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mfw WW3 breaks out.
After Osama's death the Middle East will be pissed. America will hold them off in the middle east while China/North Korea/Japan and smaller Asian countries, all allied with Middle Eastern Countries attack Europe from the west. USA finds an unlikely ally in Russia, who provides assistance to both the Middle Eastern and European Fronts. Australia/NZ wage a Sea Battle against China, creating a new Asian front amongst small islands to the north of aus.
Japan holds a secret weapon with Radioactive soldiers immune to tsunami.
Prince William shall lead the forces of the Western World as the only man brave enough to stand up to the Middle Eastern/Asian threat who have been working on a new species of Raptor that can be ridden into battle.
Kate Middleton shall lead a small group of assassins who will do some real top secret assassinations and shit.
I shall be ready.