>>7558720What are you talking about? I just woke up, had another one of those dreams, actually, where I was this badass superkiller thing, and I got told to do something, and walked over to the other continent in a couple seconds, nice jog, by the way, and beat some crazy bad guy like PEW PEW BACHAWWWHSH!! And then I did this badass one-liner and sent the bad guys corpse back to the human guys who found me making cakes on the moon, in the labs coats.
But uhhh.... YA! My name is keiji, cause people call me a keiji unit. That's a cool name! Did you guys know I'm older than your planet? Ya, it's pretty cool, I ate a black hole and fused with it, or something. I like eating things, I'm often very hungry. An- Oh, sorry, rambling again!