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Bin Laden dead since 2003

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>President of nothing, Baa’rack Obaa’maa, is about to belatedly announce the death of ‘Hollywood Bin Laden,’ (HBL) who served the Bush presidency and the Corporatist agenda well – the man definitely deserves the highest honour the criminal United States can bestow! Without HBL the USA would not have been able to create the oppressed, socially locked down, permanently warring world we live in today – we know how much you ‘enjoy’ having your genitals groped at airports and your personal communications intercepted and trawled by the NSA, CIA and Google!

>However, the spanner in this belated announcement is the FACT that Bin Laden was murdered in 2003 by ISI agents acting on behalf of the CIA – a fact confirmed on public record by former Pakistani president Benazir Bhutto, who was never prone to delusional lapses! [She was assassinated by the same forces soon after making this announcement.]

http://cleaves.zapto.org/news/story-2482.html