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>Wake up at around 3 am
>Strange blue light illuminating the room
>Assume its my speakers
>Notice shadow of a cat on my roof
>Don't own a cat
>Think "Ah, whatever" Just my mind..
>Just as I'm about to roll over, it start to move, like its grooming itself.
>Sit up and look on the ground
>Room goes pitch black
>NOPE.avi
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