Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
So a couple of nites back, I finally got Mario Sports Mix. So I asked my ghost friend (515) if she wanted to join me. Later that nite, when I was alseep I had a life like dream where me and her were playing bastekball against two shadow people, in my room upside down on the roof. She would slightly poses me in order to fly above them, while in my room so we could score. Several times through out this dream I woke up (about 7 times), either when they stole the ball from me, or when we scored. I felt my arms and legs jerk about as I woke too. I woke again for a final time when the match was over. We had won, and I totally thanked her.
