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Can we get a NOPE thread going? I'll start.

>Be 6 or so
>Going to aunts mansion all the way outside in the city
>in the middle of nowhere
>Wake up in the middle of the night around 3am or so
>Hear my aunt call my name softly
>Go outside
>Follow the voice all the way to the cellar that leads to huge creepy, weird basement
>See a black figure in the darkness tall as fuck (Nigger?)
>NOPE the fuck out
>Next morning tell aunt about what happened
>Aunt scared as fuck
>Tells me she wasn't here at all last night
>up in town with bf and shit my aunt does
>Forget that piece of shit that was tall as fuck and still scares me in my nightmares