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Anonymous !pants1bKj2 Thu 02 Jun 2011 22:06:00 No.7831696 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7831766 >>7835217 >>7836513 >>7846587 >>7848528

ITT: You were the creeper.

>3AM, at a bus stop near a walmart waiting for my girlfriend to get off work (she worked nightshifts and I liked to walk her home to be safe)
>She's running late and I'm worried
>Girl walked by, glances at me
>I step out from the bus stop awning and ask if she's seen a young girl come out of the (really empty) walmart
>"no, sorry"
>"oh okay. i'm...expecting her"
>She hurries off, looking freaked out
>mfw i was lurking at a dark non-operating bus stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 22:08:00 No.7831710 Report

Quoted By: >>7845329

>see a guy in front of his house
>very nice house, I have to say this
>man, it would be a SHAME if anything happened to it
>tsssssssssssssssssssss....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 22:12:00 No.7831730 Report

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>walking back to my apartment from taking my dog out to pee
>girl gets out of car in front of me and begins walking to her apartment, doesn't see me
>dog breathing all raspy like a creep mother fuck
>dog tries to run up to her because it loves people
>she turns around and screams
>realizes it was my dog
>awkward walk all the way back

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 22:14:00 No.7831741 Report

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>Just chilling underground, as I do every night
>Some fuck comes into my cave, lighting fires and stealing my coal
>Fuck nigga I fuck you up
>Using my amazing powers I explode killing us both

>WHO WAS CREEPER

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 22:18:00 No.7831766 Report

Quoted By: >>7831814

>>7831696
>>7831696
do you actually have a girlfriend or were you just stalking someone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 22:19:00 No.7831771 Report

Quoted By: >>7831831

>Friend goes off to meet his girlfriend.
>He uses a shortcut trough the forest.
>Follow him all the way to an abandoned building miles away from our town.
>He enters the building , I rush into it.
>Luckily he hasn't noticed me.
>They explore the abandoned building that seems to be a factory.
>They walk into a room that's very dark.
>I place my hands on their shoulders say ''No where to run''.
>They both NOPE all week long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 22:25:00 No.7831814 Report

Quoted By: >>7831888

>>7831766

I actually have a girlfriend. I told her what happened and she laughed about it.

She's since quit because of the shady shit that went on at the Wal*Mart, and I have to say I'm pretty happy about her not getting off work at a ridiculous time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 22:27:00 No.7831824 Report

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>some bitch with white eyes popping some pretty flowers
>fuck you, i will explode your ass to the nether
>he disappear
>i chase
>he fucking gone

>not sure who is the creeper

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 22:28:00 No.7831831 Report

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>>7831771
Haha so much win

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 22:32:00 No.7831861 Report

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Not me, but a friend

>be 19
>With girlfriend in my dorm
>She lives across town, about a 20-30-minute walk
>Tell my roommate I'll be back later
>Walk all the way to her house, dick around
>her mother offers to take me back to my dorm
>driving along road
>see roommate wandering alone in the dark
>all of us wtf
>pick him up
>he claims he was trying to surprise us
>NOPE around him until transfer to new college

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 22:35:00 No.7831888 Report

Quoted By: >>7831941 >>7831966 >>7832471

>>7831814
Does she know she's your girlfriend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 22:41:00 No.7831941 Report

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>>7831888
Pah, as if she needs to know

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 22:43:00 No.7831966 Report

Quoted By: >>7837969

>>7831888
what she doesn't know can't hurt her

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 22:44:00 No.7831979 Report

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>late at night at the beach with a few people, two who are my friends
>i'm drunk and high, friends also
>they wander off without me, i get bored and go looking for them
>i wander up to some two people near the shore, its dark so i can't see them until i'm close
>they look like rich bitches who probably live in tghe nice houses right on the beach
>two rich ultra-douches run up and say who are you
>i say looking for my friends
>rich douche tries to get verbally aggressive but doesn't approach me cause i'm a big dude and prob looked intimidating in the dark
>i say my mistake sorry and go off down the beach to find my friends

Thu 02 Jun 2011 22:52:00 No.7832033 Report

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>play hide and seek at friend's house where his family rents out resort apartments
>Hide on top of shower stall with huge windows that are usually too high to see into
>One of the people renting a room taking a shower
>"Well I can't move now or she will see me"
>Sees me anyway
>Drop from roof and start running
>Come back, they know it was me.

>At same resort place
>Walking home at 2 am, dont know which house is which (first day)
>Neighbor's gate exact same
>Locked, "oh well"
>Jump it, wearing black hoody and black pants (gets cold at night)
>My friend's resort manager next door screams "Galya, k tebe lezut!" which means, "Someone is breaking in"
>People start yelling
>Parkour up the wall, run away

>next morning people talking about it
>"A huge guy jumped over the wall, we were so scared"
>"He had a gun!" (I didn't have shit)
>Other exaggerations
>Maximum troll

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:01:00 No.7832097 Report

Quoted By: >>7832113

>studying inside university library late one night
>on my way out some girl is standing in front of the glass door looking out
>realise she's also listening to music
>don't want to freak her out by tapping her shoulder
>press the open door button instead
>when the door opens she turns around and scream

Thank you for making me feel like a rapist/murderer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:03:00 No.7832106 Report

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Bumpin for maximum creep

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:04:00 No.7832113 Report

Quoted By: >>7832157

>>7832097
>>7832097
>mfw if you just approached her at a normal pace and said excuse me, she would have apologized and a conversation might have struck up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:04:00 No.7832114 Report

Quoted By: >>7832216 >>7832318 >>7832320 >>7832431 >>7832908 >>7834556 >>7834765 >>7834780 >>7835055 >>7835217 >>7838215 >>7844072

Wandering around city at night with camera
Find a building that is scheduled for demolision
Explore building, get bored with roof and head to the basement
See faint orange light in the deepest corner of subfloors
Realize its a bunch of crackheads squating and getting high
Turn off flashlight and try to sneak off before being murdered and raped
Knock over huge pile of debris in totall darkness
Hear crackheads start nopeing outloud to each other
Amused I spew forth the must gutteral scream I can manage and start kicking boxes and laughing
Pee my pants as crackheads trample each other trying to escape the wrath of satan.
Realize one crackhead is still there, looks dead, bleeded from falling up the stairs in the herd exodus
Quietly sneak out
Laugh about it for the rest of my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:09:00 No.7832153 Report

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My sister gets startled much easier than the average person. This happens often.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:10:00 No.7832157 Report

Quoted By: >>7832197

>>7832113
>>realise she's also listening to music
Ok so I left some details out, but I realised she listened to music because she didn't react when I spoke to her hence why I tried to get her attention some other way without getting physical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:11:00 No.7832163 Report

Quoted By: >>7832172

I purposely sidle startle and stalk people all the time when I'm not on medication.

Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:12:00 No.7832172 Report

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>>7832163
Doin the lord's work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:15:00 No.7832197 Report

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>>7832157
ah

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:18:00 No.7832216 Report

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>>7832114
>falling up the stairs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:25:00 No.7832267 Report

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let's keep these going. they're funny as fuck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:27:00 No.7832273 Report

Quoted By: >>7832320 >>7832478

>Live in a quiet neighborhood often filled with old Jews who have lived there since it was built in the 1950's
>Driving home from friends apartment which is also in the same neighborhood
>Slightly drunk, but it's a 2 minute drive and its one straight street
>About 1:30 in the morning
>Crawl up to stop sign
>Stop and keep brakes on
>See coyote running around the place
>Stay still and turn off my lights to not scare it and watch it some more
>It wanders away and I quietly turn my lights on and roll on through the intersection
>I see a person who was once walking around now continues their NOPEing
>I realize to them I pulled up, turned off my lights and stayed there watching them
>Plan to do this more at random intervals but stroll alongside them as I do so

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:33:00 No.7832318 Report

Quoted By: >>7832419

>>7832114
please post the text again in greentext.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:33:00 No.7832320 Report

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>>7832273
>>7832114
laughed my ass off to these

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:33:00 No.7832321 Report

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>stand behind advertisement board at bus stop waiting for the bus
>minding own business an looking around with a dopey face
>woman walks around the corner
>for no reason freaks the fuck out right after seeing me
>get almost clipped by the bus
>my face after

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:38:00 No.7832369 Report

Quoted By: >>7840843

>dumping dead bodies into a large pipe in the forest
>people walk by
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:39:00 No.7832379 Report

Quoted By: >>7832436 >>7835217

Called my friend at like 2am to sneak out and have a smoke with me (we been up playin games online all night) think it will be funny to go hide in the bushes along the road and scare the fuck out of him. See him coming so I stay quiet. Right when he gets next to me I scream "Another one falls!" from shadowfang keep in wow. He freaks out and runs off screaming like a girl. I fall down laughing
Suddenly my friend is standing over me and he says "Dude why did you scare that girl so bad? Wtf is wrong with you man?"

Oops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:41:00 No.7832404 Report

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This happened like 3 days ago:
>evening
>standing in open doorway of house
>holding electric guitar
>amp plugged in behind me
>not currently playing, on smoke break
>street empty
>boxes stacked to my right on sidewalk
>next girl coming down sidewalk doesnt see me behind boxes
>crank amp
>jump out from behind boxes and rake everything
>girl screams, partially falls over, and runs the entire way down the street

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:43:00 No.7832419 Report

Quoted By: >>7832434 >>7832460

>>7832318
I don't know how to greentext

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:44:00 No.7832431 Report

Quoted By: >>7832554 >>7832877

>>7832114
It was funny until the guy died and you laughed at it :l

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:44:00 No.7832434 Report

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>>7832419
> try >

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:44:00 No.7832436 Report

Quoted By:

>>7832379
>"What the fuck is wrong with you, man?"
laughed my fucking ass off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:46:00 No.7832460 Report

Quoted By: >>7837977

>>7832419
Just put the > symbol before each line.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:47:00 No.7832471 Report

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>>7831888

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:47:00 No.7832478 Report

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>>7832273
(famesagging)

>Friends and I enjoy Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job
>Favorite is Spagett
>Spook all day erry day
>Friend's dad owns 1 acre of land in the middle of some dubious neighborhood, we all wtf as to how he owns a goddamned acre
>Drive down past the house to the acre, pull around past some trees and park
>See I'm the first one there, even before my friend whose house it was
>Go and park down the acre in the corner shrouded in shadows
>Walk by bushes that are 8-9 feet tall and hide behind them
>Watch friend pull up notyetnotyou.jpeg
>Friend who loves Spagett pulls up
>See him get out and walk along bushes
>Creep on the other side following, making sure to snap branches and make a small ruccus
>See him stop and kinda freak out
>Stop and continue with him along the length of the bushes
>Getting to a break, walk faster to beat him to it
>Jump out yelling "SPAGETT!"
>See him fall back in pure terror
>Friends come running out of house to see what happened
>We all laugh and go inside to drink

t-shirt !pants1bKj2

t-shirt !pants1bKj2 Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:47:00 No.7832482 Report

Quoted By: >>7832579

>cat sleeping on bed
>slowly and quietly approach cat
>put my face right in front of its sleeping face
>start breathing so that my cat can feel it
>she opens her eyes and lets out a weird meow as she arches her back

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:48:00 No.7832486 Report

Quoted By: >>7832541 >>7832573 >>7835217 >>7850222

11 pm. Walking home from friends house through dark neighborhood, wearing black hood pulled up. Had a cold, nose been bleeding alot cause dry sinuses, plus I live in desert climate. Nose starts bleeding again, gushing, goddamnit. No Kleenex, so tilt head back, trying to walk like a retard and get home. Hoodie falls down, Mexican cholos notice my long hair and start following me (fuckin rapists) i ignore them, keep walking at a steady, staggering pace with head tilted slightly back, warm blood gushing down my throat, sick. Frusturated, one says "hey bitch!" grabs my shoulder and I turn, face falls forward and blood gush out of my nose and mouth and scream like fucking banshee. They look terrified and nope the fuck out, cursin in Spanish. Ruined hoodie, but worth it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:49:00 No.7832497 Report

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> be 19
> walking out of a friend's dorm building at 3AM to go to bed
> see a girl who I vaguely know and who is both insane and paranoid
> she lives in my building
> walk all the way back about twenty feet behind her as she no doubt thinks I'm about to rape her
> yep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:50:00 No.7832504 Report

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>be in 6th grade
>eating chips and making weird faces out the window
>girl in other car sees me
>she looks freaked out
>suddenly that car speeds away
>mfw she is in my class

And here is another one, but I'm not the creeper in this one.
>riding a bike through the city
>approach bridge across the river
>hop off bike so that I can look off of the bridge
>walking towards overlook
>hear faint rattling besides me
>notice hobo is walking right besides me
>wtf how did he get there
>hop on bike and dart away
>hobo must feel wierd
>feel bad for hobo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:53:00 No.7832541 Report

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>>7832486
fuck yeah.

