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Has anyone ever been... dead for a little while?
I was just wondering, because long story short, I was strangled one time and while I was struggling for breath everything slowly went dark, like black ash slowly covering my vision. Then I no longer felt my body, save for feeling like I was breathing again. But it was like I was breathing water, if you can imagine that, thick and cool. I heard white noise in the background and I saw a waterfall, and for a moment, everything was completely alright. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever felt.