Today I'm going to write about my Mommy and how she was hit by a cyclist yesterday.
Lets Start.
Yesterday my mommy and I awoke at 10:
30.am and hugged.
Then we both ate our fruit salad... while my mommy was eating her strawberries and banana's, I asked her if I could go to the park to play and she said "Sure, why not?", and we both walked out to the side of the house,where my mommy was going to suntan for 1hr, while I walked to the park to play before we biking to the Income Tax office.
My mommy asked me to take her old Yellow bike and fill the tires up with air.
I took my Mommy's bike, walked it to the Esso station and filled the bike up with air, only to find out that her bike had a flat!!! Darn!
Anyways, I walked thbike home and told my mommy I was ready to leave for the park.
She said "Fantastic" and I ran off into the sunshine.
1hr later
When I arrived home, I was late by 15 mins and my Mommy was very upset because she thought that i didn't care about going for a bike ride with her...
I said to her that I love going for bike rides, and then we went down to the basement and I found out that my Bike had a flat and there was glass in it!
So I couldn't go with my Mommy on her bike ride.
Then My Mommy got soo upset because she thought that I had sabotaged my bike so that I wouldn't have to go on a bike ride with her!
Then My Mommy took off and left me without any keys.
Instead of going home, I went to the river 5 times, walking from my home to the river, and then I played with Charlie (my 8year old friend from #2)
for along time and then when it was close to 11:20pm my mommy came home and told me that she was hit by some crazy cyclist that was speeding what seemed like 90 mph, carrying 3 garbage bags of empty pop and beer cans that hit her in the head and knocked her down onto her left knee, onto the pavement.
>>7737265seriously wtf...from her/"his" blog
