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My mom was always the one in the family that had all the creepiest stories. I had heard them dozens of times but they always scared me. I used to sit in the hall or hide behind the couch so she wouldn't know I was listening. Whether they're true or not I feel like I should share the ones I can remember. I'll be typing them as I go because im at work and im on my phone so I apologize in advance for not being faster with my posts. Please feel free to contribute family holy-fuck-i-shit-myself stories that have been passed down to you.

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