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Request any goals you wish, in this thread, whether they be social, mental, or spiritual. But know that they must be beneficial to you and NOT disadvantageous to others.

Hello my friends I have something to share with you. I don't care if you believe me or not, but you should. I have recently pushed the eclipse of my comprehension of the truth. Unfortunately this new power, this new ability to manipulate the aether, comes at a price.

I must perform a beneficial minor deed to at least a few people or a significant action to one.
This is not joke. It is in fact crucial to the continuation of my spiritual balance. I will take requests, but know that it is such actions are very trying. Questions of this my knew paradigm are also welcomed.