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Bad Translator

Anonymous !!Y6th7F6WAoC Sat 28 May 2011 07:29:00 No.7786987 View View Reply Original Report

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Someone posted a link in an earlier thread about this Bad Translator, found here: http://www.cheatingtranslators.com/bad-translator

OP said that they suspected it was paranormal or something, and honestly it does give some odd results sometimes.

I've been going through some rough times lately so I decided to start making small journal entries and run them through 56 translations to see what I get. I'll be documenting them on here and within a small black covered notebook of mine. Everyone else feel free to join in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 07:32:00 No.7787014 Report

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"I normally suffer from a fairly deep depression, however lately it seems to weigh on me. It feels like something is looming over me. I can't shake it. I have been in and out of depression my whole life. Only now it seems to really have an effect."

...56 translations later we get:

"Usually important, historical and economic assertion, and how? There is a possibility. We will start the crisis. I think the Momentum."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 07:39:00 No.7787076 Report

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Original text:

"It has been a few days since I've slept. Yesterday I almost fell asleep but for some reason I woke myself up. I wish I could have just let myself fall asleep. "

...56 translations later we get:

"When I dream about the different reasons than before. But I Woke Up from sleep, death is almost complete."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 07:48:00 No.7787152 Report

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Original Text:

"I am increasingly paranoid, I cannot sleep and I constantly feel that I am being watched, or followed, or something. I can't exactly put a finger on what the feeling is, but I do not feel safe. I cannot sleep.

...56 translations later we get:

"All of these things. I can not sleep without images. Not my feet do not care. I can not sleep."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 07:50:00 No.7787166 Report

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"I miss you more every day. I miss you in ways that start to concern me. I worry about you, about seeing you again, because sometimes, in the dark, when I can't hear your voice over the line, I think about locking you away. And I like that fine."

...56 translations later we get:

"I miss him every day. Of course, we lost. Burn me, and my voice, I thought it was safe. I know, in October."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 07:55:00 No.7787202 Report

Quoted By: >>7787310

This one felt genuinely eerie to me. Maybe that' s just me.

Original text:

"Let's just run away from here, you and me. There's nothing for us here."

...56 translations later we get:

"Let it go."

As an aside, this anon is posting lines from old love letters that he should probably throw away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 07:59:00 No.7787249 Report

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Original text:

"If you travel to the furthest glaciers in the south, it is said you can walk into the canyons of ice there. If you find the junction of two canyons that form a perfect square, you can lie down in the middle there and feel no cold. If you listen, the ice will speak and what it says will make poor men rich, and sane men mad."

...56 translations later we get:

""... You can not have eggs can be frozen in my mind, sounds rich and poor South is a good choice if the river ice"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:04:00 No.7787279 Report

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That is eerie. It seems to me that when something very personal is written, weird shit comes out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:04:00 No.7787284 Report

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Original text:

"The mysterious circumstances and subsequent investigations of the hikers’ deaths have inspired much speculation."

...56 translations later we get:

"Inspired by the scientific theory of law and died in mysterious circumstances."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:05:00 No.7787293 Report

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Original text:

"I saw peonies in the store today and thought of you. I want to send you a thousand flowers, and a new one for every day I've loved you, so you will always have live blossoms for your table and they will never really die."

...56 translations later we get:

"Company pivvan, flowers or something new everyday, I love death for all time. I thought to send flowers on the table."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:06:00 No.7787305 Report

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Original text:

"Every time you exhale, a little bit of your soul escapes. Luckily, you almost always inhale it back before anyone else gets to it. Almost. Ever fogged up a mirror with your breath? Don’t do that."

...56 translations later we get:

"Breathing easier to find. Fortunately, almost all. I am an Explosion of breath or reflection, I do not know. If you do not know."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:07:00 No.7787310 Report

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>>7787202

That is creepy.

One of my earlier posts where it says "I can not sleep without images" creeps me out hardcore, because in the fleeting moments of sleep I do get, I don't recall any dreams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:10:00 No.7787338 Report

Quoted By: >>7787610

Original text:

"Lovers love because they hate the taste of the alternative."

...56 translations later we get:

"But I hate so much."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:13:00 No.7787380 Report

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Original text:

"My father is in prison for possession of child pornography. It has been 4 years out of a 12 year sentence, and I still resent him on a daily basis. I think this heavily affects my depression lately, and as I build up anger, I begin to lose sleep."

...56 translations later we get:

"Pornography my father in jail. In hebrevs 12, and my anxiety depression, anger, suffering from minds to begin Thinking about sleep, I think most of the real production."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:14:00 No.7787392 Report

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Original text:

"The doctor said “that was the woman i just operated on. She died while I was doing the operation. Didn’t you see the red wristband she was wearing?” The woman smiled and raised her arm, “something like this?” Don’t do that."

...56 translations later we get:

"Doctor: ". I am a woman now I think he has the last issue of Bureaucratic foul hands and Smiled and said" No! ."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:16:00 No.7787409 Report

Quoted By: >>7787443

Original text:

"How many letters do I have to write before you come to see me?"

...56 translations later we get:

"I've written?"

Honestly it's these short, curt ones that make my hair stand up a bit. I think 'surely I've put in more than that?' and damn, but so many of them seem less like translations than...well...responses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:19:00 No.7787432 Report

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Original text:

"The next time you wake up groggy and tired, don’t move. Take a glance at your mirror; if you’re lucky, you might catch a smile. Don’t do that."

...56 translations later we get:

"Tired of moving and other drinks with less alcohol challenge. If you happen to have a smile on their official Photographs. If you do not know."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:20:00 No.7787443 Report

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>>7787409

obviously you're bored and have too much time on your hands to think that far into it.

calm down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:21:00 No.7787458 Report

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Original text:

"If you knew what Mount Rushmore really was you wouldn’t have turned it into a tourist attraction. You probably couldn’t go near it without vomiting."

...56 translations later we get:

"Pedestryans will know what happened. Supottorashumoa. Do without food."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:22:00 No.7787462 Report

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Well, not seriously of course. Bad Translator is hardly really 'hair raising'. It's still and always all in good fun.

But yes I am bored and have too much time on my hands, or what would I be doing on 4chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:23:00 No.7787467 Report

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We still love eachother. So we should be together, yet you refuse because you're scared to hurt me.

I did the 56 translations and got this back...

But our love. I do not think the injury.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:25:00 No.7787483 Report

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Original text:

"A déjà vu is actually a glitch in reality, and it indicates that something has just been changed. Someone or something has ceased to exist, all memories and records of their existence erased forever. A déjà vu happens when they get into your brain, "

...56 translations later we get:

"No signs of change abroad. Time of life, all the information the device that the data available on the where."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:26:00 No.7787491 Report

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Original text:

"He still writes me on a weekly basis. When will he realize that I do not wish to speak to him?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Once a week, do not forget. Once you know what though?"

I need to stop doing these or I really wont sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:26:00 No.7787501 Report

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"Don't be afraid of me, I love you. I would never hurt you."

...56 translations later we get:

"But do not worry, I will love you. He will die."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:27:00 No.7787503 Report

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Original text:

"I love him so much, but I can't just seem to let him go. I know that I will probably never meet him, let alone talk to him, but I lust for him and covet his love."

...56 translations later we get:

"Two sides of love, I could not Respond, but I am glad I was not real love."

Oh joy, perhaps I truly don't love him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:30:00 No.7787519 Report

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Original text:

"There is a doorway, one that can be any door, at any time. This door leads nowhere, yet there lies a realm of twisted reality to the opener. This door exists for everyone - some never encounter it in their lives, others unknowingly open it and step through"

...56 translations later we get:

"Doors open all the time. But the sad part of all this for the Turnstile - not in my life"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:35:00 No.7787563 Report

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"Lovers are emotional morphine addicts, because love is emotional morphine and it makes you high, it makes the world beautiful, it makes you feel like there is no pain. And it kills everyone around you, but lovers don't care because it feels so good."

...56 translations later we get:

"Morphine, Morphine and love in an ideal world, my sense of pain. I know the fans around the negative."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:35:00 No.7787565 Report

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Original text:

"And the sewers are muddy with a thousand lonely suicides."