8 !kSu8IbtFXA

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8 !kSu8IbtFXA Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:54:00 No.7832553 Report

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>wait for a friend at night in from of the Museum of Natural History that's filled with dinosaurs
>meanwhile, lean on the door
>door opens
>get on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur
>wander around looking at dinosaur bones.
>sneeze
>see a guy running by you, screaming and waving his arms around
>mfw
>get out and meet friend
>two days later I hear the watchman at the museum quit his job
>said the museum is haunted and he hears sneezing every night
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:54:00 No.7832554 Report

Quoted By: >>7832567

>>7832431
***MORALFAG ALERT***

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:55:00 No.7832567 Report

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>>7832554
You think it is bad that I have morals; therefore, you have morals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:56:00 No.7832573 Report

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>>7832486
Latino's NOPE at everything that is out place. Nice one!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:56:00 No.7832579 Report

Quoted By: >>7832606 >>7833329

>>7832482
More pet creeper stories!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:59:00 No.7832601 Report

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>outside
>feeling lonely
>see someone in the distance
>run over to them
>its been so long since iv had a hug
>get nervous and TSSSSSS BOOM
>forever alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2011 23:59:00 No.7832606 Report

Quoted By: >>7832803

>>7832579
>I have a tarantula
>Shed its skin a while ago
>Woman in work pisses me off
>Made her think I had brought real spider in
>Surprised her with skin in my hand
>She spends ten minutes hyperventilating, after the screaming stops
>No-one else in work gives a fuck
>Good times

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 00:13:00 No.7832727 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 00:20:00 No.7832803 Report

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>>7832606

It's better than being pissed on.

Ba-dum tss

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 00:27:00 No.7832877 Report

Quoted By:

>>7832431

>implying everyone who appears to be dead is in fact, DEAD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 00:31:00 No.7832908 Report

Quoted By:

>>7832114
you, sir made my day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 00:45:00 No.7832996 Report

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This happened about 7 Years ago
>Get up 3am to make it to High School, Make it to subway no one there but me and Woman in train
>woman keeps staring at me nervously anxiously looking at watch and each stop.
>50 minutes later make it to my stop, it's also her stop... Can tell she's nervous so I decide to go out the other exit so as not to get her to freak out even more.
>Still early for school and Didn't want to go to JROTC so cut school and wander around...
>See her again, She see's me and Starts walking quickly, lose sight of her... make it Calvary Cemetery in Queens, Decide to go in... Guess who is there...
>screams runs and I do the same. Don't want cops to think i was stalking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 01:03:00 No.7833105 Report

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this thread is more or IRL trollling than what OP intended, bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 01:11:00 No.7833164 Report

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>be 10 years old
>I'm with a newly introduced group of friends (our new neighbourhood)
>go into explore an empty abandoned cigarette factory
>its a huge ass building, no lights in some areas... some areas have windows though
>we silently move through the building
>suddenly someone yells "FUCK"
>everybody runs but I fell on the ground
>fucking alone in the huge building
>in order to go out I need to pass a lightless huge coridor I MEAN HUGE and need to find my way through three doors
>smells of fucking piss and shit everywhere
>Im shaking and shit
>finally see the daylight
>never been happier

I made up some stories about the buildilng because I stayed there too long though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 01:24:00 No.7833263 Report

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I was always pulling funny little pranks, still do
>be 8 years old.
>have a sister 3 years younger
>she has a little cuddly lion, based on Kiara from the second Lion King.
>when she's briefly out the room, I run in and place a bit of paper I've written on and a pen in front of the lion, so it looks like its written it.
>it says "I am watching you. You will never escape," or words to that effect.
>run out
>sister comes into room, reads the message that Kiara has written, screams and cries to our mum.
>coolface.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 01:34:00 No.7833329 Report

Quoted By: >>7833647 >>7835217 >>7838092 >>7841748

>>7832579

Note that the climax all happens in about 10 seconds

>Spend half of a cats life trying to sneak up on it
>Get pissed because it has such good hearing
>Finally decide this is the day
>Cat is sleeping on one of those small, thin rugs in the kitchen
>Step towards it extremely slowly, 1 step every few minutes
>Eventually get my face inches from his
>Reach out, touch it, and scream loud
>Cat jumps up with pure terror on its face
>Tries to run, but the rug gets bunched under his legs and he falls over it on himself
>Finally gets off the rug and runs to the fridge and instinctively tries to climb it like a tree
>Lol as he gets halfway up and then slowly slides down
>Finally wises up and runs full speed out of the room, not before trying to turn a corner too fast and slamming its side into the wall
>Totally worth its fearful stares from then on

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 01:34:00 No.7833334 Report

Quoted By: >>7834416

>Be, like, 9
>First time watching the Exorcist with my older sister (she was 11) and dad
>Kinda bored, a bit freaked out at some parts, but lol'd at the head-spinning
>Get into room after movie, lights out
>start slightly nope-ing because I have vivid imagination
>troll sister slams open door, dressed in white sheet with black wig and yells in a gutteral, demon-voice "FUCKME FUCKME"
>I start and punch her in the face
>she doesn't try to scare me again ever
>mfw I handled it like a boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 01:35:00 No.7833344 Report

Quoted By: >>7835217

>work w annoying bitch in photo dept of superstore
> leave half-used roll in envelope with no name for her to develop
> it's pics of her sitting in her car, on breaks, lunches, etc that I've taken from far away over few months whenever opportunity arises
> she shits brix
> hahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 01:51:00 No.7833445 Report

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>Hide in closet at top of stairs
>door open, but completely camouflaged because of coats
>call dog/brother/sister/mom etc.
>wait until they walk past, look around, and walk back
>Jump out and scream
>lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 02:01:00 No.7833505 Report

Quoted By: >>7833520 >>7833525 >>7833530 >>7833552

what the hell does NOPE stand for? Obviously something to do with running away in terror, but what exactly? Can't seem to be able to google it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 02:03:00 No.7833520 Report

Quoted By: >>7833531

>>7833505
it doesn't stand for anything, it's just Nope, but capitalized for more emphasis.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 02:04:00 No.7833525 Report

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>>7833505

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 02:06:00 No.7833530 Report

Quoted By: >>7833541

>>7833505
Summerfag detected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 02:06:00 No.7833531 Report

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>>7833520
but how do people use it as a verb? Nope just means no, how can someone NOPE?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 02:07:00 No.7833536 Report

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>Spotaneous deep thoughts during day/Daydreaming.

>A girl sits down in the area I'm staring

>DEEP FUCKING THOUGHT.

>She waves at me like the "Hello are you awake?" type of wave

>A bit trapped in thought.

>Still staring

>She walks a bit creeped out

>Never see her again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 02:08:00 No.7833541 Report

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>>7833530
lol no, I've been unemployed for 5 months

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 02:10:00 No.7833552 Report

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>>7833505
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

All stemmed from this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 02:15:00 No.7833566 Report

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Moar creeps

!b055SVEeZg

!b055SVEeZg Fri 03 Jun 2011 02:20:00 No.7833593 Report

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>Stay at Girlfriend's place
>Wake up several times to find her staring at me
>Perturbed,and so,didn't sleep
>Now exhausted
>No ta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 02:29:00 No.7833647 Report

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>>7833329
FUCK YES

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 02:33:00 No.7833670 Report

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> I go inside the cupboard to look for something
> room mate doesn't realise I'm there and shuts the door.
> he opens the door again to get his coat
> I jump out.
> he screams like a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 03:12:00 No.7833946 Report

Quoted By: >>7834014

> Be in a car with my family
> Have hallowe'en mask on (think it's a witch mask or something)
> In a traffic jam
> Car next to me has a family, most see me and smile
> Girl doesn't see me, I stare at her
> She looks out her window and shits brix

Another time

> Do marble hornets marathon with friends
> One friend gets freaked out
> Afterwards go to toilet
> Hear friends go past toilet
> Hide 'til they pass
> Run silently (like first encounter with masky) at freaked out friend as he's walking away
> He turns round and freaks the fuck out and runs like the pussy ginger he is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 03:22:00 No.7834014 Report

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>>7833946
Why are you friends with a ginger in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 03:48:00 No.7834165 Report

Quoted By: >>7838166

>friend sleeping over
>middle of night, wake up for no reason
>glance at clock, glance at friend
>he suddenly wakes up, meets my eyes
>"why are you watching me sleep?"
>"i wasn't..."
>he didn't believe me

Fri 03 Jun 2011 03:58:00 No.7834244 Report

Quoted By:

>penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 04:02:00 No.7834289 Report

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>wandering through neighborhood
>some guy is punching the shit outta some trees
>somehow builds a house out of nothing
>hmmm
>SSSSSSSSSS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 04:06:00 No.7834323 Report

Quoted By: >>7845968

>get to train station, running late, train may have left already, it's like midnight in downtown chicago
>see shy asian hipster girl
>me:did the train get here yet?
>her: yeah, it just left
>me: FUCK! sorry, sorry sorry!
>she looked a little freaked out
i didn't mean to swear, just it was the last train, and i didn't want to miss it. felt bad man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 04:19:00 No.7834416 Report

Quoted By:

>>7833334

You missed the perfect opportunity to fuck you sister.
Not boss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 04:27:00 No.7834485 Report

Quoted By: >>7834500

> Be like 12
> Be at camp
> Be night time
> Everyone joking, creeping eachother out
> Go to piss
> Get back in bed
> HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKS THERE'S SOMETHING IN BY BED
> Friend jumps out of bed
> Friend on floor with knees tucked into shirt does creepy walking thing
> Go to other friend's bed
> He talks creepy, all in my face
> In a fit of terror, smack him as hard as I can
> Shocked look on his face
> feelsbadman.jpg

We were cool after that though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 04:30:00 No.7834498 Report

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>About to leave with friends to dinner
>I jump into my friend's closet and slide the door closed just barely sticking my head out
>Friend walks into his room to grab his wallet and passes by the closet slightly obscured by his door
>He screws around, puts some stuff in order, and gets up to go
>Begins to walk out and looks over at closet
>Double takes, jumps, and spasms out of the door while screaming
>mfw

Poopedhispants.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 04:30:00 No.7834500 Report

Quoted By:

>>7834485

Me again

> At similar camp a year or two later (Same company, different place)
> Legit camping in forest
> "I can't stop thinking about the Blair Witch"
> At night, in tent
> Have hands over my head pushing on the tent side, flipping everyone out
> "IT'S ANON"
> "No way man, my hands are at my sides, how would I be shaking the tent?" *start using feet*
> Everyone flips shit, swearing, swearing everywhere
> "Guys stop swearing or Jesus won't love us"
> Hear laughing outside
> Counselors were gonna start fucking with us
> Laughs were had all around

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 04:37:00 No.7834525 Report

Quoted By:

>Following a couple around campus for an uncomfortable amount of time
>What? I have class in the same direction you happen to be going.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 04:44:00 No.7834556 Report

Quoted By:

>>7832114
>>7832114
>>7832114
>>7832114
>>7832114
WOW I Lol'd so fucking hard. You sir are a king among men.

yer a fag

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yer a fag Fri 03 Jun 2011 05:19:00 No.7834736 Report

Quoted By: >>7834746

i'm the creeper but i still end up getting scared lol.

