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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:46:00 No.7564490 View View Reply Original Report

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Guys, I'm scared

>2012 said to be end of the world
>It's also said to be caused by nuclear warfare
>2011, Osama dies, and his death has been said to set off a hidden nuke/dirty bomb somewhere in Europe
>2011, post Osama death, everywhere tightens security in preperation for retaliation
>The terrorists wait a year for security to loosen up before taking action
>2012, the end of the world

Jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:49:00 No.7564495 Report

Quoted By: >>7564509 >>7564528

Your greentext implies everywhere isn't already prepared to retaliate. Plus it's not like the entire world would just tighten security. Everyone would be on the offensive.

sage for more of this fucking osama shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:50:00 No.7564497 Report

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>thinks the Mayan calender is a 365 day thing
>believes in profits
>implying that if they had a bomb they wouldn't have used it already and that wasn't some bullshitter at gitmo
>implying it isn't logical
>implying they wouldn't have attacked before the security tightening if they had any plan
>2012
>end of world

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:53:00 No.7564507 Report

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2011: As a result of the war, radioactive showers will destroy almost all life in the Northern Hemisphere. The remaining Europeans will face an even further threat from the Muslims who will use chemical weapons to finish them off.

>bomb supposedly in Europe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:53:00 No.7564509 Report

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>>7564495

>everywhere is defensive NOW
>knowing PEOPLE, in a years time the security will have relaxed somewhat - people do that, it's what happens
>they set off the bomb
>knowing the British Government, they probably won't even fucking suspect Al Qaeda at that point and attack a different country in retaliation
>that country then attacks back
>other countries get involved
>all out nuclear warfare
>end of days

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:54:00 No.7564515 Report

Quoted By: >>7564519

It's not said to be nuclear warfare. It could be interpreted as nuclear warfare, or pole shift, or any number of other things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:55:00 No.7564519 Report

Quoted By: >>7564537

>>7564515

But nuclear warfare IS one of the possibilities, and the most likely seeing as how fast the world is going to shit and how many people the US seems to love to piss off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:58:00 No.7564525 Report

Quoted By: >>7564560

>nuclear warfare
>feasible
>implying leaders are stupid enough to destroy they planet they live on for random shit

OH BUT WAIT THEIR ALIENS RIGHT WOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:58:00 No.7564526 Report

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>mfw no one fucking understands the Mayan calender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:58:00 No.7564528 Report

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>>7564495
You pillock. You utter pillock. I’ll let Blackadder tell you why you are such a pillock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk37TD_08eA

Or this bit:

George: The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire-building!
Blackadder: George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganyika. I hardly think we can be entirely absolved from blame on the imperialistic front.
George: Oh... Oh no, sir! Absolutely not! [quietly to Baldrick] Mad as a bicycle!
Baldrick: I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.
Blackadder: I think you mean it started when the Archduke of Austro-Hungary got shot.
Baldrick: Nah, there was definitely an ostrich involved, sir.
Blackadder: Well, possibly. But the real reason for the whole thing was that it was too much effort not to have a war.
George: By Gum, this is interesting! I always loved history. The Battle of Hastings, Henry VIII and his six knives and all that!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:00:00 No.7564537 Report

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>>7564519

Most likely to occur as an end of days scenario? Yes. Most likely to fulfill an old prophesy? Nope.

When you consider what would be required to predict nuclear warfare that long ago, it's far less likely than a pole shift, which would've only required a greater understanding of astrophysics than we have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:03:00 No.7564547 Report

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>>7564537

Ah, my bad, I wasn't necessarily saying that it would fulfill the prophecy, just that it's a bit of a coincy-dink that they're fairly close.

>mfw I'm gonna laugh at the amount of suicides the day before the "end of the world"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:06:00 No.7564560 Report

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>>7564525
>Implying it won't be the brain-dead fucks that call themselves Muslims that'll start the war.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:11:00 No.7564588 Report

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I WARNED YOU ALL! BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN!

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