...56 translations later we get:

"Suicide is our strength."

Well this creeped me out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:36:00 No.7787567 Report

Quoted By: >>7787614

"This paranoia is getting the better of me, but I wouldn't dare look over my shoulder."

...56 translations later we get:

"It's a good thing for the paranoid, I am in your neighborhood."

God forsaken translator; this is what I get for being paranoid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:38:00 No.7787591 Report

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"I know that they are behind me right now."

...56 translations later we get:

"They know."

....I am not going to turn around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:38:00 No.7787592 Report

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seems to give off either entirely nonsensical translations, eerie responses, or cryptic interpretations. Something is definitely weird about this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:39:00 No.7787597 Report

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Original text:

"It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend "

...56 translations later we get:

"Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday weekend, all of us."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:40:00 No.7787610 Report

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>>7787338

I enjoyed this one....it is as if it gave you the next line of a poem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:40:00 No.7787614 Report

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>>7787567
LOL!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:42:00 No.7787624 Report

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Original text:

"You will always see conclusive results in a man when you push him to his breaking point."

...56 translations later we get:

"This is the second recent death."

...What.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:42:00 No.7787634 Report

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Original text:

"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Of course, that night, when the arteries and invite all your needs.".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:45:00 No.7787663 Report

Quoted By: >>7787699

Original text:

"That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die."

...56 translations later we get:

"Death death death and eternal life."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:45:00 No.7787666 Report

Quoted By: >>7787704

And this, /x/troverts, is how religions get started.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:45:00 No.7787669 Report

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"I can hear them whispering to me from the dark, a thousand voices full of nothing."

...56 translations later we get:

"No no, I heard a million black."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:46:00 No.7787679 Report

Quoted By: >>7787699

Original text:

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents"

...56 translations later we get:

"I think it's good for the global brain"

Not Op

Not Op Sat 28 May 2011 08:46:00 No.7787680 Report

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"Then who was phone???"

...56 translations later we get:

"There are people?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:47:00 No.7787685 Report

Quoted By: >>7787725

Original text:

"The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be"

...56 translations later we get:

"Accepted."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:47:00 No.7787687 Report

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"My butt itches."

56 TRANSLATIONS LATER

"Serbia."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:48:00 No.7787697 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"How can I overcome this depression?"

...56 translations later we get:

"The first problem is Solved or not."

Fuck this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:48:00 No.7787698 Report

Quoted By: >>7787743

Drunk and just hung out with my ex, this was directed to her.

Original text:

"Just tell me if there's a chance. You give me closure and then you give me hope; maybe I just give myself hope."

...56 translations later we get:

"The current situation. Finally, we are here."
.___.

Azathoth

Azathoth Sat 28 May 2011 08:48:00 No.7787699 Report

Quoted By: >>7787717

>>7787663
>>7787679
More Lovecraft, plz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:48:00 No.7787704 Report

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>>7787666
666 oh shit... had deja vu too
atheist not trolling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:49:00 No.7787709 Report

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it gave me the chills

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:49:00 No.7787711 Report

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"The only thing I have ever asked of you was permission to make you my everything."

...56 translations later we get:

"Now do something for me."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:49:00 No.7787717 Report

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>>7787699

riginal text:

"Whoever speaketh of Cthulhu shall remember that he but seemeth dead, he sleeps, and yet he does not sleep, he has died and yet he is not dead, asleep and dead though he is, he shall rise again."

...56 translations later we get:

"It was, dreams, dreams, death, death can not tell the dead, people will remember that God is dead, I think."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:50:00 No.7787722 Report

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"I long for scenes where man has never trod; A place where woman never smil'd or wept; There to abide with my creator, God, And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept: Untroubling and untroubled where I lie; The grass below—above the vaulted sky. "

...56 translations later we get:

"My wife, God's light, gentle smile, and I regret it and want to sleep untroubling Medication."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:51:00 No.7787725 Report

Quoted By:

>>7787685
Uhm, holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:52:00 No.7787732 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"They say foul beings of Old Times still lurk In dark forgotten corners of the world, And Gates still gape to loose, on certain nights, Shapes pent in Hell."

...56 translations later we get:

"Bill's, your password is Stored in a dark corner of the world's evil wizard, ensure that the Expansion"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:53:00 No.7787743 Report

Quoted By:

>>7787698

"Is it crazy to think that one day you will be my everything?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Love is right."
seriously fuck this:'[[[

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:53:00 No.7787746 Report

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"I wanted to be like you, I wanted to get past the words and be everything underneath because in your world the teeth are beautiful, they are everything, they are all anyone needs."

...56 translations later we get:

"Or dental care, money is good in both countries."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:54:00 No.7787747 Report

Quoted By: >>7787761

Ok. Some of the Lovecraft ones are getting erie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:54:00 No.7787756 Report

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Original
"Please tell me you love me."
30 translations later
"I love you."
It was the very last of the translations that said this... all the rest resembled the first sentence

Azathoth

Azathoth Sat 28 May 2011 08:54:00 No.7787761 Report

Quoted By:

>>7787747
Beautiful, isn't it?

I think we need some Color and Silver Key up in this. They're my favorites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:55:00 No.7787762 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

""Mighty Messenger - Nyarlathothep from the world of Seven Suns To his earth place the Wood of N'gai, wither may come He Who Is Not to be Named"

...56 translations later we get:

"Slovenian Angel - Death of local customers. N 'Go nyarlathothep week. "

Not Op

Not Op Sat 28 May 2011 08:57:00 No.7787778 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"She made me this beast."

...56 translations later we get:

"To survive."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:57:00 No.7787781 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"It was nothing of this earth, but a piece of the great outside; and as such dowered with outside properties and obedient to outside laws."

...56 translations later we get:

"Meeting with the press and the rights of others."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:57:00 No.7787783 Report

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Original text:

"Wherefore we receiving a kingdom which cannot be moved, let us have grace, whereby we may serve God acceptably with reverence and godly fear"

...56 translations later we get:

"And England, natural Disasters, there will be no fear of God is happy."

BIBLE VERSES U GUISE LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:59:00 No.7787796 Report

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Original text:

"Certainly, I look forward impatiently to the sight of that great silver key, for in its cryptical arabesques there may stand symbolised all the aims and mysteries of a blindly impersonal cosmos."

...56 translations later we get:

"Arab countries in the world of Secrets of nature is really blind, they see corruption, China, main."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 08:59:00 No.7787798 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

You'll do something for me?

56 translations later:

Maybe or maybe not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:00:00 No.7787804 Report

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Psalms 28:2 then.

Original text:

"Hear the voice of my pleas for mercy, when I cry to you for help, when I lift up my hands toward your most holy sanctuary."

...56 translations later we get:

"I pray God, I am willing to listen, I hope the Bible."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:00:00 No.7787810 Report

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It's a more interesting version of cleverbot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:00:00 No.7787813 Report

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"Any man's death diminishes me because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee. . . ."

...56 translations later we get:

"Each player is dead ... But at the meeting, tsheydren"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:01:00 No.7787816 Report

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Original text:

"Calm, lasting beauty comes only in dream, and this solace the world had thrown away when in its worship of the real it threw away the secrets of childhood and innocence."

...56 translations later we get:

"American Airlines, rest and sleep, lasting peace, faith, truth, and in the world of childhood innocence is a mystery."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:01:00 No.7787817 Report

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Original text
>the demons from my past leave me in peace

After 56 translations
>Business, he said.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:01:00 No.7787822 Report

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Original text:

"I can feel a presence here, only slight, but definitely here. Is that you, Black dog?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Of course, two white men."
This one litterally sent shivvers up my fucking spine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:02:00 No.7787824 Report

Quoted By: >>7787833 >>7787859

Romans 12:11

" Do not be slothful in zeal, be fervent in spirit, serve the Lord."

