So, /x/, one of my asshole friends decided he was a vampire. But, he assured me, he feeds off people's energy, not their blood, and now he wears Cradle of Filth shirts, eyeliner, and zipper pants. I'm a fan of some vampire fiction, and I've read a lot about vampires, but, motherfucker, vampires doesn't fucking real.

So...so-called "real" vampires...it's all a scam to fuck pudgy goth chicks right?