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What are some paranoid habits that you've picked up from browsing here for a while, /x/?

For me...
-Whenever I enter the bathroom I ALWAYS check behind the shower curtain, and I pull it back all the way to the end of the wall so that nothing can be hiding behind it. This is so that nothing can sneak behind me while I'm brushing my teeth or pissing.

-Closet must be closed at ALL times.

-While sleeping in bed I must ALWAYS face the wall. My bed is always pressed against the wall as a safety measure. I also cover my neck while I sleep.