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> Rent a new place with girlfriend
> Notice one of the stove burners in the kitchen constantly has a greasy black ring around it
> Scrub that motherfucker like it's no tomorrow
> Ring comes back
> Fuck! Scrub it more.
> Ring comes back.
> Etc.
> Make friends with neighbors
> Bring up former renters

> mfw the last guy who lived here killed his wife after holding her face to the stove burner
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