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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 08:14:00 No.7551845 View View Reply Original Report

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NOPE stories general
>Driving north with a couple of friends late at night, a bit foggy
>come across a small town
>several houses have the windows open and lights on but not a single person in sight
>get the fuck out of there
>end up south of original location
NOPE

Returnererer

Returnererer Sun 01 May 2011 09:31:00 No.7552432 Report

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Continue

worlds with them, it was a very strange dream but I'm used to these things, all my life I've felt either my mental state is severely fucked or something is interested in me for whatever reAson, but I had eventually fallen back asleep only to hear this loud ringing in my ears, in my dream I was being taken to gate which I held the key to and the ringing was the cheers of thousands of men who had been sitting at the area of heaven for an eternity and only I had the power to let them in, this ringing got so intense that it would wake me up in fits of a sweat multiple times that night, I was unable to move but I could see perfectly, my mind stuck between reality and these nightmares I was having, stuck right in the grey area, guys im sure you don't want to hear anymore of what's happened in my life, I just wanted share a few things that's happened to me in my life, something is interested in my spirit, I just haven't ever figured out what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 09:33:00 No.7552455 Report

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>>7552432
Please, do share more.

Returnererer

Returnererer Sun 01 May 2011 09:42:00 No.7552525 Report

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It's not that I necessarily see spirits, I can just feel them, not ghosts, I feel evil, I feel the hate being produced through these dreams that I have, not so much dreams as visions, it's like I black out, I remember everything so perfectly though, it honestly feels like, I leave this body and my spirit travel to another place where I see these things, they can't be described, it's such a primal feeling, it's nothing that is in this reality, tere are no shapes, or textures, there are only thoughts and feelings, words that don't exist yet they make perfect sense, reality isn't reality where I have these dreAms, it feels as if something has it's grip working my spirit, and it alls on it whenever it pleases, why would I be any better off having seen and felt these things I have? Why me ya know fuck this shit dude, I really can't stand thinking about this, this shit has tortured me all my life, and the only people who give a shit are people on /x/ nit my family, not my gf, no one, nobody cares about this and there is nothing that will ever stop this nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 09:46:00 No.7552550 Report

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>>7552525
Have you ever found any drug-induced mental states to induce or change or affect in any way these things you talk about? ie: weed, salvia, acid, shrooms
Also, if you haven't before you should try talking to a psychiatrist, see if a person in that field has ever heard of anything like this.

Returnererer

Returnererer Sun 01 May 2011 09:47:00 No.7552572 Report

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The worst part is I know that these visions aren't real, there being put into my brain by something, i am not important but whatever is connected to me wants me to think I am, it's a sick fucking game being plate on my expense, and I can't stop it, it's a cruel joke and watching me suffer is what try feed off of

Returnererer

Returnererer Sun 01 May 2011 09:52:00 No.7552595 Report

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I have never done drugs, I drink alot because it numbs me, but I have considered the fact that I may have mental issues, I wish that's all this was, I hope it's all this is, then I wouldn't feel so deeply helpless as I do, I have been to psychiatrists and have never been diagnosed with anything, they think I am very imaginative, psh, that's why I never talk about this, it's all fun and games with everyone else, No one can see the shit it does to me

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 10:00:00 No.7552653 Report

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>>7552007
good to see you again, mr bond

muffin

muffin Sun 01 May 2011 10:35:00 No.7552924 Report

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>9 years old
>move into house
>previous tenant died in it
>get the room he died of a stroke in
>mother tells you this
>nope.jpg
>make pretendfriends with his ghost
>pretendhold his hand when you go to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 10:42:00 No.7552973 Report

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> Move into house.
> Put motion detector in basement hallway across from my bedroom for when the kids visit and need to use the bathroom.
> Motion detector goes off in the middle of the night.
> Check it out - nothing there, oh yeah, kids are at their mom's house.
> Replace batteries. Still happens.
> Replace motion detector. Still happens.
> Been here 10 years now. No mice, no droppings, an occasional spider, nothing big enough to set off motion detector.
> Never say anything about it to kids.
> Daughter sees man in her room. No one there.
> Nope. Nope. Nope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 10:47:00 No.7553022 Report

Quoted By: >>7553055 >>7553119 >>7553138 >>7556263

Not as scary as some of these, but still one of the biggest wtf moments I've had in a while

>Outside smoking at 5 am
>Wander into woods near house for no real reason
>Realize that I don't remember coming out for a cigarette
>Start to freak out and run back to house
>Trip, fall, gash open hand
>Wake up
>Check clock, 4am
>Notice hand is dirty and bleeding everywhere
>nnnnoooooope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 10:52:00 No.7553055 Report

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>>7553022
When you wake up naked in the backyard covered in blood, it certainly makes you think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 10:53:00 No.7553066 Report

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>>7553055
I woke up in my bed about an hour before I supposedly had my "accident", but I was still bleeding.

Heck, I still have the scar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 10:55:00 No.7553080 Report

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>>7553066

daylight savings, maybe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 10:56:00 No.7553087 Report

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>driving home late one night with friends, in a coversation and take wrong exit
>it's an exit that I know, wrong one, but I know it
>stop at the stop light at the bottom of the ramp off the highway
>Look left, then right, both total solid bitch black, utterly silent, not supposed to be like that at all.
>no distant lights, only stoplight at the bottom of the ramp, green, begging us to proceed.
>NOPE
>Back the fuck up the off ramp and continue on the highway to get home.

