and whispered into my eards "i think im going to die" and he died. he was never seen again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:34:44 No.10987596 Report

Quoted By:

>>10987493
Actually I have a story that happened on the same exact street as the homeless woman slaying in San Jose. I was young with my mother and grandmother and we drove past an androgynous looking person with their pants down lying down on a bus bench on his/her side infront of the shopping center that had a bar in it. We didnt go up to check his/her pulse, instead we called the police and before they shooed us away they were laughing like it was just someone who got really drunk and passed out and we just went on our merry way. On the news the next morning they mentioned it was a woman who'd been poisoned/drugged. I loved living in that neighborhood but some fucked up shit does happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:41:57 No.10987647 Report

Quoted By:

>>10987462

you fucking tool.
GB uses miles, not kilometers, we arent french u twat.

ffs.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:43:48 No.10987664 Report

Quoted By:

>>10987462

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mile

think before you type, fuckhead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:44:17 No.10987667 Report

Quoted By:

>>10984510
That's so fucked..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:45:38 No.10987677 Report

Quoted By:

>>10984513
>inb4 always have a part of him with you jokes are made
>oops

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:50:18 No.10987708 Report

Quoted By: >>10987723

>walking out of apartment building
>hear man yell
>thud
>look over at sound
>man gurgling in own blood crying
>he is way too damaged to be moved
>just look him in the eyes as life fades away.

turns out he jumped from the 18th floor. FUCK i will never forget what it looks like when someones eye go from alive slowly to dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:52:24 No.10987723 Report

Quoted By: >>10987810 >>10988736

>>10987708
>walking out of apartment building
>hear man yell
>WOOBODOOBOO
>look over at sound
>man gurgling in own blood crying
>he is way too damaged to be moved
>just look him in the eyes as life fades away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:54:54 No.10987740 Report

Quoted By: >>10988579

>be pj
>down range get call to bagram afb
>army convoy gets ambused
>grown ass people crying
>me fire team extract 10+ bodies
>fractions of people everywhere
>get airman's medal
>would give medal for their lives any day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:56:19 No.10987753 Report

Quoted By: >>10987912 >>10988660

>>10986348
Why are you writing like such a fucking weirdo? Between all the 'daddy's' and Hairy Scary Fuck Man bullshit I'm terrified about the fact that you own firearms. Maybe you should sell a couple of them and get some therapy instead because you sound like a five year old.

Drunky !tPissupS/A

Drunky !tPissupS/A Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:59:18 No.10987778 Report

Quoted By: >>10988736

>Be laying in bed in the dark
>see oval shaped object in the corner of the room
>WOOBODOOBOO
>it was just him , Gabe Newell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 07:59:37 No.10987781 Report

Quoted By:

>>10986817
Fucking Russians man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:03:30 No.10987810 Report

Quoted By:

>>10987723

lold hard

/X/enophile

/X/enophile Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:05:53 No.10987835 Report

Quoted By:

>Few months back
>Best friend dying of cancer
>Sticking with her
>Final moments
>She looks at me half aware
>Pure desperation that I've NEVER seen in someone before.
>She is basically looking through me
>Smiles and dies
>Still staring past me
>Don't stop holding her hand
>They had to pull me back to take her away
>Gave the doctor a shiner out of the desperation to try and hold on longer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:10:23 No.10987866 Report

Quoted By: >>10987887

>Staying up late one night when I was 16
>Watching a horror movie on TV, don't remember which
>Hear this strange scraping sound outside on the street
>Look out my window and don't see a man limping down the street
>He's dragging something, but I can't tell what it is
>Go back to my movie and notice the scraping has stopped
>Complete silence for a few minutes, and then I hear a banging on my door
>A man yells "I need help out here, please!"
>I assume someone must have been hurt, maybe he was dragging the person's body
>Run into the front of the house and open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:12:46 No.10987887 Report

Quoted By:

>>10987866
fuck off fagit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:12:52 No.10987890 Report

Quoted By: >>10987922

>>10984710
Shut up faggot. Contribute or stop your fucking whining. Also, kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:15:17 No.10987905 Report

Quoted By:

>>10985932
/k/ brofist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:16:00 No.10987912 Report

Quoted By:

>>10987753
he was writing like that because he was "being 11"
>Sorry I Thought That Was Obvious

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:17:17 No.10987922 Report

Quoted By: >>10988004

>>10987890
Yep, you're underage alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:17:21 No.10987924 Report

Quoted By:

>>10985005
That's idiotic. I'm two people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:21:10 No.10987949 Report

Quoted By: >>10988009 >>10992629

>be in Seabrook New Hampshire
>getting ice cream
>eating it in my car w/girlfriend
>THUD

This woman was walking across the road from the fried seafood joint to the ice cream place and got hit by a car. I looked around and saw her move her leg. Her friend was screaming at the top of her lungs. THAT was the worst thing. It's funny how sounds stay with you. The THUD and the SCREAM. Learned later that she died. The next morning there was a red stain on the road. And before you ask, yes, I did finish my ice cream and my girlfriends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:23:14 No.10987964 Report

Quoted By:

>>10986902
>>10986908
>Then how do you explain ghosts?

/x/ 100
atheists -9000

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:26:22 No.10987995 Report

Quoted By: >>10988736 >>10989691 >>10991624

>hear strange sound
>walk outside
>WOOBOODOBOO
>hole being ripped in time/space
>it kills me
>end up in a way station in the desert
>meet a gunslinger
>he lets me drop under the mountains
>you died
>no i didn't
>yes you did
>no i didn't
>a rose a stone a door
>fight a house
>meet the gunslinger again
>kill some robots
>die again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:27:18 No.10988002 Report

Quoted By:

>going to a concert
>be there for two minutes before i have to leave
>dad got hit while he was on a motor cycle and was in the hospital
>go to hospital, he's (for the most part) ok
>be in the hallway, a woman is screaming and crying hysterically
>her husband was in a motorcycle crash around the same time as my dad; he had just died

i didn't necessarily see him but the circumstances made me think about mortality

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:27:33 No.10988004 Report

Quoted By:

>>10987922
>Shut up faggot. Contribute or stop your fucking whining. Also, kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:28:28 No.10988009 Report

Quoted By: >>10988736

>>10987949

>be in Seabrook New Hampshire
>getting icecream
>eating it in my car w/girlfriend
>WOOBODOOBOO

ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:34:41 No.10988040 Report

Quoted By: >>10988108 >>10988707

>best friend in jr high rode motorcycle everywhere
>licensed to drive on roads at 16, drove honda 125xl
>rode that through his junior year
>went to different high school, didn't get to see each other much after sophomore year
>senior year, when he hit 18, restrictions on engine size were lifted for him, his mom bought him a 750
>out with other friends one sat night
>driving downtown, always tons of other kids aimlessly circling downtown
>see accident block up, traffic basically stopped
>ambulance comes and goes, fire trucks come in, cops start redirecting traffic
>slowly get close to accident before being turned down side street
>see firemen hosing down blood in street, running down the gutter to storm drain
>next day, find out my bro had tried to pass car on the right, and they ended up turning right
>he had gunned the 750 to try and get around them, but they clipped him
>he slid head first into the concrete edge of sidewalk
>helmet cracked in half, nothing to be done for him, that was my friend's blood washing down the drains

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:46:38 No.10988108 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988040
This was really sad...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:52:53 No.10988152 Report

Quoted By: >>10988180 >>10988383 >>10989739

In 1968 the russians occupied Czechoslovakia, and me and my life long friend, being the rebellious young fifteen year olds we were, would protest by throwing cinder blocks and rocks at the tanks. One day the tank operator came out of the top hatch and shot my best friend. The machine gun fire cut him in half at the stomach and he died instantly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 08:57:41 No.10988180 Report

Quoted By: >>10988351

>>10988152
how the fuck old are you anon
this can't be real

Soror B.R.H. !ioKMYXJYQE

Soror B.R.H. !ioKMYXJYQE Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:07:43 No.10988245 Report

Quoted By: >>10988736

>ctrl+f WOOBODOOBOO
>several results

Is someone trying to force a meme? This is almost as bad as STAAN.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:12:22 No.10988268 Report

Quoted By: >>10988333

Sophomore-Senior years of high school
>Ride bus because school was far away, didn't want to waste the gas
>Walk to bus stop with girl and her older brother every day, brother was my age
>About a mile to the bus stop, we all talk and become pretty close

Freshman year of college
>Go to same school as the brother
>Walking to my car one night in parking garage
>Get directly across the street from garage
>Hear someone yell "Is that a person up there?"
>Look up, person standing on edge of top floor
>See them jump, sickening sound when they hit the pavement, almost throw up just from hearing it
>Run over, see a mangled mess but they're still alive
>It's the brother, I know him
>Says over and over "I don't want to die, I made a mistake"
>Call ambulance
>Dies before they get there, I'm holding his hand

Gave me nightmares for a month. Thinking about it now still bothers me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:15:10 No.10988282 Report

Quoted By: >>10991096

>be 12
>skate around my apartment complex
>see large figure dangling from tree
>skate over and find a man who hung himself with a guitar string
>neck is bloody and guitar string is cutting into is neck
>don't move just stand there, traumatized
>i turned out just fine! ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:24:28 No.10988333 Report

Quoted By: >>10988343 >>10988347 >>10988741

>>10988268
For what reason did he jump if he regretted it so quickly?

