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A friend of mine has recently confided in me his belief that he is becoming a vampire. He claims he was visited at night in his room by a vampire, who (and I quote) "bestowed upon him the dark gifts of the night".
I, as a rational thinking person, do not believe in vampire, and I'm quite worried about his mental state.
But, as I'm also quite open-minded (and probably down to the fact I don't want to accept my friend may be insane), I want to ask any vampires that may be on /x/ tonight (assuming browsing 4chan is enjoyed by vamps as much as us humans) what I can expect from my friend if he is really becoming one? What can I do to help him? ect ect…

tl;dr friend believes he's a vampire, can any vampires tell me what it's like to be one?