And that's how you avoid starring in horror movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:01:00 No.7553119 Report

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>>7553022
>>7553055
>>7553066
>Dubs in a row
>Nope.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:04:00 No.7553138 Report

Quoted By: >>7553153 >>7553163

>>7553022
>5am
>suddenly 4am
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:05:00 No.7553148 Report

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>Be 13, home alone
>Say something to self
>Hear it repeated by a chorus of children like 20 times
>Nope.avi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:06:00 No.7553153 Report

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>>7553138
I also have a time-traveling watch story, but that one was less spooky and more... inconvenient.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:06:00 No.7553163 Report

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>>7553138
The point. That's what that was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:24:00 No.7553273 Report

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>>7553153
AND BECAUSE NOBODY REQUESTED IT, HERE I GO ANYWAY

I have an old, beat-up watch that I bought for 20 bucks about five years ago. Despite never changing the battery and performing zero maintenance on it, it still manages to keep perfect time. I only have to adjust it for daylight savings, and bump it ahead a day when the calendar month has 30 days instead of 31.

Everyday I put this watch on before work or class, and every night when I get home I take it off and put it in the same uncluttered corner of my dresser. One morning I woke up, and lo and behold it was gone. I tore the whole fucking house apart looking for that watch, and eventually gave up and went to work. I couldn't find it that night, and the next morning I cleaned and organized everything and it was still gone.

Then a week later, I woke up and found it sitting on the same corner of my dresser, right where I'd left it. The time was right, but the date was nine days behind. It still keeps good time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:36:00 No.7553338 Report

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>Driving car down back road at night.
>Truck infront pulls off
>look down at speedometer to check speed and notice odomiter says 666.0….
>radio goes quiet, side of road gets dark, messes with bright lights, they wont turn on to reveal side of road.
>Nope…
>random vehicle ahead turns off were there is no road
>NOPE NOPE
> Foot stomps down speedometer hit 90+ >odomiter rolls over to 667.0
>every things goes back to normal….
>Wife and I have a simultaneous NOPE NOPE FUCKING NOPE!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:42:00 No.7553378 Report

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>get a paper cut
>go to run some cold water on it
>phone rings
>NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:43:00 No.7553382 Report

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>getting wasted drunk
>girl is flirting with me
>probably wants to fuck
>NOPE NOPE
>go to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:44:00 No.7553390 Report

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>open the closet door
>carefully take a jacket out
>put on the jacket
>look in the mirror
>NOPE
>jacket is too ugly
>put it back in the closet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:46:00 No.7553398 Report

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>gonna blow my nose
>tissues ran out
>nope
>go to bathroom and use toilet paper
>yep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:47:00 No.7553403 Report

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>working out
>weight falls on foot
>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
>pick it up casually
>everyone thinks im a boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:53:00 No.7553424 Report

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>>7553382
>>7553378
>>7553390
shut the fuck up samefag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:53:00 No.7553425 Report

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i say "NOPE" in my head after reading the last line of every story

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:54:00 No.7553433 Report

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I remember a while ago there was a thread with creepy sounding songs.

I got a link to one on youtube and it was awesome.

I don't remember the name but the pic to the left is sort of what the album cover looked like.

The song really helped set the mood for the creepypasta.

I sure one of you /x/philes knows what I'm talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:58:00 No.7553452 Report

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>Exist for 18 years.
>NOPE.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 11:58:00 No.7553453 Report

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>>7551988
>clenched fists
you could use one of these, bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 12:01:00 No.7553465 Report

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>>7553424
>kid acts like an even younger kid
>doesn't have a nope story in a nope thread
>NOPE
>i reply with a nope story

Aeris !Aeris47Q2o

Aeris !Aeris47Q2o Sun 01 May 2011 12:26:00 No.7553652 Report

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Y'all Niggers posting in a Troll thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 12:48:00 No.7553781 Report

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>Hear footsteps almost every night.
>Hear breathing almost every night.
>Everybody gets freaked out by my house
>Over the years there have been a few alleged "sightings"
>Whenever house is empty, hear family come back with shopping about 5 times
>Been like this since I moved here at 3 years old
>If something bad were going to happen, it would have happened years ago

>Thanks for looking over me, ghost bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 12:54:00 No.7553809 Report

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>30 min ago
> watching Ghost Adventures on my gooksung tv
> crazy scene comes on
> door fucking closes by itself
> check to see if it was dad
> dad's asleep
> windows closed
> stood there for another 4 seconds to see if anything else happens
> FUCKING DOOR OPENS BY ITSELF
> shat a perfect replica of the statue of liberty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 12:54:00 No.7553814 Report

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scary

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 12:56:00 No.7553825 Report

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>Last night
>Laying in bed with my eyes closed
>Open them
>See black shadow figure that looks like a girl sitting next to me in bed
>She disappears after a few seconds
>feelsbadman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 13:07:00 No.7553895 Report

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>>7553825

stop watching the blair witch project

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 13:08:00 No.7553903 Report

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>don't graduate from high school
>can't find a job
>suddenly Homeland Security has thousands of positions open
>apply and get accepted into TSA
>working late one night, about to go home
>lone man walks up to scanner
>try to run scanner but it malfunctions
>approach him, but something is wrong
>tell him I have to pat him down
>he stares at me and doesn't say a word
>pat him down anyway
>GROPE.jpg
>walk the dinosaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 13:10:00 No.7553920 Report

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>In a hotel
>Stepped out to get a drink at vending machines 30 min. ago
>Lights go out at far end of hallway
>Look down hallway
>See very tall man in suit
>Recall threads on /x/
>NOPE the fuck right back into room and lock door