Nero

Nero Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:24:58 No.10988335 Report

Quoted By: >>10988341

>>Being driven to school, 5 or 6 (I wasn't old enough to even know what the word "Carpool" meant, I thought it meant something like cars in water or something so it might have been before this)
>>always sit on the left side, window because I always look out the window
>>driving on Winchester Blvd. in Los Gatos
>>tons of traffic, cops and shit
>>see caution tape and bodybags
>>I was a kid, had no idea what these things meant
>>Man's body nailed to the side of his house, blood trailing down
>>his head on the yard, just saw them put it in a bag when I drove by
>>mfw I saw a decapitated dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:26:17 No.10988341 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988335
Metal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:26:35 No.10988343 Report

Quoted By: >>10988378

>>10988333
I'm not sure, I've been asking myself that for a while now, actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:27:41 No.10988347 Report

Quoted By: >>10988437

>>10988333

Because he's an edgy wanna-be faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:28:41 No.10988351 Report

Quoted By: >>10991017 >>10991607

>>10988180
59 going on 60, escaped the country two years after the russian occupation, been living in canada ever since

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:32:57 No.10988378 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988343
Well what did his sister say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:33:46 No.10988383 Report

Quoted By: >>10988402

>>10988152
I've heard this story before.. on the news or a documentary..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:36:45 No.10988402 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988383
I assure you this is original. i will never forget what i've seen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:42:06 No.10988437 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988347
You speak of him so poorly, and in the present tense. If you're the guy that wrote the story, congrats on giving any validity away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:43:19 No.10988447 Report

Quoted By:

>driving on two lane road
>passing truck
>impatient motorcyclist tries to go between us
>I flinched a little to the right
>the truck flinched a little to the left
>he got ground up bad
>had to stop traffic on highway
>tons of people behind us still run him and motorcycle parts over
>had kilo of coke and no insurance
>i had full coverage like a boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:45:02 No.10988455 Report

Quoted By:

> be working in hospital kitchen
> take food to OB
> that baby don't look right
> oh shit, it's dead

Later I found out that woman held onto her baby for like three/four days, or something, before they took it to the morgue. Shit's sad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:49:46 No.10988488 Report

Quoted By: >>10988913 >>10991039

>Fuck greentext

When I was a kid I got to skip school one day and hang out with my dad at his work. He worked at a tobacco factory at the time, so naturally I accompanied him on several smoke breaks.

On one of these I saw a person standing on the edge of the building across the parking lot. He stood there for a few minutes, as though tentative, then just dropped.

The thing is the building was not particularly tall, and when he hit the ground there came the most awful scream I've ever heard. He was a mess, and rose his caved-in head for just a moment before collapsing finally and dying there. My dad took me inside as a crowd began to gather.

It turned out he was a factory worker who my dad knew, and he went to the funeral and everything. Not very spooky but it was a horrible way to go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 09:56:55 No.10988544 Report

Quoted By: >>10988736

>brother's birthday party
>invites two sand niggers and two moldovians
>playing football in backyard
>they call me a faggot 'cos i don't play good
>i say fuck you black piece of shit
>he comes at me with brick
>i kick him in the nuts and the brick goes flying
>lady walking her bulldog (our yards connected)
>WOOBODOOBOO
>goes to prison
>i laugh but cry 'cos dogs are cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:01:19 No.10988577 Report

Quoted By: >>10988736

we were jumping off the bridge on lakeshore
my friend got water up his ass
had to get stomach pumped
later we went to get a dog
on the way there he stopped, clutching back of pants
WOOBOODOOBOO
water came out of butt, had collected in fleshpocket
had to get dog another day
he lived but it was mortifying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:01:33 No.10988579 Report

Quoted By:

>>10987740
Thank you for your service.
from a lost soul at KAFB.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:03:44 No.10988591 Report

Quoted By: >>10988736

i grew up next to high school.
lots of people getting drunk in there summers
when i went there we broke in
around grade 11
smoked weed, high as fuck, third time smoking
hear WOOBODOOBOO on ground floor
book
next day wake up go across street
dead dog, weathervane fell from roof
chalk mark, police tape

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:07:12 No.10988619 Report

Quoted By: >>10993308

>>10984468

>Something called street wheelers
>Walking around drunk looking at cars (only way I was even willing)
>Wind up outside of seven eleven and see some friends
>Talk with friend for a min
>Friend runs over and puts a shit up my shirt
>WTF.jpeg
>Pull shirt out and throw it in front of car
>BIG native dude comes up to us
>"So you stole my shirt"
>"NOOOOPE!" pokerface
>Walk away while friends are dealing with shit
>Trying to assess situation
>Cops EVERYWHERE but not there
>Think about going to cop
>Nope that idea
>Walk myself back into situation
>All focus brought to new guy in situation
>Situation escalates quite quickly
>About to get "Curb stomped"
>See American history X
>Start to freak out
>All his "Boys" surround us
>When by the powers of shakazulu some broad comes up and says "BJ is here"
>Still on verge of shitting pants
>Big native and buddies pullout knifes (all fuckin dundee style)
>Walk over to tiniest native dude ever
>Go to town with their knives
>Look at friends
>Look back
>Look at friends
>Look back
>Look at friends
>Look back
>EVERYONES ON THE FLOOR
>Me hoping their gonna do the dinosaur
>They see cops coming, they run
>MFW I see more fucking gashes than I ever wanted too
>MFW We almost got fucked up over a g unit shirt.

this is also a regular occurrence in my fucking shitty city.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:09:56 No.10988636 Report

Quoted By:

I was on the bus coming home from a volleyball game, like 14 at the time. It was pretty late and a storm was fuckin' shit up. There was a kid riding a bike on the sidewalk, coming up to the intersection. For some reason he thinks the can beat the Buick and makes a mad dash across the street.

>>Nope.

Dude gets hits and flies into the path of an oncoming mini van.

Shit was sad... and we lost the game so it was just a bad night all around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:12:47 No.10988660 Report

Quoted By: >>10988950 >>10989039 >>10993049 >>10993104 >>10993235 >>10994322

>>10987753
>Why are you writing like such a fucking weirdo?
I see we have someone here also who doesn't understand the importance of using an authentic first-person literary voice.

Since I was writing the greentext from the perspective of being eleven years old when the incident occurred, I adopted an appropriately simpler style. In other words, a wee small boy at the tender age of eleven isn't going to sound like the acerbic post-grad who's chastising your unmitigated crassness at present.

Apparently, such nuances were sadly lost on you because: a.) you don't know HOW to read. b.) you don't pay attention to WHAT you're reading. Seems my very first line... "11" flew RIGHT through that cavernous space between your ears. c.) if you're like many people today, you've lost the ability to even APPRECIATE what you've read even when you bother to plunk your ass down and do so. We can thank WAAAY to much television, txtng, and lolcats online for that.

So, you needent worry about my fitness to own a firearm. Given the outright stupidity you've manifested, I'm far more troubled by your fitness to make an intelligent informed decision during an election year.

