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!qpBl.gJsqo No.7953725 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hey /x/
So I just got the news that I'm probably going to die pretty soon.
When I was born my mom was told that I would be extremely lucky to make it to 50 and at 4 my life expectancy was changed to 35-40 at maximum.
I'm 20 now so I guess it's on time, would've been nice to go a little longer but at least I'm on schedule.

Yes I was upset when I get the news. It's been a week since and I've already cried and yelled about it and now I just don't want to go without people knowing about me.

By the way I'm aware this isn't strictly /x/ material. But there's some of that too:
I've had some extremely profound experiences as well as some unusual and trying mental disorders.
It's possible I was contacted by aliens and may be connected to them in some way.

So go ahead and ask me anything about anything.