Xenomorph !QFjgKKsUc6

Xenomorph !QFjgKKsUc6 Sun 01 May 2011 13:10:00 No.7553923 Report

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>>7553903
I'm not sure I could do your job. But I do have some questions for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 13:10:00 No.7553926 Report

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>be 8 years old.
>no one home running around being stupid having fun at 1:00 because my parents didn't get home till late.
>gets cold
>shadow of person that doesn't exist glides across wall for 5 seconds.
>NOPE 20 houses down outside

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 13:12:00 No.7553941 Report

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>go see Fast Five
>Dwayne Johnsons Character is looking at a heist photo in computer
>Car passes by camera
>Tells guy to pause at car
>Zoom and Enhance
>"Sir their covered with masks.
>Dwayne says to do "eye matching"
>They find the protagonists
>WITH THE EYES ONLY
NOOOPPPEEEE.JPEG

Xenomorph !QFjgKKsUc6

Xenomorph !QFjgKKsUc6 Sun 01 May 2011 13:15:00 No.7553965 Report

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>>7553923
>couldn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 13:18:00 No.7553990 Report

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>taking shower
>hear the back door open
>look at bottom of the bathroom door and see shadow
>mom must be home
>get out of shower
>no one is home
>power goes out
>NOPE the fuck in my room

Tonicle !!w/0CsanDg1I

Tonicle !!w/0CsanDg1I Sun 01 May 2011 13:21:00 No.7554010 Report

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>about to head to bed
>storming out
>lighting super bright lights up hole room
>count it to see how close it is, thinking it's close
>count to 12
>fucking BOOOO...10 seconds long
>Nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 13:23:00 No.7554027 Report

Quoted By: >>7556589

what is NOPE?
> newfag here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 13:26:00 No.7554057 Report

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>about 7 or 8
>wake up in the middle of the night
>walk out into hall and about to go into the bathroom which is right next to my room
>door SLAMS shut as i get close to it
>NOPE, back in my room

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 13:30:00 No.7554088 Report

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>>7551988
>clenched fists

I do this whenever I get freaked out, even though I've never really fought anyone. Just makes me feel like a badass I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 13:50:00 No.7554240 Report

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newfag here
> open /x/ for the first time
> start reading thread
> start asking myself whats NOPE
> another newfag makes the same question
> ppl stop posting in thread
> NOPE.jpg (?)

Tonicle !!w/0CsanDg1I

Tonicle !!w/0CsanDg1I Sun 01 May 2011 14:14:00 No.7554402 Report

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>be 6 years old with two brothers
>it's bed time
>lights are off but sill some light
>all three of us see an alien shadow crawling around the room
>all nope and discuss
>decide it's nothing and to find the source of it
>can't trace the shadow to anything
>FUCKING NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 14:25:00 No.7554455 Report

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1998 20 yrs old working at target distribution center. Its january and it's been snowing all night. Leave work in my 1972 olds delta 88. Get totwo way overpass. Black ice under scnoow start spinning out counter clockwise. Black caddy in other lane oncoming. Cars front missing caddy by a ticks hair length. As I'm spinning time seems to hang. I see the drives face. Small black eyes set far back old low brim hat and a smile from ear to ear. Stop spinning. Look in rearveiw mirror to see there no caddy heading away from me. Drive home rest of the way 45 min drive with sterio blasting and dome light on. Don't sleep rest of the night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 14:30:00 No.7554482 Report

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>On the computer
>Hear a car pull up in the driveway
>Look outside, of course there's a car, but I don't recognize it
>It stays there for a good half hour and then leaves

It was too dark to see who it was. And I wanted police involvement less than he probably did.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 14:42:00 No.7554561 Report

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>have sleep paralysis
>in a dream like state of consciousness than actually being awake
>see a completely black mass in a shape of a person unable to make out any facial features lying on top of me
>see this huge owl peering in through my window
>freaking the fuck out
>I somehow manage to grab my camera and take several clear pictures of what is happening
>a mouse/rodent thing starts to run all over my body; crawling behind my head and everything
>at this point my state of consciousness is more awake than dreamlike
>the rodent thing runs across my face
>I FEEL THE TAIL BRUSH THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH
>have a false awakening
>going through my morning routine
>have the biggest sense of dread of despair I have ever felt
>realize my eyes are closed for some reason
>open them; the surroundings are completely unrecanizable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 14:43:00 No.7554569 Report

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>Whatever the fuck just tried to open my window.
>Wind rattle.
>Wind rattle.
>Wind rattle.
>Window makes noise. Is now 5" open.
>FUCKING NOPE.

Paintfag !paintt57i.

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Paintfag !paintt57i. Sun 01 May 2011 14:44:00 No.7554570 Report

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>in my room, lights off
>playing TF2
>start getting cold chills
>check windows
>they're closed
>my door's also closed
>air conditioner is not on, nor is my fan
>sort of nope, but keep playing anyways
>my face after

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 15:01:00 No.7554698 Report

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This was my NOPE.avi.jpg.flv.mpg.txt from last night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 15:09:00 No.7554750 Report

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>>7554570

> TF2

I like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 15:18:00 No.7554829 Report

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>16
>Going to sneak out, very slowly (as to not make noise) open door
>Door leads to a bright lit hallway, full of doors.
>Lights dosent come thought the door
>Slammed the fucker, reopened it just leading to my porch.
>NOPE, stayed home that night.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 15:28:00 No.7554889 Report

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>23
>Housing Officer
>Enter a property with police after the tenant has been arrested for assaulting a neighbour and trying to stab a council worker
>Find a collection of knives and several unlicensed, imported firearms
>He's written my name (plus several others) on the wall in what looks like shit
>NOPE.gif.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 15:31:00 No.7554901 Report

