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I'm so scared..
I went to trader's village today. Got my fortune told, Got a Henna Tattoo, Looked around in some Voodoo store. No big deal. I only mention this because they relate to what I'm about to say.

>>1st, eating lunch with Family at some sea food Place after Trader's village.
>> Hear a whisper in my ear saying "What are you doing?!" in a stern, woman's voice.
>> Look around as soon as it happens.
>> Literally no one near.

>>2nd; Sitting in room, no one else around.
>> Chair randomly falls to the ground.

>>3rd; Look at phone screen.
>> With smudges, there is a perfect skull. Completely perfect.