...56 translations later we get:

"Spirit of God, Industrial equipment."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:02:00 No.7787833 Report

Quoted By: >>7787843 >>7787870

>>7787824

God is a John Deere tractor!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:03:00 No.7787838 Report

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I'll be gone for 30 minutes, Please don't die!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:03:00 No.7787839 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"So, Atal said, it would be much better to let all gods alone except in tactful prayers."

...56 translations later we get:

"So pray to God."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:04:00 No.7787843 Report

Quoted By:

>>7787833
Everything makes more sense now!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:05:00 No.7787854 Report

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"“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.”"

...56 translations later we get:

""Seoul to escape hell."

The fuck is this shit??

Agent 007

Agent 007 Sat 28 May 2011 09:05:00 No.7787856 Report

Quoted By:

"Rick Astley"

...56 translations later we get:

"Blank astley."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:05:00 No.7787857 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"It seems that these men have an aura not of earth about them, though that is not the reason why no cat will sail on their ships. The reason for this is that Inquanok holds shadows which no cat can endure, so that in all that cold twilight realm there is never a cheering purr or a homely mew"

...56 translations later we get:

"Inkuanok is the voice of the cat on the table every branch of history, or cold black cock"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:06:00 No.7787859 Report

Quoted By: >>7787870

>>7787824

Seriously laughing so hard.

Ok how about Hebrews 11:40

Original text:

"God having provided some better thing for us, that they without us should not be made perfect."

...56 translations later we get:

"The biggest problem is the great God."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:07:00 No.7787867 Report

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1 Corinthians 13:4-6

"Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth."

...56 translations later we get:

"Love, jealousy, pride, actually, but it was hard, he was Badly Injured."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:07:00 No.7787870 Report

Quoted By:

>>7787859

lol. It makes sense with >>7787833

Agent 007

Agent 007 Sat 28 May 2011 09:08:00 No.7787874 Report

Quoted By:

"I had sexy time with my Mother in Law"

...56 translations later we get:

"I have so much time with his mother."

I loled

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:09:00 No.7787881 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"It was a song, but not the song of any voice. Night and the spheres sang it, and it was old when space and Nyarlathotep and the Other Gods were born."

...56 translations later we get:

"God and others, the song was born in the house at night in New York Sound arlathotep."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:09:00 No.7787884 Report

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Galatians 6:1

"Brothers, if anyone is caught in any transgression, you who are spiritual should restore him in a spirit of gentleness. Keep watch on yourself, lest you too be tempted."

...56 translations later we get:

"After my brother, you can find the Offender. The damage is permanent."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:10:00 No.7787896 Report

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Original Text:

"She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene I said, "Don't mind but what do you mean I am the one Who will dance on the floor in the round?" She said, "I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round""

...56 translations later we get:

"But I want to play "Do not worry, it seems like a good movie, I play in two days," he said .. ""

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:11:00 No.7787902 Report

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Original text:

"Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread."

...56 translations later we get:

"Yoga - Yoga in Port Solo - - gatevay solo, solo know that yoga can control access to the main gate and solo - past, present and future, but of course you do not know, I know block pain from being U.S."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:11:00 No.7787904 Report

Quoted By:

Holy fuck! Hahaha!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:11:00 No.7787905 Report

Quoted By: >>7787917

Type in "Slender Man" and watch in horror as the translations fly past the screen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:12:00 No.7787910 Report

Quoted By:

"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"

...56 translations later we get:

"Business."

Azathoth

Azathoth Sat 28 May 2011 09:12:00 No.7787913 Report

Quoted By:

>No death, no doom, no anguish can arouse the surpassing despair which flows from a loss of identity. Merging with nothingness is peaceful oblivion; but to be aware of existence and yet to know that one is no longer a definite being distinguished from other beings—that one no longer has a self—that is the nameless summit of agony and dread.

56 later:

>Death, pain and anxiety, Hopelessness, loss of data. It could be different, you know, really Scary.

Hm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:12:00 No.7787915 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Be sober-minded; be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour. Resist him, firm in your faith, knowing that the same kinds of suffering are being experienced by your brothers throughout the world."

...56 translations later we get:

"So be careful. Sometimes, the milk and forces of evil and difficulty Swallowing other evidence. I think the whole world."

Azathoth

Azathoth Sat 28 May 2011 09:13:00 No.7787917 Report

Quoted By: >>7787929

>>7787905
...

What the fuck? D :

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:14:00 No.7787929 Report

Quoted By: >>7787948

>>7787917
it's cause it's a name, you don't really translate names

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:14:00 No.7787934 Report

Quoted By:

Let's get some 2 Corinthians 11 up in this bitch.

"For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light."

...56 translations later we get:

"False apostles, disciples of Jesus the messiah of use. Of course, the Devil and the Angel's eyes."

Hrm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:14:00 No.7787936 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"They walk unseen and foul in lonely places where the Words have been spoken and the Rites howled through at their Seasons. The wind gibbers with Their voices, and the earth mutters with Their consciousness. They bend the forest and crush the city, yet may not forest or city behold the hand that smites. Kadath in the cold waste hath known Them, and what man knows Kadath"

...56 translations later we get:

""And so, and wind, water, air, soil," he said. Understand me and my voice. Forest Fragmentation and winter desert urban forest directly in the city know kudat kudat."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:16:00 No.7787945 Report

Quoted By:

Original Text:

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Unusual natural color and transparency in this area, four children and lives in San!"

(San appears to have come from Dream)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:16:00 No.7787947 Report

Quoted By:

Hebrews 11:1

Original text:

"Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen."

...56 translations later we get:

"Now I do not think such problems."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:16:00 No.7787948 Report

Quoted By: >>7787958 >>7787971

>>7787929
Don't type in Slenderman as one word. Slender Man...Two words

The translations start coming out as vile, evil, etc...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:17:00 No.7787952 Report

Quoted By:

it can't translate bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros

Agent 007

Agent 007 Sat 28 May 2011 09:17:00 No.7787955 Report

Quoted By:

"The Cake Is A Lie"

...56 translations later we get:

"My feet."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:18:00 No.7787958 Report

Quoted By:

>>7787948

Really? Because when I put in "Slender Man" I ended up with "Health".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:18:00 No.7787965 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Man rules now where They ruled once; They shall soon rule where man rules now. After summer is winter, and after winter summer. They wait patient and potent, for here shall They reign again."

...56 translations later we get:

"Now you can quickly and politics. Hot or cold in summer and winter. Patient organizations and management positions."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:18:00 No.7787967 Report

Quoted By:

Creepy D:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:19:00 No.7787971 Report

Quoted By:

>>7787948

Original text:

"Slender Man "

...56 translations later we get:

"Health"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:19:00 No.7787973 Report

Quoted By:

Romans 10:9-10

"Because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one believes and is justified, and with the mouth one confesses and is saved."

...56 translations later we get:

"Perry died and many others believe that it is close to hell, because we believe Private Entrances."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:19:00 No.7787974 Report

Quoted By: >>7787992 >>7788061

Is this archive worthy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:20:00 No.7787981 Report

Quoted By:

Original Text:
/x/ is the best board around

56 translations later...
Data I / O and good advice

What the fuck

Agent 007

Agent 007 Sat 28 May 2011 09:21:00 No.7787982 Report

Quoted By:

Ha ha ha! This one did it in.

"supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

...56 translations later we get:

"סופּערקאַליפראַגיליסטיסעקפּי alidosyous."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:21:00 No.7787983 Report

Quoted By:

"Beware lest you say in your heart, ‘My power and the might of my hand have gotten me this wealth.’ You shall remember the Lord your God, for it is he who gives you power to get wealth"

...56 translations later we get:

"Our government has the power of my heart. "God is the power of liberty, and property can not forget."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:21:00 No.7787986 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Never mix up with secret and ultimate horror, young man, if you value your immortal soul."

...56 translations later we get:

"In the end of the Comptroller and the genetics terrorist secret of eternal life."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:22:00 No.7787992 Report

Quoted By:

>>7787974
give it a bit longer, see if any other shtuff happens

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:22:00 No.7787995 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I believe you are paranormal, full of aliens and ghosts an shit."