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http://www.homefinder.org/public/buy-details.asp?sTransactionNumber=20104929&sCRecord=1

looking for a house to buy i saw the second picture in the series.....

nope

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 15:34:00 No.7554918 Report

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>purchased Ouija board
>it did some creepy shit
>tried to throw it away
>found in closet week later
>threw it in woods out behind house
>mfw it glows in the dark because i bought the fucking parker brothers
>also mfw creepy shit comes true

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 15:44:00 No.7554965 Report

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>see stiltwalker
>nope all night

>see stiltwalker a year later on /x/
>NOPE

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=117001365013411&topic=77

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 15:56:00 No.7555033 Report

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>hear pounding at front door
>go to answer it
>look through peep hole
>pitch black
>back away from door and wait
>starts pounding again
>look through the peep hole again
>still pitch black
>i pound back on the door
>stay there for a few minutes
>nothing happens
>about to go back to my room
>blade of a knife being stabbed through the bottom crack of the door
>NOPE NOPE NOPE
>run into my room with a knife and cry myself to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 16:01:00 No.7555055 Report

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>>7555033
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 16:04:00 No.7555072 Report

Quoted By: >>7555515

> sitting in my room, roaming 4chan
> cat's sitting on my lap the whole time
> shit gets knocked over in living room
> cat runs out to investigate
> hears hissing (he doesn't do that normally)
> NOPE
> hears him running around, chasing something
> he runs into my room, running to the edge of my bed
> nothing ran under
> he's still hissing and growling at the edge
> NOPENOPENOPE

sitting on my bed, nope-ing for the rest of the night

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 16:06:00 No.7555085 Report

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>Power goes out.
>TV turns on with static
>Motherfuckingnope.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 16:23:00 No.7555159 Report

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>Place tv remote on stand near bed
>Wake up in the morning
>where the fuck is the remote
>Find it somewhere I'm certain I didn't put it
>motherFUCKING DEMONS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 16:26:00 No.7555169 Report

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>move into house
>previous owner died from heart attack in shower
>weird shit starts happening - things being thrown around - smashed - violent shit.
>move out - house bought buy new guy
>hear that a year later he died from heart attack while in shower. same day as first owner.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 16:27:00 No.7555178 Report

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Going to be a paranormal investigator. Problem is I nope.avi. Bad choice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 16:36:00 No.7555215 Report

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>13 years old
>sleeping in room
>wake up at 3am
>hear someone screaming outside
>Scream gets closer to closed, curtained window
>Live in country, no neighbors for a few miles
>NOPE right out the door to my couch.
>Wake and investigate
>Its winter, and no tracks by my window
>Sleep on couch that whole month
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 16:45:00 No.7555252 Report

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>wake up
>go to the shitter
>come back to bedroom
>all cabinet doors are open
>no one else at home
>poltergeist.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 16:49:00 No.7555274 Report

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>Have shitty birthday
>Go to bed to sleep it off
>Hear inuman yell/shriek
>wake up and look around
>see two round eye like glowing things from the corner
>blink and they're gone
>noped my as out of bed and room and got on 4chan in the living room with the TV on

Think I'll sleep at sunrise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 16:56:00 No.7555305 Report

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>Watching Amityville Horror (I think)
>Electrical surge happens in movie
>Lights in real life go out
>Live in country side so it got pretty dark and no lamp nearby

NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 16:57:00 No.7555309 Report

Quoted By: >>7555764

> Camping deep in the Nicolet State Forest (deep in Northern Wisconsin, shit's scary as fuck at night)
> 4 out of the 6 of us decide to make the 30 minute car ride to the nearest town to get some beers
> 5 minutes into the drive, I realize I forgot my wallet
> make y-turn
> headlights shine into the surrounding forest during the turn
> see a pair of eyes out in the darkness staring at us that are to high of the ground to be any animal (~6 feet off the ground)
> hear it make a screeching noise
> NOPE
> Tell friend to load the shotgun we keep with us in case of bears
> Drive 80+ back to campsite to meet up with the 2 people we left behind
> Stay up all night in the car with a loaded shotgun at the ready

biggest NOPE of my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 17:12:00 No.7555370 Report

Quoted By: >>7555746

>be 8
>live in an old house
>keep having freaky shit happen
>one night i see a reflection of a man in a hood with a muddy shovel in my hallway coming towards my bedroom
>Cry and scream to my dad
>next day find a hidden room behind the Mirror with a Shovel /Leather jacket in it (the stuff the Man i saw was wearing)
> NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 17:14:00 No.7555376 Report

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>come home from work
>decide im not tired
>play some xbox
>1 am, hear loud screeching noise slowly
>shit bricks
>go get dad
>side gate open
> live in middle of nowhere
NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 17:17:00 No.7555384 Report

Quoted By:

>driving home today
>about 4 miles away at an intersection
>suddenly i'm a block away from home on the highway off ramp
>don't remember how i got there, nothing
>scared i have a neurological problem, hope it was paranormal
>nope either way

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 17:17:00 No.7555385 Report

Quoted By:

b-b-b-b-b-bump

Geonightman

Geonightman Sun 01 May 2011 17:37:00 No.7555441 Report

Quoted By: >>7555484 >>7555623

>Open Minecraft.
>Use the Seed and World Name "Stop" without quotes.
>Find cave which I think makes a good house.
>Dig out the spots in front of it.
>Dig downward in staircase fashion.
>Eventually find LARGE cavern.
>Take a right.
>Eventually come up to a lavafall; suddenly become overwhelmed IRL with dread and despair.
NOPE.jpg
>Delete that map and close Minecraft.
>Tell friend who does the same thing
>Friend cannot find Lavafall, however after he closes Minecraft hears a breathing.
>Afterwords start hearing sounds myself, however of creaking.
>Make sure I cannot see the bottom of my glass door.
>Never use the seed Stop again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 17:50:00 No.7555482 Report

