>>11752150Walking home one night, you notice all the candles in personal shack are lit. You finish vodka bottle as you approach your door. House is empty, and you made sure not to feed guard dog, but candles still go out. You check your pocket watch, small hand on 4, big hand on 1. You relise you'll be late for unpaid community service. At service, you find letter on floor. It's signed to you, from you. You open the letter, confused.
Inside reads "the out for watch watch"
You look at pocket watch. big hand on 4, little hand on one. You look at note again, it appears the 4th and 1st words have swapped places.
"Watch out for the watch."
You look at pocket watch again.
You realise watch is broken, and decide you must get it fixed. You also decide to cut back on vodka, so as to not send letters to yourself anymore. Such is life in mother Russia.