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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

On Sunday May 1st, 2011, the Jihadist known as Osama Bin Laden (????? ?? ???? ?? ??? ?? ?????) was shot and killed during a special operation by a U.S. SEAL Team. The operation was launched specificilly to capture or kill the terror suspect who was hiding out in a compound in a densly populated region of Abbottabad, Pakistan. The mission was a resounding success.

The body of Osama Bin Laden was then identified and flown out of the country of Pakistan for further analysis. Once the body was 100% verified as being the tango in question, the subject was decapitated with a bowie knife brought along for the occassion. The decapitation was performed by a 3 man team of CIA officials who then replaced it with a molded latex model. The order for this action came from a standing directive from the previous administration of the United States of America, one that was never recalled by Barack Obama. The head of the barbarian Osama Bin Laden is now secured, preserved, and well on its way to its new tomb on 64 High Street, New Haven, Connecticut aboard a C5 transport vehicle. It is now property of The Order of Skull & Bones and will be a prized possession in their collection.

The current leaders of the United States of America will insist that the body of Osama Bin Laden was buried at sea, and it was... but let it be known that the HEAD of the snake now has a new home. God Bless America.

- Anonymous

source: twitter http://pastehtml.com/view/1ebwc8x.html

shouldn't we be going north now?