...56 translations later we get:

"In my opinion this spirit, my dog is, I think."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:22:00 No.7787999 Report

Quoted By:

OT:
And then a skeleton popped out

56TL:
Back to top

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:23:00 No.7788005 Report

Quoted By:

1 Samuel 2:2

Original text:

"“There is none holy like the Lord; there is none besides you; there is no rock like our God.”"

...56 translations later we get:

"O God, o Lord, not the past."

Pedonymous !!Y6th7F6WAoC

Pedonymous !!Y6th7F6WAoC Sat 28 May 2011 09:23:00 No.7788008 Report

Quoted By:

Rugrats on LSD.

Drebosachetata panacea.

what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:23:00 No.7788009 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I could not help feeling that they were evil things -- mountains of madness whose farther slopes looked out over some accursed ultimate abyss."

...56 translations later we get:

"In recent years, the Posture is too big - I think it is good or bad."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:23:00 No.7788010 Report

Quoted By:

"4chan rulez, goodnight everybody!"

...56 translations later we get:

"4 Chan malatajna svansdedvk ื F!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:24:00 No.7788015 Report

Quoted By: >>7788084

"I was not content to believe in a personal devil and serve him, in the ordinary sense of the word. I wanted to get hold of him personally and become his chief of staff."

...56 translations later we get:

"Staff do not believe in hell, because most of them were satisfied with the service. I personally believe that the old leaders."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:24:00 No.7788019 Report

Quoted By: >>7788052

Original text:

"Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur."

...56 translations later we get:

"However, opening the door for the dinosaurs."

(New game, we put our captcha through the ringer)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:24:00 No.7788020 Report

Quoted By: >>7788098

Original text:

"The illuminati seems to be the real truth."

...56 translations later we get:

"This is true."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:25:00 No.7788023 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Why do I still love you when all you ever do is bring me pain?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Why is my love is dangerous?"

Agent 007

Agent 007 Sat 28 May 2011 09:25:00 No.7788025 Report

Quoted By:

"I WANNA STICK MAH DICK IN A BIG BOWL O' PUDDIN'!"

...56 translations later we get:

"เรามีเครื่องมือที่ดีเยี่ยมในขณะท
ี่เหวิน! ."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:25:00 No.7788030 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Poor devils! After all, they were not evil things of their kind. They were the men of another age and another order of being. Nature had played a hellish jest on them -- as it will on any others that human madness, callousness, or cruelty may hereafter dig up in that hideously dead or sleeping polar waste - and this was their tragic homecoming."

...56 translations later we get:

"OK! After all, not bad parents, and other games - - buildings and other countries, public ignorance and violence and abuse, torture and death is a severe loss of sleep."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:26:00 No.7788036 Report

Quoted By:

It made
The Game has only just begun.
into
What is happiness.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:26:00 No.7788037 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Facts mean nothing when they are preempted by appearances. Do not underestimate the power of impression over reality."

...56 translations later we get:

"Using solar energy to provide for Operational purposes."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:27:00 No.7788049 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"If that abyss and what it held were real, there is no hope. Then, all too truly, there lies upon this world of man a mocking and incredible shadow out of time."

...56 translations later we get:

"If you are deep in contract law, however, the company has Expanded worldwide, there is hope."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:27:00 No.7788051 Report

Quoted By:

This one is pretty astute actually.

Original text:

"We have nothing to fear, but fear itself"

...56 translations later we get:

"And danger"

Agent 007

Agent 007 Sat 28 May 2011 09:27:00 No.7788052 Report

Quoted By: >>7788069 >>7788074

>>7788019
Hey, I think you found the decoder program for these things! I put my captcha in!

"ubling wmid"

...56 translations later we get:

"Blind immediately."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:28:00 No.7788058 Report

Quoted By:

mfw

Original text:

"Slendy stole my puddi, what do?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Business slendi'll Irrigation."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:28:00 No.7788060 Report

Quoted By:

The next version of this thread should use the translator on captcha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:28:00 No.7788061 Report

Quoted By:

>>7787974

"Is this archive worthy?"

...56 translations later we get:

"This is to avoid the consequences"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:28:00 No.7788063 Report

Quoted By:

OT:
What the shit?

56TL:
Damn, the dog or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:28:00 No.7788065 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I don't know what you all believe, and I don't really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Even if you think you might be wondering ... However, we believe that most people think. Most of the Christian cross around her neck ... If you remember, do not show geureulreul?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:29:00 No.7788069 Report

Quoted By: >>7788088

>>7788052
I also tried

Original text:

"addini myopic"

...56 translations later we get:

"With small - cited"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:29:00 No.7788070 Report

Quoted By: >>7788096 >>7788097

original text:
“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”
56 translations later:
"Vietnam is full of light camel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:29:00 No.7788074 Report

Quoted By: >>7788088

>>7788052
lol. we're thinking the same thing

Original text:

"andsorti from"

...56 translations later we get:

"Dovnload features."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:30:00 No.7788078 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"The government is harmful to the people and serves no beneficial purpose. It is solely oppressive."

...56 translations later we get:

"For those who do not use empty office."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:30:00 No.7788084 Report

Quoted By: >>7788098

>>7788015
scariest one yet....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:30:00 No.7788085 Report

Quoted By:

Looks like we're doing captchas now. Interesting results honestly.

Original text:

"chofen, outedu"

...56 translations later we get:

"Star Cruise."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:30:00 No.7788086 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from enduring habits."

...56 translations later we get:

"Also .... I, back, stomach and are used in the area and saw a loss of $ 100."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:30:00 No.7788088 Report

Quoted By: >>7788108

>>7788074
>>7788069
NOW WE CAN UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE OF INGLIP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:31:00 No.7788096 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788070
Yeah, but does it work backwards???

Original text:

"Vietnam is full of light camel"

...56 translations later we get:

"Vietnam chamber light."

Nope

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:31:00 No.7788097 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788070

Viet nam is the holy land!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:31:00 No.7788098 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788084
no, now this:
>>7788020

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:32:00 No.7788100 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Truly, there are terrible primal arcana of earth which had better be left unknown and unevoked; dread secrets which have nothing to do with man, and which man may learn only in exchange for peace and sanity; cryptic truths which make the knower evermore an alien among his kind, and cause him to walk alone on earth."

...56 translations later we get:

"However, there are no names in the world and unevoked about, relax and worry, this information is Confidential and is the great mystery."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:33:00 No.7788108 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788088

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:33:00 No.7788114 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

""There is no doubt we have killed Osama bin Laden. The fact of the matter is you will not see bin Laden walking on this earth again." -- US President Barack Obama lays the conspiracy theories to rest."

...56 translations later we get:

"Other Theories about Barack Obama - "No doubt, no doubt worried about Obama Bin Laden, the schools in the world, said bin Laden ..."

>Obama Bin Laden

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:33:00 No.7788116 Report

Quoted By:

"Don't kill me. "

...56 translations later we get:

"If you do not know."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:33:00 No.7788118 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Today destroyed."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:35:00 No.7788135 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Whatever you do, don't look back. "

...56 translations later we get:

"What happened in the past"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:35:00 No.7788137 Report

Quoted By:

"Lord Inglip commands me to shut this website down."

to

"God Inglip, "my documents" will help"

Suspicious quotation marks. Am I going to die?

inuysha360

inuysha360 Sat 28 May 2011 09:35:00 No.7788142 Report

Quoted By:

"to be, or not to be"

...56 translations later we get:

"Or it could be useful."

blooper !!xUZFKWLIL/E

blooper !!xUZFKWLIL/E Sat 28 May 2011 09:36:00 No.7788145 Report

Quoted By:

Good god. This is some freaky shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:36:00 No.7788146 Report

Quoted By: >>7788169

Original text:

"I am so afraid to look out my window."

...56 translations later we get:

"I want to pay attention to the screen."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:36:00 No.7788148 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"In dreams and visions lie the greatest creations of man, for on them rests no yoke of line or hue"

...56 translations later we get:

"Dreams and Aspirations of people in a big house like the color juleeygi final."

