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The great flood was a triumph of humanity over the "illuminated ones".

Most of the planet's water had been sent circling the earth, in order to mine the entire surface.

the truth has been co-opted such that the Authority was of course, in charge of that particular "on purpose" disaster.

Noah was an illuminated one, he was a shining child, it was said. those are the beings that "god" chose to save - not humanity.

yet we survived anyway

because when we finally said "never again" we actually meant it.

the illuminated ones will never be able to overcome the gestalt "3rd man" we have created because it's strength is our genuine reaction to suppression. relax the suppression and it is embodied in every Individual, increase it and you give us more lever *and* fulcrum.

it is more powerful than you on an individual level, your only chance is in metaconcert and yet then, this Being is a ghost, immaterial projection, except when and where it *counts*

so regards. Future historians may consider the current iteration of this timeline as similar to the assassination of Prince Ferdinand with your people seemingly forgetting what happens to Hitler in his Illuminati sponsored attempt at the Culmination of the Project.

Anyway, that is not here and now, either.

perhaps you fail to realize the sweep of time?

Spartacus is not Spartacus