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Osama Bin Laden is not dead....

"They" feel like the time has come for this CIA operative to dissapear as a target. Thus he has been given a new identity and liquid means to start a new life in Europe.

But due to the image "they" wanted to present being too obvious of redone, "they" have been forced to proceed with plan B.
Claiming the body of one of the worlds most wanted men being dumped in a ocean as tradition to islam law, but they still have DNA to prove it.

Which is rather obvious that a man that worked for "them" would give away a piece of his hair for a lifetime of peace and economical indifference.

This has nothing to do with the US/Arabian pact. Or Obama planning for a reelection. Its much much deeper....its what "they" want and what "they" now the sheep of the world will believe.