Quoted By:

>Be like 8 years old
>At my dad's house
>He's in the process of moving again
>Only has large furniture in house (beds, couch, major appliances)
>Sitting on couch in otherwise empty living room
>See reflection of a man walk by in the marble around the fireplace
>Turn around, no one else nearby, dad is upstairs
NOPE.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 17:51:00 No.7555484 Report

Quoted By:

>>7555441
You gave your friend your seed?

King of Heroes

King of Heroes Sun 01 May 2011 17:54:00 No.7555492 Report

Quoted By:

>Air Force base
>taking a shit in one of the dorm latrines
>light goes out
>'Hey, I'm in here.'
>light comes back on after 3 seconds
>'Thanks..'
>realise that the latrine door hasnt opened since i began shitting
>shit bri/x/
>NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 17:59:00 No.7555514 Report

Quoted By: >>7555720

>invite tard over.
>tard actually comes over.
>NOPE! (don't open door)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 17:59:00 No.7555515 Report

Quoted By:

>>7555072
>>7555072
>>7555072

>>bright day
>>my two cats are in the livingroom
>>suddenly begin hissing at a corner
>>both
>>one totally freaks out and gets up on my legs up my body and to my shoulder
>>only does this when super scared of a stranger
>>other cat runs outside
>>go check the corner
>>nothing
>>NOTHING
>>NOPE.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 18:11:00 No.7555576 Report

Quoted By:

>>7552156
>wake up at 6:30
>shower, clothing, breakfast
>all of this in 30 minutes
>leave at 7

WAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 18:16:00 No.7555600 Report

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>be 14 years old
>be happy owner of 2 sweet, medium sized dogs
>be asleep in bed since 12 AM.
>be woken up exactly at 4:56 AM. No reason, just woke up. Was restless for the next 15 minutes.
>everything is pitch black as there were no working street lights in the neighborhood and no lights on in the house.
>eventually start to get tired, but before dozing off, hear dog walk into room with nails clicking against the wooden floors and collar making jingling noises.
>dog jumps up on foot of bed and I could feel it staring at me.
>pet dog gently on the head and rub head gently
>dog lays head down and falls asleep
>I fall asleep
>next morning, have big imprint at the foot of the bed where dog slept.
>Mom wakes up and asks me to let the dogs inside
>I asked her why she put the dogs outside and then went back to sleep only to wake up a few minutes later to tell me to let them in because I was a smartass, lazy teenager
>mom looks at me weird and tells me the dogs were asleep in the doghouses outside all night
>NOPE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 18:20:00 No.7555623 Report

Quoted By: >>7556048

>>7555441

Opening minecraft as we speak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 18:21:00 No.7555628 Report

Quoted By:

my girlfriend just started sleep laughing out of nowhere HOLY DUCK I think I just shit a brick

Geonightman

Geonightman Sun 01 May 2011 18:34:00 No.7555693 Report

Quoted By: >>7556048

Godspeed. I would like to warn you I did not sleep. I am still up so that's how bad it got.

The seed and Map name was just the word Stop with a capital S lowercase top
You will want to spawn in a Taiga. The cave will have like 6~9 coal on the floor. It will be in walking distance of your spawn. There should actually be one spot that is sandy which is not a part of the Taiga and is about 5~8 blocks away from the cave. When you clear out all the stuff at the "mouth" of the cave, when looking IN the cave, dig to the left in a staircase fashion till you get to a BIG cavern that is dark. Take a right till you get to a 3 way split then take the middle till you find a lava fall.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 18:38:00 No.7555706 Report

Quoted By:

>Story told by my parents
>Be 3 years old
>Great grandma just died
>Be standing on the back of my house
>Be giggling and waving at second floor window
>Window is open
>Dad approaches and asks "Whatcha looking at baby?"
>"Gramgram" Which is what I called my great grandma

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 18:39:00 No.7555714 Report

Quoted By: >>7555720

>friend orders pizza
>don't see him eat one slice
>whole pizza gone
> NOPE.AVI!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 18:41:00 No.7555720 Report

Quoted By:

>>7555514
>>7555714
>same poster
NOPE NOPE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 18:46:00 No.7555746 Report

Quoted By:

>>7555370

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 18:48:00 No.7555752 Report

Quoted By: >>7555779 >>7556037

>Mom is scared for me for a reason she won't explain
>Forced to leave home and live with relatives I barely even know.
>Forced to hail for a taxi
>Taxi is as fucked up as shit and so is the driver
>Tell him my location, he knows where it is luckily
>Early in the morning by the time I arrive
>I looked at my kingdom I was finally there! To sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel-Air!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 18:51:00 No.7555764 Report

Quoted By:

>>7555309
Hey man, at least you got a shotgun. Speaking of shotguns.

>Be friend home alone
>Be friend home alone hearing some thumping
>Be friend home alone hearing some thumping and walking
>Be friend who has a shotgun with no ammo
>Be friend who runs down the stairs with empty shotgun anyway
>Sees black human silhouette in house
>Be friend who yells "Guess imma have to kill me a bitch."
>Be friend who witnesses shadow run away like the bitch it was
>Be friend who wins at scaring off burglar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 18:56:00 No.7555779 Report

Quoted By: >>7555807

>>7555752
I fucking lol'd hard.
Uhhhhhhhhh, NOPE stories...
Oh, here's one.

