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Heya /x/ I have a little bit of a story to tell and a question that needs some answering. Yesterday I tried to take my own life my jumping off an old abandoned building in my town. Now I am 100% sure that whoever jumps off this building will either A.Die or B.Get seriously hurt well I jumped off and blacked out as soon a I did I woke up about 3 hours later perfectly fine no broken bones no blood just a little dusty I even went back up the building to get my cellphone and found it right were I had left it when I had jumped so /x/ please explain this
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