You're voting for Obama again, am I correct?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:13:06 No.10988661 Report

Quoted By:

>>10986908
Not to mention skelingtons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:15:32 No.10988682 Report

Quoted By: >>10988832

>>10987565
>gripped my sweathurt and whispered into my eards
>He was never seen again
I laughed so fucking hard jesus christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:18:04 No.10988699 Report

Quoted By:

>driving around town with my best friend
>talking about how I've never seen a real dead body
>we turn a corner
>suddenly there's a loud screech of tires and all the cars in front of us stop
>dead guy laying in the street
>blood everywhere
>cops show up
>throw a white sheet over him
>white sheet turns red very quickly

I admit it.
I cried for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:19:04 No.10988707 Report

Quoted By: >>10991089

>>10988040
You will be happy that i always pay careful attention to motor cyclists when the are anywhere near me on the road.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:23:08 No.10988736 Report

Quoted By:

>>10986965
>>10984497
>>10988577
>>10988544
>>10988245
>>10988009
>>10987995
>>10987778
>>10987723
>>10988591

woobodooboo woobodooboo everywhere.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:24:17 No.10988741 Report

Quoted By: >>10988820

>>10988333
It is against basic f/f instinct to kill oneself.
Excesses of hormones can temporarily induce a state wherein someone's emotions overrule their instinct. In nearly ALL cases of unsuccessful suicide--not talking "bottle of pills waahhh give me attention" suicide, but real, "hanged-myself, shot myself in the head but somehow survived" suicide, the survivors intimate that in the split second before jumping, pulling the trigger, etc. they realized in a flash of cognition that they didn't actually want to do this.

Psychological complexities, essentially.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:31:03 No.10988786 Report

Quoted By:

I don't have any stories so i'll just re-tell something my friend told me

>friend living in an apartment building
>has his window open while sleeping
>cant sleep because there's this whining noise
>thinks its a cat outside being annoying
>eventually falls asleep
>wakes up
>hooker found stabbed to death outside his building

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:32:42 No.10988798 Report

Quoted By:

>>10984551
>tfw I live in Romania
Holy shit man, I thought it's gonna be some Dracula related thing. Where the fuck did you see this shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:34:07 No.10988804 Report

Quoted By:

>>10984582
>zombies.jpeg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:36:41 No.10988820 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988741
>It is against basic f/f instinct to kill oneself.
I'll contest that and argue that suicide is the ultimate form of "flight" instinct.

The buddies in your platoon are dead. Help isn't coming. You're the last surviving guy in the humvee and it's getting dark. When it does, Hamoud, Abdullah, and his fellow believers in The Religion Of Peace are going to work up enough nerve and rush your position.

If they take you alive, you will be tortured to death and they're going to make sure you last for a good long stretch. However, you still have one anti-personnel grenade left.

Under those conditions and anything else that a person finds utterly intolerable, suicide is the natural form of escape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:38:46 No.10988832 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988682
>I laughed so fucking hard jesus christ
this gave me a serious case of the giggles especially after reading the original post again

the riddler

the riddler Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:50:08 No.10988913 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988488
>go out on break with dad
>guy on building across street
>stands for a few minutes
>drops off
>WOOBODOOBOO
>go back inside

the riddler

the riddler Sat 22 Sep 2012 10:57:20 No.10988950 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988660
>2012
>voting

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 11:03:44 No.10988981 Report

Quoted By: >>10988997 >>10989003 >>10989022 >>10989025

Many times, however somewhat lately...
>Surf internet.
>Read news about Luka Magnotta.
>Download 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick
>Watch it
>Watch Luka kill some dude and cut up his limbs and the dude's head
>Jerk off to it
>Watch Luke jack off with the dude's cut-off hand
>Laugh, then jerk off to that too
>Cum
>Wikipedia "psychopath" and feel concerned about myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 11:05:40 No.10988997 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988981
Did you feel physically ill after fapping to it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 11:06:42 No.10989003 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988981
I remember seeing that and then hearing about heads and shit being tossed all around canada and then seen his mug shot and I was like... HOLY FUCK! it was nice to see something before the entire country started flipping the fuck out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 11:09:42 No.10989020 Report

Quoted By:

>U.S. Army 88M
>2004
>Convoy missions in the 'Stan
>They don't call 88M's Explosive/Ambush Magnets for nothing
>Nuff said
>My constant face throughout overseas rotations

>...Still an 88M

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 11:09:49 No.10989022 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988981

oh wow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 11:10:11 No.10989025 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988981
even when I think of new order I always think about him jerking off with a severed hand and laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 11:13:04 No.10989039 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988660
>needent
>needn't

Contraction of need not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 11:31:38 No.10989156 Report

Quoted By:

well I didn't see anybody die but I did see two corpses in my life (three if I count my grandfather).
1-
>be 12
>went to my first anime con with my older brother
>great day, we go back home
>in the way home, on the bus
>I see a dead body in the corner of the street and a policeman standing by it
>think about life and death and shit, then go on with my life

2-
>be last week
>go to work with my aunt
>in the way back home, on the bus again
>see through the window a woman in the floor, over blood, her face is on the floor (can't see it) so I asume she's not breathing anymore
>some people around her looking concerned
>minutes lates I see and ambulance go in that direction
I think it might be a robbery or something like that, didn't hear anything about it. That woman looked the same age my mother's and I made me think a lot about my mom, and I felt really sad for the family of that person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 11:42:13 No.10989212 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 17
>Near Christmas, driving home from school
>Night
>Two lane road, up ahead a family is crossing.
>Wrecker truck comes up out of corner
>Grandpa guy is too slow.
>Hits him with enough force to knock him clean out of his shoes
>Dies on the pavement. Nothing I can do. Truck driver is crying
>Family and children watched the whole thing happen.
Shit was fucked up.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 12:03:39 No.10989331 Report

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Not sure to what extent this is a death story, but meh. It happened to my father.

> Father is a veterinary.
> Guy calls him to attend his dog or something.
> He lives in a kinda remote place, so they agree to meet in a bar so the costumer can guide him to his home.
> Dad waits in the bar for like two hours and the guy doesn't show up.
> He leaves and calls him, but doesn't answer phone.
> Next day see newspaper.
> "Guy and his family murdered by drug mafia"
> The guy had sume business with drugs, and they killed his family in front of his eyes before killing him.
> mfw my father could have been there earlier and mafia would have not given a fuck.

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Bloop.

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 12:37:31 No.10989447 Report

Quoted By:

We can help you figure it out, /x/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 13:09:30 No.10989539 Report

Quoted By:

I, for one, am enjoying WOOBOODOOBOO, so you can fuck your insecure shit. I hope it becomes a secret joke that only us 2 know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 13:15:54 No.10989547 Report

Quoted By:

>Be in the emergency room because dad had clutter headaches
>standing outside of his room
>see a man brought in on a stretcher with a gunshot, or stab would in his chest
>see him take his last breath
>that's life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 13:19:00 No.10989554 Report

Quoted By:

>go to sleep over at cousins house
>they live in shitty part of los angeles
>they live in on a hill and their house is 20 feet above some liquor stores and shit
>about 10 pm decide to open window
>see a women on the floor swarming around at the parking lot
>thought w/e not unusual for people to do that since they might be high or drunk or some shit
>police arrive 10 minutes later
>learn that she was stabbed to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 14:01:18 No.10989691 Report

Quoted By:

>>10987995
I see what you did there Stephen King.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 14:01:56 No.10989696 Report

Quoted By: >>10993144

>>10985932
I refuse to believe any functional 23 year old would type like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 14:15:20 No.10989739 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988152
Your bourgeois friend deserved it. People like you are reason we can't witness the glorious aftermath of communism! You and your friend were misguided traitors of the working class, should've thought about what you were doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 14:32:31 No.10989790 Report

Quoted By: >>10990004 >>10991608

>Visit Grandpa in the hospital.
>He's dying.
>Figure I'd visit to let him know I'd be there for him.
>Calls me a psychopath.
>Tells me all these years he was only PRETENDING to be nice for the sake of niceties. He wants nothing to do with me.
>Waves me away.
>Come back later at his final moments. He still waves me away in disgust.
>Dies.