>Be like... 7.
>Laying in bed, lower bunk, have sister on top bunk
>Wanted top bunk =(
>Maybe 2 or 3 am, randomly wake up
>Look over at door, it's open (as always)
>See a kid no older than myself, standing there and looking at me
>Didn't really think anything of it at the time, ignore it
>Go back to sleep somehow
>Never tell parents until I was older
>"You saw him, too...?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 19:04:00 No.7555807 Report

Quoted By: >>7555860

>>7555779
*samefag*
Here's another one.

>Still have bunk beds
>Sleeping on the top one this time and rest of time we have them (yey)
>New house, about 8 or 9 years old
>Randomly wake up again in middle of night
>Maybe like... 1 or 2 am
>Look at open doorway
>See some blue glowing man-like figure standing there, looking at my sister in the bottom bunk
>Not afraid, but didn't feel right about it
>Fall back asleep, again, never telling anyone
I fucking NOPE'd when I was older, finally realizing what the fuck happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 19:08:00 No.7555829 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 19
>be nightguard at plane museum
>3am patrol of hangar
>walk past junker plane from WW1
>hear someone snoring
>NOPE

Senór Whiskey !0K1gKfMIEc

Senór Whiskey !0K1gKfMIEc Sun 01 May 2011 19:17:00 No.7555860 Report

Quoted By: >>7555876

>>7555807
your dad is a pederast

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 19:22:00 No.7555873 Report

Quoted By:

My house is kinda big, we got a dinner room, living room and TV room and the kitchen on the middle floor, 2 suites on the upper floor and two rooms and garage on the lower floor, I'm in the lower floor with my mom and the upper rooms are for my grandma and some chick we rent cause there was a while me and mom was out of the house and grandma was alone, the chick is so nice we leave her there.
Anyway, I'm always chilling in my room and everyfucking time I go to the kitchen in the middle of the night I hear stuff on the dinner room/living room, I don't know if my grandfather died on the house, but sometimes I really feel something over there, someone, I hear fucking steps, I hear the fucking wood floor making those strange fucking noises, and since my room have a window to fucking no where (a gate), in the middle of the night I always see fucking shadows outside of it, even.
I do believe this house is fucking hallowed, when I was living with my father, wherever I had to go to the kitchen in the middle of the night was so normal, walk out of the room and get a soda or whatever and here at this house is so fucking creepy, i mean, SHIT.
Always see lights from my window tough, and there was this time on the beach I saw somethings on the sky in the middle of the night.
WHY THE FUCK THAT SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN AT NIGHT GODDAMNIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 19:22:00 No.7555876 Report

Quoted By:

>>7555860
With how things have turned out, maybe. Though, that's for men and BOYS, not men and girls. Still doesn't explain it though.
Derp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 19:27:00 No.7555887 Report

Quoted By:

>Neighbors next door moved out when I was a kid, house has been abandoned for at least 8 years.
>One night around 1 or 2 AM I notice the basement light is on.
>Basement light comes on several times over the past week or so, though I never see any movement.
>One day I decide to check it out and kick open the window to get inside.
>House is completely empty except for a small child's chair and table sitting in one of the upstairs rooms.
>Just before I exit, notice a brick wall missing bricks towards the top, right about eye level.
>Peek inside.
>Two deep green circles directly ahead of my face.
>Back up, dive out the window I came through, never go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 20:19:00 No.7556034 Report

Quoted By: >>7556048

any updates on the minecraft stuff? im actually too scared to try it myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 20:21:00 No.7556037 Report

Quoted By:

>>7555752

Hahahahaha!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 20:26:00 No.7556048 Report

Quoted By:

>>7556034
>>7555693
>>7555623

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:38:00 No.7556210 Report

Quoted By: >>7556211

not the guy from before, but i looked around on that Stop minecraft seed..
is this the fall? it's very nice!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:39:00 No.7556211 Report

Quoted By: >>7556213

>>7556210
it even has a little cavern hidden behind it!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:40:00 No.7556213 Report

Quoted By:

>>7556211
doown dooow. dooown..
so? this is it? am i gonna die now? nothing so far.. maybe cus i got some cookies!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:49:00 No.7556233 Report

Quoted By:

bump. seriously what's up with that lavafall? just an animated texture in a virtual world consisting of blocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:56:00 No.7556252 Report

Quoted By: >>7556296

>2 years ago
>gettin downstairs to get some food
>go into the livin room just to check if everything ok
>suddenly a lightning for one second
>watchin outside the window thinking there is a thunder storm
>sky is cloud free

what the fuck where did that light came from

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:58:00 No.7556263 Report

Quoted By: >>7556303

>>7553022
my cousin, who was 6 or 7 at the time, used to be a sleepwalker.

one night at around 3 am she got out of bed, went outside, rode her bike for a while, singing some kid song while she did it, then quietly got back into her bed and went back to sleep.

whole thing took about 15-20 minutes... I was scared shitless, hairs standing on my skin the whole time. mostly because she had her eyes open and she was basically staring into nothing. I made it a point to NEVER follow a sleep walking person EVER again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:07:00 No.7556296 Report

Quoted By:

>>7556252
Aleeuns.

