My Nephew used to tell me, "There is a bad man following you... he wants you, don't let him catch you - please!" .. if that did not freak me out enough he described this bad man as, "he has no eyes, he is really really tall and is always smiling really big."

he stopped telling me about the bad man with no eyes last year - mostly cus I didn't see him as much - but recently he took me aside into his room to show me his new toys.. and quickly shut his door and said, "Uncle! the bad man won't leave me alone, he comes at watches me at night and he keeps asking where you are!"

wtf is following me?