>be in 4th grade
>me and friends steal chromies all the time
>9 at night (late for a grade schooler)
>taking a chromie from a car's tire
>nobody in the car, completely dark
>suddenly the light inside the car turns on and i can see the eyes of woman through the rear view mirror
>mfw this woman was sitting in her car while it was turned off, just sitting there while some kids rob the caps off of her car..........

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 05:22:00 No.7834746 Report

Quoted By: >>7834855

>>7834736

why the fuck do you call caps chromies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 05:26:00 No.7834765 Report

Quoted By:

>>7832114

awesome

>>also,
>>thx for not using greentext.
>>writing simple sentences in green text is stupid.
>>it's usually a sign you can't manipulate sentences properly, get ridiculed because of it and have to keep posting in nope threads because your literary skills are sub-par.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 05:28:00 No.7834780 Report

Quoted By:

>>7832114
Wandering around city at night with camera
Find a building that is scheduled for demolision
Explore building, get bored with roof and head to the basement
Make a fire in the deepest corner of subfloors
Realize my crackhead compadres will soon appear to squat and get high
See a dude over in the corner stop approaching and turn off his flashlight
Hear him stumble in the darkness
Nope
Hear the must gutteral scream I can imagine
Smell the piss of satan.
See the dude with the turned off flashlight still looking at me, where I lay looking dead, bleeded from falling up the stairs in the herd exodus
Watch him wuietly sneak out
Give not a fuck

yer a fag

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yer a fag Fri 03 Jun 2011 05:43:00 No.7834855 Report

Quoted By:

>>7834746
idk dude? the fuck...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 05:47:00 No.7834870 Report

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>be 25
>tall, skinny pale as fuck white
>friend says hes going into the woods because he heard some noises
>doesnt come back for 30 minutes
>go look after him,
>find him
>he looks terrified
>tells me to get away from him
>as i approach him to help him home i notice my fingers are freakishly long,
>pale white,
>i dont have any eyes or a nose ears or mouth
>wonder how i have been communicating with him
>drag him into abandon warehouse
>look at self in a mirrow
>im slenderman.

but who was creeper?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 06:24:00 No.7835055 Report

Quoted By:

>>7832114

SO much WIN! I lol'd the hardest with this one!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 06:44:00 No.7835217 Report

Quoted By:

>>7831696
>>7832114
>>7832379
>>7832486
>>7833329
>>7833344
these oh god
I'm proud of you motherfuckers :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 07:10:00 No.7835472 Report

Quoted By:

>First day of senior year in high school
>Rich friend bets me a fifty that I can't ask the next girl we pass if she'll fuck me in the janitour's closet with a straight face (I'm a dramafag)
>Fuck yeah fifty dorra
>Next girl we pass happens to be a smallish, cute Freshman
>I'm okay with this
>she gets all wide-eyed, shakes her head and turns around, and fucking literally runs away into the crowd
>Held off required PhysEd classes until senior year, while mostly Freshmen are in those classes
>She's in the class
>Teacher's Aide in Drama I and 3D Art 1 classes
>She's in both of those
>Basically I'm in all her elective classes
>We later become good friends after she figred out what was going on, and she, thankfully, does not rat on me to the faculty
Good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 07:15:00 No.7835513 Report

Quoted By: >>7835582

>>Be 18, working at all girls summer camp
>>Flash lights are for pussies, so I don't use them at all
>>Angry at co-workers, leave the tent to go angst over by the latrines
>>Sitting at the wash-stand when campers start approaching
>>angsting, so don't care
>>flashlight beam lands on me, girl starts screaming bloody murder because she thinks I'm a demon or some shit
>>I assume something happened, she's in pain or something
>>Get up and RUN towards the screaming girl
>>Camper throws her flashlight, hits me right in the middle of my face and runs back to her tent
>>Two chipped teeth. FML.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 07:24:00 No.7835582 Report

Quoted By:

>>7835513
>angsting
>FML
> >> to greentext and not to refer posts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 07:30:00 No.7835640 Report

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>Always scare girlfriend
>she invites the new neigbor to comes over
>She invites them in and i prep and go into the empty cabinet in the kitchen
>I hear her talking to them
>start kicking and punching pots and pans
> guy "uh what was that?"
> GF "NOTHING, my boyfriend anon trys to scare me alot and it doesnt work"
> start taking off shirt, bumping into the inside of the cabinet breaking my nose. start bleeding everywhere.
> lady "o so its like a game?"
>Gf "yeah kinda.."
>see my chance
>bust open door spilling pots and pans everywhere
>tumble out screaming holding nose
>trip on noodle strainer trying to run to the bathroom
>lay on the floor bleeding everywhere
>Hear Girlfriend start snorting
> Neighbors calmly walk away a

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 07:35:00 No.7835656 Report

Quoted By:

>Always scare girlfriend
>she invites the new neigbor to comes over
>She invites them in and i prep and go into the empty cabinet in the kitchen
>I hear her talking to them, invited into the dinning room for snacks
>wait for them to pass by
>start kicking and punching pots and pans
> guy "uh what was that?"
> GF "NOTHING, my boyfriend anon trys to scare me alot and it doesnt work"
> start taking off shirt, bumping into the inside of the cabinet breaking my nose. start bleeding everywhere.
> lady "o so its like a game?"
>Gf "yeah kinda.."
>see my chance
>bust open door spilling pots and pans everywhere
>tumble out screaming holding nose
>trip on noodle strainer trying to run to the bathroom
>lay on the floor bleeding everywhere
>Hear Girlfriend start snorting
> Neighbors calmly walk away

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 08:06:00 No.7835922 Report

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>Be 15
>Walking home one night
>Wearing lots of big clothes because it's the middle of winter and freezing, had hood up, gloves on, probably added to what happened next
>Call sister for a lift as I'm walking as she said she I could get one if she was home
>Sister is home and tells me to keep walking and she'll meet me at bus stop
>10 minutes later get near bus stop
>Sisters car pulls up on opposite side of street I'm walking down
>Cross over and try to open door
>Door is locked
>Bend down and tap glass
>It's some old women with the same car as my sister
>She's shitting brix
>Whoops
>Locks her door and gets on her phone
>I don't want her to call the police or something so decide to wait and explain myself
>She won't get out of car or roll window down because she probably thinks I'm going to attack her or steal her car or something
>Finally she gets out and looks terrified
>Apologies frantically and try to explain to her 'I was expecting a lift from my sister and thought you were her'
>Don't think she believed me
>Walks quickly to her front door and opens it, barely looking at me once
>Soon as she enters house and closes door sister pulls up behind her car
>fml

I felt so bad, that women looked so scared, I do think it was a bit rude of her not to listen to my apology though, I mean I can understand why she would have been freaked out, but I'm such a nice person and I felt so bad I had no idea what to do. She was probably scared to leave her house at night for a while or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 08:06:00 No.7835926 Report

Quoted By: >>7838057

What's is NOPE?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 08:28:00 No.7836109 Report

Quoted By:

>Walking home through dodgy neighbourhood more stoned than I've ever been in my life
>Completely on edge as I think I'm going to get stabbed and the weed isn't helping
>See two big black guys standing in middle of street that I'm walking down
>They start shouting at me, I thought they were asking me if I was going to town
>As I get closer they keep shouting
>Had been avoiding eye contact but as I get closer decide I should respond
>To stoned to speak so just end up saying 'What?? Huhh?? Who's going to town??'
>They both stop shouting and look at me really intently
>Walk passed them and they start shouting at me again
>Turn around and see there was a girl walking behind me who they were actually shouting to
>NOPE.jpg
>I've basically just started on two big black dudes in the middle of a dodgy neighbourhood
>They start following me shouting at me to come back and asking if I 'want to go some one on one'
>Turn corner
>Run like fuck the rest of the way home

moral of the story = don't creep on big scary black dudes

Don't know how I got away without getting my ass kicked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 09:17:00 No.7836473 Report

Quoted By:

Bumping this now so when I come back from getting food it will be all ready to go.

lol oh lol @mikey

lol oh lol @mikey Fri 03 Jun 2011 09:29:00 No.7836513 Report

Quoted By:

>>7831696
>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 09:29:00 No.7836516 Report

Quoted By:

archive this shit, maybe we should start a thread on how to fuck with people

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 09:32:00 No.7836535 Report

Quoted By: >>7836808

>See this lumberman chopping down a tree in the woods
>Walk towards him
>He lunges at me with his axe and runs away
>Follow him to his house, i'm all WTF man
>Pops his head out of window and yells "GTFO"
>I flipped shit, hissed at him, and suicide bombed his house

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 09:56:00 No.7836660 Report

Quoted By:

Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 10:12:00 No.7836746 Report

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>live in central california
>chillin' in late march
>SUDDENLY, STORMS, STORMS EVERYWHERE
>road closes, have to get off the bus and walk three or so miles on backroads to get home
>it's still raining and the road is covered in water (like, ankle deep streams)
>wearing a balaclava over my face, have a wide-brimmed hat pulled low, my eyes are barely visible, thick jacket, gloves, steel-toed boots
>eventually get to a not-closed road
>wonder why no one is pulling over and making sure I'm okay in this storm
>Oh, I look like a terrorist. That's why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 10:21:00 No.7836804 Report

Quoted By:

Haha thread reminds me of this
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/157883
part 2
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/157907

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 10:22:00 No.7836808 Report

Quoted By:

>>7836535

>be a lumberman chopping down a tree in the woods
>some guy walks towards me
>I lunge at him with my axe, the nigger runs off, scared as fuck
>he follows me to his house, he so mad
>I tell him to gtfo
>nigger suicide bombs my house

>and then I was creeper

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 10:37:00 No.7836898 Report

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>Doing Spanish project at friend's house
>She doesn't allow anybody into her parents' rooms
>Decide to troll for a bit
>Open door to her house and grab my shoes and hide; make it seems like I left
>After about 10 mins of hiding, they stop searching and begin walking back
>Only one of them goes my way, judging from footsteps
>Have the mask I always carry in my pocket(I carry a mask that covers the top part of my face and also covers as a bald wig, don't ask me why carry this around everywhere)
>She walks past, I go from behind the door and sneak behind her
>Grab her hand and smile as wide as possible
>She lets out a scream and I put my hand over her mouth, then I force her into a room
>I throw her down on the bed, go outside while closing the door, then enter the adjacent room
>I hear running footsteps turning the corner
>As they open the door to the room where she's screaming, I pop out of the room right behind them and scream
>YOU SHALL NOT LEAVE ALIVE
>They fall a step or two back then i burst out laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 12:30:00 No.7837499 Report

Quoted By:

bump for after I sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 12:34:00 No.7837515 Report

Quoted By:

i follow people around just to see where if they are going to the same place i am.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 12:56:00 No.7837645 Report

Quoted By: >>7837771 >>7844088

I live with my roommate and we're right by a cementary. He's a huge /x/phile and I fuck with him a lot

>roommate and I move into new apt. is super old and shit
>he wonders if we might have ghosts
>I will make ghost
>wake up extra early, sneak into his room, and put his work clothes all neat and laid out on his bed (he usually tossed them in corner)
>roommate wakes up, wat.jpg some but doesn't think much of it
>cont. for a few days
>roommate starts to nope
>start leaving little things of his in strange places, we share a closet wall so I tap on it at night.
>WE HAVE A GHOST HURRY GET THE OUIJA BOARD
>he still thinks we have one even after I stopped and the ghost is like his personal servant

another

>roommate wants to EVP local graveyard down the block
>we wander through it, I forgot I have my cellphone on
>I accidentally open a program on cellphone that when you type shit in it says stuff in a weird voice
> "Gighhhhlkkk grkkll"
>roommate and I freeze but I realize what happened. Start to intentionally press buttons
>roommate NOPES the fuck out of graveyard, maximum lol

one more

>finally get ouija board
>roommate wants to contact his ghost friend
>he goes to work, I carefully open ouija box and place thin magnet on the button of it and a very thin magnet on the pointer thing
>o boi
>roommate comes back and ouija board is going nuts
>roommate is terrified we are fucked
>that night I snuck into his room and took all his religious stuff and threw it in a heap
>roommate NOPES and thinks we need an exorcist

I hide and jump out at him a lot and send him ARGs and convince him they're real. I'm surprised we're still friends but he gets me too sometimes.