Infinity !infIniTymw

Infinity !infIniTymw Sun 01 May 2011 22:09:00 No.7556303 Report

Quoted By: >>7556342

>>7556263
Is she cute?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:23:00 No.7556342 Report

Quoted By:

>>7556303
she's now 17 an hot

Filament !!sbu4fw8gaOh

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Filament !!sbu4fw8gaOh Sun 01 May 2011 22:30:00 No.7556362 Report

Quoted By: >>7556366

>be 14
>be in bed
>hear something bump
>mfw
>closet door rattles
>NOPE
>think its something gonna get me
>closet door opens...
>just my cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:31:00 No.7556366 Report

Quoted By:

>>7556362
how did the cat get in and close the door

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:41:00 No.7556406 Report

Quoted By: >>7556431

>last summer solstice.
>driving through a town not far from mine thats very isolated, has its own school academy and they dont let you in unless you were born there for example, very closed community- in england by the way.
>its one road is a short cut from the motorway going alongside the forests that surround it to the other end of the shires closer to home.
>this nights different.
>cars running out of gas.
>using the break to jiggle the tank and get a bit more out.
>weird lanterns and scarecrows made up like demons everywhere.
>friend in car asks why they are celebrating halloween early.
>hear wierd chanting in the forest with the largest section of lanterns and a goat crying- but its silenced.
>dude in the back starts freaking out yellin gfor me to drive
>car drums back into life and i drive off.
>we pull up at my house and im about to ask what shat him up when i see a knife in the fucking wheeltrim bodywork above the tire like someone tried to burst it.
>we ring the police, they ask for the towns name, we give it. they pause. i hear them whisper with someone else and they say 'sir please stop wasting our time when actual problems need solving'.
>knife was some faux aztec replica, sold it on ebay and made some credits.
>we joke about it now. but we don't drive through eggington anymore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:49:00 No.7556431 Report

Quoted By: >>7556615

>>7556406
oh shit another derbyfag.

Yeah, most folks have an unspeaken rule about not going to eggington of the old quarry late thing to the south with island community in the middle thats still kept off all maps.

its been 200 years and still folks tell their kids to stay away from divers hollow because of the rumours of inbred cannibal gypsys who live there.

I've been to the woods the borders the lake because, well /x/phile yknow?, and i saw them in the distance getting off a boat they use to reach the mainland portion and they all looked weird, either clubfooted, or one arm longer than the other or some other hils have eyes shit.

didnt go near them because, hell, would you? but middle england man. folks think we are all tea and crumpets and the psycho pagans and feral wilderfolk are a thing of a past. how fucking wrong they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:56:00 No.7556501 Report

Quoted By:

>move into a new place, super old, had multiple homocide occur 60 years ago.
>one day hear cats and dog hissing and growling.
>put down ds, sigh, and assume i am going to have to break up another fight.
>they are side by side, hairs all raised, giant eyes, fangs bared and all hissing and growling as one defensive group against thin air in the doorway of one of the bedrooms.
>there was nothing there but they didnt move for 2 hours till they all followed 'nothing' from that door to the one thats sealed becuase the fire escape was removed years ago.
>did it once, never did it again, still FFFFFFFFFFNOPE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:09:00 No.7556579 Report

Quoted By: >>7556610

don't know if this is exactly a NOPE story but hey worth a shot.

>pissed one night, for some reason hate the pink ds I have (I'm a girl by the way.)
>promise my soul to the devil in exchange for a better looking ds.
>months go by, look on coffee table one day, there is a red ds there.
>figure my brother stole it, check the name on the ds system.
>Name is "Pokemaster" (I played pokemon alot)
>freak out for a bit and leave it there
>still there, too scared to ask my brother if he stole it or something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:11:00 No.7556589 Report

Quoted By: >>7556927

>>7554027
NOPE.jpg is a meme with its earliest origins in /v/, one of the few quality things it produced.

Basically collections of greentext storys about moments when playing horror games that scared you to the point you go "NOPENOPENOPE" and shut off the console and remove the disk and hide under your quilt or something.

if do not want is the inverse of moe, then NOPE is the inverse of hnnnnng.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:18:00 No.7556610 Report

Quoted By: >>7556612

>>7556579
you sold your soul to the devil for a better looking ds, you fucking tard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:19:00 No.7556612 Report

Quoted By: >>7556627 >>7556628

>>7556610

I know right? I was like...just laying in bed when it suddenly popped into my head. :| I was like "wtf have I done"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:21:00 No.7556615 Report

Quoted By:

>>7556431
got any links I could read?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:23:00 No.7556627 Report

Quoted By:

>>7556612

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:23:00 No.7556628 Report

Quoted By: >>7556645

>>7556612

argh meant to add more to this, I was laying in bed just thinking random shit and I got into thinking about life and god and all that good shit. Mind wandered onto other stuff and yeah...it just sorta popped into my head. :|

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:26:00 No.7556645 Report

Quoted By:

>>7556628

I meant you destroyed you eternal soul for a red ds

fail

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:33:00 No.7556664 Report

Quoted By: >>7556677

>>Chilling out on Lincoln Road with my girlfriend
>>She complains that she feels something wrong or like if someone was staring at her
>>Some random hipster looking couple runs up to us, starts asking her to serve as a model for her beauty school graduation shit
>>Gives us card
>>Look her up online, along with name of city, name of state
>>Obituaries found, denote the death of a young hair salonist and her husband via car crash in April 12th, 2007
>>We saw the woman on April 8th, 2011, was supposed to drop by at salon on April 12th.
>>E-mail on card has name +07, she never answers phone, adress doesn't point to a hair salon at all.
>>NOPE, NOT GOING, EVER.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:37:00 No.7556677 Report

