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I made direct contact with a UFO in the woods while hiking last night. It hovered near me about 30-40 ft away. We conversed. It sent me 'ideas' and 'thoughts' while I responded back audibly. Whoever said they can do the entire communication telepathically is full of shit. Somewhat disappointed that it was roughly same size as a 747 but impressed that it made no sound at all.

Now, I don't know how many of you will believe or even care about it but ask me anything. I asked it dozens of questions and got answers back. It shot off into the sky after I asked why they won't just take me away from this dreadful planet.