I don't even know the feel. He had been hiding the fact that he thought I was a douchebag all that time. I thought I had a rock hard exterior but that fucked with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 15:58:42 No.10989976 Report

Quoted By: >>10990015

bump for more gore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 16:16:02 No.10990002 Report

Quoted By: >>10990008 >>10990861 >>10990911 >>10993571

>be 22
>hanging with best friend
>gonna chill at his apartment
>he goes to unlock door
>its unlocked
>thinks its kinda odd but walks in anyway
>some guy had broken in earlier apparently
>thief swings at friend and fight breaks out
>second thief rushes me and tackles me to the ground
>roll thief onto his back and begin raining down blows on his face till he loses conciousness
>look over and see friend get stabbed in the chest by first thief
>thief books it as i stand up
>friend slowly bleeds out in front of me as cops arrive
>his final words being "you were always like a brother to me, sorry you have to see me die"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 16:17:16 No.10990004 Report

Quoted By:

>>10989790
Even your own grandfather wanted nothing to do with you
Jesus man
Fuck that guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 16:20:56 No.10990008 Report

Quoted By: >>10990019

>>10990002
No...no..NO! THIS ISN'T REAL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 16:23:48 No.10990015 Report

Quoted By:

>>10989976
>be 10 in the morning a few weeks ago
>at home not doing shit
>suddently hear somebody screaming "HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!" from outside
>go on the balcony
>see the mailman with his hands in his hair calling an ambulance
>see a white figure near the entrance of my condo, think is a pile of garbage at firtst
>mfw this old man jumped from the top floor

He was bent in half, face downard and feet pointing downard.
Only a small puddle of blood came out of his mouth.

>Around 2pm the body is still there
>The police is writing the report
>I ear the wife saying he was watching a comedy show
>I say outloud he was doubled up with laughter
>the policeman smirk
>the old dead man gives me a duoble thumbs up

Thank god she didn't hear me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 16:24:36 No.10990019 Report

Quoted By:

>>10990008
It's real, i was diagnosed with PTSD From a tour in Iraq (Army) then came back and that shit happened. Just added more problems to my mind. I will never forget the feel i felt that day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 17:34:47 No.10990164 Report

Quoted By: >>10990533

>last autumn
>went out of the train station
>saw a homeless collapse
>nobody aroung giving a fuck
>came closer
> he's vomiting blood
>called ambulance
>ambulance arrived 20 min later
>just covered him with a sheet, called police and left
>could hear his last breath after they left

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 19:57:21 No.10990533 Report

Quoted By:

>>10990164
bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 21:25:03 No.10990838 Report

Quoted By:

>Be a 9 year old curious kid at granddad's funeral
>watching him real close cause damn, it was a dead body
>aunt comes close ''Okay it's time to take him away, say bye to grandpa''
>me and lil cousin say bye
>aunt: ''kiss him''
>me and lil cousin NOPE
>aunt: ''KISS HIM''
>she looks like a man so we eventually did, in the forehead.

He was cold

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 21:30:42 No.10990861 Report

Quoted By:

>>10990002
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck man I'm so sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 21:35:52 No.10990878 Report

Quoted By:

Don't know if the guy died but this is my story.

>Be in College
>Riding home from class on Public Transit bus
>The bus stops and there is a lot of commotion
>Notice we are stopped in Camden, NJ which has a reputation for being dangerous
>Old ladies on bus praying to Jesus
>People clamoring for everyone to call 911
>For a while it's not very clear what was happening, but soon realize someone was ODing in the back seat of the bus
>EMS shows up and hauls the guy off the bus
>Guy is white as a sheet, his eyes barely open, can't tell if alive
>Lady sitting behind me says to me how this guy sat next to her saying he just got out of jail which made her uncomfortable, then he moved to the back seat.
>Feels bad man

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Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 21:36:31 No.10990883 Report

Quoted By:

>>10984510

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Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 21:45:32 No.10990911 Report

Quoted By:

>>10990002
Jesus be with him.

The bored dude !!9G9BNWXTG7o

The bored dude !!9G9BNWXTG7o Sat 22 Sep 2012 21:48:31 No.10990919 Report

Quoted By:

>>10984514
so.................. no snacks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 21:51:01 No.10990932 Report

Quoted By: >>10991120

>>10984551
this deserves creepypasta status. can someone make it into a creepy pasta? i want it as part of my collection

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:12:18 No.10991017 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988351
well, dobrý večer pane. mluvíte ješte česky. nebo ste to zapomneli?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:17:54 No.10991039 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988488
This one right here got me. All of these are pretty messed up, but this one just froze me for a moment. Shit, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:20:11 No.10991046 Report

Quoted By: >>10991138

>be 17
>foster care, because of crazy mom/homeless brodad.
>Living independent.
>Ghetto fucking nignog slum.
>Going to school, dual enrollment.
>Hears sharp clapping.
>Public transit bus stop stands still.
>Two men in a pile of blood.
>Darkest crimson ever seen.
>Get on bus, go to school.
>"Gang related violence, three dead, in other news..."
>Such is life in USA.
And then...
>Two days later.
>In shit ghetto slum apartment, roommate put in from government.
>*tat tat tat tat tat tat tat*
>Roommate: "Handgun"
>Me: "Too fast, rifle."
>Walk out, look down street, house on fire.
>Walk down street to Corner Store, buy coffees for us both.
>Such is life in USA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:29:55 No.10991087 Report

Quoted By: >>10992004

>working with coworker
>boss has been upset with me
>during a shift
>boss approaches us with a another coworker
>boss changing clothes
>oh shit
>slashes the throat of the guy he came in
>ohfuckohfuck

Needless to say, he eventually got what was coming to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:30:28 No.10991089 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988707
>You will be happy that i always pay careful attention to motor cyclists when the are anywhere near me on the road.

yeah. they're hard to see when they drive normally. my friend was being stupid, that bike was too much for him when he was used to handling that little 125. the ones who saw it said he gunned the 750 and he launched forward and caught the cars bumper. he could have just backed off and been alright.

we had fun times together. but that was usually due to his bike and/or doing stupid stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:32:16 No.10991096 Report

Quoted By: >>10991104 >>10991200

>>10988282
how the shit do you hang yourself with a guitar string? guitar strings are rather short. you certainly don't have enough string to tie it to something, then around your neck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:34:28 No.10991104 Report

Quoted By:

>>10991096
What if you tie multiple guitar strings together?

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Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:35:11 No.10991106 Report

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>someone breaks in to my home
>magdump with AR-15
>now dead and bleeding all over my carpet
>throw body in lake and clean up his mess

nigs gonna nig

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Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:35:44 No.10991112 Report

Quoted By: >>10991141 >>10992699 >>10992751 >>10992760

>yesterday
>sitting at home eating bran cereal
>phone keeps ringing but i can't find it
>doesn't matter i don't want to talk to anyone
>ass feels funny
>must be the bran
>phone rings again
>phone is in my ass
>i have been fucking my ass with the phone all day and i was never eating cereal
>WOOBODOOBOO
>go to answer the phone with my ass
>accidentally open fanny pack
>spaghetti falls out of the fanny pack onto my phone making it useless
>start to cry and fart loudly
>knock on the door
>its the ranger
>he points his gun at me to shoot with no warning
>swipe my paw at him
>paw
>i am a bear
>i cannot use a phone and i don't wear a fanny pack
>i hit ranger in the groin
>it opens his fanny pack
>spaghetti all over the floor
>i slip in his spaghetti and fart loudly
>fart causes me to propel across the room
>fart my way home to bel air
>walk the dinosaur and eat mom's spaghetti.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:37:09 No.10991120 Report

Quoted By: >>10991162

>>10990932

Don't know what's wrong with your screen capture, but here you go friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:40:38 No.10991138 Report

Quoted By: >>10991153 >>10993459

>>10991046
>Such is life in USA

Yeah bullshit. Where I live the last murder happened 5 years ago, and this is a college town with 50,000+ people. You just live in a shitty place.

sage

sage Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:40:52 No.10991141 Report

Quoted By:

>>10991112
glorious

sage

sage Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:42:13 No.10991153 Report

Quoted By:

>>10991138
its referencing "such is life in soviet russia" or other such pastas

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:43:19 No.10991162 Report

Quoted By:

>>10991120
you know, you're right. i don't know why I didn't think of that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:51:06 No.10991194 Report

Quoted By:

