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Disposing of a major political figures body is a standard practice in most militaries' procedures. Take Hitler for instance: When the russians found him, after he had apparently shot himself, they immediately set fire to his body and surrounding area. This is to avoid shrines being made of him. The burial at sea is also a standard military disposal method. Also, in the religion of Islam, it is deemed important to bury the diseased within 24 hours of death.

So you see, kids, there is no conspiracy. There is just USA winning. Umad, terror?