Quoted By: >>7556693

>>7556664
Sounds like some hipsters where fucking with you, honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:44:00 No.7556693 Report

Quoted By:

>>7556677
>read nope thread
>see triple dubs
>WHAT DOES IT MEAN

RaZ

RaZ Sun 01 May 2011 23:46:00 No.7556702 Report

Quoted By:

>>7554455
Dem trip dubs.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:49:00 No.7556715 Report

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>be about 10/11 playing Sonic 2 alone in my room
>bedroom door closed
>dog is in hall & begins lightly scratching on door to get in
>get up to open door
>dog is asleep on bed
>too afraid to open door

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:06:00 No.7556766 Report

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>Be 10
>Home alone
>Plan to play video games for as long as I can stay awake.
>Fall asleep while playing
>wake up, glance at clock, 2:00AM
>Go to turn off TV
>Hear loud thump at window, as if someone flung themselves at it
>Peek though curtains
>Almost too dark to see, but I make out the outline of a person
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE
>Build barricade with the bricks I shat
>Hide under covers
>NOPE all night
>Get up next day
>its a fucking scarecrow. Why did nobody tell me they were putting up a scarecrow outside my window? Assholes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:38:00 No.7556871 Report

Quoted By:

>11 or so
>on temporary bunk bed on top
>younger brother on bottom
>hear footsteps
>shadowy figure leaning over my brother quitely saying go back to sleep as brother was sleep talking
>its obviously my dad
>wake up next morning
>house and car robbed
>ffffffffffffffffffnope

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:38:00 No.7556874 Report

Quoted By:

>Alone in house
>Coming up the steps to videotape or some shit from second floor
>Hear my VCR/TV going, like rewinding a tape
>NOPE the fuck downstairs and await parents arrival

It's done it a couple times since, but it's just a shitty TV/VCR. If you play something, then stop it, after a couple of minutes it will disengage the tape and you can hear it. That's probably what happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:49:00 No.7556927 Report

Quoted By:

>>7556589
Reminds me, not a game, but a movie

>At great grandma's house, only other person is father cutting the lawn outside
>Watching Children of the Corn in the attic
>Deathly afraid of attic
>Kids jumps up off the road in the movie
>NOPE
>Duck under railing to avoid crawlspace door >Skip every single step
>Run outside
>Lock myself inside station wagon

Looking back on that movie, it's not real scary at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 01:01:00 No.7556983 Report

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>Be 12
>Really realistic dream about waking up to piss
>Open door of room, see bald guy coming up the stairs with a gun and another kinda fat guy with brown hair at the bottom
>Dad opens his door with a confused look on his face
>Go back in room, slam my door
>Next thing I remember is waking up
>tryingtofigureoutifmyparentsdidnttellmesomething.jpg FUCKIHOPENOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 01:13:00 No.7557079 Report

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>Posting on /x/
>Girlfriend comes home and give me a kiss
>Asks what I'm looking about
>I tell her I'm looking for a gift for her (her birthday was a month off. You know girls, look a month ahead and they think your sweet)
>She awws and tells me I better get her something nice
>She walks into the room and looks at me
>I'm melting like wax in the seat begging her for help, blood trickling out of my eyes and mouth onto my mess of a body
>She turns and runs, faintly I hear her parting words, the final words I hear before I succumb.
>NOPE.avi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 01:20:00 No.7557114 Report

Quoted By:

>Smoking a joint on the street
>No criminal history
>See cop car coming
>NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 01:24:00 No.7557142 Report

Quoted By:

>Foggy, creepy as shit night
>Friend wants to go for a walk
>We go outside, it looks scary. Friend pulls out his new airsoft pistol and goes "HEY LET'S PLAY SILENT HILL!"
>So we walk down my foggy street, and we hear windchimes. I get bad vibes.
>Get to bottom of street, I say "HEY I SAW SLENDERMAN!"
>Friend goes NOPE and runs like fuck back to my house. We were close behind.

I didn't like that night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 01:34:00 No.7557216 Report

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>Live in the middle of nowhere
>Parents in bedroom across from mine watching television
>Go use the bathroom
>Keep hearing some noises outside, sounds like someone is digging the ground
>Mention it to parents the next day
>They tell me to ignore it and mind my own business
>Nope

Lots of freaky shit used to happen around that place, thinking on spending some nights there on the summer and see if I can get a few NOPE-worthy stories to you guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 01:34:00 No.7557217 Report

Quoted By: >>7557260

>>7552525

You probably have schizophrenia. That along with a couple other things you sound like a very sick person. Get some help because quite frankly you're going nuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 01:40:00 No.7557260 Report

Quoted By:

>>7557217
I'm sorry, are you claiming this man has schizophrenia on the basis of dreams?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 01:43:00 No.7557291 Report

Quoted By:

>8-10 years old
>Feel like something follows me whenever I walk down hallway
>Don't think much about it
>Sleep problems
>Tell mother about it
>Mother gets mediums in to "cleanse" the house
>Sleep fine afterward
>Move house
>Ask mother about the cleansing
>Mother tells me mediums saw a tall man in a suit and hat with extremely long and bony fingers just outside my room
>wtfamihearing.jpg
>A few months later, feel like i'm being followed down the hallway at night again, want to turn around
>NOPE back to my room every time

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 01:43:00 No.7557294 Report

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>>7551900
they\re uncomfortable because they hear it tooooOOOoOOOOOooooo

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 06:28:00 No.7559298 Report

Quoted By: >>7559306

This shit needs to be archived.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 06:30:00 No.7559306 Report

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>>7559298
no, theres too many of these cluttering up the archives already

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