He still thinks we have a ghost.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 13:29:00 No.7837771 Report

Quoted By: >>7844088

>>7837645
Congratulations, you are the king of IRL trolling! You should video yourself doing crazy pranks to him sometime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 14:17:00 No.7837945 Report

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So I was living in a new town, NW Washington where it rains ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I'm off work so my long hair is down and I haven't shaved today, so I'm scruffy looking. This town has a huge homeless problem. I don't take that into account and wear my torn short because I like to show off my chest. So I start walking down towards the bus stop, see a middle aged woman across the street and I nod politely and smile (I'm southern, this is normal to me) Turns out we're walking the same way . She was on the other side of the street though so she's about 10 feet ahead of me. being kind of a hay seed I have a long, ground-covering stride. She looks back a few times, I just smile and nod each time wondering what her problem is as I draw nearer to her. Eventually I'm about right next to her (still behind her and she's studiously looking forward) I decide to remain polite (manners actually mean a thing or two in the south) and offer some small talk as it looks we're going the same way.

"Some wea-"
Suddenly she twirls and throws a fistful of change at me and screams something or another about how she's a mother ? and runs off at a brisk pace. I collect change and continue to the bus stop where I was headed. Guess who I see there ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 14:27:00 No.7837964 Report

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>3 AM at night. Open up window, see man in the dark.

>He sees me open the window. We make eye contact. I just stare at him until he walks by.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 14:32:00 No.7837969 Report

Quoted By:

>>7831966
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 14:38:00 No.7837977 Report

Quoted By:

>>7832460
>>7832460

>you best not be trolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 15:11:00 No.7838057 Report

Quoted By:

>>7835926
opposite of yep

as in... nope. not gonna stick around for this. nope nope nope.

JonasSister !wf5JJ352J.

JonasSister !wf5JJ352J. Fri 03 Jun 2011 15:21:00 No.7838092 Report

Quoted By:

>>7833329
Lold hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 15:29:00 No.7838114 Report

Quoted By:

>out walking with a friend
>we see a nervous guy
>"hey lets follow him"
>we do so
>nervous guy notices us big time. keeps looking over his shoulder and stuff
>stare at him. still a good distance away but we're aiming for him that's for sure
>he freaks out. he starts jogging which then turns into a sprint
me and my friend just stop and stare as a fat, short middle aged man flees for his life through a crowded street and everyone's looking at him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 15:33:00 No.7838128 Report

Quoted By: >>7838135 >>7840781

Hey guys. Scaring animals is not cool ok? You are only allowed moderate pranks. Like this one.

My uncle had a dog. and when he went out driving the dog would sit in the back seat (you know how it goes. a lonely old man and his dog) and when he turned he'd say leeeft or riiight .. and the dog would lean in that direction not to lose balance.

Then my uncle smirked to himself, turned right and said "leeeeft" .. the dog leaned over, completely lost his balance and fell onto the door, which was old and swung open. the poor thing tumbled into traffic and was run over.
He didn't make it.

Fri 03 Jun 2011 15:35:00 No.7838132 Report

Quoted By: >>7838228

> Have crazy family devil cat.
> Sneak up on cat while is in the litter box.
> Jump around corner and Point at cat accusingly.
> Shout, "I see you pooping!"
> Cat arcs back but, seems stunned.
> Cat avoids me forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 15:35:00 No.7838135 Report

Quoted By:

>>7838128

>the actual story is that he just fell on the floor, got back up and let out a single growl. "grrwr..." as if calling my uncle a jackass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 15:45:00 No.7838166 Report

Quoted By:

>>7834165

It's called morphic resonance, I wake up if people look at me, most people wake up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 15:57:00 No.7838215 Report

Quoted By:

>>7832114
beautiful

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 16:08:00 No.7838228 Report

Quoted By:

>>7838132

I'm laughing uncontrollably. I love you. Where are you from?

>the foresti

no doubt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 16:23:00 No.7838259 Report

Quoted By:

>Walking around the countryside at night with some bros
>We decide to cut and split for the night
>Start walking off home
>Suddenly fall in a hole
>Can't get out
>Call for help
>Nobody hears
>Day break, some guy walking around with a shovel or some shit falls in with me accidentally
>Blow up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 16:29:00 No.7838276 Report

Quoted By:

>2days ago
>Walk into Jack In the Box to take a piss
>Shy bladder, so I gotta go in stalls
>Guy shitting in one
>Have ipod on loud as fuck
>Before I shut door of stall, I reach into my pocket to turn down my music
>Kind of keep my head up/look forwards while reaching into my pocket
>Takes a while to hit the volume button
>Turn it down finally
>Realize there's a big crack in between the front of the stall and the separating wall
>Reflection allows you to see into other stalls
>Guy shitting nopes the fuck out of there
>Probably thought I was watching him when I was turning my ipod down

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 17:58:00 No.7838487 Report

Quoted By: >>7838498 >>7838515

ubj:
>sister has been having problems with stalker who she met at a bar
>she has had to call the police like 8 times in the last 2 days
>police start ignoring her calls
>stalker keeps getting more brave
>sister calls me from my parents house (parents out of town) she is freaking out because
this car followed her there and is now parked across the street watching her
>sister is crying and shit, having panic attack.
>I get my gun and a flashlight and start loading up to go bring justice
>room mates watching me lock and load in horror
>mates start trying to calm me down and when I explain the situation they STFU and want
to come along
>we take 2 trucks, 2 of us in 1, 1 of us in the other, haul ass to my parents house.
>get to house and see the car parked across the street with dude watching
>pull up next to car and the dude ducks under the window level and tried to hide.
>room mate shines a flashlight on him, he is naked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 18:01:00 No.7838498 Report

Quoted By: >>7838515 >>7838558 >>7849061

>>7838487
Continued

>stalker starts car and smokes the tires fleeing from us
>stalker doesn't know its a dead end street he just speed down.
>we make a road block infront of small bridge with 2 trucks and wait.
>we all hide in the bush on either side of road where we assume stalker will stop
>10 minutes later stalker comes slowly rolling back down street toward us.
>he sees roadblock and stops right in the kill zone
>we all surround his car with flashlights and me with gun.
>interrogate this motherfucker at gunpoint
>he reveals to us his naked wife hidding and crying under a blanket in the passenger seat
>he explains how thweir love life has sucked the last few years and how they are
attempting to spice it up with "out-of-bedroom sex"
>stand there dumbfounded by the shitty luck of this poor couple
>make up story about a rapist in the area and pretend that we are cops
>tell the guy no charges will be filed against him, he is just in the wrong place at the wrong
time
>his wife is sobbing so hard she is farting and snorting
>move the roadblock
>mistaken identity stalker wheels out of there
>room mates, sister, and myself stand around dumbfounded by this guys shitty luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 18:05:00 No.7838515 Report

Quoted By:

>>7838487
>>7838498

Formatting sucked it up because it was too long So I copypasted it into two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 18:17:00 No.7838558 Report

Quoted By: >>7838751

>>7838498
Wow, that was BAD luck! You've probably ruined their sex lifes forever now. Good on you though for not laughing at them though and wanting to normalize the situation..
Wish I had a brother like that with an army ready when I need it! :)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 18:20:00 No.7838575 Report

Quoted By:

Sorry, but I saw this and just had to make it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 18:26:00 No.7838601 Report

Quoted By: >>7838657 >>7838663

>in the subway, sitting in front of a handsome blond guy
>realize I have some good 20 minutes to kill, decide to freak the guy out.
>sitting straight, hands on my lap, unmoving
>stare for 15 minutes straight at the guy with wide eyes, trying not to blink
>guy gets nervous and gets off in a hurry, looking back at me once or twice while I follow him with my eyes
>mission accomplished.jpg
It helped that I was wearing a dark flowery skirt and black sweater and my mascara was a bit ruined, so I gave off that 'creepy girl' vibe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 18:40:00 No.7838657 Report

Quoted By:

>>7838601
I would have fallen in love with you right there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 18:41:00 No.7838663 Report

Quoted By:

>>7838601
that would've actually attracted me, not freaked me out. that sounds hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 19:01:00 No.7838751 Report

Quoted By:

>>7838558

Yeah their sex life either stopped for good that night.

Or they fuck like national heros in their own bedroom every night.

No middle of the road shit after that adrenaline rush.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 19:04:00 No.7838766 Report

Quoted By:

>be a snow day, have school off
>meet up with friend, we head to other friend's house
>decide to stop and have a smoke on a playscape
>both me and friend have long hair and dressed in all black
>mother drives up with her daughter
>NOPE
>speeds off
>many lulz were had

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 19:17:00 No.7838812 Report

Quoted By: >>7841899 >>7846433

Just remembered I actually have a story to contribute for once.

>Hanging out with friends
>Have cheap toy Ouija board we bought from Toys R Us (pic related)
>Decide to go to park with it
>Nighttime
>We're sitting around at a picnic bench playing with a Ouija board in the dark by candlelight
>State is full of superstitious religious nuts
>Some teenagers walk by and see us
>They NOPE.gif and GTFO out of there
>I lol'd
>Still lol about it to this day

I want to do this again some day, that shit was hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 19:19:00 No.7838820 Report

Quoted By: >>7838876 >>7848140

>be the night of halloween party
>get too drunk
>call mate for pick up ride home
>sit in flower bed outside of bar where party is to wait on mate
>pass out cold
>dressed up as a burn victim with really expensive makeup effects
>wake up suddenly with this pack of sluts snuggled up to me getting their picture taken
>sit up and say "myaaargle wtf here"
>pack of sluts thought I didn't real
>high pitched screaming as girls try to run from me in high heel slut strutters
>many lols and rolled ankles happen
>one girl falls and skins her knees
>I see her bare ass in thong when she catches herself on all4
>room mate pulls up at stop sign
>I climb in thru open window because his shiity car won't open
>yell at crying bleeding girl as we drive off "thanks for the hug youhave a nice ass"
>room mate lulz as I puke out his window.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 19:34:00 No.7838868 Report

Quoted By:

>be at a party
>intoxicated heavily on many levels
>chilling on a couch across the room from another couch with a dude and his girlfriend
>hella angsty dude walks in screaming shit
>hes looking at me while screaming
>HOLY FUCK WHO ARE YOU!?
>"IM SO FUKN PISSED HOMEBOY! MAN! HOLY SHIT! MAN I JUST GOTTA FUCKKEN HURT SOMEONE MAN! FUCKING AYE GOTTA STAB SOME CUNTS"
>he smashes his bottle on the wall
>im looking at the people on the the couch just paralyzed from shock
>dude is fucking shoving his bottle near my face
>continues screaming and just walks away
>i have no idea what in the fuck just happened
>girl says "omg why are you looking at me?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 19:35:00 No.7838876 Report

Quoted By: >>7838914

>>7838820
>>yell at crying bleeding girl as we drive off "thanks for the hug youhave a nice ass"

Yeah, you're kind of a dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 19:40:00 No.7838901 Report

Quoted By:

>be around 13
>on an island, in a remote restaurant at a wedding party with friend
>bored of the music and grown ups and decide to go for a walk in the dark around the restaurant(there were farms and shit)
>passing behind tall bushes at a corner of the restaurant's yard
>where there was a playground with several 7year olds playing - also invited to the wedding
>both of us were stuck with Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds at the time
>start making battle droid sounds and speaking code names ( OOM-9 etc)
>kids start screaming
>playground emptied
feelsgoodman.jpeg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 19:42:00 No.7838911 Report

Quoted By: >>7838981 >>7846554

archive?