>at exceedingly shoddy Wal-Mart
>Random bloke on the bench
>Not breathing
>Smells like liquor
>Poke, no response
>Tell greeter
>Greeter just stares and smiles
>Fucking weird, I leave
>Next day see small news segment in local paper
>Homeless man who died of alcohol poisoning

Well, that's the official explanation...I still posit that consumerism stole his soul.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:52:11 No.10991200 Report

Quoted By: >>10993718

>>10991096
they're pretty long before they're cut after they get put on a guitar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 22:55:31 No.10991217 Report

Quoted By: >>10991245

It was like 4 years ago during Halloween, I was 17 and shit.
>me and my friends go around the neighborhood egging houses

>we get to an empty street, not a single kid walking on it asking for candy

>i throw an egg at the second house

>girl comes out of that house and starts chasing me and my friends

>we run, laughing our asses off

>turns out nobody had lived in that house for at least 2 years

nopenope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 23:02:04 No.10991245 Report

Quoted By:

>>10991217
My bad OP, I read what you asked for incorrectly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Sep 2012 23:13:25 No.10991298 Report

Quoted By: >>10991571 >>10992642

> be in italy, vacation
> phone call
> your dog is dieing
> we end the trip, come back
> we search for my dog
> it lays on the ground, barley moves
> covered in dirt, a week old food, dog shit
> mfw my dog is dieing in front of my eyes
> we clean my dog, feed him
> still barley moves, can't get up

some time later on ~

>my mum hears my dog crying
>check it out
>looks very bad, breaths heavily, tries to stand up but can't
>we have to put her down
>we drive to vet, dog is laying on me, dirty, crying, suffering so bad right now
>we get to vet, put her down
>everyone looks like they are about to cry, she was with us 15 years
> get back home, feels like shit
> cried like a bitch in the shower, quietly
>nearly cries everytime thinking about her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 00:06:41 No.10991571 Report

Quoted By:

>>10991298
woodoboodoo.avi

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 00:06:49 No.10991572 Report

Quoted By:

>>10985246
I shit my pants laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 00:12:18 No.10991607 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988351
if this guys legit i think hes in the running for oldest anon award

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 00:12:27 No.10991608 Report

Quoted By: >>10991654

>>10989790
Protip: He knew he was going to die and feigned disgust towards you so that you could disassociate yourself from him and not feel the pain about his death. He loved you so much that he wanted you to forget about him and think nothing after he was gone forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 00:14:41 No.10991624 Report

Quoted By:

>>10987995
Gunslinger reference, omagawd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 00:17:29 No.10991637 Report

Quoted By:

>>10984663
Should have worn a helmet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 00:20:37 No.10991654 Report

Quoted By: >>10993580

>>10991608

Not that poster, but this seems unlikely. Perhaps he was in a demented state of mind?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 00:28:34 No.10991692 Report

Quoted By:

>>10985932
You are a fucking idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 00:34:59 No.10991730 Report

Quoted By:

>>10987315
Where can I read up on suicide?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 00:37:36 No.10991749 Report

Quoted By:

>>10987543
Stay away from that McDonalds. Shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 00:51:32 No.10991830 Report

Quoted By: >>10991887 >>10991897

>Afghanistan, 2003
>Capture multiple Taliban prisoners
>One starts gobbing off in a Birminghan accent about how we can't hand him over to the ANA because he's British
>We decide to execute him for the lulz
>Blow his head off with a 9mm while he begs for his life
>Bury him in a shallow grave
>To this day, not a single fuck given

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 00:59:04 No.10991887 Report

Quoted By:

>>10991830

I know one of the Scottish regiments heard Brummie and London accents coming from a few yards to their front but I didn't know anyone picked up any Brit natives. They were just dealt with like any other militant.

We picked up two Chechens and they honestly thought we were going to hand them over to the Russians. Turns out they'd been lied to by their Mullah (fancy that, eh?) and informed that the Russians were back in Afghanistan with NATO backing, so had got to Pakistan for "religious reasons" and crossed the border to help fight.

We handed them over to some darksiders. God knows what they did with them but I bet it wasn't pretty.

Of course, this is all assuming you aren't talking out your arse and I've accidentally given you some information to continue walty stories on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 01:00:16 No.10991897 Report

Quoted By: >>10991915

>>10991830
this is the typical attitude of coalition soldiers.

gutter trash and street scum, the whole lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 01:03:40 No.10991915 Report

Quoted By:

>>10991897

He's probably making it up due to Cooey Dooey Modern Hurrfare fantasies, but we didn't take prisoners.

Best one I ever saw, and this will rile your lentil eating mates down at Starbucks, was a captured Terry commander being taken up in a Chinook blindfolded. He'd been led to the Chinook with a promise that if he didn't talk he'd be off out the back of it. The pilot lifted it about 10 feet off the ground. The NCO in the back called out altitudes in Arabic and once he got to 5000 feet he booted him out the back.

The ten foot fall onto the runway give us all a great laugh but when we realised he'd had a heart attack, shat himself and died we quickly got our stories straight.

The things I did for money, eh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 01:17:27 No.10992004 Report

Quoted By:

>>10991087
Stop watching Breaking Bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 01:17:40 No.10992006 Report

Quoted By: >>10992025 >>10992029

Lol @ Walt. I was in Baghdad when you where in your dad's bag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 01:20:29 No.10992025 Report

Quoted By:

>>10992006

That must have been a challenge since when Baghdad fell you were apparently in Afghan slotting Terries. Plus, the only units we had in Baghdad were 22 SAS and some air support roles.

Tell us the one about the RSMs daughter and the regimental nick...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 01:20:57 No.10992029 Report

Quoted By:

>>10992006
I was fightin in the african desert before you got your first playboy kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 01:25:02 No.10992064 Report

Quoted By:

It's an expression you fucking bellsniff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 01:51:54 No.10992239 Report

Quoted By: >>10992262

I have 2 stories, but neither are mine:
> wife works in a salon, and one of the regulars is a energetic 6 yr old boy.
> this time something is different, boy is quiet and distant.
>mother tells my wife that boy was walking home from school alone, >motorcyclist takes a digger right in front of him
> no helmet ftl.
>guy dies in front of kid and the kid is alone. 5 minutes pass before next person comes by.
> kid traumatized as fuck.
cont..story two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 01:57:00 No.10992262 Report

Quoted By:

>>10992239 cont...
>father in law driving home from work years and years ago.
> old cj jeep with the top down in front.
> jeep goes out of control and rolls.
> driver gets decapitated by roll bar.
> her dad still won't get into my jeep.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:08:49 No.10992330 Report

Quoted By:

>>10984468
>>10984510

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:32:16 No.10992474 Report

Quoted By: >>10992498

>friend is watching his parents' friend's house
>invites me, another girl, and our friend over
>girl i was cool with, we had some classes together
>sup guys
>we all try to sleep in the same bed because it was giant and comfy as fuck (me and the girl called the bed but my friends fought us for it)
>friend 2 and I cant sleep, we go to the living room
>friend 2 falls asleep watching TV
>hears girl crying, hears friends voice faintly
>dont do anything because awkward
>find out days later that he molested her
>stop talking to guy
>guy leaves town, I dont know exactly what happened, I stayed out of it
>girl kills herself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:35:11 No.10992493 Report

Quoted By: >>10992504

Setk !!vFuTojxzNq+

Setk !!vFuTojxzNq+ Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:35:42 No.10992498 Report

Quoted By: >>10992528 >>10992568 >>10992662

>>10992474
you should too, for being so careless. you could have stopped it you fucking pussy. and you just sat on the couch and watched tv.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:35:54 No.10992504 Report

Quoted By:

>>10992493
double post my bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:37:50 No.10992528 Report

Quoted By:

>>10992498
yeah i already know all of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:42:52 No.10992568 Report

Quoted By:

>>10992498
>blaming someone for someone else killing herself
manchild detected

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:46:39 No.10992598 Report

Quoted By:

>>10985246
I'm feel so bad for laughing like an idiot at this for 5 minutes straight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:48:08 No.10992612 Report

Quoted By:

>>10985932
You type like a 12 year old that just discovered Reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:51:21 No.10992629 Report

Quoted By: >>10992648

>>10987949
>yes, I did finish my ice cream and my girlfriends.
>I did finish my ice cream and my girlfriends.
>finish my ice cream and my girlfriends.
>ice cream and my girlfriends.
>girlfriends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:52:23 No.10992636 Report

