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dad dad dad dead dead dead dead dead was i ever alive fucking makes you alive in one minute solstice i am solstice filled with mercury filled with mercury liquid fucked see right through your heart see right through your heart fuck your heart i am mercury liquid pure hot alive dead mucked fish eyes doors i was born alive i'll fucking kill you i'll beat your soft baby head with my own hand careful with that baby don't ever say the h word around him ashamed i am ashamed of my name say it i hate the sound of your shit i think it means no good it means cheap liar smart ass piece of shit change it to raygun you fuck billy the loon billy the loon i am mars i am mars billy addly addly addly your name causes shit while i may be no expert on this reality there is no god god is hurt god is cold try that once god is dead there is not another one battle cold heart radio feedback the pain reoccuring messages of badness reoccuring living bad dreams at the vortex of lost souls wailing lost souls of shame we are in one hole like a cup of mercury phosphate brrr showering taste my shit you wench lifting wailing lost souls who stand a chance my eyes darkly gazing and wondering why why why i was born whole fractured divided shattered into a billion fragments a million piece puzzle a million piece jigsaw puzzle with no face and no head