>10 years old, at a family member's party
>they have a huge dog with a huge doghouse, one of those igloo ones
>I'm bored so I crawl in it and chill for a while, just watching people walk around.
>fall asleep for a couple hours (there was a lot of bedding and it was so warm, fucking loved it)
>wake up when the party's over and my aunt is outside cleaning up
>it's really dark and they have no outside lights
>I start crawling out of the doghouse just as she turns around
>She screams and drops the vegetable platter
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 19:43:00 No.7838914 Report

Quoted By: >>7838947

>>7838876

***MORALFAG ALERT***

Better to kinda be a dick than to really be a moralfag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 19:51:00 No.7838947 Report

Quoted By: >>7838965 >>7839006

>>7838914
>moralfag

lolno, but enjoy never getting laid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 19:56:00 No.7838965 Report

Quoted By: >>7838968 >>7838985

>>7838947

>implying girls don't like dicks
Enjoy california

JonasSister !wf5JJ352J.

JonasSister !wf5JJ352J. Fri 03 Jun 2011 19:56:00 No.7838968 Report

Quoted By: >>7839147

>>7838965
>girls don't like dicks

At first I was like 'well lesbians don't', then I realized what you meant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 19:59:00 No.7838981 Report

Quoted By:

>>7838911
Does it keep you up at night wondering why they weren't concerned with your disappearance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 20:01:00 No.7838985 Report

Quoted By:

>>7838965

>implying california girls don't like dick
>implying assholes never get laid
>implying she didn't enjoy the compliment because of the pain
>implying its more fun when they cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 20:06:00 No.7839006 Report

Quoted By: >>7839057

>>7838947

***Butthurt moralfag alert***

Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 20:16:00 No.7839030 Report

Quoted By: >>7840014

sauce on OP gif? i just laughed my ass off at that for a good few minutes.

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Fri 03 Jun 2011 20:25:00 No.7839057 Report

Quoted By: >>7839132

>>7839006
>virgin summerfags who think they can use the 'moralfag' argument when someone calls them on their douchebaggery

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 20:46:00 No.7839132 Report

Quoted By:

>>7839057

Sure is a lot of buttrage and samefag summersage bs in here all of a shitton

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 20:52:00 No.7839147 Report

Quoted By:

>>7838968
Even lesborgs like to assimilate a cock or two.
They just don't like the dudes who come with the cock.
So they used the plastic variety.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 21:08:00 No.7839227 Report

Quoted By: >>7839262

>be 20
>GF drops me off at mall to buy 2 gamecards to keep our wow accounts alive
>I run in, buy the cards, run out she. Is waiting in the firelane for me for a speedy exit
>I jump in car and say "I got the stuff! Go go go"
>as I finish closing the door I look behind me to see why some asshole is honking at my GF
>struck in nuts by paradox
>my GF is behind us honking, look over for first time at driver
>old lady with fear in eyes driving the exact same fucking car as my GF is having panic attack
>say "shit sorry wrong car"
>jump out of car, jump into GF's car
>GF calls me a summerfag douchebag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 21:14:00 No.7839262 Report

Quoted By:

>>7839227
Lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 21:16:00 No.7839271 Report

Quoted By:

summerfags own

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 22:05:00 No.7839507 Report

Quoted By: >>7839518

> See thread on /x/ about a dead online world from the early 2000s which is full of creepy WTF shit
> Download and install
> Learn how to teleport to people
> Edit avatar
> Waste hours of your life following /x/philes around by teleporting right in front of their faces and loling hard at their reactions
> Turn up to work half asleep and stressed as fuck every day for about 3 days
> Still worth it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 22:08:00 No.7839518 Report

Quoted By: >>7839565

>>7839507

Coincidentally, what is the program called?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 22:21:00 No.7839565 Report

Quoted By: >>7839580 >>7839583

>>7839518
worlds.com

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 22:25:00 No.7839580 Report

Quoted By:

>>7839565
good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 22:25:00 No.7839583 Report

Quoted By: >>7839588

>>7839565

what exactly is there to do in there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 22:27:00 No.7839588 Report

Quoted By: >>7839597 >>7839812

>>7839583
more importantly, how do you teleport?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 22:29:00 No.7839597 Report

Quoted By:

>>7839588
derailing thread, start a worlds thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 22:39:00 No.7839641 Report

Quoted By:

>Friend walking towards my place at night
>Decide to go meet him
>Grab a small pot someone left on a garbage can
>See him walking down the road
>Duck behind dumpsters, holding the metal pot
>Look behind me, see dude in window looking at me
>Friend walking past the dumpsters, I scurry out to meet him
>He hears me but don't recognize me in the dark, starts walking faster
>Start to powerwalk after him
>Follow him a few hundred meters before he gets outside my place and calls me
>Sees me, asks if I'm insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 22:58:00 No.7839731 Report

Quoted By:

>Live on terrace
>Can always hear people in neighbours garden from my bedroom. They can also hear anything i might say
>Fucking party kid neighbours making shitloads of noise at 3 in the morning
>They are playing with Ouija board
>Schemingpicard.jpg
>Make strange sounds out of window
>They all freak the fuck out, run back indoors

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 23:13:00 No.7839812 Report

Quoted By:

>>7839588
add to friends
Join friend
>younoob.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 23:28:00 No.7839871 Report

Quoted By:

>Get into altercation while a bit too drunk
>Have to leg it like a motherfucker
>Hide in bushes as the time passes
>See chick passing by and steap out othe bushes, shamble my way towards her, and ask if she's seen folks chasing after someone
>She stares at me like a bunny caught in the headlights, and NOPEs her way down the opposite direction
>mfw I realize it's the middle of the damn night, I'm out on a lonely road, and I just jumped out of the bushes to ask some woman the most suspicious question ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 23:31:00 No.7839885 Report

Quoted By:

+1 archive

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2011 23:54:00 No.7840014 Report

Quoted By: >>7840318

>>7839030
No idea. Been trying to figure it out myself. I know it's something someone made using g-mod, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 00:41:00 No.7840318 Report

Quoted By:

>>7840014
HALF LIFE
FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 01:05:00 No.7840487 Report

Quoted By:

Why did /x/ pick up on this Nope bull shit. It just pisses me off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 01:11:00 No.7840530 Report

Quoted By:

Bump faggots.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 01:20:00 No.7840589 Report

Quoted By: >>7840706 >>7840894 >>7844392 >>7845973

According to my friends, I move very quietly all the time (despite the fact that I'm a fatass). So if I leave a room or enter one, and someone's in there, they'll freak the fuck out. I even got the drop on my stepdad, who's an ex-Navy SEAL.

Apparently I'm stuck on permacreeper mode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 01:23:00 No.7840604 Report

Quoted By:

>friend and another friend in my kitchen one pretty quiet night
>they think I'm watching TV someplace
>kitchen light switch is near a room
>flick switch off then rush to hide
>friends suspect it's me and walk towards room
>luckily it didn't flick all the way and switches on again just as they approach the room near it
>they nope.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 01:37:00 No.7840706 Report

Quoted By: >>7841097

>>7840589
Same here brah. The only relief I give other people is I make sure to have squeeky shoes, squeeky car door, and will deliberately make noise. I work as a caterer and will occasionally do smaller home deliveries, and when approaching a house, or needing to talk to someone where I'm delivering I will shuffle and make a ruckus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 01:47:00 No.7840781 Report

Quoted By:

>>7838128
lol'd, regardless
heartless, I know

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 01:55:00 No.7840843 Report

Quoted By:

>>7832369
>mfw Jeepers Creepers reference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 02:05:00 No.7840894 Report

Quoted By: >>7841097 >>7844392

>>7840589
I've noticed that with me too. I walk almost silently despite being a fatass, even compared to my stick-thin friend who I can Always hear coming even when they try to be sneaky.

Related story
>Work at department store (lolmart)
>Have keys to open glass cases for games
>People looking at games
>Hold keys, walk over really silently but at a normal walking speed
>"Do you need help with anything"
>They jump
>Stammer no
>Creeper success

The Baron

The Baron Sat 04 Jun 2011 02:21:00 No.7840990 Report

Quoted By:

3 spring to mind.

>halloween 2007.
>cruising about in a car with friends. we all have halloween masks on.
>recognise other friends piece of shit jalopy stopped at the lights in the lane next to ours.
>roll up next to him.
>put on best "black guy voice "YO MUTHAFUKKA WE ABOUT TO TAKE YO CAR AND RAPE YO SKINNY WHITE ASS"
>he was already crying when we took the masks off and started laughing.

>some time last year.
>large nature reserve near our town.
>friend, me and his jumpy girlfriend who cried playing silent hill 2.
>planted a radio down the path to the lake.
>foggy day.
>say i need to tie my shoelace, gonna catch up.
>soon as they are out of sight tear-arse it through the undergrowth to beat them there.
>all the way howl and make wierd throat screetches and shit as i sneak through.
>by the time they reach the lake the morning sun is causing the lake to fog over.
>use remote to set radio to play cd of static and white noise.
>start banging rusty barell in the buses and hollering.
>she runs, not just out the woods but past his car and keeps going for like half a mile till we catch up with her in a side alley crying.
>felt bad then. funny now.

>every season of dark knights when i invite firends round.
>turn off all the lights with the mains fusebox.
>hide in the room.
>let them wander around for a bit.
>lock the door.
>keep hiding.
>watch them freak out.
>shame it doesnt work now they'r wise to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 02:27:00 No.7841022 Report

Quoted By:

I just came home. Nice to see this thread is still up.
Inspired by it, I decided to be the creeper.
>walk to the south
>a woman walks to the north
>Smile from the distance, an ear to ear smile (trying to look like smiledog, haha)
>raise my hand slowly
>woman walks past me
>gently drop my hand over her head, keep walking as if nothing happened
>woman shouts "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
>after giggling like and idiot for five seconds I turn back still smiling
>she's staring at me, eyes fully open
>keep giggling like a tickled girl until I enter the house

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 02:37:00 No.7841097 Report

Quoted By: >>7841134 >>7841957 >>7844392

>>7840706
>>7840894
Maybe it's because we're aware of our weight and make a subconscious effort to draw attention away from it, I dunno.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 02:39:00 No.7841113 Report

Quoted By:

>Be in high-school
>No friends on the bus with me
>Like to look out windows. Not just the window next to me, but the window across from me.
>Realize from a friend that a girl who happens to be sitting in front of that other window thinks that I've been staring at her for every day of the year, to and back from school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 02:42:00 No.7841134 Report

Quoted By: >>7841538

>>7841097
yeah, that must be it.
Although one time I went to the kitchen, where there were 4 people -one could see me if he looked at his left- and said "hey, what's for lunch?"
the 4 jumped at the same time. I wasn't trying to be sneaky, and I heard my own sounds (shoes against the floor)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 03:46:00 No.7841538 Report

Quoted By:

>>7841134
Perhaps you've got more padding on your foot - like an elephant.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 04:12:00 No.7841748 Report

Quoted By:

>>7833329
>>7833329
>>7833329

FUCK LOL THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 04:30:00 No.7841899 Report

Quoted By:

>>7838812
Are you me?
>inb4 that state is Florida
>inb4 850 area
>inb4 you ARE me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 04:35:00 No.7841957 Report

Quoted By: >>7844392

>>7841097
Skinnyasallfuckfag here and I have the same problem. Pretty much regularly
>be in middle school/high school/university parking lot/playground with children (I swar I have never paedophile)
>Walk up to friend/teacher/interesting-looking stoner/someone my age
>The later in my life this is, the more I try to stomp my feet and make a fuss as I approach, even going as far as to breathe through my mouth
>Say hi, tap on shoulder, walk in front of them, whatever
>Jump out of their fucking skin
>"Where did you come from"/"You're a fucking ninja"/Holy fuck dude stop doing that"/maces me in the face (slight hyperbole)
>forever aghost

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 04:46:00 No.7842042 Report

Quoted By:

not me but my friend:

>run out of beer at a party
>my friends decide to take a stroll through the golf course behind the house
>one of my friend runs ahead of the others onto a fairway and crouches down
>he is completely concealed by the darkness of the night even though he is on a wide open fairway
>other friends walk by within feet of him
>he calmly stands up as they pass
>friends nope the fuck back to the house

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 06:33:00 No.7843126 Report

Quoted By:

>cat decides to check out what i'm eating (pretzels)
>sniffs one then licks it
>super salty
>he NOPES it into the other room.