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>Be me
>Be walking downtown Atlanta coming back from seeing a play with the ladyfriend
>Be very late at night, and we look very young(we look about 16, were both 21)
>See group of redguards blocking bath in front of us
>Fucking staring at us the entire time were walking towards them
>Walk past them, hear one say "now, get them"
>Turn around to them rushing us from about 20 yards away, 2 of the 5 have knives
>Pull CZP01 and shoot at the one directly in front of me, one of the guys with the knife
>All his friends scatter while he falls to the ground screaming
>"YOU SHOT ME MAN, WHAT THE FUCK, YOU SHOT ME"
>He started crying
>Called the police immediately
>He dies from blood loss
It kinda sucked having to kill someone, but I didn't know what they were going to do, all I knew is I didn't want me or my fiance getting hurt. Police deemed it self defense. The others were caught when they tried to go to the hospital because one of them got shot aswell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:53:10 No.10992642 Report

Quoted By: >>10992658

>>10991298
you ended a Fucking vacation over a dying dog? seriously? it's a Fucking dog. you can buy another one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:53:33 No.10992648 Report

Quoted By:

>>10992629
He's implying he ate his girlfriends ice cream

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:53:34 No.10992649 Report

Quoted By: >>10992687

>On computer playing vidya
>Grandmas in the other room sitting on her ass
>20 minutes later get up to get something
>Grandma doesn't look too good, stereotypical dead pose, mouth wide open
>Call mom, tell her grandma might be dead
>Gets home calls 911
>Ends up dying, mom asks why I didn't call the cops first
>Lol fuck grandma

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:54:38 No.10992658 Report

Quoted By: >>10992733

>>10992642
>faggot who never had a pet
have fun being a socially stunted autistic for the rest of your life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:55:03 No.10992662 Report

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>>10992498
fuck you pal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:58:23 No.10992687 Report

Quoted By:

>>10992649

lol'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 02:59:22 No.10992699 Report

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>>10991112
Oh my god this is... beyond funny. Jesus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 03:03:18 No.10992733 Report

Quoted By: >>10992737 >>10992763

>>10992658
I've had 4 dogs actually. 2 Bassett hounds, 1 dachshund, and currently have a German Shepard. it didn't bother me when the other ones died. it's just an animal. I sure as hell wouldn't pay a vet to put them down. .22 shells are a whole lot cheaper than vet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 03:04:22 No.10992737 Report

Quoted By:

>>10992733
Careful, if you keep being that edgy you might cut yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 03:06:14 No.10992751 Report

Quoted By:

>>10991112
WOOBODOOBOO is now a meme.

scary

scary Sun 23 Sep 2012 03:07:22 No.10992760 Report

Quoted By:

>>10991112
this is magnificent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 03:08:04 No.10992763 Report

Quoted By:

>>10992733
so edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 03:08:37 No.10992769 Report

Quoted By:

watched a woman OD in a tesco car park when i went to buy some medecine for my girlfriends cold at like 2am. womans boyfriend walked off having bought the strongbow. would have done first aid but she was fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 03:16:58 No.10992810 Report

Quoted By:

>>10986817
You fucking people, I love and fear you at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 03:18:22 No.10992816 Report

Quoted By: >>10992821

>Born in 1988
>Be 2001
>Grams sleeps in room with me cause I'm scared of spooky.
>Wake up.
>Pops choking.
>Dad screaming.
>Grams screaming
>Go out to hallway to pops and grams room.
>Grams giving pops CPR.
>Pops puking up Chef Boy'areheartattack
>Grams relentlessly giving pops CPR
>Dads screaming.
>Little brother and sister screaming.
>I'm screaming.
>Pops dies of heart attack.

>Been a complete scum fuck since.

I will always remember the spaghetti...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 03:19:47 No.10992821 Report

Quoted By:

>>10992816
>Be 2000

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 03:20:51 No.10992826 Report

Quoted By:

>be 17
>sitting at intersection, first time driving new car
>other side turns and people go
>see out of the corner of my eye a pickup coming from the right
>obviously not stopping
>holyfuck.jpg
>everything in slow motion all of the sudden
>truck slams into little van
>woman in van crashes through her windshield
>brains skid across asphalt, body is like a ragdoll

i'll never forget that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 03:41:57 No.10992924 Report

Quoted By:

is this thread archived yet? it's thoroughly worthy of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 03:53:51 No.10993003 Report

Quoted By:

>>10984468
>bout 14
>Watching other side of highway, going in the same direction
>Guy on motorcycle tailing a large truck (not 18wheeler more like a dumptruck)
>huh he's kinda close
>Motorcycle flips forward, guy skids across asphalt, helmet shattering
>Brains everywhere, limp body
>Bout 10min later they airlifted him away (gg)

>be 16, driving to and from school all on my own hurr durr
>Let a lady get in front of me cuz I'm nice
>We get to intersection
>Guy perpendicular runs the red light
>Car in front of me crushed like a soda can
>Family of 4 inside, don't remember fatality but one of the kids died
>Would have been me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:00:23 No.10993042 Report

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>at a patriots game
>chillin with dad and brother
>suddenly my brothers like 'look over there!'
>dudes head is completely back in his seat, lifeless
>paramedics rush over
>take him away

here comes the bad part

>his wife, and 3-5 year old son ran away crying their fucking eyes out

He later died.

Shit STILL haunts me.

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/09/chicopee_man_who_suffered_appa.html

I prayed for that fucker for a long time. Creeped me out, and I repressed it till now. Just, fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:01:29 No.10993049 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988660

>You're voting for Obama again, am I correct?

It's a two party system.

People don't vote Democrat, they vote Not-Republican.

I'm sorry, but I'm a right-leaning libertarian, and while I'm more than willing to concede Romney is adequate as far as fiscal issues are concerned, the man is still batshit. Is Obama ideal? No, far from it. But the Republican party has been pants-on-head retarded for more than 20 years now.

Come on, you seem sharp enough to know this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:09:36 No.10993090 Report

Quoted By:

>>10985932
You're such a faggot. Go to reddit please, not here.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:11:50 No.10993102 Report

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>be 9
>at cousins house about 9:30pm
>hear screeching tires and loud SMASH
>"HOLY SHIT!" we all go look
>see small pickup truck wrapped around a tree
>get closer hearing woman screaming
>WOOBODOOBOO.mpg
>driver motionless and passenger woman bleeding
>crowd forming everyone like WTF
>we walked in side and continued playing GI Joe not realizing we just saw a dead guy and a girl die..

next day we find out 4 kids from Minneapolis, MN stole two cars from a dealership. they ran from the cops and got chased until they crashed in Rice Lake, WI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:12:15 No.10993104 Report

Quoted By: >>10993163

>>10988660
reddit pls leave. you're embarrassing me, I showed my girlfriend all your posts and we're really weirded out by you. You really should be embarrassed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:19:22 No.10993144 Report

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>>10989696
>I refuse to believe any functional 23 year old would type like that.
That's lovely. We have adults in their 50s who still believe the earth was created in six days, it's only a few thousand years old, and refuse to believe differently. A person can explain a dozen times over why they're not only wrong but also deliberately and willfully stupid. Geologic records, evolutionary adaptations, on and on, and it simply does-not sink in. They refuse to believe it and that's final.

Somehow, I'm not in the slightest bit surprised that you're choosing to join them in a similar form of stupidity. Even after the literary motivation for adopting that "voice" was deliberately spelled out for you, no less.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:19:27 No.10993145 Report

Quoted By: >>10993189

>>10985932
>go to the range at least twice a month whether I have time for it or not.
Impossible, you went there so you have time for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:23:09 No.10993163 Report

Quoted By:

>>10993104
>I showed my girlfriend all your posts and we're really weirded out by you.
Oh my goodness... now THERE's a reason to stop posting, whatever little cunt your currently banging doesn't like them. Please convey my heartfelt apologies to her.

