Hi, my name i Troy McClure, You might remember me from suchs films as "you are reading this in my voice", "you are now breathing and blinking manually". "Uncross your legs and realize there is no comfortable spot in your mouth for your tongue, it just sits there awkwardly", and "You just realised you need to yawn". "Did you forget that your jaw has weight, forcing you to manually hold it closed?", "You're producing saliva too!", "Your body is itching in at least one place", "You now realize that you need to go to the toilet", and "Wouldn't it be time for you to clear your throat?"

To top it all off, you probably didn't even see the subject yet.