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Something is fucking with me /x/
I had a box of ice lollies in my freezer.
I go in there saturday and there is 3 cherry one cola left. Eat the cola one.
Go in there later that night find 2 cherry, one cola one lemonade. Wtf! eat the cola one again.
Go in there sunday morning find 2 cherry one leomande. All is well. Eat the lemonade one.
Go in there later that day find 2 cherry, one lemonade. Wait what I already had the lemonade one.
WTF is going on?