Captcha

Original text:

"sinise she"

...56 translations later we get:

"Blue"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:36:00 No.7788149 Report

Quoted By:

"After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands. "

...56 translations later we get:

"You would think they should be clean game"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:37:00 No.7788151 Report

Quoted By:

0.o

Original text:

"Is the Comet ELEnin really Nibiru/Nemesis come to kill us all?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Yes / nibiru, found the enemy or die?"

shit just got really real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:37:00 No.7788154 Report

Quoted By: >>7788190

can some cthulhufag translate this?

Original text:

"Ph´nglui mglw´nafh Cthulhu R´lyeh wgah´nagl fhtagn"

...56 translations later we get:

"Fhtagn VGA 'nail with mglv' nafh it ngloy kutourufururoye."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:38:00 No.7788159 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Slender Man"

...56 translations later we get:

"Health"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:38:00 No.7788162 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"God doesn't real, the proof is in the people who wrote the bible. All religion is a conspiracy to control the populace."

...56 translations later we get:

"Oh no, the Bible was written. Every religion in order to reduce the number of people. ""

Umm... yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:38:00 No.7788163 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Everything we have ever believed has been a lie. "

...56 translations later we get:

"But no."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:39:00 No.7788168 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"It was astonishing the number of useless things people found to do."

...56 translations later we get:

"Many people think so."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:39:00 No.7788169 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788146

This shit is getting too creepy.

captcha:
Original text:

"savail GRUBB"

...56 translations later we get:

"Tomorrow."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:40:00 No.7788178 Report

Quoted By:

challenge, put the translation back in as the new original text, 56 times

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:40:00 No.7788179 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

" Therefore take up the whole armor of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand firm. "

...56 translations later we get:

"And you can treat the poor live in God's hands."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:40:00 No.7788180 Report

Quoted By: >>7788210 >>7788219

Why have we chosen 56 as the number of translations? That seems excessive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:40:00 No.7788183 Report

Quoted By:

ARCHIVE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:41:00 No.7788185 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"we are servitors of the order"

...56 translations later we get:

"Our goal."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:42:00 No.7788189 Report

Quoted By:

"Why have we chosen 56 as the number of translations? That seems excessive."

...56 translations later we get:

"1956 is the device? The Reduced."

Azathoth

Azathoth Sat 28 May 2011 09:42:00 No.7788190 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788154
I believe it has something to do with Cthulhu taking a nap because his VGA cable wouldn't work properly.

I imagine R'lyeh gets pretty boring if you can't browse 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:42:00 No.7788191 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end. "

...56 translations later we get:

"6:00 ... ... 28 ... 42 minutes, 12 seconds ... Earth Verification."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:42:00 No.7788193 Report

Quoted By:

"sounds - possibly musical - heard in the night from other worlds or realms of being."

...56 translations later we get:

"- Power quality - come home Monday night, or in the world."

>ok.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:42:00 No.7788195 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:
I like pie, trees, dicks, lollipops, bubbles, childrens cartoons and porn!

30 translations later...

My cake, balloons, candy, pictures of children in pornographic love trees!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:42:00 No.7788197 Report

Quoted By:

"lack of self control"

56 translations later...

"loyalty"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:43:00 No.7788200 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Children will always be afraid of the dark, and men with minds sensitive to hereditary impulse will always tremble at the thought of the hidden and fathomless worlds of strange life which may pulsate in the gulfs beyond the stars, or press hideously upon our own globe in unholy dimensions which only the dead and the moonstruck can glimpse."

...56 translations later we get:

"Soul, world life and death in the world of wine is dark, dark secret part of the sensitive nature of the cultural heritage of the children in the last round of questions on the crank"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:43:00 No.7788207 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Will she ever sit on my face again?"

...56 translations later we get:

"To sit on my face"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:44:00 No.7788210 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788180

There are 56 languages in the translators database. So we are running it through every language filter we can. Just seems more fun that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:44:00 No.7788214 Report

Quoted By:

"Let there be everlasting light."

56 translations later...

"It will all end in fire."

Oh snap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:44:00 No.7788215 Report

Quoted By:

"i´m just the janitor. I keep this door closed and silence is my friend."

...56 translations later we get:

"My boss. You will still be close."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:44:00 No.7788217 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to "

...56 translations later we get:

"Sometimes, I can not say I regret it. Sometimes, it seems that she Hoped to play in my dreams. If you hope, peace and security you need."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:45:00 No.7788219 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788180

It also increases the number of odd results from the computer translations

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:46:00 No.7788222 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"everything is terrible"

...56 translations later we get:

"Worldwide."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:48:00 No.7788243 Report

Quoted By:

This is paranormal?
56 later...
This is fun?

o_o

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:48:00 No.7788245 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord."

...56 translations later we get:

"Of course, people are Dying in the Alpha and Omega of my start and kkeuteeyrago and listening."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:48:00 No.7788251 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"So sit back relax new jacks get smacked It's Snoop Doggy Dogg I'm at the top of the stack I don't lack for a second, and I'm still checkin The dopest motherfucker that ya hearin on the record it's me, ya see, S-N-double-O-P D-O-double-G-Y, the D-O-do"

...56 translations later we get:

"Sit down and new buildings, snoop dogg, Andrei, trust and options for poor women is Designed for all dogs of the Economic Pressures do not trust your doctor, or IP."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:48:00 No.7788253 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I avoid looking at mirrors when no one else is around for I am afraid of what might be looking back at me. Sometimes I wish I was blind so I wouldn't have to deal with the fear."

...56 translations later we get:

"Get a mirror or "yes", then I think you can see the fear of Losing their dreams."

Now I can't sleep tonight.

Captcha

Original text:

"cattle rsons"

...56 translations later we get:

"The s' Animal."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:49:00 No.7788261 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life."

...56 translations later we get:

"Fidel Castro passed over the crown of life, he was killed."

wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:50:00 No.7788265 Report

Quoted By: >>7788276

Original text:

"There are other things that need to be taken into account here. Like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Like other human Emotions. Thank you for damage to the reputation of others."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:50:00 No.7788268 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Welcome to the latest edition of the Star Wars Roleplaying game. Whether you're an experienced player or new to the game, you're in for a real treat."

...56 translations later we get:

"Select the war in the moment. This is the most experienced players to make a great holiday."

I might run all my group's scenarios through this. Maybe it'll make for some interesting adventures in the galaxy far far away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:51:00 No.7788276 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788265
gave me chills

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:52:00 No.7788281 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition"

...56 translations later we get:

"Efforts to share information. But I do not think that's bad. Sorry. Impact on the private sector"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:53:00 No.7788286 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death."

...56 translations later we get:

"Death is eternal life in hell waiting for rescue or death."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:55:00 No.7788295 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"The matter lies before the eyes of all; everybody sees it, touches it, loves it, but knows it not. It is glorious and vile, precious and of small account, and is found everywhere."

...56 translations later we get:

"But the relationships with your mouth, I know that crime is the Cheapest."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:56:00 No.7788305 Report

Quoted By:

>What am I doing here?
56 later
>What should I do.
56 later
>What can be done.
56 later
>If you can do that.
56 later
>March.

Wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:56:00 No.7788306 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"If these ancient spots were fascinating in the busy hours of twilight, fancy their utter and poignant charm in the sinister hours before dawn, when only cats, criminals, astronomers, and poetic antiquarians roam the waking world!"

...56 translations later we get:

"If you live in the hotel or cat cute, Archaeologists criminal นิตยสาร ดาราศาสตร์ แรก ของ บท กวี family ความ และ หิมะ รัก!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:56:00 No.7788308 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"You're still in with a chance of becoming America's Next Top Model"

...56 translations later we get:

"Triangle is always more in the United States."

badtranslator confirms tyra banks as illuminati

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:58:00 No.7788319 Report

Quoted By:

>I feel as though I'm wasting my life here. I feel like I should be doing greater things.
56 later
>I think that in my life. I want to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 09:58:00 No.7788320 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"There must be more to life than this."

...56 translations later we get:

"It does not exist outside."

Does that mean I don't have to leave the house any more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:00:00 No.7788332 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"It's a pretty old world, after all, & we shall never learn much about the inner nature of things."