:3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 08:26:00 No.7844049 Report

Quoted By:

>at a friends house staying the night with him and some other guy that was with us
>night goes on, power goes out
>lightning storm
>we agree we need something to see with, it's pitch black
>friend goes downstairs to find some light
>don't really like this other guy
>kind of paranoid at not being able to see anything
>doors closed
>take off shoe and used it as some makeshift weapon
>friend says "man, I don't even know where I am right now"
>I say " you shouldn't worry about where you are, it's where I am you should be worried about"
> lighning strikes
> I'm silhouetted by the window with my shoe raised ready to strike
>start swinging shoe like a mad motherfucker
>"yo man stop, wtf", etc
>other friend comes back with light
>opens door and other guy is kind of "nope"ing
was funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 08:31:00 No.7844072 Report

Quoted By:

>>7832114
lol I remember you from the UE thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 08:33:00 No.7844088 Report

Quoted By:

>>7837771
>>7837645
I'm suprised we don't have both sides of the coin with nope/creeper stories on /x/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 09:07:00 No.7844281 Report

Quoted By:

Bamp. Come on you creepy candy-asses

K.Kap !!eQW0pmx/ESk

K.Kap !!eQW0pmx/ESk Sat 04 Jun 2011 09:23:00 No.7844392 Report

Quoted By:

>>7841957
>>7841097
>>7840894
>>7840589
I'm skinny yet I do this too.
I get way too many extra ninja/asian jokes because of this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 09:33:00 No.7844480 Report

Quoted By:

>all my friends say "what are you doing?" instead of "what's up?"
>naturally I say it too
>past 4 years of my life
>whenever I start texting women, i say "what are you doing?" as a form of light hearted greeting
>talking with current girlfriend the other day
>she brings up how creepy my texts used to be
>lolwat?
>mfw I realized there is no tone when you text so when I text "what are you doing?" it sounds very creepy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 09:51:00 No.7844683 Report

Quoted By:

>someone keeps stealing gas out of my car
>police aren't doing fucking shit
>say fuck it, I'll handle this myself
>take mossberg (I wasn't even planning to use it, just scare the fucker) and hide in hedgerow in wait
>out there for maybe, an hour and a half
>hear footsteps
>getting closer
>suddenly they stop
>after what feels like an eternity, stand up with shotgun in hand
>some couple pushing a stroller
>they notice shotgun, guy immediately starts saying "woah woah woah"
>drop gun and explain myself
>they hurredly leave
>realizing this was a terrible idea, I go back inside
>mfw the next morning I was missing another quarter of a tank again

I bet it was the fucking baby

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:03:00 No.7845315 Report

Quoted By: >>7845357

This is a true story

> Go visit dad's house after a few months of not being there
> Buy a new bike from neighbor earlier and decide to take a late night ride at midnight
> Think about /x/ and decide to be daring and ride in the closed pitch dark bike trail in park
>venture deeper and go off trail into park rather than follow trail out to street
>hear yelling and ride slowly up to it
>see two guys watching two other guys fight on floor
>walk up slowly behind bushes and see big black guy pounding some guy
>hear guy scream and realize it is my brother
>run up and kick black guy hard in the back of head while my brothers two friends were pleading with black guy to stop
> black guy is on floor and I copy UFC moves and get him on floor and hold him
> ask white guys to call cops but am interrupted by my angry brother yelling NIGGER and bloody murder as he begins to bash black guy with big wooden stick
> continue to hold black guy while my brother bashes, punches and kicks black guy in face and torso
> white dudes stare in shock
> black guy screaming for help
> brother takes his hand and tries to break his fingers
> i tell my brother to stop but he wotn
> brother gets frustrated as black guys fingers wont break
> after a few attempts hear crackling noise and see black guys fingers get twisted as black guy screams weirdly
> pull my brother away but I see his bruised up face and hear his pleading to fuck black guy up more
> I watch as my brother puts his thumb in black guys eye and white stuff comes out
> brother stops and we all watch black guy cry and hop away calling for help weakly
> mfw his homies want to jump us now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:05:00 No.7845329 Report

Quoted By:

>>7831710
HA!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:09:00 No.7845357 Report

Quoted By: >>7845394

>>7845315
ROFL nice... but where's the creepiness in that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:09:00 No.7845358 Report

Quoted By: >>7845389

>younger cousin sleeping in the back naked.
>walk back there to get my phone cord.
>see her naked.
>stand over her for awhile.
>grab boobs and start messing around with her.
>wakes up.
>crawl under her bed quickly while its still dark.
>"who's there!?"
>stay quiet.
>she lets out a whimper and rolls over.
mfw, I'm the monster under the bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:13:00 No.7845389 Report

Quoted By: >>7845400

>>7845358
Lol this made me laugh because I've done the same exact thing except she wasn't naked, was just in bra/boyshorts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:13:00 No.7845394 Report

Quoted By:

>>7845357
I guess you had to be there. Just seeing some black guy pounding on some guy that turned out to be my bro, and then seeing my bro go beserk on him. I don't know I was convinced that my bro was going to murder him and that all four of us would be labeled racists and sent to prison. I was literally picturing all of our faces in orange jumpsuits and blacks making angry comments about us on different news websites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:15:00 No.7845400 Report

Quoted By: >>7845535

>>7845389
hm, you don't seem to feel as bad about it as I do :X

Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:24:00 No.7845455 Report

Quoted By:

>on the way to walmart
>stop at red light and guy in other car notices me (be in backseat)
>start flicking my tongue
>brother slowly raises graduation balloon behind me
>familyofcreeps.jpeg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:34:00 No.7845535 Report

Quoted By: >>7845572

>>7845400
not the guy you are addressing, but if you feel bad about it then forgive yourself and move forward. Its no use beating yourself up about that crap, hell, I'm just some random guy on the internet and I forgive you so why cant you forgive yourself... though I do wonder if your story actually could be connected with the monster under the bed origins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:36:00 No.7845546 Report

Quoted By: >>7845560 >>7845576

Posting in a giant thread that many people have already left.....
Oh i'm also a pirate ghost

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:37:00 No.7845560 Report

Quoted By: >>7845576

>>7845546
>I'm still here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:39:00 No.7845572 Report

Quoted By:

>>7845535
guess i cant really argue with that. Thanks Anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:39:00 No.7845576 Report

Quoted By: >>7845585

>>7845560
>>7845546
also me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:41:00 No.7845585 Report

Quoted By: >>7845603

>>7845576
for your gif.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:46:00 No.7845603 Report

Quoted By: >>7845631

>>7845585
heh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:50:00 No.7845626 Report

Quoted By:

>live in oahu, 14 years old
>eigth grade field trip to big island
>pitch black cave
>trip and fall behind the group with flashlights
>wait for next group to come
>smoking hot hawaiian girl in group
>she passes me without seeing me
>"did you know i was here?"
she ran away screaming after that. it was hard enough being the only white kid in the eighth grade, now i was a creeper

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 11:51:00 No.7845631 Report

Quoted By: >>7845690

>>7845603
I love you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 12:01:00 No.7845690 Report

Quoted By: >>7845701

>>7845631

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 12:03:00 No.7845701 Report

Quoted By: >>7845732

>>7845690

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 12:07:00 No.7845728 Report

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>Mom decides to go into store
>Makes me wait in the car
>I get bored and decide to go find her
>I find her waiting in line to buy stuff
>Back turned to me
>Ever so lightly, I skim her butt
>She takes five steps forwards and turns around
>Her face was so priceless

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 12:07:00 No.7845732 Report

Quoted By:

>>7845701

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 12:13:00 No.7845776 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 12 at night
>Little brother was in the washroom getting ready for bed
>Decide to scare him
>I usually hide behind his door
>Decide to make things interesting
>Pull his mattress over
>Squeeze myself between mattress and wall
>Hide under blankets and wait
>He goes into his room
>Holding back laughter
>I hear him giggle so I figure I`ve been discovered
>I start to giggle as well
>Brother goes quiet and pulls blankets
>I screamed with laughter
>Brother runs out of room screaming
>Best night ever

Lynx !vMA/uMzVK6

Lynx !vMA/uMzVK6 Sat 04 Jun 2011 12:41:00 No.7845937 Report

Quoted By:

>Let myself in girlfriends house with key.
>Hear loud TV sounds.
>she's sitting on the couch all alone watching the exorcism of emily with her knees up and her arms around them obviously scared.
>sneak up behind her, and grab her with a guttural scream.
>she screams the highest pitched, most long drawn out scream ive ever heard.

good times lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 12:49:00 No.7845968 Report

Quoted By:

>>7834323
I know how that feel, bro

>Be 15
>Always ride the metro after school
>Really cute girl at bus stop, but haven't really talked to her.
>Finally spark up a convo, get her laughing with sarcasm and remarks about the weather, so on.
>Use the classic "Hahaha.. NO.", but go a little too strong on the no and startle her.
>Never see her again after that awkward bus ride.
feelsbadman.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 12:49:00 No.7845973 Report

Quoted By:

>>7840589
Hey, me too! Kinda fun, really...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 13:19:00 No.7846179 Report

Quoted By: >>7847886

>wait for my GF in bus stop
>no buss coming
>really dark, around 23:30
>The next bus stop is the last one. Wonder if she is waiting for me there
>Decide to walk to the last bus stop to check
>Cross paths with a girl wearing spandex/yoga pants. She has a really nice butt
>arrive to the last bus stop, no one there, decide to return
>in my way back find again the girl in the yoga pants
>she notices me and starts walking faster
>she may have though I was following her
>decide to shout: "don't worry, I'm not following you"
>she freaks out and starts running away
>feelbadman.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 13:32:00 No.7846229 Report

Quoted By: >>7846278 >>7846284

>Like to go hang around in abandoned suburbs in the middle of the night
>When I have time off, I usually just stroll about the neighbourhood from about 10 to 3 AM, climbing on things, exploring, trying to cause trouble and such. I usually wear an oversized black hoodie and a piece of fabric over my face, although my skin is very white and I'm quite tall and gangly.
>There was one particular family that lived in a house I had lived in before
>I knew everything about this place, how to get on the garage, in each tree, onto all three levels of the house and what you can see out of the windows.
>I would jump on their trampoline at night and stare through their windows while they slept
>Sometimes I'd make growls and roars in the night, but they didn't seem to notice too much, except for a couple times when they came outside
>Young girl, maybe about 11 lives with them
>She attends the same school I went to and walks the same passages and does some of the same things I did at night
>One day, she had been visiting a friend and was walking home one night
>As she came down the street, I stepped out from the shadows of a vehicle and stood there in a strange position
>She stopped and looked at me
>I made some what of a yawn or a moan and began to shamble toward her
>First she wasn't moving, but she began to back up, then ran and screamed
>I quickened my pace, and being much larger, I was able to catch up to her
>Took her down an alley way to this old abandoned electric facility, behind all the houses and lights
>Took off her clothes, so she was just in a thin, spaghetti-strand halter-top and her panties.
>Assessed her body and committed the sight to memory for later
>Left with her clothes so she'd have to walk home like that
>My face

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 13:42:00 No.7846278 Report

Quoted By: >>7846300

>>7846229
Correction, it was more like this.

I'm not sure what you call it, but it's a type of underwear for developing girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 13:44:00 No.7846284 Report

Quoted By: >>7846295 >>7848326

>>7846229
what the fuck man? you're just a sickfuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 13:45:00 No.7846295 Report

Quoted By: >>7846299

>>7846284
Yes, but I was 'The Creeper'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 13:45:00 No.7846296 Report

Quoted By:

WHY DOES THIS THREAD STILL EXIST? IT WAS POSTED LIKE 2 DAYS AGO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 13:46:00 No.7846299 Report

Quoted By: >>7846321 >>7848326

>>7846295
you should get your ass beat for stripping a little girl.

GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6

GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 Sat 04 Jun 2011 13:47:00 No.7846300 Report

Quoted By: >>7846309

>>7846278

That's called a training bra, I believe.
I could be wrong. I've search plenty of times on GIS and Motherless without luck...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 13:49:00 No.7846309 Report

Quoted By: >>7846316

>>7846300
It wasn't really as constrictive. It was more like an undershirt or something. But it was cute, and since that night I've had a fetish for that kind of underwear.

GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6

GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 Sat 04 Jun 2011 13:50:00 No.7846316 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846309

Then it's just called an undershirt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 13:51:00 No.7846321 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846299
She liked it, girls are actually pretty big exhibitionists, especially pre-teen and such girls.

Even though I was stripping her, I'm sure she was actually quite turned on over the whole scenario. The humiliation, the struggle, the fear, the embarrassment... The whole situation was so full of flavour.

I know I'd yearn for that if I was her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 13:53:00 No.7846330 Report

Quoted By: >>7846350

>mfw I googled "training bra"

GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6

GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 Sat 04 Jun 2011 13:56:00 No.7846350 Report

Quoted By: >>7846365

>>7846330

Trolling asshole. I've search for that keyword DOZENS of times over the years and not ONE have-
>There's actually some good stuff there now
My god.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 14:00:00 No.7846365 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846350
inorite

CAPTCHA: errivell bubonic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 14:02:00 No.7846370 Report

Quoted By:

>penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 14:11:00 No.7846396 Report

Quoted By: >>7846414

This was a few months ago.

>Decided to scare roommate.
>Say I'm going to bed and do all the regular stuff (brushing teeth etc.)
>Go into my room, sneak out and go into his room.
>Hide underneath his bed (pretty big space).
>Wait there for 45 minutes until he goes to bed as well.
>Still wait 30 minutes longer while he is in bed so I know he is dozing off.
>Place my feet against his mattress and lift him up with all my might while letting out this horrible banshee-like scream.
>He screams like a girl and runs out of our appartment like there's no tomorrow.
>mfw I find out he actually ran all the way back to his parents house, which is like a 30 minutes walk.
>Was a great night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 14:16:00 No.7846414 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846396
How does it make you feel knowing that in a life-and-death situation, your roomate would completely ditch you and leave you in the apartment with a monster?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 14:20:00 No.7846433 Report

Quoted By:

>>7838812
>are you me?

>this is my story , too.

Kozmik !zNWY8z1.72

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Kozmik !zNWY8z1.72 Sat 04 Jun 2011 14:34:00 No.7846495 Report

Quoted By:

>Smoking some shib with friends late at night
>Standing outside of my pitch-black garage, smoking out the door
>Wearing a black hoodie, friends all caught up in stoner conversation. Slowly disappear backwards into the darkness
>Wait a minute or two, come running out of the darkness at them
>Large friend with anxiety NOPEs his fucking pants
>lol about it the rest of the night, and to this day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 14:44:00 No.7846528 Report

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>every year in high school, I assign myself a Protege to carry on my legacy
>every year I give my Protege some bullshit assignment
>be 2007 senior year, assign Protege to stalk the prettiest new freshman girl he can find. Assigned at the beginning of the year so he can get all of her information.
>He does, gives it to me. I get her to agree to a date with my Protege around the middle of the school year on his coming of age birthday.
>secretly follow the two on their date night
>have a couple of friends with
>they pull over on some desolate road, park further back and wait a bit to and make sure they cant see us and don't know we're coming
>keep low, approach the vehicle silently
>hear moaning, they're having sex
>soniamproud.jpg
>swat team around the caddy
>friend stands and approaches, dressed in full police outfit and accessories, shines a flashlight in their faces and starts accusing my Protege of raping a minor
>I call for backup
>Protege starts to flip, deer in headlights, shit himself, scramble with his pants down out of the car and attempt to explain himself
>Police car immediately comes around the corner, sees us and flashes his lights
>Protege is shitting himself and makes a run for it
>Girlfriend dresses herself and is left in the car
>Suspicious car reported parked in front of someones house, cop didn't see the guy run
>We explain everything to the cop, he has a laugh at my friend wearing mimic gear and lets us off
>Protege avoids girl forever
>he never knew it was us
>mfw everything was too perfect

Gsuohyt !cA0uGjcbww

Gsuohyt !cA0uGjcbww Sat 04 Jun 2011 14:47:00 No.7846541 Report

Quoted By: >>7846582 >>7846631

>Janitor with infinite acess to every room and power source in building.
>Notice two having sex in the lower floor.
>cut lights.
>They step out of lightless closet and wtf.
>mutter in the darkness.."The sins of the flesh within this domain are forbidden"
>laugh maniacally and knock shit over.
>Hear them NOPE at the top of their lungs.
>rush to the powerbox and flick on/off the breakers for the lights causing the whole building to flicker.
>watch camera as they run to their cars and drive at full speed out of the building parking lot.
>Carve on their desks "Never again"
>they quit in 2 weeks.
>Waiting for it to appear on most haunted esc shows.

Lesson to be had.

Dont fuck around with people who have keys to everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 14:53:00 No.7846554 Report

Quoted By:

>>7838911
DUDE where is that gif from ? I think I went to school with that guy . Like, I had a class with him and was fairly good friends, he was a filmfag. Seriously what's that gif from ?

Gsuohyt !cA0uGjcbww

Gsuohyt !cA0uGjcbww Sat 04 Jun 2011 14:59:00 No.7846582 Report

Quoted By: >>7846631

>>7846541

Have done other things to fuck with people before.

*kill power to cameras and re-arrange shit and turn them on*
*steal shit from others drawers and put them in their neighbors to cause problems*

God I loved working there.

Oh heres a non work related one.

>Used to practice creepy voices from demon laugh to serpentlike hiss speak.
>Go to park late at night on night walks and see group smoking weed in the back of the woods.
>Sneak behind them and laugh like a monster quietly and break branches and run back and forth.
>See man stand up and yell whos there..
>Use hiss voice which sounds like two voices in one. I worked on it alot.
>WE ARE
>demon laugh and throw rocks around them
>Roar and tell them to leave.
>They both NOPE the fuck out of there and one trips and falls and clambers back up hauling ass and screaming like his pants are filled with firecrackers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 15:00:00 No.7846587 Report

Quoted By:

>>7831696
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v6CwZmVVhO19u6Ipc

Gsuohyt !cA0uGjcbww

Gsuohyt !cA0uGjcbww Sat 04 Jun 2011 15:09:00 No.7846631 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846582
>>7846541

Cant figure out...
Is this creeper-ish
Or dick-ish.

I know its the lower but is it both?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 15:51:00 No.7846796 Report

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>Hang out in parking lot before work every night (graveyard shift).
>Fucking kids pestering me with cheap search light from walmart bolted to their car.
>Happens every other night.
>Have red LED lights in my headlights (cheap aftermarket headlights)
>Park in the dark (black car), kids pull into the parking lot looking for me.
>Turn my lights on and burn rubber torwards them.
>Been two years and haven't seen them since.
>I had a fun time explaining myself to the cops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 17:34:00 No.7847318 Report

Quoted By:

bump for more stories

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 18:05:00 No.7847426 Report

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> Two girls, and two guys come to crash at my place, thinking it's empty.
> They seperate, one girl, and one guy in each group.
> I confront the two in my bed room, wearing make up to look like a zombie, they freak out at first, and then they realize they know me.
> I figured I'd scare the others the same way (One is a skinny socially awkward teenager type, and the other is a little girl).
> Walk in making zombie noises.
> The guy jumps up, and shoots me with a shotgun (Zombie apocalypse, everyone has guns).
> I die ironically.
> Don't have a knack for practical jokes.
> mfw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 18:34:00 No.7847535 Report

Quoted By: >>7847810

>back in highschool
>have about a foot tall green and blue mohawk
>going into a store with one of my buddies
>walk past some lady
>she pulls her purse close to her and puts her keys between her knuckles and tenses up
mother fuckers don't like guys with big mohawks I guess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 18:35:00 No.7847539 Report

Quoted By:

oooooOOooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 18:45:00 No.7847593 Report

Quoted By:

I´ve scared my friend so many times he was sitting on the bathroom afraid to go out because he thought I was going to scare him when I was in fact sleeping

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 19:22:00 No.7847810 Report

Quoted By:

>>7847535
oh god this
I had long hear and beard and am ALWAYS wearing a hoodie when walking at night
so passing next to old ladies has always the same effect
I got so bored of it, that now, I put my hands over(protecting position) my pockets when walking near them to produce irony
however, sometimes i feel they think I will pull a fucking knife from there.. :p

also,
>walk in dark remote streets at night
>have cd player in backpack, with headphone cable coming out from a hole and going to my ears
>fucking shakira comes on (random playlist)
>that EXACT moment an old man would be coming my way
>REALLY want to skip the track
>put hand inside backpack
>man thinks I'll pull knife or gun(?)
>switches pavement
>likeaboss.jpeg then awkward.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 19:25:00 No.7847825 Report

Quoted By:

me 9 my sister 7 bunk beds,
wait till she starts snoring then lean over and just slightly touch her face,
quickly roll back into my bed,
repeat until she starts crying out of fear,
parents come in pretend sleeping,
it was just a nigtmare honey.

Music Guy !!DulGwep2Oh9

Music Guy !!DulGwep2Oh9 Sat 04 Jun 2011 19:41:00 No.7847886 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846179
I know that feel bro

I understand it's late at night and you're scared, but if I was following you I wouldn't shout out and bring attention to myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 19:46:00 No.7847910 Report

Quoted By:

>Always freak people out because apparently I walk quietly and normally don't say anything until I am close
>Be a tall fat hairy guy so it is even creepier

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:08:00 No.7847995 Report

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> Mate tells me friends are in locker room.
> Go in asking why are you guys in here.
> Girls are getting changed in there, I stand there for about 3 seconds in shock. Say "okay..." Shut the door and leave.
> Plot my troll friends death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:42:00 No.7848140 Report

Quoted By:

>>7838820
This story made me laugh so much.

VolTec

VolTec Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:14:00 No.7848263 Report

Quoted By:

Ok guys. This is not my story but my father's. At 1am, Mom has just finished reading Stephen King's "IT". Scared as shit, she lights a candle and goes to bed. Dad lies in bed pretending to be asleep. Mom approaches bed, lies down, candle in hand. Dad pounces her, yelling like a madman. Result: bed was covered in candlewax and Mom was sobbing for 2 hours straight. Dad spent the rest of the night on the couch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:18:00 No.7848276 Report

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>Exploring storm drain near house with friends.
>Bring spray paint along with intentions to tag the place up.
>Paint operator symbol in entrance.
>Paint operator symbol again a lot deeper in.
>Wait for people who have watched Marble Hornets to find it.
>Trololol.

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:20:00 No.7848284 Report

Quoted By:

> Be at any party

> Talk to a few people, don't be a a complete social butterfly though

> End up standing in the corner, being quiet as fuck

> BE THE CREEEEEEPA!

Here's my fave:

> Be 5'8", wear lots of black and look 17

> Just exist and people notice that

> FOREVER A CREEEEEEEEPA

Creeepa's gotta creeeep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:23:00 No.7848305 Report

Quoted By: >>7848328

>1:00 AM, waiting for friends to come pick me up
>Van pulls up in front of my house "must be them"
>Walk up and try to open the door
>Van speeds off
>It wasn't them
>I'm 6'8'' and wearing a trenchcoat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:29:00 No.7848326 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846284
>>7846299

You seriously believe that bullshit?

He's probably an over-imaginative summerfag 12 year old.

