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So last night, I just had like, the greatest writing inspiration for one paragraph that I ever felt. Gonna Copypasta the paragraph, but would you read it if that started a book?

Light. Darkness. The two dominant forces of all life, always at conflict. Light cannot exist without Darkness, and vice versa. There must always be conflict between them. This is the tale of one of the greatest clashes between them, and the battle that would forever change the souls of those involved. As the curtain draws upon this tale, we go to a land ravaged by conflict- The world of Pannotia. A world still unaware of the great battle about to occur on its soil for the planets collective soul of humanity. The players have been set by fate, and their paths shown to them by destiny. Together, their battle will be one that will forever change their world.