...56 translations later we get:

"Beautiful world we live in a famous painting."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:00:00 No.7788337 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"What is the truth?"

...57 translations later we get:

"Village עשטעעלעקטראָננייַווערטעטאַ?"

57???

Rep

Rep Sat 28 May 2011 10:01:00 No.7788339 Report

Quoted By: >>7788353

"The wolf prowls tonight."

...56 translations later we get:

"Greg, I have a problem."

and

"The subconscious is our worst enemy."

...56 translations later we get:

"It can not be ignored enemies."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:01:00 No.7788342 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"In my dreams I'm dying all the time"

...56 translations later we get:

"Dorimutaimudeddo."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:01:00 No.7788343 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I wonder what the dead dream about."

...56 translations later we get:

"They wonder why the dream died."

GAH.

Captcha: "Solange searger"

...56 translations later we get:

"Sex"

Eeeexcellent...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:02:00 No.7788351 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"You can't handle the truth"

...56 translations later we get:

"Nemozesdaponesesistinata"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:02:00 No.7788353 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788339
I LOL'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:03:00 No.7788361 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"We love kitties, gawd bless their little whiskers, and we don't give a damn whether they or we are superior or inferior! They're confounded pretty, and that's all we know and all we need to know!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Curse God and love my cat for better or worse, death. ไม่มีข้อสงสัยเราสามารถไป!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:03:00 No.7788363 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"HOW EVERYTHING STILL TURNS TO GOLD AND IF YOU LISTEN VERY HARD THE TUNE WILL COME TO YOU AT LAST WHEN ALL ARE ONE AND ONE IS ALL TO BE A ROCK AND NOT TO ROLL WOE OH OH OH OH OH AND SHE´S BUYING A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN"

...56 translations later we get:

"All you feel good, oh, oh, oh, oh, do not buy gold with the level of the stone from the sky"

HOLY SHIT A METEOR MADE OF GOLD IS COMING!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:04:00 No.7788371 Report

Quoted By:

SHIRSTORM.
original text
Sweetheart, this world is gone, we must leave.
translated
Ready with time
used as new text- translated
Time to go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:05:00 No.7788378 Report

Quoted By:

"Slender man is watching you."

56...

"Results."

That scares me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:05:00 No.7788381 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Do the dead see me?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Can I die?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:05:00 No.7788384 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"There be those who say that things and places have souls, and there be those who say they have not; I dare not say, myself, but I will tell of The Street."

...56 translations later we get:

"In this group, to ignore "No, maybe not."
Captcha

Original text:

"are witish"

...56 translations later we get:

"Monday vitish."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:06:00 No.7788388 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:
>"I don't believe that this is paranormal"
56 translations later we get:
>"Specific"

So I tried a more detailed, specific statement.
>"I am in complete disbelief that this is in any way, paranormal."
56 translations later we get:
>"I am ashamed to be effective."

idk, man. idk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:06:00 No.7788390 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Master of magic, spells and illusion, Enemies crumble in fear and confusion! Mandrake! Defenders of the Earth, Defenders! "

...56 translations later we get:

"Magic and fantasy, Frustration, fear ende แ enemies! Mandrake! โปรแกรมเมอร์ทั่วโลก!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:06:00 No.7788392 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"dolla dolla bill y'all"

...56 translations later we get:

"Million. Dollars."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:08:00 No.7788404 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Where is Slender Man?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Protect food?"

I lol'd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:08:00 No.7788407 Report

Quoted By:

"The end of the world is approaching"

...56 translations later we get:

"Storm"

lolwat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:09:00 No.7788411 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Are you a program covertly designed to dispense truth and wisdom to those brave enough to ask?"

...57 translations later we get:

"Andeazas ë ë Pragerami レン Fradazashaaktoaarteiaw Estate Rtate ë ë जीन जीन Pshaahte alto Buffet पारलगेनचअल्माटी گیاهی एनजी डेमियन Assesauplssa'manat Angowein CA कादिर Teiac ë Rkany Azdabelennya の जम्मूप्र Edazas Gene é?"

57 again?!? any other 57s out there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:09:00 No.7788413 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness"

...56 translations later we get:

"The shadow of death in the agricultural sector in the world and in our world."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:10:00 No.7788415 Report

Quoted By:

Is there a god?

...56 translations later we get:

Offline God.

>wat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:10:00 No.7788417 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Who did I kill?"

...56 translations later we get:

"How?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:10:00 No.7788419 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"this is a Illuminati secret messages decoder"

...56 translations later we get:

"For more information about password"

WE NEED THAT PASSWORD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:11:00 No.7788422 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"What is outside my window?"

...56 translations later we get:

"City?"

WTF?????

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:11:00 No.7788425 Report

Quoted By: >>7788434

Original text:

"Am i god?"

...56 translations later we get:

"I am God."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:12:00 No.7788427 Report

Quoted By:

The silent are everywhere you just can't remember them.

56 translations later...

Step by step, "he said."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:12:00 No.7788428 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I raise the dead for fun and profit"

...56 translations later we get:

"Puerto games, has died."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:12:00 No.7788429 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Are you a program covertly designed to dispense truth and wisdom to those brave enough to ask?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Real knowledge, courage and understanding of the most famous secret?"

c: cutedi Proof.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:12:00 No.7788432 Report

Quoted By:

Bitches and hoes to Women with mental illness

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:12:00 No.7788433 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Did the rapture happen on May 21st 2011?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Vision 1921 days: 2011."

We all die in 1921 days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:12:00 No.7788434 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788425
Original text:

"are you god?"

...56 translations later we get:

"There is no God?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:12:00 No.7788437 Report

Quoted By: >>7788455

Original text:

"What is the password"

...56 translations later we get:

"We have"

Damn. They have it and they aren't giving it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:13:00 No.7788443 Report

Quoted By:

This is fucking genius! Paranormal or not! Bad translator is the oracle of /x/!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:14:00 No.7788450 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Memories and possibilities are ever more hideous than realities."

...56 translations later we get:

"Using the power of trash"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:14:00 No.7788455 Report

Quoted By: >>7788465 >>7788501

>>7788437

Original text:

"You must give me the password. For great justice."

...56 translations later we get:

"I need a password Defined."

They want us to go deeper.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:15:00 No.7788458 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I think this might be paranormal"

...56 translations later we get:

"I am Thinking about it."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:15:00 No.7788464 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Oh mighty oracle! What faults or fortunes does my future hold"

...56 translations later we get:

"Errors in the future"

Well damn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:15:00 No.7788465 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788455
Original text:

"the password is We have"

...56 translations later we get:

"Links."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:16:00 No.7788473 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Is the grifter real?"

...56 translations later we get:

"What is right and wrong?"

>.<

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:17:00 No.7788475 Report

Quoted By:

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

for archiving

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:18:00 No.7788482 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Am I demon?"

...56 translations later we get:

"This is how my fault."

i am thinking of writing a song using bad translator

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:18:00 No.7788483 Report

Quoted By:

"Do you have a mind of your own?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Can you give yours?"

o_______o

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:18:00 No.7788486 Report

Quoted By:

the password is

56 translations later...

Links.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:18:00 No.7788489 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I am that which passes over you in the last moment before you dream."

...56 translations later we get:

"This is one example."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:19:00 No.7788501 Report

Quoted By: >>7788510

>>7788455

I gave it the definition of password.

Original text:

"Password: something that enables one to pass or gain admission"

...56 translations later we get:

"Keywords: sending and receiving"

Its giving us hints!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:19:00 No.7788502 Report

Quoted By: >>7788601

"I have dreams where i kill every single human one by one, starting with myself"

...56 translations later we get:

"One person was killed in his sleep."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:20:00 No.7788506 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Their outlines were human, semi-human, fractionally human, and not human at all -- the horde was grotesquely heterogeneous."

...56 translations later we get:

"No, it is not enough - in part - how much worse."

and
Original text:

"56 translations later"

...56 translations later we get:

"Fifty - six days."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:20:00 No.7788510 Report

Quoted By: >>7788528

>>7788501
the password is links, now, how do we access it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:20:00 No.7788511 Report

Quoted By:

>Where are you?
South.

