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It wasn't too long ago when my microwave was starting to go out. It would work sometimes and just go off randomly. I had to get a new one quickly because I wasn't much of a chef at the time and was living off of pizza rolls.

I didn't have much money so I ran by a family friend who owns a pawn shop. He said a microwave came in not too long ago and he would give it to me for the price he paid for it. That's when the odd events started to unfold.