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!!NBS2EKTKHuQ No.8050427 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Wrote a little HFY story, hope you enjoy.

Listen to the tale of how we earned our downfall, my children, and heed the warnings that lie within.

Tonight, we sit around a smokey fire, eating scraps of meat and roots. It is a life we have grown accustomed to, but this is not the way things once were. Not long ago, within the span of my grandfather's memory, we roamed the stars. We, the T'skag were a strong and mighty people. The abandoned cities in the distance shone with light that could be seen from any point on our world. Our people cared not for hunger or sickness, as these things were but nightmares long past. We had ships as long as the Great Northern Crag, and each could hold an entire army. With these ships, we ruled many of the stars you see above you. We were an adventurous people, and our entire world was dedicated to the discovery of new obstacles to conquer.