>You really should be embarrassed.
Not nearly as much as you should be since you obviously believe that she's a credible source to validate your opinion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:25:20 No.10993179 Report

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> Couple of years ago

> At mall with mom waiting in line for some chick fil a

> Neckbeard old guy in front of us, looking really nervous

> All of the sudden hear what seems to be a marching of footsteps

> 10 cops and 2 guys in suits who I would presume to be FBI agents

> They all yell at him to get down, everyone starts panicking and the neckbeard old guy runs off to this nearby glass door that leads down to the parking complex

> Mall has big glass windows so you can down into the parking complex, everyone including mom and me rushes nearby to see whats going on as all the cops sprint in the same door to chase after him

> Hear some people yelling along with a gunshot

> Guy got headshotted by a police sniper after he threatened he had a baby in the car with him once he got in

> See his head go flying back and his body slouch over the steering wheel

> The bullet impact was on the other side(so you couldn't see), but blood rapidly starts to stain the tan interior of the car

> Everyone freaking out, black lady screaming "OH LAWD, OH LAWD. OH LAWD", everyone shocked

> Guy didn't have baby in car with him, his wife apparently called the cops on him because she found out that he was making CP of his granddaughter and selling it on deepweb for money(real bad idea)

That must be horrifying for his son, or anyone who had a child get raped/killed. I worked in a daycare during my teen years and most of the kids there where great, disturbing to think why anyone would want to hurt them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:26:52 No.10993189 Report

Quoted By: >>10993368

>>10993145
Over-literalist much?

Let me guess... when someone tells to "make time" for an extra project or a rush job, you actually tell them that it's technically impossible to do so.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:30:31 No.10993205 Report

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>2009
>be 23
>driving to work
>at a redlight
>car next to me runs over the stop
>hits another car
>people at the car with right way got tbone
>the screams of pain
>see a lady with no arms crying for her life
>it took 10 minutes for the ambulance and police to arrive
>i had to stay there to give my report to the police
>the driver of the did not make it see her face cover in blood with a gash like a canadian from south park
>arrive hour late to work told my manager what happen, sends be back home
>just to be hunted by the screams on my sleeps for many days

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:36:17 No.10993235 Report

Quoted By: >>10993251 >>10993254

>>10988660
Jesus, no 11 year old thinks like that. I was a weird faggy little kid when I was eleven and I didn't think, talk, or write like that. Go fingerbang yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:37:00 No.10993238 Report

Quoted By: >>10993324

Only action I actually saw during my tour:

>be combat medic
>fireteam clears building
>none of our guys get hurt
>three of their guys are dead
>one of their guys is wounded
>try to treat him
>he's just too fucked up and it's pointless
>keep working anyway just so he's not too scared
>he says "America, I piss. Accident, sorry."
>I don't really know what he means at first
>Notice he's pissed himself
>"It's okay."
>His eyes glaze over and then he's gone
>Feels bad man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:39:10 No.10993251 Report

Quoted By: >>10993268

>>10993235

>Jesus, no 11 year old thinks like that.

I don't think it was meant to be taken as a literal translation of the inner workings of an 11 year old mind. In fact, at the risk of sounding condescending, I think that's fairly obvious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:39:30 No.10993254 Report

Quoted By: >>10993268 >>10993272

>>10993235
>Jesus, no 11 year old thinks like that. I was a weird faggy little kid when I was eleven and I didn't think, talk, or write like that.

No true Scotsman fallacy. Whoops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:42:32 No.10993268 Report

Quoted By: >>10993282 >>10993283

>>10993251
then what the hell was it supposed to be

>>10993254
notice how i didn't offer my own case as the only evidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:43:22 No.10993272 Report

Quoted By: >>10993290 >>10993298 >>10993331

>>10993254
Could you please, please just stop posting? I've read everything you've posted and you're...just... really awful. Please just stop. You're shitting up the thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:45:54 No.10993282 Report

Quoted By:

>>10993268
>notice how i didn't offer my own case as the only evidence.
Notice how you made an unsupported universal declaration.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:46:04 No.10993283 Report

Quoted By: >>10993289

>>10993268

>then what the hell was it supposed to be

I imagine anon was lampooning the innocent idiocy of childhood, but I can only speculate.

I mean, it's a very common literary device. I'm not sure how you got to this point in your life without seeing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:47:28 No.10993289 Report

Quoted By: >>10993305 >>10993351

>>10993283
I do not think this was an instance of a successful execution of voice, and I distrust you because you think it is. Voice should never distract from the content. I would think that you would know this, having apparently graduated with high honors from the Iowa Writer's Workshop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:47:38 No.10993290 Report

Quoted By: >>10993331

>>10993272

All that anon did was post a relevant story, it is the autistic fucktards that attacked the style of the post which are shitting up the thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:48:13 No.10993298 Report

Quoted By: >>10993331

>>10993272
>You're shitting up the thread.
...and by contrast the unhappy little dipshits who insist on turning this thread into something that belongs in /lit/ -aren't- shitting it up at all.

First class reasoning, sport. First class all the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:49:29 No.10993305 Report

Quoted By: >>10993331

>>10993289

>I do not think this was an instance of a successful execution of voice

Subjective, I didn't see a problem with it. Especially given that it's a fucking greentext story on a messageboard thread destined for timeout sooner or later.

>I would think that you would know this, having apparently graduated with high honors from the Iowa Writer's Workshop.

I don't know where you got this impression from. Unless you're confusing me with another anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:50:06 No.10993308 Report

Quoted By:

>>10988619
>puts a shit up my shirt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:52:49 No.10993324 Report

Quoted By:

>>10993238
>he says "America, I piss. Accident, sorry."
>I don't really know what he means at first
>Notice he's pissed himself
>"It's okay."
>His eyes glaze over and then he's gone

I read this and started crying and I don't even fucking know why

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:54:44 No.10993331 Report

Quoted By:

>>10993290
>>10993298
>>10993305
>>10993272
Hey, crazy idea, how about everyone just stop fucking talking about her? Can we agree to do that?

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:56:39 No.10993347 Report

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>One of best, coolest, child hood friends goes missing
>Apparently he has been depressed, been missing for a about a day.
>Me and his other close friends form search party to find.
>Searching woods (his favorite place) just me and one other friend.
>Find him hanging from a tree by the neck from a rope.
>Traumatized

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:57:15 No.10993349 Report

Quoted By: >>10993481

>>Yankee at a Southern college
>>Join a fraternity to fit in
>>Mad dog mixer
>>Be there on a date with hot biracial chick
>>Dancing white boy dance, grinding with chick, getting somewhere.
>>Older frat brother dickhead storms in and says what's this nigger shit and puts on Sweet Home Alabama.
>>Date storms out.
>>Want to kill this motherfucker, not so much because he's a cocksucker racist who has just cockblocked me but because I fucking hate Sweet Home Alabama.
>>Punch window instead and do not follow through.
>>Index finger tendon sliced clean through and shoots up into my arm.
>>Somebody drives me to the hospital and dumps me in the parking lot.
>>Be a full moon. Apparently this always means the ER is full of whack job casualties.
>>Bleeding something terrible from hand, handed a towel and told to wait in make-shift triage space because ER is overflowing.
>>Victim closest to me was stabbed multiple times by his wife, gut is a mess.
>>ER doc trying to explain they need to put in a catheter. Guy going ballistic. NO! NO! NO!
>>They bring in four orderlies to hold guy down.
>>Catheter goes in, guys screams like a fucking stuck pig. A scream to haunt your nightmares.
>>Guy dies then and there from the trauma.
>>Only person left to work on me is a student.
>>Botches job and hands doesn't work right to the day.
>>Ever typing the word "catheter" rustles my jimmies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:57:50 No.10993351 Report

Quoted By: >>10993416 >>10993448 >>10993451

>>10993289
>I do not think this was an instance of a successful execution of voice, and I distrust you because you think it is.

You're certainly entitled to your opinion of my writing style, anon. Given what's frequently spewed out around here with no gilding from the author whatsoever, I'm the least of your worries.

>Voice should never distract from the content.
In point of fact, it didn't. Judging from the unhappy hand-wringing on this thread, it's brought the content into much sharper focus... e.g. "you weirded me out", "mah pussy got the scairds", "you shouldn't own no guns because I didn't get what you were doing." etc...