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:29:00 No.7848328 Report

Quoted By:

>>7848305

you must be badass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:31:00 No.7848334 Report

Quoted By:

man, I have a couple creeper stories. First one is me at my creepiest.
>come home at 3am after a long D&D session at a friend's house.
> Walk through the backyard to get to the front of the house, house is on a hill with cement steps going up to it.
>I see people next to a car where we normally park our cars across the street, for a moment think they're getting in their own cars but they're really breaking into my folks' cars.
>pause and watch them from the steps, just watching them
>they, probably drunk, keep looking at me not sure if I'm really there or not.
>I finally work up the courage to confront them "missing something?" I walk toward them slowly.
>they mutter something drunkenly and start to back away from the cars
>walk more briskly, so do they. break into a light run, so do they. break into a sprint they're running for their lives at this point.

long story short they hop the fence into a neighbor's yard and escape my pursuit, I called the cops and describe them to the police. Nothing of value was lost except for some quarters from the glove compartment and some papers thrown around in the interior. Needless to say I didn't sleep soundly too well that night.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:34:00 No.7848528 Report

Quoted By:

>>7831696
>Doing shrooms in woods by park
>Car pulls up, fuck fuck fuck
>Dude and his girlfriend sitting in car making out
>Walk up to tree right in front of their car
>Start boxing the tree, Like not just punching it but like, Combat stance dodging and blocking this fucking tree
>They stare at me for like 5 minutes before they leave
>HISSSSS I explode, Only not really I just tripped harder than king solomon himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:46:00 No.7848566 Report

Quoted By: >>7848595

>Be 6 years old.
>Hear my parents come upstairs.
>Hear sound coming from their bedroom.
>Get curious and sneak into their room.
>You can't imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads.
>And saw my little ass creepin' at the foot of the bed.
>Do the Creep hoo.
>Do the Creep hah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:47:00 No.7848570 Report

Quoted By: >>7848595

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:50:00 No.7848595 Report

Quoted By: >>7848661

>>7848570
>>7848566

same fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:08:00 No.7848661 Report

Quoted By:

>>7848595
yathink?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:12:00 No.7848682 Report

Quoted By:

>2-3 AM, coming back from a party
>girl is walking 10 metres in front of me
>she actually has the same way home as me
>mfw she starts to walk faster and I walk faster too
>mfw 2 km

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:33:00 No.7848773 Report

Quoted By:

Hey "yer a fag" are you Scottish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 00:07:00 No.7848972 Report

Quoted By:

I can't believe this thread is still alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 00:22:00 No.7849061 Report

Quoted By:

>>7838498
what gun?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 00:33:00 No.7849123 Report

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>On public bus at 12:15 AM
>Sitting in the back of the bus
>Nobody else is on the bus
>Bus driver stops, rests for a moment
>Make my way to the front of the bust
>He doesn't notice me
>"Next stop please."
>He screams in terror.
I just wanted to get home.

Sun 05 Jun 2011 00:33:00 No.7849125 Report

Quoted By:

I have a good one, it's old though.

>Be 16
>Be at graduation beach party
>Decide to play prank
>Grab bean burrito, and prep vocal cords for satanic shriek
>Sneak up on 10th grade girls, and whisper "Can you hear the ocean well enough my pretties?"
>Shriek like the devil himself
>Girls fall into tide pool, none of them were wearing bras
>Saw tits
>Chucked burrito at them and fled
>mfw they realized it was just me.

It's a good thing I run on rocky beaches well, becaue if they caught me, they'd probably kill me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 00:51:00 No.7849235 Report

Quoted By:

>be 13/14
>get into fight
>kid brags about it and says he's then going to get people involved
>A lot of people rage over this and are willing to help me out
>kid looks out window
>see's like 50 creepers (us in hoodies and masks) telling him to get the fuck out here
>kid crys and goes to get dad, we book it out because dad was cop
>notasinglefuckwasgiven.jpg (e.g. nobody was arrested)

Anonymous

NOPE

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 01:17:00 No.7849383 Report

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newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 02:44:00 No.7849961 Report

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bump
>Be 21st birthday
>Get royally drunk
>Stagger home
>Bunch of hoodrats decide to go after me
>Start blathering at them in gibberish
>Begin making gestures.
>They think I'm crazy
>Leave
>Blather all the way home

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 03:01:00 No.7850061 Report

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My dad used to pull crazy pranks on my grandmother when he was a kid such as.

> putting a cork in the faucet causing broken plate+ huge bang
> pretending to fall down stairs and having a blood capsule in his mouth
> throwing a blasting cap under the house

He also scared his sister loads of a monster in the attic and when she had to go up there he dressed as a monster and scared her half to death.

yes, my dad is trolldad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 03:05:00 No.7850087 Report

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> 15 years old
> staying at friends house
> stay up late with his sister telling ghost stories
> she gets really freaked out
> we finally go to bed about 2am
> at 3am, I can't really sleep cause of shitty fold out bed
> decide to go to toilet
> walk past friends sisters room on the way
> decide to play an excellent prank on her
> remembering how freaked out she was by the ghost stories, I sneak into her room and hide in her closet
> she's asleep, so I start whispering "Samantha... Samaaaaantha" louder and louder
> eventually she wakes up and just stays absolutely still
> keep whispering her name
> her eyes are wide open and she's visibly shaking
> keep quiet for a few minutes, then whisper her name again
> stay in there for what seemed like an hour, eventually she closes her eyes and seems to fall asleep
> I creep out of the closet and tip toe towards the door
> I stand on a creaky floorboard and stop dead
> she lets out a whimper, opens her eyes and stares right at me - the dark figure in the middle of her room
> I stand for a few seconds, then dive out the room
> go back to bed, can hear her crying though the wall
> feel really bad, get up and knock on her door to explain and apologize
> she screams really loudly
> shit myself and go back to bed
> few minutes later I hear her creeping out of bed
> I look through the crack of my door and she's carrying her bed covers downstairs
> look in her room, turn on the light and notice there's a big wet stain on her bed
> mfw I scared my friends 16 year old sister so badly she wet the bed

She still doesn't know it was me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 03:10:00 No.7850122 Report

Quoted By: >>7851928 >>7852057

>creeper
That is such a puerile middle school kind of word.

>on /x/ a couple weeks ago
>someone posting photos of weird religious objects in a house
>notice his pics are huge resolution and probably directly from camera
>look at exif, see it's an iphone
>find house on google maps, start asking op how's the neighborhood and if he'd been to the golf club or whatever
>asks if I'm one of his friends messing around
>tell him no, he doesn't know me at all
>op deletes thread

I lol'd so hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 03:23:00 No.7850222 Report

Quoted By: >>7850318

>>7832486
Fucking burritos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 03:34:00 No.7850318 Report

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>>7850222
Fucking trips

>Be after halloween party
>Work at ribs place, closing up
>Get absent-minded, take garbage out after closing,
>Drag giant bag filled with bad ribs (slightly spoiled) on way home
>Did not realise so, tired as fuck
>Approach shit-tier apartment in drug-infested area
>"Tough Guys" in hoodies, regular hoodrat gear come up to me
>Smell of rotten meat everywhere, bag developed a hole at some point after being dragged, blood trail
>They yell, "WTF MAN"
>NOPEs all around them. "Awww shit bro he's got a body" "Oh shit" "Fuck we're dead"
>They book ass
>Get home, landlord starts yelling at me for the bag
>Realise. Dump in garbage. Clean up floors.
>Flop into bed tired as fuck.

Evicted after cops investigated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 03:54:00 No.7850412 Report

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>Be a few years back
>Mom's friend from work needs a ride home or something at around 10:00 or 11:00pm
>I go with her
>We pass him walking to meet us on the other side of the street
>Mom U-Turns and goes into a parking lot to meet him
>No lights in van
>Only one van door that opens automatically if you push a button next to the door
>He's about fifteen to twenty feet away
>I push the button and the door starts to open slowly
>He slows down and starts to slightly nope
>We tell him it's just us and he gets in the car
He probably thought that we were going to kidnap him or something

BEAVER !!L400KYna5CM

BEAVER !!L400KYna5CM Sun 05 Jun 2011 05:09:00 No.7850876 Report

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Never Again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 05:13:00 No.7850902 Report

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>nighttime, lights are all off
>husband leaves the bedroom for some reason
>I realize I have something to tell/ask him
>get up and head to the door
>husband rounds the corner into the bedroom right before I reach it
>all he sees is a human shape in the darkness, inches away from him
>possibly peed a little
>I lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 05:20:00 No.7850960 Report

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I'm glad this thread is still up. I was one of the first contribooters and I'm happy everyone has read it. For another one:

>Watching Saw with friend's girlfriend for her first time
>Teach her the best way to not be afraid of movies is to make fun of them
>Develop funny Pigman voice for Amanda taking hostages
>Movie's over and she goes to bathroom
>Grab my Pigman mask with black robe
>Stand in closet (like in the movie)
>Hear her come out and walk around, looking for me
>Start to scratch and lightly kick / knock on the closet door to get her attention
>She continues to wtf and nope.jpeg a little
>Get a coat hanger and do a long drawn out scratch on the door
>She stands in front of the door
>She grabs handle
>Burst open the door towering black cloak with red trim and pig mask
>lol heartily while she hates me for the rest of the night

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 07:01:00 No.7851719 Report

Quoted By:

badump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 07:10:00 No.7851812 Report

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>Friends and I are starting up a short-film thingy
>Interrogation scene, plenty of torture
>Decide to do it when darker and quieter, away from other people as to not scare them with screams
>Record audio only
>Pack into friend's van
>Park out in a mainly truck-route
>At 3AM, start the audio
>Unearthly screams followed by angry yelling
>About 3 cars pass, they all speed up after passing us
>LOL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 07:23:00 No.7851928 Report

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>>7850122
Puerile is such a pretentious college kind of word.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 07:32:00 No.7852000 Report

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>Just now, at 2 am.
>Walking my extremely curious, but cowardly (Not a good mix) Rodeshian Ridgeback (A quite big dog).
>Aren't expecting someone to show up, because I'm in the middle of the forest at 2 am, in a unpopulated district of the city.
>Wearing black clothes.
>I'm talking to myself and the dog.
>We start running a little.
>I see a girl, about 16-18 years old, walking a path that leads to some old Nazi bunker.
>She comes fast around a corner, entierly unexpected by my dog.
>I startle her, and my dog starts to bark when she screams.
>She takes off running back to where she came from.
>I try to apologise, but I doubt she heard me over the barking of the dog.

I met her later, when heading out of the forest, and I escorted her out of there, because she was a nervous wreck when I met her. (Make-up down her cheecks indicated she had been crying.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 07:34:00 No.7852015 Report

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>Get laid off from job.
>Put on wieght, grow neckbeard.
>Friend of mine who owns his own plumbing compay knows I do nothing all day and asks me to pick up one of his vans that's just gotten a new paint job.
>Pick up the van and then decide to go and pick my little sister up from school (she normally walks home).
>Pull up outside school and wait.
>After about 10 minutes I realise that I'm a scruffy chubby guy with a neckbeard wearing old raggety clothes standing outside of a school in front of a van that has all it's windows painted over.
>All the creeped out and disgusted looks all make sense now.
>Drive off before the cops show up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 07:42:00 No.7852057 Report

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>>7850122

You were called a creeper throughout high school, weren't you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 08:14:00 No.7852312 Report

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>at cousin's house
>sleeping on futon in her room
>both belligerently drunk
>shes passed out with just a nightgown on
>fap
>came all over her
>go back to sleep
>we wake up the next morning and she wtfs at weird drool stains
everythingwentbetterthenexpected.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 08:24:00 No.7852365 Report

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Wanna see paranormal?? this thread's been up for more than three days...oooooOOOOooooo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 09:34:00 No.7853095 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 10:47:00 No.7853891 Report

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ghost bump

boo, motherfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 12:20:00 No.7854326 Report

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>incredibly drunk
>party at my place fuck yeah
>is convinced by group of people to go find anon
>wander outside to go find anon
>get lost somehow
>see person on cellphone with cig, assume its anon
>"Hey, i wanted to see you.. i walked all the way over here just to ask you if you wanted to come back to my house"
>girl drops her cig, screams and runs for her fucking life into the house she was standing in front of, slams door, bolts lock
>ooops?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 13:59:00 No.7854749 Report

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oh my god, this is still alive?
moar stories!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 14:24:00 No.7854855 Report

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bump.

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