Please read the previous threads if you have the time:
Thread 1- http://chanarchive.org/4chan/x/11114
Thread 2- http://chanarchive.org/4chan/x/11147/ask-me-any-questions-thread-2

To sum it up:
I am an experiment kept in a secret bunker which I believe is underground.
I am used as a host for sentient alien crystals.
To be honest if you only want to read a small amount just read the part in the second thread about what I saw in the lab (that seems to be the most important thing at the moment).