My submission, sad and ugly as it was, is getting far MORE attention because of the voice used than much more intense and horrible incidents on this thread. In that context, it's been a smashing success. One certainly not to be repeated since its purpose was obviously lost on the audience, but it definitely ensured the content was read, scrutinized, debated and discussed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 04:59:14 No.10993368 Report

Quoted By: >>10993423 >>10993432 >>10993509

>>10993189
omg creeper much?
did i ask for u to say anything no? no i didnt so pls go wierdo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:04:36 No.10993416 Report

Quoted By:

>>10993351

Dunno why you got jumped on for such stupid shit, bro. Just wanted to let you know that you're not universally hated for seemingly no reason.

This is coming from somebody who probably doesn't share your political opinion, too (near as I can tell). So these jackasses really have no excuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:06:04 No.10993423 Report

Quoted By: >>10993519

>>10993368
creeper? you're an idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:07:01 No.10993432 Report

Quoted By: >>10993519

>>10993368
"LIEK DID I ASK U FOR A RESPONSE ON A MESSAGE BOARD?? NO I DID NOT"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:09:22 No.10993448 Report

Quoted By: >>10993477 >>10993524

>>10993351

Shut the fuck up dude, 99% of everybody in the thread thinks you're a retard, maybe it's time to move on. You haven't a shred of dignity left, and all these attempts to sound intelligent are really just embarrassing. For somebody who pretends to be smart you're still too stupid to know when to shut the fuck up. I can see right through you though, at heart you're still a redneck inbred classless loser. Your desperate attempts to appear intelligent make you so transparent it's like a skellington popped out. Now go away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:09:49 No.10993451 Report

Quoted By: >>10993601

>>10993351
Except the content wasn't discussed at all. Your story could have been cool, but it wasn't. Popularity doesn't mean a successful story, keeping in line with narrative aesthetics.

You know what? Case fucking closed. Your story was a work of pure genius. A smashing success. Five pointed stars. A marvel of how hypertext enables global dissemination of unique perspective engendered by the rare freedoms of complete anonymity and its effects via the deloading the burdens of social and political capital. I'm going to do you all a favor and stop posting. Fuck every single one of you.

>implying 4chan was ever good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:10:52 No.10993459 Report

Quoted By:

>>10991138

8 murders and gang war on my street so far this year. I live in fucking CT. Go figure. Last night some kid was stabbed to death 10 ft from my house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:13:17 No.10993477 Report

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>>10993448
Oh and for the record, I own a gun and vote Repub, and it's mongrel dogs like you that make me disgusted with my own party affiliation. Can't keep your fucking mouths shut, you make all of us look like idiots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:13:56 No.10993481 Report

Quoted By:

>>10993349
>punching a window out of anger
How could you ever think that would be a good idea?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:18:20 No.10993509 Report

Quoted By: >>10993519

>>10993368
>10993368
omg u gotta reply! an' on /x/ 2! sooo scairy!

do we need ur permission to tell u to fuck off? no i dont think so faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:19:55 No.10993519 Report

Quoted By:

>>10993423
>>10993432
>>10993509
wow u fuckers wonder why ur alone
LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:20:40 No.10993524 Report

Quoted By:

>>10993448
>Shut the fuck up dude, 99% of everybody in the thread thinks you're a retard,
Argumentum ad populum.
-followed by-
Argumentum ad hominem
-followed by-
just shut up shut up shut up.

Stay classy, /x/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:22:51 No.10993532 Report

Quoted By:

>>10984551
>On a trip in 1999 I went to Romania, and visited some of the orphanages there.

lol why would you visit orphanages on a trip to a random ass country?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:23:35 No.10993541 Report

Quoted By:

>be a kid
>watching my cat come over from across the street
>car zooms past runs over cats head
>car drives off without stopping
>had to pick up dead mutilated cat off the street
tfw a kindly hobo helped me out
tfw i cried on the sidewalk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:27:32 No.10993564 Report

Quoted By:

>earlier today
>sparrow flies into workshop
>boss goes full retard to scare sparrow out
>sparrow goes to mach 2 and flies towards closed window
>WOOBODOOBOO.mp3
>I carry its gently twitching body outside and lay it down in the grass
>feel like a dick for being a member of the race that invented glass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:28:32 No.10993571 Report

Quoted By:

>>10990002
Damn man. My best friend died back in 2009. I didn't see it happen, but I still know how you feel somewhat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:28:52 No.10993572 Report

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>be 19
>be 9/11
>be bike courier
>be in financial district two blocks away from twin towers
>when the planes hit I go help police officers and firefighters
>towers coming down
>sprint about 40m
>see man fall next to me
>go back to him
>debris start to hit
>dust darkness
>force propels me
>dust clears
>mans arm is in my hands

Still don't know how I survived, went to therapy for months and never figured out who the guy was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:29:39 No.10993578 Report

Quoted By:

saw a guy die in his sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:29:50 No.10993580 Report

Quoted By:

>>10991654
This is actually some sort of strange mechanism for some people.

In relationships, when one person wants to break up, but the other person is still having good feelings, the person who wants to break up will act like a cunt, not because they hate their significant other, but because they want their significant other to hate them, so when they break it off the significant other will care less.

It's harder to say with people who have died, because they don't really get to explain their actions after-the-fact. If they've always been kind hearted towards you, then towards the end when they know they're going to die soon, they act in a spiteful manner, it could be that same mechanism. It could just be dementia, but generally they'd be exhibiting other signs, not just being an asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:31:15 No.10993583 Report

Quoted By:

lady died of cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:32:05 No.10993588 Report

Quoted By:

I saw my grandma die in the hospital after a brain aneurism, I also rode in the back of the truck with the coffin. This was Mexico so the coffin was taken over by flatbed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:32:32 No.10993593 Report

Quoted By:

old man died of old age

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:34:33 No.10993601 Report

Quoted By:

>>10993451
>Except the content wasn't discussed at all.
Wrong. If people are whining that I shouldn't own firearms, they're doing so based on the fact they were discussed in the text.

>Popularity doesn't mean a successful story, keeping in line with narrative aesthetics.
I've got some bad news for you, champ. That's EXACTLY how success is measured. Stephie-poo Meyer is a flaming success! A thundering herd of critics barrel-assed across the literary landscape with the same kind of criticisms you're making. They raised a ton of dust and left a carpet of droppings in the press. They brayed about the woman's writing style, how badly cliched her characters are, on and on. But her boosk are popular, she's a success, and jokers like you for all your literary discernment and dickering over narrative aesthetics... aren't.

Keep that in mind the next time you have to re-read another rejection slip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:39:55 No.10993629 Report

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I was at this concert, a girl got trampled and died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmD49G0keY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:53:56 No.10993711 Report

Quoted By: >>10993721 >>10994635

>minor league baseball game
>be 12
>foul ball goes back into stands
>lady with a baby walker (like the thing you put infants in) goes for ball
>ball curves
>lands in stroller with a wet THUD
>lady loses it
>dont hear crying
>security and medics escourt her to special room
Over a $2 souvineer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:55:53 No.10993718 Report

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>>10991200
not really. imagine you have to tie it so the knot will hold. maybe 4 feet long at best. i know. i string my guitar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 05:56:18 No.10993721 Report

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>>10993711
I lol'd. Would have paid to see that happen.

Lucky bastard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 06:29:50 No.10993900 Report

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>be about twelve
>late at night
>trying to sleep, wake up to mother fretting in the living room
>she’s wailing “mom! are you okay? mom!”
>never heard my mother like this before
>wailing continues until my brother goes into room
>”call 911! don’t wake your sister, I don’t want her to see this!”
>lay solemn in bed until I fall back asleep
>mother wakes me in the morning and says grandma died before ambulance even got to our house
didn't see anything but oh god, the distressing cries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 07:39:11 No.10994322 Report

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>>10988660
You're really not helping to show that you're not a faggy weirdo retard as much as you think you are. Actually you seem to be even more of a weirdo fag than I initially suspected along with being batshit fucking insane. Seriously dude, get some help asap before you hurt somebody.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 08:25:22 No.10994635 Report

Quoted By: >>10995881

>>10993711
So the foul ball killed the baby?
Wtf, when did that happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2012 11:03:14 No.10995639 Report

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>>10984510

A fucking nigger. As always.

sage

sage Sun 23 Sep 2012 11:44:38 No.10995881 Report

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>>10994635
i think the lady landed on her baby

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