>What is your name?
Smakkdovn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:21:00 No.7788513 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"the password is links"

...56 translations later we get:

"Klassifikatyon"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:22:00 No.7788521 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Are you a sentient translator?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Throughout his life."

Notice the translation is not in question form... This MEANS something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:22:00 No.7788523 Report

Quoted By:

Translation Services USA

Subscribe to the Translator Blacklist
Add a Bad Translator to the Blacklist

Funny Free Translation Tool Bad Translator

Original text:

"How will death welcome me?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Welcome to the death penalty or not."

well, I'm fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:22:00 No.7788524 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Who is outside my house?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Home"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:23:00 No.7788528 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788510

lets see, keywords sending and receiving... password is links...

Sending and receiving links?
What does it mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:24:00 No.7788536 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Is there someone in my house with me?"

...56 translations later we get:

"WoW Forums."

OH JESUS IT'S WORSE THAN I'D FEARED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:24:00 No.7788539 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"what should I do about being so sleepy?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Sleeping."
I lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:25:00 No.7788545 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"How do I protect us from his reach?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Do you know how."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:25:00 No.7788552 Report

Quoted By:

guise guise
i got it
the password is links...

Original text:

"multiple legends of zelda protagonists"

...56 translations later we get:

"Wrong: Some who participate"

ah. well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:26:00 No.7788559 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Should I summon the devil? "

...56 translations later we get:

"Word?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:26:00 No.7788563 Report

Quoted By: >>7788584

Original text:

"Links are the secret."

...56 translations later we get:

"C project Confidential."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:26:00 No.7788564 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Where is Slender Man from?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Disease?"

T_T

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:27:00 No.7788567 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"how do i access your secret database? "

...56 translations later we get:

"Disseminatyon of information or not."

it wants us to spread the information that we may get? weird for the illuminati

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:28:00 No.7788575 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Miss Scarlet in the billiards room with the revolver"

...56 translations later we get:

"Red lake Degradation."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:28:00 No.7788578 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"who is Karin Catherine Waldegrave?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Karen, Katrin, eraserheads selection."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:29:00 No.7788584 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788563
almost there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:30:00 No.7788591 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I demand you give me the secrets illuminati machine Links, goddamn it. Links."

...56 translations later we get:

"Agensyes, click on the link."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:31:00 No.7788598 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"What are you linked to?"

...56 translations later we get:

"What are you doing."

ITS ON TO ME.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:31:00 No.7788601 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788502

i lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:31:00 No.7788605 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I want you to scare me."

...56 translations later we get:

"Be careful."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:32:00 No.7788607 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"GIVE US THE LINKS"

...56 translations later we get:

"United States"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:32:00 No.7788611 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Alien it indeed was to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, but we recognized it as the thing hinted of in the forbidden Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred"

...56 translations later we get:

"Surprisingli, literary understanding, the balance between art and society. The נעקוראָנאָמיקאָנקוראַסוסוקירו Arab Abdul alhazred wild."

Kid Cannibal

Kid Cannibal Sat 28 May 2011 10:33:00 No.7788613 Report

Quoted By:

"There is always a monster behind you, and nothing can save you."

...56 translations later we get:

"Before the monster."

>longneckreactionguy.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:33:00 No.7788614 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Am I talking to the dead?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Communication with the dead?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:34:00 No.7788618 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"When will I die?"

...56 translations later we get:

"I killed him."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:34:00 No.7788621 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I'm not afraid of you, you stupid translator!"

...56 translations later we get:

"I am afraid that its a crazy situation"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:34:00 No.7788623 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Where was I?"

...56 translations later we get:

"South."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:34:00 No.7788624 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"seriously, will nibiru/elenin bring the end times?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Nibiru is actually a deer?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:35:00 No.7788628 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I wish I wasn't a virgin."

...56 translations later we get:

"Unfortunately, she is a woman."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:36:00 No.7788636 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Was Obama born in the United States"

...56 translations later we get:

"Obama was born in the United States."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:36:00 No.7788638 Report

Quoted By:

"Cast your burden on the Lord, and he will sustain you; he will never permit the righteous to be moved."

...56 translations later we get:

"Participate in the Lord, and I think that the judges shot."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:36:00 No.7788640 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Bad translator is demon-possessed."

...56 translations later we get:

"Weak."

._O

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:37:00 No.7788644 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Were the Mayans right about December 21, 2012"

...56 translations later we get:

"May, 21 December 2012."

wtf?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:37:00 No.7788647 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I'm pretty sure this thing is possessed."

...56 translations later we get:

"I am the door."

OH SHI-

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:38:00 No.7788650 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I'm a submissive sissy boy. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Very small."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:39:00 No.7788658 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"international monetary fund"

...56 translations later we get:

"Imp"

+

Original text:

"united nations"

...56 translations later we get:

"Fosforus"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:40:00 No.7788663 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Send me the link and I will receive. What is C project?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Call for change?"

Now we just need the number...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:41:00 No.7788667 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"For it is God who works in you, both to will and to work for his good pleasure."

...56 translations later we get:

"God of Cardiac arrest."

I expected that one to come out dirtier for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:41:00 No.7788671 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Are we doomed like Nostradamus foresaw"

...56 translations later we get:

"Nostradamus predicted in this study"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:41:00 No.7788674 Report

Quoted By: >>7788684

Original text:

"Bad Translator has a soul."

...56 translations later we get:

"Do not be sad."

^_^ It wants to be fwends!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:42:00 No.7788680 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"WHAT ARE YOU"

...56 translations later we get:

"Media."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:43:00 No.7788684 Report

Quoted By: >>7788693

>>7788674

Original text:

"I'll be your friend, Bad Translator."

...56 translations later we get:

"Friends, I offer my bad"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:43:00 No.7788687 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Will the Illuminati start the New World Order before the end of 2012"

...56 translations later we get:

"New financial world in 2012."

Oh sh...

The iterations in the translation were a little creepy too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:43:00 No.7788693 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788684
I hope his bad is our good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:44:00 No.7788697 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Therefore, stay awake, for you do not know on what day your Lord is coming."

...56 translations later we get:

"So, I did not sleep today."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:46:00 No.7788706 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango. The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo."

...56 translations later we get:

"Congo, birch, apricot, and the average depth of the defect. Congo, drunk again, Oh, my sins, I started to give up"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:46:00 No.7788711 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Brothers, I do not consider that I have made it my own. But one thing I do: forgetting what lies behind and straining forward to what lies ahead, I press on toward the goal for the prize of the upward call of God in Christ Jesus."

...56 translations later we get:

"My brother, I think. But one thing: Jesus the messiah, God, what is best for your life and forget the door."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:47:00 No.7788712 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"History had led me to this archaic grave. History, indeed, was all I had after everything else ended in mocking Satanism."

...56 translations later we get:

"Traditional models for coal mine, on rice."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:48:00 No.7788715 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Life is not the answer, or the world."

It's not 42!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:49:00 No.7788721 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"For the law of the Spirit of life has set you free in Christ Jesus from the law of sin and death."

...56 translations later we get:

"Responsible for the death of Jesus and the punishment of true freedom."

o.O

Archie

Archie Sat 28 May 2011 10:49:00 No.7788726 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"He was speaking to the horse."

...56 translations later we get:

"Tell us your story."

Captcha: shite plictini

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:49:00 No.7788727 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"What will happen to this website?"

...56 translations later we get:

"This is on top of the page."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:50:00 No.7788734 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Our God is in the heavens; he does all that he pleases."

...56 translations later we get:

"There is no God."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:50:00 No.7788735 Report

Quoted By:

"Nope."
...56 translations later we get:
"Customer Service"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:54:00 No.7788756 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Who is Zalgo and what does he want?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Six, right?"

