>>8034939>>8034957Dear Jason and Micheal,
You guys are such morons. I mean, Jason, you were already a retard when you were alive, and now you're basically a zombie, so I tried to be nice and let you win that battle awhile back, but noo... you go right back to doing the same boring crap over and over. And what's with the whole Friday the 13th crap? It has nothing to do with your origin story or anything you've ever done. You kill anyone who fucks at summer camp. This has nothing to do with Friday the 13th.
Michael, I'm not even gonna start, buddy. You kill a couple babysitters once a year, and everyone's supposed to shit their pants. You can't even manage to kill one bitch in 20 years. All the "survivor girls" of mine have eventually bit it after I tricked them into bringing me more victims. Your third movie didn't even include you at all! How the fuck did you get a remake before I did? And then it was all this faggoty crap about how you were teased as a child.
I'm the bastard son of a hundred homicidal maniacs raping a nun, I don't even have a physical body, and I could take both of you with one hand! Come at me, bros.
Sweet dreams.
Freddy
