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>Go to bed after a long night of /x/ bullshitting over nuclear attacks

>Be asleep

>Around 6 a.m. I am woken by one of the most terrible, frightening sounds I have ever heard

>The whole apartment complex shakes and everything went from being dead silent to extremely loud noise and rumble (it wasn't anything silent and random like an earthquake)

>Hear tons of car alarms going off while the building is still shaking and the huge rumble (not like thunder)

>Fuck you, thunderstorm. Never had I ever heard any sort of noise like that in my life, and to be completely at peace in sleep to hear rate at 130bpm sucked cock.