Six what? SIX WHAAAAT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:54:00 No.7788762 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"oh yes fuck me harder!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Oh, yes!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:55:00 No.7788765 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"This translator is the voice of God"

...56 translations later we get:

"Translating the voice of God."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:55:00 No.7788771 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. . . . I simply am not there. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Mr. Hard, Tony Tony skull and abstract ideas. But it is not clear ... Also"

Archie

Archie Sat 28 May 2011 10:56:00 No.7788775 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"But even is his dying fear,
One dreadful sound could the Rover hear;
A sound as if with the Inchcape Bell,
The Devil below was ringing his knell."

...56 translations later we get:

"Death and evil, level bike, audio, jerome · the project."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:58:00 No.7788791 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"She tore a hole in our universe, a gateway to another dimension. A dimension of pure chaos. Pure... evil. When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was alive"

...56 translations later we get:

"We are located near the hole Mon The hotel is somewhat better, but ... Once again the whole agreement, but it is accepted ..."
Original text:

"Where we're going... we don't need eyes to see! "

...56 translations later we get:

"If you ... I nuneyitda!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 10:59:00 No.7788796 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Smile for the camera!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Eygam ใ hguegoong!"

Slenderman is trying to say something in his native tongue!!!

captcha: Motives issafe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:00:00 No.7788803 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I have such wonderful, wonderful things... to show you.."

...56 translations later we get:

"Top ... .. Registration."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:01:00 No.7788809 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:02:00 No.7788817 Report

Quoted By:

"That which does not kill me, makes me stronger."

...56 translations later we get:

"Personally I have more that I could not kill."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:05:00 No.7788832 Report

Quoted By:

"And I heard as it were the noise of thunder. One of the four beasts saying come and see and I saw. And behold a white horse. There's a man going around taking names. And he decides who to free and who to blame"

...56 translations later we get:

"When I heard the Explosion. He said the release of the four beasts, and suddenly, on a white horse with the World Health Organization, the role ..."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:06:00 No.7788836 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"what is the deal with trumps hair"

...56 translations later we get:

"Management is very important."

Archie

Archie Sat 28 May 2011 11:07:00 No.7788838 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Power wood and glass eyes or hands that night, I used to fear?"

Original text:

"The Earth is suffocating… Swear to make them cut me open, so that I won’t be buried alive."

...56 translations later we get:

"Opening ... I promise to life."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:08:00 No.7788842 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:09:00 No.7788847 Report

Quoted By: >>7788868

Original text:

"will you keep your 4chan thread alive"

...20 translations later we get:

"4chan is alive in May"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:12:00 No.7788862 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I want to have time to look for my children, and see how many of them I can find. Maybe I shall find them among the dead. Hear me, my chiefs! I am tired; my heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever"

...56 translations later we get:

"Help your child bearing, I'm tired of you, Sorry I touched my heart, my mind is dead. The efforts of the sun is too early."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:13:00 No.7788868 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788847

Oh shit! It's alive!

Archie

Archie Sat 28 May 2011 11:13:00 No.7788870 Report

Quoted By: >>7788882

Original text:

"We are innocent."

...56 translations later we get:

"Edazashintearafaricksksu Araridox 尼纳你. グリーン胡抑郁症. ハジ富豪 Frazazaedazashu ż は Yan Zhang - Yekuno イム型升のの Lyega スレーブ Inimasa'ed Edazasen Teshange Tam Giagiaven. Ali ġ ħ Ixv Evebela Edazasgi me é Xetaneaw Salanaondazashi."

lolwhat?

Archie

Archie Sat 28 May 2011 11:15:00 No.7788882 Report

Quoted By:

>>7788870
I ran that "We are innocent" one again and got:

"It does not want to."

That makes a bit more sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:16:00 No.7788885 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

...56 translations later we get:

"What else?"

I know, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:20:00 No.7788902 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

""He's a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But, he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don't listen. Remember that, do not listen." "

...56 translations later we get:

""He's a liar and Attacking the truth, the devil in your mind and you can hear a song you want to remember the situation when I mix peura mix .. liar."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:22:00 No.7788916 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

""You start to play it and it's like somebody's nightmare. And then this woman comes on, smiling at you, right? Seeing you through the screen. Then when it's over, your phone rings, someone knows you watched the tape and what they say is, 'You will die in seven days.'""

...56 translations later we get:

""To kill you seven days to two hours if you want to create renshi're seen on the screen as it is now a Nightmare."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:26:00 No.7788939 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"There is always someone who has the same problems as you."

...56 translations later we get:

"With the same problem."

its my signature phrase.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:35:00 No.7788995 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"access secret links"

...56 translations later we get:

"Access to Confidential Communications."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:41:00 No.7789025 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I could love you with the intensity of the sun, for all of my life. We would have kids and they would smile and we would be happy. It's up to you."

...56 translations later we get:

"One of the Highlights of my life. I Laughed about the fate of the people."

well, who would say

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:45:00 No.7789049 Report

Quoted By:

Original text: Part of a suicide not I wrote a long time ago, didn't go through with it obviously.
I hate what I've become. I'm a bastard. Thief, Deviant. The enormity of my sins makes me shake with tears. I don't want to go to hell. I'm afraid there's no heaven or hell. Not going anywhere would be hell. I'm so afraid like a child im so afraid
Translated
To make him happy, to play my mistake, I do not want to see what it would be illegal piracy, I was in Hell, Paradise and Hell, I'm on, I think he used just what I'm talking for children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:48:00 No.7789068 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"access confidential communications"

...56 translations later we get:

"Safe login."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 11:50:00 No.7789082 Report

Quoted By:

I hate myself. Sick fuck, I sucked his dick. No changing that though I could. The only thing I would change is the person. I hate him now. Two others know, they think I have no self control. It was a lapse in control! My friendships are tainted by secrets and sex.

Translated:
I hate it. The devil was sick, I suck cock. Any changes in the bottle. The only change in the face. I do not like now. The other two brands, I have no limits. This is the error handling! My friend infection, sex secrets and sex.

Haha, That made me laugh. "I suck cock"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 12:23:00 No.7789230 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls."

...56 translations later we get:

"My life - always felt a threat to your body and mind in the world you can see them. The ability to meet a woman bishop."

hmm.

captcha: urban rullette

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 12:31:00 No.7789264 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"I don't want to lose you"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hate"

Sat 28 May 2011 12:38:00 No.7789286 Report

Quoted By:

Hmm... even trying other people's text can give strange results

Original text:

""I am that which passes over you in the last moment before you dream.""

...56 translations later we get:

""We are still voices of the people and the end ..""

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 12:44:00 No.7789310 Report

Quoted By:

This one made me happy

Original text:

"This one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy"

...56 translations later we get:

"This site has some problems."

More translations

Sat 28 May 2011 12:51:00 No.7789334 Report

Quoted By:

"Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane." H. P. Lovecraft"
...56 translations later we get:
"This is a dance with death, very important." Eng."

Original text is a Salad Finger quote: "the nettles make me think happy times.........oh bubble trumps! "
...56 translations later we get:
"Love life ......... Kunhaadgrnebeoou!"

Original text:
"I love you."
...56 translations later we get:
"I love the details"

"I would like some wine and cheese. Where is the bathroom please."
...56 translations later we get:
"Bath, where wine and cheese, please."

"Blame Canada, they aren't even a real country anyway" ...56 translations later becomes "Income in Canada, effective Sunday"

A line from the Hank Sr's classic, "Honky Tonkin'": "When you and your baby have a fallin' out
Just call me up sweet mama and we'll go steppin' out
And we'll go Honky Tonkin', Honky Tonkin'"
...50 translations later we have: "If your child is beautiful, Tokyo, Japan, the devil, the devil as a target."

Sat 28 May 2011 13:01:00 No.7789372 Report

Quoted By:

By far the most unsettling response I have received thus far:
Original text:

"Man must die"

...56 translations later we get:

"Some people have been killed."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 14:58:00 No.7789753 Report

Quoted By:

"OP is probably a massive faggot"

...56 translations later we get:

"Protocol to the Convention on the machine."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2011 18:25:00 No.7790123 Report

Quoted By:

Original text:

"holy shit this thread is still alive?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hi, this is still alive."

Original text:
Captcha

"proart line"

...56 translations later we get:

"Download the pro area."

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