So there's that thread.

You know, the one that says "if you don't post in this thread, your mother will die tonight" or something silly like that.

I'm not posting in the thread intentionally.

My mother is really unhappy. She's told me before that she wants her life to end because of how miserable she is, but she refuses to commit suicide. If she ends her own life, I won't get to cash in on her life insurance policy.

I'm not an emotional or spiritual moron, so I think she'd be better off dead. Especially if she and I would both benefit it. I love her more than anything and she loves me too. I just really want this for her. She wants it for me too.

I refuse to post in that thread.